What do you eat while watching Television & Film? For me it's Hungry Man boneless chicken meals

For me, it's a Lunchables Mega Pack Ultimate Nachos, with the cheese container heated in the microwave.

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I had a bunch of these last year. I got hungry maned out just about. The mashed potatoes are terrible.
Now, I have a George Foreman grill and make burgers and steak sandwiches on it

used to have these. Distinctly remember having the chicken nuggets one when I was tryin to beat the nar shada level on OG Dark Forces. Felt like an accomplishment when I finally beat it cause, being a little kid, I was kinda just throwin the character everywhere till I got through the level

Is the cheese caffeinated?

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the sad thing about these, before you even begin to dissect the carnoid diet and become a veganchad, is that they have only 1k calories of shitty processed food

now somebody might think "bro, that's kinda fat, on a cut you would be eating only 1.5kish, so 1k of calories from this crap is high" but bear with me. this is supposed to be fatass ameribear food, to "fill a hungry man", and processed food typically has a lot more calories than a healthy meal. for example, one glass of coke ~500. so this hungry man shit, in the end, isn't all that much food once you microwave it, it doesn't weigh that much and has not much calories. it's a pititfully small amount of food when you consider it's supposed to be a quick fat meal for a drunk dude or somebody looking to get full NOW. at one then did a 360 in my rascal scooter and backed away t.b.h., they failed at their single goal

Dick

Chips, dip, and beer.

velveeta mac and cheese and a bargs root beer

>become a veganchad
>vegan
>chad
t.

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post body

kid k bob

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salisbury or bust

Oh Im by no means a bodybuilder, but Im no twigboy and vegan diet is for fags
>muh plants
You cant get protein from plants
>but muh beans
lel sure buddy

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6'3" 220lbs here and vego

Nothing, each one of those unhealthy things costs over $4.

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>glass of coke ~500
That'd be like 4 12 oz bottles of Coke, dude.

>6'3" 220lbs
>and vego

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post stats

nah bro the vegan totally knows, he was able to dead lift 50 pounds today after having some celery with peanutbutter

Only $2.50 each here I always have a stash of Hungry Man turkey and combination Totinos

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Salmon and French Fries. Chicken breast, broccoli and brown rice. Spaghetti Sandwiches. things like that

>post stats
6'6" 256 ibs.
A little light for someone of my height but it is what it is

cutoff chad height is 6'4.

A big plate of nachos from Freebirds

Veganism is for people who are clueless about health and what to signal to everyone just how virtuous they are by converting to the vegan religion.

Straight up, I've never run across a happy, healthy vegan. They're always sick, miserable people. They're always either skinnyfat or just straight up fat, because apparently a diet consisting of pasta, donuts and coffee drinks with 80 grams of sugar is vegan.

Pic related, because you'll find this in the trash of someone who is vegan.

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i'm drunk and just shitposting but you're still gonna die at like 50 bro, see you in 2080 HAH not really because you'll be dead from 120+ LDL cholesterol

thinking of the hard working late night jannies, what kind people

>cutoff chad height is 6'4.
that's not what your mom thought earlier tonight

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Honest question. Do you get tired running across the keyboard to type out a whole sentence, lil guy?

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>i'm drunk and just shitposting but you're still gonna die at like 50 bro
Oh im shitposting too.
But eating meat isn't gonna make me dead at 50. If it did most people in the US would be dead before 50. Drinking soda 6 or 7 times a day, eating frozen food for every meal, and smoking could, which is why I don't smoke and ive cut soda out and don't have frozen food much now (aside from frozen vegies).

For me, it's Pizza Hut's grilled cheese stuffed crust pizza.

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post body, I bet you don't even 1/2/3/4 yet but like every boomer tier shitposter and his I'M A BIG MASCULINE MAN son who don't into actual nutrition or weights online, you got some big ol' opinions

don't talk shit at me if you're not an athlete t.b.q.h.w.y.f just sayin

Microwaving food is healthier than frying yourself some bacon and eggs.

Change my mind

>eating for taste

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Why wouldn't you?

As a general cooking method yes, it's actually one of the healthiest cooking methods.

The salt and nitrate content of most microwave dinners isn't any better than bacon and eggs though.

gains

usually something similar to this on Friday and Saturday nights

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I could drink two of these and they wouldn't even touch the sides.

