Independence Day

Im so sick of reddit nigger zoomers trying to push their dog shit here

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NOOO NOT THE WIDDLE WOGY DOGGY

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>hates whites and niggers
So you're Chinese, makes sense.

whypipo are fucking weirdos

I loathe dogs. Disgusting stupid creatures. My gf had a little yappy rat dog until it was mysteriously poisoned. She suspects it was a neighbour but she'll never know the truth.

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN XD
cave
in
your
fucking
skull

Fpbp

Who the FUCK let the chinks and Arabs in?

alri ahmed

I'm as white as you can get, dogfucker. I just don't understand why anyone would want one of those smelly dirty things running around their house dropping hair and licking stuff. Dog people gross me out just as much as their dogs do.

yee alri ahmed

Cool meme response. You've really convinced me how great dogs are and how wrong it is to poison them.

It's all these zoomer poofs can say, if you hate morons who say "pupper" "doggo" you're an arab, if you don't want queers and trannies shitting up the board youre an arab.

>t. never had a pet
sucks to be you user!

white people are so fucked up they don't care when a human dies in the movies

but when a dog dies it's literally the worst thing that could happen

it's almost similar in real life. white people think a person who kills, or even is not nice to a dog once, deserves a death penalty, as apposed to a person kills another person.

This, I've been in so many minority theaters and you wouldn't begin to imagine how much they cry when good, honest people die on-screen. They're also often quiet, and well-behaved.

dumbass

t. dog eater

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lol nigger

Alri ahmed.

I love these threads!

>wow look at me everybody i pretend to be a a animal killing sociopath so you'll give me (you)s

LMAO insectoids on suicide watch

Post hand

based

reminder that if you hate dogs, you are either a fag or a gook, so take your pick

based

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I'm sure you relate.

Yea Forums has always been a cat site, and it always will be

Why are dog-obsessed bugmen so easily baited?

this but unironically

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Catfag are worst than dogfags, both are shit tho. You sould play with the food

120793595
>tho
>sould

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME T-REX

im gonna say fag

I don't hate dogs, I hate people who treat dogs like they're their own children

they are if they don't have children

>millions of people

i don't feel sorry for hippies and retards that don't get the fuck outta dodge when fuckhuge spaceships show up out of nowhere.

borkin boofer?

THE FUCK IS A BORKIN BOOFER

Cats are for foreveralone losers and cucks that want to be dominated by a pet.
Dogs are for pathetic betas that need constant reassurance.
The true chad keeps his pets in a tank, whether they be fish, amphibian or reptile.

>not having a flemish giant rabbit

I have recently realized that I hate pets

sometimes I see a couple in their late 20's walking a dog and I get disgusted. The cuck doesn't spread his genes and instead his average, boring gf wastes her time raising some shitty dog. Imagine getting cucked by a dog or a cat.

Rodents are for children

I loathe loving couples even more

For real. Dogs smell so gross, and they run around with their faces covered in their own shit licking their owners. They also might snap at any moment, because of the brain damage they have from generations of inbreeding.

has the neuroticism of this site got to the point now where if you own an animal you're being cucked

>He believes human lives are worth anything
Fuck humans and fuck jannies

If I had to choose between killing you or a dog I'd shoot you. Just saying.

Not as filthy as you, Mohammad.

animals were domesticated to provide a benefit
cats used to kill rats
dogs were used so they scare bums entering your yard and herd sheep

imagine getting emotionally attached to some dumb animal more than other people, imagine your life being so boring and wasted you get all "WAD A CUTE LITTLE DOGGO!"

And yes, if your gf is having a dog or a cat, you are getting emotionally and genetically cucked. Instead of raising your children, your woman is wasting time and resources on a smelly animal that will never amount to anything

Humans have never done shit for me. Fuck them.

Imagine being so sheltered and rotten that you hate on pets. Psychopaths get the bullet too degen

Psychopaths are the only people who will be putting a bullet in anyone, pussy.

