LOW TERRAIN

How do you even die in a plane crash? Like dude just jump out right before it crashes

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

These threads are great but always get deleted

I'M THE PROBLEM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROLL IT?

youtube.com/watch?v=1FrE0fwRMeU
TERRAIN AHEAD
PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

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New Flightchannel shit. Those audio recordings of the pilots before the crash always hit me right in the gut.

You're going the same speed as the plane. If its going 200 miles an hour, you're hitting the ground at 200 miles an hour. Same shit as fags that think jumping in an elevator that's falling will save them.

This show has made me so anxious to fly. Is it possible to bring a parachute in a backpack in carry on? I'd make sure to book my ticket next to the emergency exit so if anything were to happen I'd be gone out the exit and jump out of the plane and safely land on the ground.

this. fucking parachutes should be given to everyone just like a safety belt.

A parachute wouldn't do jack shit in the vast majority of crashes.

How the fuck could you fall for such obvious shitpost bait.

i wouldnt be in the crash though user id be floating safely down into a bail of hay

BANK ANGLE
BANK ANGLE
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP

youtube.com/watch?v=2A09glV4naM

OVERSPEED
OVERSPEED
OVERSPEED

just jump in the opposite direction the planes going in you brainlet

There's no law prohibiting taking a parachute with you, no matter how much retarded stewardesses or other passengers screech.
Some people routinely travel with them.
Or, if you're that worried, don't ever travel by air.
Everything surface, even overseas.
One day I will take a bus to my neighbouring shitty Asian country, take the train to China, and then take a train all the way to London one last time before it chokes on muslim dick. Never have to leave the surface.
Reverse Orient Express.
That or take a cruise ship.
There's people that travel the world on cargo ships.
Not really worth it unless you want to read a lot and can't stand the boomers on the luxury liners (I think at the end of the day the costs between the two aren't that different because the liners are always on discount to fill up spots). You get a spartan cabin that might have a TV and DVD player if you're lucky.

Read up on the cargo travelling; it's mildly interesting. There's a guy with a blog or perhaps did a ama on leddit that did it for a whole year.

Who's the lucky guy that got to be the plane's voice? Pretty sweet gig to be a pilot's worst nightmare.

Literally just pull up stupid nips

WINDSHEAR

It’s a:

>“Caution wake turbulence”
*Doesnt caution wake turbulence*

Episode

Don LaFontaine

>pitot tube

>It’s a pilot tries to correct a stall by pulling back on the stick as hard as possible episode

I have a 16 hour flight across the northern hemisphere tomorrow. Please delete thread.

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100lvl autism.

HEADS DOWN
HEADS FORWARD
HEADS DOWN
HEADS FORWARD

Wonder why none of the people on those planes that flew into the WTC didn't fight back after the Saudi privateers stabbed the flight attendants and pilots to death

I think about this a lot too

Would be interested to know the actual reason

lucky for those ayrab fucking shits based marky mark was busy that day

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>it's a plane is falling out of the air at 7000 feet/min because FO Pierre won't let go of the stick and keeps stalling it

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>737-MAX 8 still dead
>777x door blown off
JUST

It's okay I got you senpai.

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>its a pilot lets go of flight controls, disregards every instrument in imc while trying to reset his autopilot for 45 seconds, realizes his mistake while at double maneuvering speed at a bank of 100 degrees and pulls back as hard as possible ripping off a wing that perforates the fuselage and sucks his son out at 11000 feet episode

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Back then, pretty much all hijackings ended with them landing somewhere then the hijackers would try to negotiate with the authorities in exchange for freeing hostages. Most passengers on board the planes that flew into the WTC probably didn't realize what was happening until it was way too late. If terrorists tried to do the same thing nowadays, they'd quickly get wrestled to the ground.

>WOOP WOOP
>PULL UP
>WOOP WOOP

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Where do you guys watch this show? I always struggle to find links to episodes online, and if I do find them, they're really shit quality.

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old fashioned way son Television

>impossible
>dives plane
>overspeed
>impossible!

why is it always a retarded pilot

>actually managed to save most of the passengers
BOOO

Was it kino?

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> Some passengers survived the initial crash but subsequently died of their injuries hours later, mostly due to the Japan Self-Defense Forces' decision to wait until the next day to go to the crash site, after declining an offer from a nearby United States Air Force base to start an immediate rescue operation.
Goddamn nips.

>4 survivors
Could you imagine that? Surviving a huge fuckoff plane crash with 520 casualties? That'd be so epic

Which one's that? The one where the Russian let his son fly?

What was the logic behind this?
>"Hey! A plane just crashed! We need to go check it out!"
>"... Na. We'll do it tomorrow."

not actually an ep of this show, from an aopa case study
youtube.com/watch?v=l582P3GXyeI

>plane says stalling
>must be wrong
>pilot throttles back
>stick shaker
>IT CAN NOT BE!
>pulls nose up
>airspeed indicator perfectly fine

They are fucking insects and do not have human emotions.

