"Chocolate cake, Game Boy,...& Me..."

>Which would you like first, Yea Forums?

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I had one of those gameboys, It had no backlight so you probably couldn’t play it anyway in such a darkly lit room.

Make her eat the chocolate cake.
Then when she's done, reveal another big chocolate cake for her to eat

id put the chocolate cake in her pusy and then fuck her while playing game boy

The pussy

get a lamp retard.

This.

There are few things more erotic than fucking a girl while she's eating. I'd love to be screwing her while shes face-first in a big chocolate cake.

Unironically
chocolate cake>sex>gameboy

faggot.

>sex that high
gayyyyy

I'm a little tired of sex after having it 5 hours a day. Can you say the same, loser?

This guy is american.

no the real order is gb>sex>powergap>cake
you mutt.

CUTE!

Gameboy > sex >>>>>>>>> cake

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100% CGI live action remake when?

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Not sure if I was old enough to truly appreciate that scene. Plus I was more of a Sega Game Gear kid myself. Yes. We were all young and stupid once.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the pain

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this scene is hotter than any porno

only post Yea Forums related webms!

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this dude is BUILT

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>not having a worm light

lol poorfag

Um whats her name?

Damn this thread. .

Chocolate cake definetely t. on a diet

Fucking hell i hadn't seen it all the way through before

Same t. getting sex regurarly.

I'm the same poster btw.

Game gear was fucking awesome, I had a gameboy and was jealous of my friend who had GG (this was back in the days where Gameboy Color just came out). Only thing GG sucked on is battery life.

You can't have your cake and eat it.

>you will never have hot and horny gf as a growing teenager full of urges and vitality

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apple pie>gameboy>sex>chocolate cake

>gif

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Lauren Holly, the milf director on NCIS.

She aged teribly.

>sex kills gains
>chocolate kills gains and makes you fat
>videogames are cool and improve your reflexes
the answer is obvious

After NCIS, yeah, but she is in her 50s now.

there's a qte game when you eat pussy
i'm not sure my friend told me

I'm pretty sure I could handle all three simultaneously.

I thought it was her bf at first but it's a 10yo kid lmao, unless...

She also got HARVESTED IIRC
I just looked up her pics, she started to go down even in Dumb and Dumber. Her peak was in gameboy movie.

i got yer 6, buddy

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none

im not slave to my desires. if i want to eat, i'll actually eat good product and not just bag of sugar
if i want to have sex, i'll wank it out or just let it be for a while till it goes away, i probably wouldnt intentionally seek out sex anyways if i kept myself from getting provoked
if i want gameboy, well, im not a kid i dont play games especially videogames

HER!!!

...

Yikes

wew lad

Hold hands and cuddle

Based and redpilled

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High IQ post

Wtf this is sick

Take the cake, take the game, kick the girl out. She has served her purpose of cooking food for me and procuring entertainment.

>bioshock infinite
>post HP emma
Crinfes

Gameboy>Cake>Sex

>1. Gameboy
Im not familiar at all with videogame collectors shit but Im pretty sure I could sell an unopened original gameboy for 100$ at the very least probably multiple hundreds
>2. Chocolate Cake
Nice but its not as good as hundreds of dollars
>3. Sex
I have this really strong cope virgin superiority complex thing and feel extremely satisfied by rejecting women. I wouldnt take this even if it was the only option

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pretty sure you can get 300$ for a sealed gameboy, or even more.

Have her suck me off while I eat chocolate cake, move on to pounding her pusy until I cum inside and then cuddling with her in the post orgasm glow, playing gameboy while sucking on her milkers from the corner of my mouth.

I'd just fuck her, everything else sounds uninteresting

You get all of the "options" eventually you brainlets the question is what order.

put the cage in her butt
fuck the butt until orgasm
make her push out and eat the cake
play Gameboy after
what game is it?

Those weren't around back then zoomer.

I don't trust any man that rates chocolate cake

Already did that pal

Is that a boy in a wig

cringe

god fucking damnit

Did she really show him her titties, like in real life

Cake!

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First thing I thought.

Make her sit on cake and then on my face as she plays gameboy

Nice job revealing yourself as a zoomer. Worm lights were incredibly popular, dipshit.

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Who?

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

so what's the context of this scene? I doubt it's just pedophilia.

Are you implying I'm unable to do all three at once? Because that would be a mistake.

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>never ever
Don't do this to me, OP. Don't.

People must think you're really cool and fun to be around.

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Hnnnnnnng that Turk chick is thicc

imagine trying to look ebin on an anonymous imageboard

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Blimey

*shoots cake*
*eats woman*
*fucks gameboy*
IM THE JOKAH BABY

You... eat the cake.

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Literally the exact opposite order

>NTR
hmmm

>she'll never ride you while you're playing the bing bing wahoo machine and eating the chocolate cake
;_;

Based

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOD
I
WISH
THAT
WERE
ME

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my man

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I-Is that her boyfriend?

fuck niggers

Holy shit is that Demi Moore? Holy fucking shit fuck that kid

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>Xbox boxes aren't that big.
>Still says GameBoy on the side.

Really triggers my autism.

Is that a Spanky Ham shirt? Absolutely based

Sauce?

Salsa?

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sauce me the fuck up

Why do I have the feeling that this is some latino shit? Anyway, sauce.

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yeah sauce me up I need to coooooooooooooooom

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I'm not at that episode yet..I might not make it

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How does one get that? I never remember any Drawn Together merch.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vx0JhF4VarE&t

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Need the sauce.

She is a saint.

Damn.

> used her experience as a parent to instruct him what to say
legend
I wonder what she told him to say up to 3x long away from home at age 12

GIWTWM

What's this from?

Why. Why could I not have cute MILF asian mommy to corrupt me into lying and teach me the facts of life when I was 14?

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Okay, so you fuck Holly first, then eat the cake to get back the energy you lost from furious sex and finish with Game Boy as your replacement for a post-sex cigarette.

LITERALLY RAPE! She took his kiss virginity against his will REEEEEEEEEEEE!

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

YIKES

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I had a Game Gear before I ever got a Game Boy

I got the Game Boy with Links Awakening bundle a few years later

How to get Latino gf.

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That 12 year old would have been considered a goddamn man 1000 years ago. Left his home and traveled far (Japan is like half a California so more like a bus ride) and fucked a girl 10 years his senior. Good on you little Japanese boy.

>3D
Get on my level. Also Sela is based and redpilled.

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SAUCE ME NIGGA!!!FACT!!!

Technically rape

imagine if the genders were reversed

Fuck cake, marry gameboy, kill whore

0:28

She is so gonna pump him under the table when the camera is off.

gulp

Some shitty mexican telenovela

Based posters itt

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the power of being the kid of a rich and powerful family, back in times when teens and hollywood stars would regularly have sexual experiences and no one would take issue with it. A simpler time. A better time.

Holy shit didn't notice lmao. S-sorry I promise I have it in virginal form at home.

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She looks like Sasha Grey. Cocaine eyes included.

none pls

Still trying to figure out why the blonde is singing Somewhere over the Rainbow.

no wonder she got with Ashton Kutcher

>fatguystaringatthescreen.jpg

Simultaneous

They usually use pasties for shots like that.

..that's still hot