Why would Zeus be the father of Hercules?

He was the father of Heracles while Jupiter was the father of Hercules.

How could Disney fuck up something so basic?

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They didn't want to call the movie Cuckules

How the fuck do you get chest that big?

Americans. Still nothing compared to what they are doing to Thor.

I feel like watching some greek-kino

Does anyone want to set up a cytube and watch 300, Jason and the argonauts, Troy and Hercules?

tall order

Already found troy

Who the fuck isn't Zeus the father of?

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The minotaur

Theseus

Arguably the better Greek hero

Hercules is the more commonly used name for the same hero. This is why Disney used.

Because the west is more familiar with the romanised name of Hercules while also being more familiar with the Greek pantheon.

The names literally refer to the same deities and people.

No zeus was Hercules father

The rock adaptation is fun Hellenic kino

Based retarded mutts thinking Heracles and Hercules are different people

Marvel Thor is an alien, it has little to nothing to do with the actual mythology

Wrong

Odin appears on Sleipnir. To say it’s little relevant yet the obscure 8 legged horse appears is stupid to say

not really that accurate

Yeah, because Roman "literally just copy the Greeks" Mythology is that different...

I don't read about heathen religions but Tumblr loves oversimplifying anything they get their hands on.

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