ITT: childhood faps

ITT: childhood faps

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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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I still fap to this movie

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Constance Marie from that shitty George Lopez sitcom.

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What an ugly foot, Jesus.

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Almost forgot that picture

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haha her left buttock breaching makes it look like she's farting

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Xena was best girls: the show

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IMAGINE

Mimi

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I never got it with her, she's hot but nothing special

>dark bush
>blonde hair
Is there ONE honest woman on this fucking planet?
Even my goddamn wife lied to me the first time with her colored ginger hair.

amy smart rocked the childish blonde pocket rocket look like no one else

my first fap, ain't gonna lie

here in Australia we have this free to air channel called SBS

at 10pm they always played some foreign movie. pretty much always had sex scenes and stuff which is why SBS was nicknamed sex before sleep back when I was in school lol

this was my favorite one. especially the bath licking scene

I remembered seeing a movie called killer condom where the condom had teeth and bit people's dicks off

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I didn't jack off until i was 22 years old

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Wow!

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Here in Canada we had Bleu Nuit. Late at night on weekends you could see softcore porn on one of the French channels. It was really quite something. A staple of my youth!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleu_Nuit

DUR-DEH!

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Source, I need her tits

Unbelievably hot.

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Wow she is megamilf even today

CONCEPTUALISE

Who?

Linda Blair. She famously played the little girl in The Exorcist.

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Damn right.

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They need to replicate whatever lighting and makeup they used for erotic shoots in the 80s because it makes all women look soft and dreamy instead of coal burning sluts like today.

Oh so no porn?

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I got a hard on often when watching Sabrina, especially at the middle.

I still jack off to this from time to time.

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>childhood....
Are you lost little boy ? Where are your parents ?

Haha theyre the two sbs movies I remember too.

pedo!

Ara ara....

Source?

She looks like the sister that stole any hot genes that might've gone to Amy Schumer.

Savage Streets. Used to be a mainstay on skinemax

>BURNED
Nice one

Darn right.

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that bush, we need to bring this back.

ltierally had wet dreams about her

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Its called soft focus and a smear of vasoline on the lens.

RUMINATE

Absolutely based and bushpilled. Also, checked.

dem mini-skirts

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gOOp

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Same, but for a different character in the film

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First evidence that Tom Cruise is gay, he divorced that.

>dat hair


DIAMONDS

Too many stupid fucking quick cuts, kills the mood and makes it much less sexy than what it really is. Also, the dirty floors and shit make the ambiance unattractive. Step your game up.

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CONCEIVE

that's the dude from Euphoria you disgusting faggot

Where is his penis?

I remember her being so fucking hot when I was a kid, pic related was one of my first faps
but looking at it now she genuinely seems like nothing special, what the fuck changed

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Bryan Brown massages her massive tits.
The original French version has Emmanuelle Beart nude through most of the movie.

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Combination of lighting and using soft focus filters, it’s entirely reproducible with today’s equipment (if anything digital post-processing makes it easier than ever)
Any wedding and boudoir photog worth their salt understands that modern tack-sharp glass is unflattering on the vast majority of women and they take steps to counter it

that abomination wasn't even born when this was shot

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>believes having a women with hair on their cunt makes them unbelievably feminine and sexy
fucking based, Bush all the way

I had 'gator bait on dvd and used to fap to the chase scene at the start.

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based, bush lover here, natural all the way, it's a shame it fell out of fashion.

It was her Back to Basics era GQ shoot that she was at peak

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CONJURE FICTIONAL IMAGES

The 80s were the era of big hair and rim lighting.
Some Playboy shoots continued the style, but they started using horrible airbrushing during the 90s.

cr i n g e

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fuck this brings me back. used to fap to this so much

Based bush-pilled anons. Nothing beats a beautiful, natural bush on a woman that has wide-hips. Makes me go berserk.

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Full Body Massage is worth re-watching not just for the god-tier nudity but because it’s redpilled as fuck
Half their conversions during the massage are about differences in their backgrounds and the differences between men and women
She’s a high powered career woman who owns her own art gallery but straight up admits the only reason she got into that field was a guy she dated got her into it, the movie straight up goes there that the only hobbies and interests women have are the ones that get fucked into them by their boyfriends and the way she talks about it implies that this is completely common knowledge
Would never get made like that today

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This was an early one for me.

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>Would never get made like that today

That's because it's softcore porn masquerading as intellectual arthouse wankery.

I don't think either of the stars would remember the movie today, even Brown having worked those boobs.

Hey, that's not a woman. It's just some fag!

>paints furiously

Stole a poster with that image from my sister. It was part of some teenage magazine she bought. Pretty cash.
>not the threesome where they lez out

>no teacupping
AAAH AAAAAAAAAH IIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFFUUUUUUUCK

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>the one where you can see a tiny bit of nip
that and this one was absolute buckets

Bleeth

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Why is nick jagger doing this and why are you jerking it to him?

reminder that she did softcore movies

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>not sex & bloody soccer

this may have been my first boner ever

This looks like she’s taking it in the ass. Nice.

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Brave choice

MODS

An argument could be made she was an 11/10 in that movie. Same for Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

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ENVISAGE

COGITATE

Imagine if all women were born looking like this. The earth would be at peace

I bet she really makes heads turn

Damn. I really should rewatch it. I was too young to apreciate it when I did. A local town has a staue of her.

I Dream of Genie was a hotter premise "Master" but Elizabeth Montgomery was way hotter trapped in a bad show.

>The glorious feeling when running across her in your dads playboy magazines

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They knew exactly what they were doing and were just trapped by 70s television standards
Same reason Aaron Spelling’s shows all featured hot women in crop tops and no bra

VISUALIZE

ASTRALY PROJECT

More women should dress like this.

It's not my nose that is twitching.

I always thought she looked weird. It only made her hotter. #winning

Sexy but also classy.

I think we have a winner. I can't be the only one to think she must have been one wild crazy bitch in the sack?

beauty is only noticeable when ugly exists.

>Just randomly laying around watching an episode with nothing even remotely sexual
>Suddenly horny as hell
To this day the only totally non pornographic thing I've fapped to, raven just set me off I guess.

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Her feet are fine. Those toenails though... I hope it's the texture of the paint, because they look like they got fungus or some shit.

I finally saw Gremlins 2. She was adorable. Missed out as a kid.

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what if they all turned hot right now?

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