Mfw haven't had sex in a week

>mfw haven't had sex in a week

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>tfw havent had sex in 5 years
when does it become born again virgin territory? is it possible to apply for wizard status?

you've turned back into a virgin

>mfw haven't had sex since birth

i never had sex and i am like 32. just use your hand, weak faggot

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What movie?

>i never had sex and i am like 32.
wtf how? I can't imagine that being possible.

what if I told you that the reason you use your hand is because you fell for the coom meme? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I followed teevees advice and had sex with a hooker
now I can't shake off this deep desire of having wife and kids and I know I'll never have that

>is it possible to apply for wizard status?
Hey no user. You lost it, your fault, we're going to make it and we don't want any traitors