>If I force a meme making fun of people who like dogs, then I'll be free to eat as many dogs as I like!

Nice try Asians

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This is spam but jannies will leave it up because they're too busy fapping to shota porn.

You guys seen those videos where chinks cook dogs alive in a big pot? Pretty funny shit.

Dogs and white people worked together to found Western Civilization. They were, are, and always will be our best friends, doing what we cannot without question and in return we help them survive far forward into the future. They were on our side when all we had to offer was scrap meat, and now we will journey across the stars with them.

cats are okay too, but really shouldn't be indoor pets

I like dogs, I also like cats. As a film audience you can be a force of ambivalence towards the people "You all should've listened to randy quaid, fucking idiots!" But dogs are good hearted and pure creatures that dont really have any pitfalls to look down on. Why are you so surprised people want the innocent and cute animals to survive?

Humans are shit. They enjoy torturing and damaging each other. They're the worst species there's ever been. Fuck humans.

Quit eating dogs, Chang

Make me.

>not treating your dog like a retarded little brother
Some people are just dumb

youtube.com/watch?v=5T6qDrMVSRA

gofundme com/f/help-me-give-my-puppy-another-chance-in-life

archived.moe/an/thread/3132874/ full story here and where you can see x-rays of the dog

Please help with sick dog, I don't know where else to ask.

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>my favourite pets? Tortoises, of course

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God I want my boycunt get knotted by a huge doberman!

>Dogs and white people worked together to found Western Civilization.
Nah, you mountain monkeys just raped them when there wasn't a war going around

Just like your mother and you user!

Also that scene in Dante's Peak.
That trope pissed me off so much. I love dogs, but it is such a fucking lazy cliche in disaster movies especially when so many humans get wiped out. Even as a kid I thought it was dumb.

BOOMER WILL LIVE
I remembered that shitty web review show so you don't have to.

Genocide all Canadians

this but unironically

based. fuck dogs and dog ""people""

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Psychos fucking love dogs and animals
>le human bad
>le good doggo boi pupper good
Thats every psycho ever made

Same.
When i see them kissing in a bus like they are all alone i just want to follow them quietly, mark their addresses and have them disappear into the night over the course of a week. Anyone know this feel?

>wanting children

?????????

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I have a dog and children you fucking schizo

People who prefer dogs to humans need a long look in the mirror.

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muslims who pray 5 times a day are unironically probably the cleanest people in the world

People who won't/can't reproduce are failing their biologic function.

i've seen plenty shitskins going crazy over animal "cruelty" in movies

now thats a good boy

> hello fellow ((white)) people

I've never seen the relationship dynamic of a human and a dog put so succinctly
you basically watch your dog doing dumb shit and you love them anyway for it

Literally nobody has said anything about queers so far shitskin

>I'm as white as you can get, dogfucker. I just don't understand why anyone would want one of those smelly dirty things running around their house dropping hair and licking stuff. Dog people gross me out just as much as their dogs do.
have empathy retard

this
hes like my funny little cute retarded brother that has a thing for making weird noises
i love my boys

>imaging having your self worth determined by whether you spread your genes instead pf just loving your partner and enjoying what limited time we got on this dystopian hellhole

if you stare yourself long enough in the mirror without blinking, you'll eventually see your reflection blink, and that means you've just shifted realities with the (you) from the mirror. Life will be very similar but wthl slight changes you'll notice, they may be good, or not. most of times they are good for you, and your current reality will be good for the (you) from the mirror.
now If you don't care I'll back to /x/

>imaging having your self worth determined by whether you spread your genes
that's pretty much the ultimate goal of every living species in the planet tho. In the animal kingdom (excluding humans) only losers don't reproduce

NOOOOOOO BRADU PITTU PREASE DON'T RIKE THE DORGS DEY ARR ORR FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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imagine not being white and not understanding the bond between man and dog, what a meaningless life you shitskins live lmao