>and they won’t even touch the sides
What did you mean by this?

Hot wings from Dominos while I watch Workaholics is something I do sometimes

>and they wouldn't even touch the sides.

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To be consumed quickly.

doesn't compute

Oh for sure that guy just needs to be himself and take another shower.

Wow you get full from 5200 calories? I can't believe it

Giant leg of lamb

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Is this (You)?

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Is this thread a joke or do Americans actually consume this shit?

So fucking good. I put one on the grill as a joke with my mates but it ended up adding the right amount of crisp to the crust.

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boomer-janny hybrid food

What do you think, user?

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It's a joke. We don't actually consume this shit.

Shame about the milk. Nix the milk and that beverage would be vegan.

How come this guy doesn't stop to look at himself and what he's doing when he's editing his videos?

For me it's a nice cheese salad

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The video of him getting gradually more and more pissed with his son is hillarious
youtu.be/Uh6nbN22Ap8
Jim's commentary if you like that sort of thing
youtu.be/ohRVT95LrjE

This man knows how to live.

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This is a joke, right?

i don't eat while watching a movie. you miss parts of it when you look down

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You're just jealous of my 2 boneless chicken PATTIES, sweet corn, mashed taters and chocco brownie to top it all off. For the sweet deal of $2.50. What can you get with that in your country? A dirt cookie? LMAOO

An American in our office saw me eating steamed lentils and looked at me like I was growing another head. Meanwhile you guys are making shit like Pretty fucking hilarious.

Why, what's the issue with what he's doing?

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you eat until full before a movie so you don't have to eat during it.

eating during it distracts yourself from the movie

daily reminder

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No one makes that here. Jello salads are literal boomer(and by that I mean literal defition of boomer) food.

>Jello salads
I thought that just meant different flavors of jello cubes, I wasn't prepared for what was on google images. I don't think the world was ready.

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Boomers are people too.

Would you eat it Yea Forums

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just vodka

>steaming your lentils

???`

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You type like a faggot and you're defending veganism. Lol no one is surprised.

>meat in jelly
this is literally pet food

meat jelly is pretty normal in eastern-europe.

based homme poster

Last night I had a vegetarian stir fry while watching The Death of Stalin and it was pretty good.

Thinking of doing something light tonight like a soup and salad since I have a bunch of veg scraps leftover and some chicken stock I've been meaning to use. Might throw on some Seinfeld since I only recently started watching it and it's pretty good.

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for me it's tasty pork faggots

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This... it was on rare occasion my parents would buy me this. I love it because it came with a huge soda can unlike the other ones they would buy me which only had a caprisun in it

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The meat even looks like cat food.

So cut up meat is cat food?

Holy based. I miss this old 90's Lunchables design, and also with them coming with colas. You don't get that today unfortunately.

unironically yes however there are timesassl;scm helepdmeee'd,z:[e;asse

aspic is basically a classic pre-refrigeration food but appears in a lot of american ads so it got memed, the only reason slavs like it so much to this day is because they are 50 years behind everybody else like usual. they're also covering everything in fucking mayonnaise for the same reason, I guess I'll see some young slavic girl slurping starbucks coffee in 2070 when those stores don't exist anymore

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If I eat whilst watching something I eat too quickly automatically.
It's not good.
So I try not to do it (I do it anyway).

>is basically a classic pre-refrigeration food
Does the jelly mean you can prepare it and not keep it in a fridge and it's still edible later?

wew lad

That is certainly an interesting concept. Turn everything into a jello mould.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPcBwmCtiM

Based. Where you ladies goin?

Sure just remember to wear your lifts today lmao

>average american

THAT'S TRANSPOHBIC, SEXIST AND HAS MALE PRIVILEGE AAAALLLL OVER IT
HUNGRY MAN IS CAAAAANCCELLED

You do realize every major move release is often accompanied by the directors approved snacks and refreshments list, right? Just go to the studios website for the information, there’s no excuse for eating snacks that don’t meet with for the directors vision for the cinematic experience.

It's not fucking fair bros

HUNGI BOI

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frozen taquitos are the patrician choice

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youtube.com/watch?v=CljYlUJRUEQ

tendies

Wait so is this just a Yea Forums meme or do you spergs actually eat microwave food only?

