Actor walks into the bathroom

There are certain effective techniques to use for that style of wiping.

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>character goes to pee
>doesn't remove pants and do a handstand over the toilet or urinal

just take a shower pussy

How else would you do it? Sitting puts you in major danger of dipping your hand into the shit filled toilet.

Might as well just shit in the shower if I'm doing that

based retard

My toilet is not that shallow, nor are my shits that big.

BECAUSE HE'S JUST PISSING HE'S NOT SHITTING

You move forward, spread your cheeks and wipe. It's not complicated.

Do you guys bunch up the toilet paper, or fold a bunch of squares over themselves

Men do not piss sitting down unless they are a tranny.

>sitting down to just take a piss

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folding, bunch up are for faggots

I do not waste toilet paper, asshole.

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Fold. I also use wipes and a bidet or shower if available.

>mfw too fat to sit down and wipe

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I sit down because I always take a nap after I piss.

>There are men who actually sit down to piss
For me? It's flopping my bawbag and dick over the rim of the sink and pissing right then and there.

Consume less and move more.

>Men do not piss sitting down unless they are a tranny.

>>sitting down to just take a piss

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What's a bawbag?

foldfags OUT

It's the thing I drag over your mom's face every other Saturday.

I do not fold I do not bunch I only use one square

>pissing standing up even though indoors

I don't have a mother I have two fathers

I always spread my cheeks when I wipe so the paper towel doesn't rip like pic related

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I use actual towel They don't rip

Why do you go down the stairs to wipe?

Helloooooo? Where is everybody? In the toilet?

I also reach from the front but I do not stand up. The accuracy is amazing. Switching to this technique honestly changed my life.

I take one piece of paper, use it, fold it half and use again. Repeat until to smol to use. Usually I don't need more than one or two.

but you get dik on your arm

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You stink of shit and shouldn't inflict this on other people.

thats the best part

I masturbate while I wipe

If you're at home why wouldn't you sit down to take a piss?
It's comfy and I get to wipe the weather off my ass.

How far down does your asshole hang?

Unless you're using a huge square of 100-ply this is not adequate.

It's more effort and takes longer. Also it's gay.

>weather
sweat*

>paper towel

bunch up because you get more volume that way than from folding.

I can't remember the last time I stood to piss. It's more relaxing and you get less splashback when you sit

>doesn't use Bidet

Why are Americans such filthy swines?

I piss sitting down sometimes because my height makes it hard to aim. Usually use the urinal if it's in a public toilet though

>>he sits down on the toilet
>>only hear him piss
what is he german?

>obsessed

Based and redpilled and peepilled and splashpilled.

No you fucking don't.

>character starts taking a shit
>doesn't immediately flush so it doesn't stink
People don't actually let it sit there, do they?

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Get a better diet.

I like the smell, so I only flush after like half an hour when I've finished eating.

>taking a shit
do americans really do this? in my country we leave ours.

Just use the bathroom sink to pee. You use like 1% of the water a toilet would to 'clean' the surface and you can just let your dick sit there.

Same here, this opened a whole new world for me. Front wiping is truly the enlightened form of wiping.

what are you? a german?

>not wiping both ways
You still got shit back there.

I shower every time I take a shit, i’ve kept the same toilet paper roll for over two years.

A) too tired/drunk/beat up to aim
B) a pussy

>Imagining you doing this in a public toilet
Kek

>using public toilets

Gross

Just wash your ass at the sink you tool

But I like taking a shower. I do my best Yea Forums posting in there.

rent free

I sit to pee at home because it makes it easier to let farts out

>he doesn’t have piss jugs in his room
What the fuck Yea Forums?

You Burgers disgust me

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How do I get full elimination? I'm tired of wiping blood and shit alover the place.

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Metamucil

You don't even need to wipe

I only ever flush when taking a big fat hang-over shit, and even then only occasionally.

Piss jugs are pretty common, we use them at my work sometimes.

I'm australian btw

seething german fags piss like women.

>taking a big fat hang-over shit
do americans really do this
in my country we leave ours

>protagonist is late
>quickly rushing around the house getting ready
>grabs the apple from the kitchen counter before leaving

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>lose weight
>start having nice firm shits
>wipe afterwards and no brown at all
>when I was heavier it was like passing soft serve ice cream
>when I would wipe it was like wiping the inside of a full jar of peanut butter

Feels good being thin and healthy bros

>start fasting
>shit once every three days

Some of us like to admire our fines creations.

Not if you add another twist right after your asshole. The image is accurate

I might have to reconsider

Unlike you filthy westerners, I wash my ass with water.

youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

Based we leave oursposter

>going all the way to the bathroom

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You should unionise, Amazonbro.

Nah I work in telecoms, there aren't always toilets around and if we're in a residential area we will go into the van, piss it a jug then pour it out on the sidewalk. Saves up from flopping our big old dicks around in public.

In brazil people scoop their shit and put in a plastic bag. If you don't do this they laugh at you, as if you are a barbarian. Kinda odd, considering hues are very hygienic otherwise