>loyal
Dogs will run away as soon as they're given the chance unless you beat them into submission or tie them up

Every animal is capable of torture and sadism. Dogs will flat out try to rape you

this is what soulless third worlders actually believe

you're skipping a few steps there

To all the arabs itt

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>The true chad keeps his pets in a tank, whether they be fish, amphibian or reptile.
Then what about those weirdos that keep bugs?

nah
when I see couples it's inevitably some right uggos
don't really think much of them; they might as well be part of the scenery
seeing a beautiful couple is somehow uplifting, like seeing a nice piece of artwork that you walk past on your way to work that's quickly forgotten
uggos can fuck right off though
i see enough of that shit in the mirror

Based.
Gifting a tortoise to a child is the best pet
>will always be with them
>spared the anguish of a dying pet
>relatively easy to maintain
>don't have to chase it around/not taxing to own
>food cost not as high as a dog/cat/rodent
>easy to clean - no smell like dogshit or catpiss
>will outlive the child and can be passed on like a living heirloom
If you want activity or physical stimulation, let the kid do sports. Emotional connections with people.
This ambulatory houseplant is undoubtedly the most practical pet.

Dolphins will rape anything, including eachother.
Orca will torture a seal until it's nothing but a flesh bag of broken bones, and then they don't even eat it.
They'll chase a bluewhale and bully it to death and not even take a single bite.
Ants, termites, bees and wasps go to war.
>muh humans worse ever
Then kill yourself you triple nigger.

Tortoise shit smells terrible. They also don't like being picked up at all. In my experience only the giant tortoises actually like human attention. They are still the best pet reptile though.

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reminder dogs will eat your face off if you stay unconscious for too long

Hey muzzie, I know it's hard to believe, but if you don't through rocks at dogs they are actually pretty nice. If you go the extra mile and feed them they will probably die for you.

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Another interesting one is rogue males, the school shooters of the animal kingdom. Sometimes males that have been ostracized by the pack go around killing babies and females.

Dogs are worth more than americans, what's so hard to understand?

Dogs are fucking gay lmao. useless fag animals that white women fuck. Dogs or as I like to call them NIGGERS WITH PAWS

the places attacked were cities, which are scum filled cesspools of niggers, mutts, and "white" latinos/arabs

I would nuke NYC to save the most rotten, vile, rabid pit bull

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>ricelets seething over brad threads
>decide to spam this thread every day now
>guaranteed replies
No woman will ever be satisfied by your small cocks.

Behold, the lizardfag in the wild. Watch how he draws attention to his lizard only when he has company over, and neglects it when alone. This is to show how badass he his. Note the Band of Brothers tattoo on his bicep and goatee.

I'm thinking this man is BASED AF

Lmao at all the obsessed dog fuckers. I can’t stand the retarded delusional dog obsessed retards in this country. You know how many people say “ I’d rather humans die than dogs”. You are on the same level as a mass shooter and belong in a nut house

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Dogs are fucking gay lmao. useless fag animals that white women fuck. Dogs or as I like to call them NIGGERS WITH PAWS. imagine taking in a smelly thing that can’t even be trusted to not eat their own shit, spending thousands of dollars in food and vet bills only to have it die in like 7 years and fuck your wife. and people let these things sleep in their bed and lick their faces

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Not a muzzie. And no, not a chink either.
The first recipient of a partial face transplant in history was a woman who had her face chewed by her dog after she passed out by taking sleeping pills.

More and more are satiating their maternal instinct by getting a dog these days, reproduction be damned

Becuase white women like to fuck them and white men like to watch their women fuck them.
It's really bizzare. I knew loads of white girls in highschool that would secretly use their dogs as dildos

The woman was passed out from attempting suicide, and the dog freaked out trying to wake her up according to a witness. Not a good excuse and I'm glad the dog was euthanized, but it certainly wasn't the act of an opportunistic predator.

>rogue males
the eternal incel
transcends cultures, time and even species
many such cases
sad