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Can't beat the classic. Cheap, easy, tasty, low calorie even with butter, and perfect for munching. Pair it up with a huge ass cup of cola and I am all set to enjoy my kino properly.

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I lover tunafish jigglers.

Frosted Flakes

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I cooked my own tendies, made them spicy and crisp.

>not tasty flakes

Woah there pal, let's unpack this.

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Fucking disgusting.

>chicken, mash and corn
>AND A MUFFIN
???

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Here user, I found a movie snack for you.

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It's a hot brownie for dessert.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-rCLm8PsbbA

bacon and eggs is healthier than microwaved food.

Arizona Ice Tea company sells adult size portion nachos packed like lunchables, either cheese or salsa, and it's marketed as adult gas station snacks so you don't have to feel quite as bad, also $1 like the tea

rice and beans or boiled/microwaved potatoes

Absolutely Based and Patrioticpilled.

God Bless our country, fellow Americanon.

Why is Yea Forums so fucking funny this morning? Is it hecause I had sex last night, got a lot of sleep, and just took an appropriate dose of weed? You guys are intelligent and on point today

For me?

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A-user, you okay??

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WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW MMMM UHHH MMMMM *smacks lips* MMMMM WEWEW UHHH WEWEWEW MMMM

>all carbs
>dessert on plate with dinner
THIS IS AMERICA

I miss lunchables. I thought it was so cool that they came with a can of soda, and I liked the breakfast ones even though I barely ever got to have them. There was really nothing special about the food itself but since I was a kid I thought it was awesome.

sneed aint up yet

Salad costs $7, Hungry Man costs $4. And that's why we're fat.

I don't get the hype for brisket. It tastes like nothing.

Rice and beans cost less than both.

the spicy one is better

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It's a brownie, like your skin NIGGER!

beef fucking stew bitch

Fucking Based

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But I'm not Mexican. I can't eat that.

for me, it's nalley's chili.

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Just learn to season nigga use some herbs

Then enjoy your obesity.

THIS NIGGA EATIN' A CAN OF CHILI

is that a little chocolate cake? lol

Ah, yes. The women who blow up to 250 lbs at 20 are the epitome of health

smol brain, consider the fact that fitness is a hobby, one that you don't know about, and within it people are bouncing up and down their weight for fun based on their goals. yet you still believe that there's this awful world full of food deserts and trash nutrition, because journalists told you this, and because you have a medieval understand of fitness, and probably still believe in shit like spot reduction and FAT BAD, because you don't know what to buy or what to do. you are living in the matrix friend. just take this scoop to see how deep the rabbit hole really goes.

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>Salad costs $7
No it fucking doesn't. Buy the components and make it yourself in like a few mins rather than getting a McSalad you lazy nigger.

What are you talking about? You don't have to cook it with lard.

mexican bitches are fucking blimps

>the halal supermarket
Why?

Yeah. Doesn't change that fact that if you are eating microwave shit instead of whole foods you are a stupid faggot.

Damn good deal.

>He doesn't add sugar to his coke

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I don't you fucking spic.

Not even American el goblino.

It's not rice and beans that make spics fat you dumb coon.

Yea Forums is fat and dumb, here I will spoonfeed you the /fit/ sticky:

liamrosen.com/fitness.html

this link should basically be required reading in schools and it's criminal that most people don't know these basic facts. sure you can argue minutiae against it but remember many of these fags have never even heard about macros before so shut up

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Shit like this I make. Tonight we're having gianted salted fucking turkey leg and broccoli

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>eating processed food with onions in it

No thanks, I like my dick working.

>american cuisine

Only thing missing is Made by Israel for Outside World

Holy shit based.

lulz

Not a single athlete is vegan.

Or was vegan growing up. Biggest meme shit diet ever.

is it meant to be that burnt on the outside?

Literally Fuck Off.

james cameron literally just made a movie about vegan athletes so you're clearly wrong

I had to check to make sure it wasn't an Obvious Plant.

An excellent choice, OP.

This has everything you need and you don't have to heat it up.

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I'd ironically try this

This. I get the feeling it’d be horrible but...

It's unironically great.
youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

Mince meat & macaroni with tomato sauce. Cheap and delicious

Gamer fuel

How do you actually eat it though? I’m not eating that shit room temp. And if you remove it from the can then it all gets mixed up.

Heat it on a stove top, you brainlet

Wonder how you’d know when it’s ready tho...

