Reddit’s new Chuck Norris

anyone know what time teh narwhal bacons?
comment if you know lol

this, Keanu was always /ourguy/ but like anything good reddit takes it and runs it into the fucking ground like the mindless locusts they are.

>boohoo too many other people like what I like so I don’t like it anymore

literally who gives a shit

>zero self-awareness: the post

you just know

lmao
reddit chads kick Yea Forums virgins in the balls and take their memes

I know, right? I wish I could meet Keanu Reeves.

JOHN LICK 5 CYBERKEK 2077 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Your need to group yourself is very monkey like. You're basically a feral idiot. Stop it and grow up beyond being 10 years old. You fucking fucking child.

Yea Forums is like that resentful bitch ex gf with the memes they create.

Once they see their ex meme going out with another girl (reddit) they start to talk shit about it non stop

>Your need to group yourself is very monkey like. You're basically a feral idiot. Stop it and grow up beyond being 10 years old. You fucking fucking child.

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I think the difference is, Chuck Norris just sorta became a meme, with some help from that Conan O'Brien bit with the Walker Texas Ranger lever, (everyone forgets that part) while Keanu just seems like a genuinely cool dude. There's no gimmick, he just seems chill. Earnestness and kindness makes Yea Forums uncomfortable, of course, so this backlash is inevitable.

>is a IsraelI fan
Reddit can have him

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>Reddit’s new Chuck Norris

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kill yourself reddit nigger

>Keanu just seems like a genuinely cool dude
That’s what he wants you to think you tremendous cock sucking reddit faggot. You bought into his PR you mindless cunt.

shut the hell up contrarian

>shut the hell up contrarian

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He should never have fucked that tranny

More like the meme is a bitch who got out of shape months into the relationship so you (Yea Forums) dump her and move on to greener pastures. But the bitch finds a beta provider so now you feel sorry for both of them and also feel glad that's not you

I dint feel sorry for her, i wish she was dead in a ditch

No need to psychoanalyze Yea Forums's annoyance with Keanu faggot, I'm just tired of seeing his stupid face every day

>Hey fellow D-grade celebrity bros, lets go raid Area 51 and find the real truth.
Embarrassing.

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whoever made that needs to die

a man of taste

He is Neo from The Matrix, maybe the best SF movie since the creation of cinema.

I understand the cult.

Congratulations. The goal of this dumb meme was accomplished.

based aand funnypilled

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there's nothing science about it, it's fantasy fiction

>IT'S ON THE INTERNET THAT MAKES IT A MEME
shut the fuck up

I was beginning to get the same vibe especially around e3 but you cannot hate the guy

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