HELLO, I AM CAPTAIN JACOB VELDHUYZEN VAN ZANTEN, AND YOU'RE WATCHING JACKASS

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>let's just wait a bit and see what happens
>ah, they died! naruhodo naruhodo

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>after declining an offer from a nearby United States Air Force base
NOOOO BRADDU MY HONOR, YOU ASHAMED MY ENTIRE COUNTRY

>As captain of the KLM Boeing 747, he was responsible for the Tenerife airport disaster, the deadliest accident in aviation history.
>Shortly before the Tenerife airport disaster, in which he was involved in, Veldhuyzen van Zanten was photographed for KLM's advertising campaign.
>When the news of the Tenerife disaster broke, the KLM executives looked for Veldhuyzen van Zanten to lead their investigation, only to realize that he had been involved in the accident.
Wew, they bet wrong on that one

The thing is that he had a great track record, but all it takes is one fuck up.

>Retard retard retard
Pretty cruel to mock the crew like that

do planes actually say this?
what did they mean by this?

see
That's all it was.
So many could have been saved but nope.
>hamfur dispray
at the end of the day, also
they're a cruel race, the japs
there's a reason why everyone in asia hates them

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The most kino crash caught on camera
youtube.com/watch?v=Pviuk_WuwmM

plane kino
(what's this song called again?)
youtube.com/watch?v=valQZEMJBEg

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Kurwaaaaaaa

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No, this
youtube.com/watch?v=7sUWC2jfjqI

Nothing will happen to you bro, enjoy your flight user, hope you booked first class

>it’s another dc-10 causing the end of supersonic passenger flight and subsequent research for almost 20 years episode
>it’s another something falls off the dc-10 AGAIN because the fucking thing is less reliable than a fucking British leyland car

>It's a DC-9 episode

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dude just roll lmfao how much of a faggot do you have to be to die from the fucking ground

still remember all the speculations the media in france had about that crash in the first months
>maybe they got caught in a berzerk storm
>could be a terrorist attack
then the recordings come "oh nevermind the pilots were just retards"

how the fuck are you meant to jump out of the plane with a parachute?

Can we get serious now?

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>Same shit as fags that think jumping in an elevator that's falling will save them.
It's completely different.

>it's another east asian crew who crash and burn alive 500 people because they are too afraid to correct their captain

>it’s another third world pilots plough a plane into the ground somewhere because they were trained at the cost of 5$ and a small goat and don’t know how to speak English or fly a plane properly

>that one recording of a flight controller have a stroke

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Imagine being one of the people who survived, just laying there, beyond fucked up, bleeding out, but you're holding on to hope, because rescue must be on it's way

Tomorrow is 9/11, bro

>user why do you know so much about plane crashes, you scare me

Why the fuck does nobody want to play plane crash jeopardy with me

I'll never fly.

I shouldn't be in this thread. Have to fly next week and am terrified

focus on how fucking cool flying is and what a miracle it is that man can use physics to make 500 tons of steel stay in the air

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This. Also the last plane supposedly got anti-hijacked once they found out about the other planes being crashed.

>it's a child is at the stick and accidentally the autopilot everyone dies and no-one bothered to tell the kid to get out

Name five kinos, three flicks, ten films, one slowburn atmospheric a24 horror, and one book where this happens.

Okay maybe I think the kid might have got out by the time they crashed, but look up Aeroflot 593.
>Summary: Pilot error, untrained minor in command of controls

*record scratches*
>yea, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got into this situation
>not the old man, idiot
>well, it started when i went to see the therapist

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That movie was great

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But seriously what if I jump right before the elevator hits the ground

I know one thing

Never fly boeing

It doesn't help enough. You need cushioning so always make sure you ride the lift with a fat person. The fatter the better. Jump on them at the very last moment to absorb at least some of the impact.

tell them you listen to Hello Internet

>Khabarovsk United Air Group Flight 3949
>no remains found
>crashsite coated in a layer of biomass
>mass grave
Real kino.

Based

Kys reddit tranny

>it's a dc-10 episode

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first time I flew, I thought I would be afraid, but all I could think when lifting off and seeing the ground shrink below was how awesome it was

PSA bae 146 is best girl
My dad actually used to fly them up and down the California coast after the US Air acquisition.

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literally the safest way to travel
you are 5000% more likely to die in a car on your way to work

majority of airlines use boeing planes.

It you gotta go, go with a smile.

Same, Americans would have fought, they always do in these scenarios.

Whoever did this operated on the assumption that Americans behave like Europeans do, and they simply do not, which is why it seems so suspicious

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgium_MiG-23_crash
most miserable crash incoming

I was in a flight a few months ago, the connecting city was really windy, which made the plane a bit unstable during low altitude approach and descent, unlike any other flight I've seen. It was pretty spooky

What a piece of shit pilot

In those days terrorist hijackings were usually about hostage taking. Nobody saw it coming and the "adults in the room" tried to "keep everyone alive."

>he doesnt take a running start in the aisle

SAY I LOVE YOU TREVOR

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>heroic unmanned jet fighter flies 1000km cross Europe to murder user

lol, looks like photoshopped plane
this one even smiles

another funny looking plane, looks like it's short and fat

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Would this really work?

nope
youtube.com/watch?v=Jbf1vbxsB2Y

This crew wasn't trying to fly upside down, they were mashing every possible control and had no horizontal stabilizer.