I prefer the mini-tacos

Uma sopa delicia

Bananas or oatmeal, if I'm lucky I have vegetable soup with light beef broth. I have acid reflux bros, I haven't eaten anything fried or meaty in 2 months. ;_;

Mountain Dew and Turtles.

Put it over medium heat for a few minutes and rotate it. Come on man, learn to cook

Hungry man Salisbury steak extra hungry size or like 40 pepperoni totinos.

If you touch the can and it sears your flesh, it's done.

>The divorced middle aged dad no one wants to see because the neurotic mother convinced the entire family he's evil Christmas meal.
Haha Dig in!

This shit is god tier for quick easy meals. Just pour it over some rice and squeeze some lime on it and you're good to fucking go

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Mix baking soda in water and drink it when you get acid reflux. It goes away instantly.

why so specific? need to talk?

For me, it's eggplant parm

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One can of these badboys keeps me full for at least the duration of a movie
If I have guests, popcorn

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When I worked at a mental hospital I'd sometimes take the chicken parmesan for lunch. They're really good.

wonder what the average lifespan of Yea Forums is from the food posted here

Damn, why did this thread have to be ruined with food gore?

is this nigger eating deans?

Wiener Apfelstrudel

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brits cant be trusted they eat straight garbage. plus this nigga look off like theres something wrong with him.

are you a cat user

I don't eat anything. Usually just coffee/tea

It's just mackerell and tomato sauce
Not too far away from cat food now that you mention it

My gf asshole I like how she wiggles and giggles while I am on it.

For my money, it’s stouffers Salisbury steak

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>taps knife ;^)

>all this talk about Totino's
here is how I see you:

youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

That guy is dead

how did they get micro fruits like that? they don't even look real

Rich boi

because despite what you tell yourself self-hatred ain't the default setting. this guy is psychologically problem free

speak for yourself dudeski
(nice double-dubs tho)

he was right to look at you that way. STEAMED lentils? wtf how are you being smug about that

I wish this was real.

I'm not fucking smug. I was just trying to plate my healthy and delicious lunch and the Murrikan was judging me. Probably thought I was a poorfag or something too kek.

>smoking like 2 or 3 packs of cigarettes a week
>can barely taste food anymore
>find myself opting for very spicy food and drinking whiskey a lot everyday

i do that when i'm guilting myself into eating healthy and want the food to go down quickly

"No!"

i always thought brisket is some biscuit like food, but it's meat....gross
fuck off

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don't boast about having sex

Ever smell an opened can of squid in its own ink?

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Where to find?

you're gonna have to start taking responsibility someday soon user, you're not getting any younger

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sure... 'worked' *snickers*

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This guys legacy on this world for the rest of time will be of him sitting in his car stuffing his fat fucking face with his disgusting Xenomorph tongue sloshing the greasy slop around his mouth while he makes faces and woop noises. Watching this makes me feel fucking physically ill.

Your local walmart

My wife actually cooks really fucking well. Over teh years I have learned a lot and can also make some damn good home cooked meals myself. She hates the idea of precooked meals and frozen foods in general so we don't buy them. All that said, if I ever get the chance I will totally eat fucking frozen dinners. When she goes out of town, i'll eat nothign but frozen dinners for days. She just laughs and shakes her head in shame.
Something about a hungryman hits that nostalgia of frozen food from when I was a kid in the 80's and my mom couldn't cook I guess.

Eitehr way, yea I fucking love em when i can get em.

Weird way to spell mom.

well at least you were still able to solve the captcha

Phoneposters can presolve them now you know.

>no great white in the bag
THIS IS BULLSHIT

You never want to heat food up inside a modern can because most are lined with plastics like BPA.

You don't want to eat that shit.

For me, it's sandwiches.

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It isn't. I've made and eaten this before, it is fucking dreadful.

Did you really have to make it to determine it would be dreadful? Because I could determine that it would be dreadful from the ingredient alone.

>hating on rucola
Choke on a burger

Fuck, I can only get that box with a single patty and some mashed potatoes. The gravy's good though, I'll give you that

>4 hours in the oven
Of all of the fucking terrible things about this recipe, this somehow bothers me the most. It's not merely a culinary atrocity. It's an overcooked culinary atrocity.

nigga go help lebron, fuck off of Yea Forums

I've never tried head cheese or other aspics, but I would probably give it a go, yeah.

