NNNOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVEEEEE A DEEP SEA THREAD ON Yea Forums

If doesn't matter how many times I see this, it always gives me aniexty. I hope he got away.

You like this shit?

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why do they do it Yea Forumsros?

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Anybody have some octopus/squid/cuttlefish camouflage gifs or webms? I always love those, it's neat to see them change color.

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good thred

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did he die?

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>trying to practice a grantchester in the water
rookie mistake

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Pure Lovecraftion. I know Basking Sharks are basically harmless, but fuckig hell they look scary.

Nsfw

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just look at his goofy face bros of course he got away

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>when the nintendo switch is on point

It wouldn't surprise me if he was just doing it for a laugh.
>Hi I'm Johnny Fishville and welcome to Jackas!

Cephalopods are fucking weird. Isn't it true that they can edit their own DNA?

for me? it's whales

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Deep sea threads were always some of my comfiest times this site for many a year now.

Source?

>fascinated by deep sea life so I would become a marine biologist
>terrified of deep sea life so would hate every second of actually being a marine biologist

The audio with it is nice.
youtube.com/watch?v=SkBpummjR5I

They are definitely some of the few things that have stayed comfy here

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Outplayed

>Edit their own DNA
No, that isn't true.

really impressive cgi, whats it from?

This was much funnier than it should have been.

there's always a bigger squid

Sperm whales are bros, not like those shiftless orcas

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>When you put all your points into stealth
May as well min max.

What are you scared of?
The animals or the inky black abyss

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Orca's are literally the niggers of the sea.

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none of these are deep sea

What's their fucking problem?

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Well fuck off then.

I still have a hard time believing some of the footage from this series is real. Fucking crazy.

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Honestly? Fuck Seals.

>not being scared of the animals in the inky black abyss

Implying that fish is smart enough to hide or that he isn't too big for the sharks to eat

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>abused and enslaved by a ruling class that becomes totally surprised when antisocial behavior manifests once they're simply second class beings and not slaves
Accurate.

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BUZZZZZZZZ

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uhhhhhhhhh what the fuck? is that fake? what happens at the end?

Girl when she sees chad.

They're mostly just made of jelly. He pressure doesn't allow for much else.
>B-BUT MASSIVE SEA MONSTERS!

No.

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How can their nature kinos be so much better than everything else they make?
>implying ur not gay

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this is the fellowship of the ring all over again

>Gay people fuck themselves in the asses
Well it's their choice to do whatever they want with their assholes
>The killer clown kills a gay fag
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what's the big deal I don't get it

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This analogy is awful.

cute!

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>people actually believe this bullshit is real

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Based mass reply poster.

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>Out of my way land fucking shits

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Never 4gat, killer whales are actually just dolphins, and dolphins are fuckin' cunts.

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Haha holy shit that was definitely deliberate lol

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nigga got homer simpson mouth

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>mouth always open
>low hormones
>low energy
>survives by aiming at lower standards
>is disgusted by large fishes and humans near its mouth
Literally the sohyboys of sharkind.

I thought it was going to be the family guy joke but it ended up being kino
youtu.be/ZIBLgLNLX2g

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literally alien tier

Crabs are pure kino.

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I love hydrothermal vents
Anybody got more?

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Someone please post that cute webm of tiny crabs curiously playing with the diver's fingers

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uguuuuu!

IIRC they did this for hours, long after the seal was dead and just a bag of lard and pulverized bones.
They were playing with their food.

youtube.com/watch?v=mrSu65Bb9X4

Holy shit, Imagine if you were human and that happened to you

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>yfw you will never witness a sperm whale vs giant squid fight in your lifetime

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>Sperm whales are bros
i cri everytiem

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>Be crab
>Walking along minding your own business
>Hmm what's th-AHHHHHHHHHH STOP PLEASE STOP!

Such is life.

The Big Blue
The Abyss

That's all I got

It has happened they turned into a pulp in milliseconds

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youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
h-haha j-just imagine
DELTA P
IKTFB

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I...is this dude fishing underwater?

I wan to coom in its mouth!!!

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Luckily, there's a thousand more of them on /ic/

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>White! White! Watch out for the white!
Womyn encounters the last living groyper (2046)

Great Whites prey on dolphins normally

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based squid egg poster

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Don't dolphins boop sharks to death with their noses, or is that some childhood myth?

Looks like they do
sciencing.com/dolphins-fight-sharks-4565479.html

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Maybe some sharks. Certainly not Great Whites though.

>his eyes at the start there

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Is he smelling the other sharks cunt?

What would that even mean you idiot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ommatokoita_elongata

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There's always a bigger fish

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wholesome

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>isn't a squid

Ah god damn it. Here comes the wikipedia rabbit hole

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Very wholesome and very based.

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this is why you shouldnt throw away plastic bags in the ocean

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what motivation is there to fake that there are a bunch of creatures in the deep ocean where most people will never go and that they have a complex ecosystem

Blame the Chinese. Your "recycled" plastic is actually just being thrown directly into the sea.

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Give me a quick rundown when you find out what it is

>how i feel working in the film industry

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best thread on Yea Forums this entire year

All those brrapposter fish who swarmed over to smell it though...

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POISON MY OCEANS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!

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whale sharks are based

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Real talk, what's their end game?

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cute! CUTE!

:3

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These things are damn near prehistoric.
They're like the remnant of a kind of shark that died out 200gorillion years ago.
It's an older model compared to modern sharks.
Still works though, just not as flashy.

they cope with the occasional juvenile. and those stories get widely exaggerated but the fact is seals and dolphins are the main prey for white sharms

that can't survive outside water, can it?

fucking mogged

>tfw you live for hundreds of years with a parasite eating your eyes.

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To escape the Chinese/Koreans/Japs so they don't get eaten.

*sells you for $300*

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Cuck every Japanese male.