>oven

You're not gonna make it.

Yeah, it's a similar method of food storage to confits. The gelatin, or in the confit's case fat, prevents the food stored within from spoiling.

>just sugar
>not puréeing pork rinds to pour into your delicious coke
Why even drink it without the delicious pork flavor?

MAH LEIGS

Patricianism coming through

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Oh no, I knew it would be. But it was a fun activity to make my friends suffer to. I introduced them to cooking with jack, and then i said "hey, wanna try it", and so we did. it was a great and terrible time.

>some brilliant user paid a fetish porn star to make a sfw Yea Forums meme video
Fucking genius.

It's because you didn't have your usual toast sandwich. He was shocked you splurged that day.

This guy is wheezing like a 75 year old man beating the first hard on he's had in ages.

Jesus fucking god damn Christ how can anyone not be bothered by letting yourself get to that point?
I'm in my 30's, now I've started to put on just a little weight, and every time I feel my sides jiggle I want to kill myself. I can't even look at myself in the mirror after I shower.

I never take out the brownie halfway

>morbidly obese
>psychologically problem free
LOL

That stuff is horrible just cook youre own food

based and shackpilled

>tfw my local shack took frozen custard off the delivery menu

It probably wasn't the lentils, it was probably the ten pounds of garam masala you poured on top of it mixing pungently with the smell of shit and knock off drakar noir wafting off of you, ratesh.

Jesus Christ fit, you can season roast chicken to taste delicious. You can add tomato paste and Worcestershire sauce to brown rice and beans to make it something other than bland. Try tossing your veggies in hot sauce and olive oil and then roasting, it will be mind blowing for you. Learn to fucking cook, fuck.

It is for fatasses. They aren't just eating this as their main meal, its not even one of two or three. This is probably one meal out of 5, hell, it might just be a snack in between their lunch consisting of a giant roast beef sandwich, and their dinner of several pounds of spare ribs slathered in barbeque sauce.

On weeks where I gotta save up, is there really much else I can do? I'm sincerely asking since I really like cooking but I gotta sometimes stop buying meat and shit for the sake of surviving until next paycheck.
Anything that costs like $15-20 and would last me at least 3 days would be nice

Based Joeyposter.

What's this? A lean pocket that actually looks like it might be good? What the fuck is this shit?

So you're saying I can microwave my steak and eggs and it'll be super healthy?

coconut is the superior LaCroix

Pork sausage is cheap, ground pork even cheaper. An $8 pork shoulder slow cooked could last a person for a fucking week. Just keep the seasoning simple when you slow cook it (salt, pepper, maybe garlic and onion) and then throw different condiments on it through the week. One night is pulled pork tacos, one night is bbq pork sandwhiches, one night is pork fried rice (this will let you use any left over veggies from the previous two nights dinners), pork and mac n cheese, pork and beans. If you very the seasonings and recipes enough, it doesn't really get monotonous at all.

So you're a tall twink is what you're saying

goddamn #roasted as fuck lmao

Thanks, I'll take a look at the pork section next time I'm by the store and maybe do something with rice for the time being and spice things up later.

Dat brownie included. My sides. Amerisharts were a mistake.

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Even better if you pan fry them

chicken salad..

>2019
>not caffeinating your cheese

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Go get checked for a hiatal hernia. Can almost guarantee you have one. If you can't afford that, start taking esomeprazole 40mg every morning or night. Will cure your symptoms in about 24 hrs. But you have to stay on it your entire life.
Also, seriously go get an indoscopy. If you have a hiatal hernia, the stomach acid is burning a hole in your esophagaus. Will lead to cancer eventually.

I ate them with fresh tomato but whatever gets you (You)s friend.

fry some bologna and put some ketchup and pickles on it. thank me later

Bag of frozen chicken is about $10. Should easily last you a week. Bake in spices and oil. Can make tons of meals with it (plain, wrap, salad, quesadilla, nachos, pasta)

>I'm not fucking smug
>Probably thought I was a poorfag or something too kek

We already know there aren't any happy healthy vegans in your basement. No one was accusing you of running across any.

Patrician coming through.

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You're more than welcome user. Frozen dark meat chicken can also be bought pretty cheap, and it's useful to keep in the freezer to add some variety between pork dishes without worrying about losing food to spoilage. Any leftovers can be lunch, and if you have a lot of leftovers consider freezing a couple (stews work best) in tupperware for up to 3 months for an easy dinner option in a pinch.

>creates youtube videos of himself mouthraping fast food
>problem free

A lot of us can cook just fine. But I also know a lot of 'adults' who only eat kraft dinner, microwaved food and serial. My brother's diet is like, 60% Ramen, and he has kids.

That's not burnt. you have just never had good barbecue. That is bark, which is created by meat soaking up smoke.

Fuck dudes, you're right about the chicken too. Not gonna lie, I have a bit of an aversion to it because my mom's only way of cooking chicken was slow cooking thighs. Delicious, that's for sure, but always felt like a lot of time wasted.

>appropriate dose of weed

These are unironically delicious.

Here's what I'm eating

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Learn to make your own chili. Canned chili tastes like shit.

Just finished cooking this up

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Aldi's is cheaper and the quality is pretty high. Wholefoods is a scam to rip off hipsters.

Why are people asking if that's the son that he "almost killed"? I need to know the lore.

based

cringed

Cringe
Based

Based and holy shit based pilled

You boil the can in water. It's actually how much tinned food is meant to be prepared.

Yeah just get boneless breasts. They're perfect for tons of meals.
Based

That's the oddest Hot Dish I've ever seen.

>literal pleb coming through

You shouldn't be afraid of the calories or the butter, it's the carbs in the popcorn and sugar in the cola that will fuck you up.

Guys, all I eat is takeout and lunch in our company building downstairs. It's retarded and it's not cheap. Can you guys try to give me basic pointers on how to start cooking for yourself? Something good and easy for a complete beginner. Literally all I cooked in my life was spaghetti and other pasta.

Thanks for all your help.

You even use cutlery there chief? Or you just clasp it in a meaty paw while you watch MLP?

I wish that this was just one guy refusing to take responsibility for his actions.
In American, women are actually like that. Our divorce rate is extremely high, the family court system will give even a murderous mother custody of the kids. And you regularly see 'single moms' on Facebook who you know for a fact never let the father see their kids and spend all the child support on clothes and clubs, but whine online about what a 'deadbeat' the he is.
There's a reason so many American men on this site despise women and refuse to grow up. There's nothing to grow up for.

Nice ive been eating the same slow cooked 8 dollar pork shoulder or 3 days. I make sandwhiches on french bread the first two days then as tge pork diminishes i use more of the juice and carrots and mushrooms for tasty stew.

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It's a crust formed by the spice rub combining with beef proteins under heat, kind of similar to blackened chicken or fish.

I really, genuinely mean this: are these things actually good? I see brits posting pictures of munchie boxes on here occasionally and they just never look all that appealing. Like they would be better off with a kebab and some fries instead of a box filled with ten different things, most of it fried.

Honestly, the first tip is not to get intimidated. Cooking is not nearly as hard as it seems. You can cook almost any meal for a single person on the stove top, either in a pan or in a pot. Find recipes for the food you like, try to get ones where there is some overlap in ingredients (to save money and prevent spoilage) and get to it.
Other than that...oil is better for sauteing than butter, because butter burns more easily and doesn't typically last long enough. Healthier, too. Remember to salt the water when making pasta or boiling potatoes. But don't over-salt, as you can use either water to thicken sauces (because of the starch) by adding flavoring and butter. Brown is good, black is bad. Deglazing a pan even with simple water and pouring it over the dish adds a lot of flavor...
There's probably a ton of other stuff. You'll get the hang of it as you go along.

now I want a hot pocket

rank every flavor for me real quick

I don't get how these different foods aren't in separate containers.

Popcorn actually does not have that many carbs because it's mostly air. Also, diet soda.

>that giant ass grease stain

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Nobody eats every flavor
But for me, the best is the white cheddar and uncured ham (not the normal ham and cheese; that's disgusting), followed by meatball, then the standard peperoni.
Chicken-buffalo is pretty good if you can stand cheese and buffalo sauce together.

fuck now I'm hungry

even better if its air popped

Air popped popcorn is basically packing material though.

Thanks, user.

Based, fats can be friends if you're not sedentary.

Your point?

Only tastelets can't appreciate the rich, full bodied flavor of a 211.

Lol almost nothing in this world is lower quality than steel reserve.