You can only pick one

>Ain't Bryce like super fat now
You better have pics

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>Left
ass too fat
>Right
boobs too big

None

Sure it would.
Her tits are so amazing that you haven't even been able to notice that her ass is great too.

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You can't fool me

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OH MOMMY

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I mean she lost some weight since her last baby but still

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>fertility diamond

>Not including chastain.

I used to have a whole folder dedicated to her. Had these great webms of her eating pudding and chunky as hell

obviously BDH. Hendricks is hot but imo the ‘big tits but ectomorph limbs’ is kinda gross

literally who

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tough choice but ill go with bdh

Yes. YESSS

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>hendricks
>39 inch hips
>bryce howard dallas
>35 inch hips

I'll take the titcow with massive hips

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>bryce howard dallas
>35 inch hips
Doubt

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GIMMIE MILKIES MOMMY

Clint and his wife doing their part to save the ginger race, 2bh

for me, it's Bryce.

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Some list her as 36

Is there anything this woman can't do?

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oh god she looks like fun

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give me a boner. fat people are disgusting

You did this to me Yea Forums

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The fact that I will never marry either of these women makes me suicidal.

You can be gay anywhere you like, but you can't be gay here.

No you can't be gay here.

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GOD DAMNIT

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Unit

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gross

>It's now or never, user!

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MOMMY COME BACK I LOVE YOU

How much of a faggot do you have to be to come into a thread about two women that are top tier breeders to say "gross"

God damn kill yourself

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Hendricks and it's not even close

Daaamn
>there's people in this world who wouldn't chose BDH

Jannies killed Mommy-user, user. She's dead now. As is the fate of all false prophets

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disgusting

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Not even God can save you now user

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There was a dude in these threads that she apparently used to speak to regularly on discord, and they were going to meet up (or may have done, already). I spoke to both of them and was amused at the idea of Yea Forums fetish threads making two people fall in love (that was literally the word they used).

Bryce has a prettier face but it's probably all plastic

Jesus Christ....

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Correct. I really don't understand why all these neckbeards have such a siccness for the thiccness

Sounds pretty gay, she should have just posted more tits

Give me a chunky Bryce Dallas.

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I'll just go ahead and end my life then.

You're gay.

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But she'll only get bigger, you have so much to look forward to

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BDH is more beautiful and is also a real redhead.

God, I want a white woman like these two.

Wtf

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Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=MT06ni48T3k

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I'll save this thread

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Imagine Pierce Brosnan meets Christina Hendricks.

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thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=pxktZNZZX_I

Why would I make that up? I'm only going off the way they would milk BDH or Hendricks threads dry so as to flirt with one another. It was as surreal for me when I fucking discovered it, trust me; it reminded me of what happened in the 4plebs Reylo threads.

you wear your regular bikini piece like a g-string
it looks retarded if anyone actually pays attention
no one pays attention to your complete lack of ability to dress yourself properly
no one pays any attention to you at all outside of the realm of mating press breeding purposes
women truly live life on easy mode

youtube.com/watch?v=5uhXIPYW-i0

Would you consider that white? I wouldn't

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Let me guess. That guy is you?

>reminded me of what happened in the 4plebs Reylo threads.
Absolute nightmare fuel

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Someone PLEASE post the webm of this scene.
I know it’s fuckin out there

No, you retard.

I only have this

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Plump

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Jessica seems like a nicer person than the other one

Just ran this through FaceApp a few times and turned her into a GILF.

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Both are absolutely top tier, but if I had to pick, it's BDH all day. Her face, body, and general disposition are too great to pass up.

This was sixteen years ago so so I would assume there was some work.

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post mommy

Would still give her a big kiss.

Cute!

>mfw when my gf has big ass and thighs but no tits
i'm a tit guy

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>has a gf

LEAVE

This was a hard decision but I legit cannot resist gigantic natural tits

Doesn’t she have two sisters though?

Don't worry I'll fuck her

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>mfw when my gf has big tits and thighs but no ass
i'm a tits guy

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>mfw when my gf has big ass, thighs, hips and tits
i dont have a gf

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>male pattern baldness is passed from the maternal grandfather
>Bryce and Seth have a son.
Poor dude.

Most men end up bald anyway. It's kind of a "who gives a fuck" situation at this point.

Who's the better actress between them? On the one hand, Christina was fantastic as Joan in Mad Men. On the other hand, Bryce proved her chops with that great episode of Black Mirror.

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she cant maintain weight
always seesawing based on movies
she has a lot of this and bulimia

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My gf has an okay little butt, but big thighs and is a natural titcow. She's also my first ever one. These threads made me picky like a motherfucker, but I finally landed one, boys.

Honestly Bryce seems to settle naturally at a heavier weight, it would be better for her long term if she could just live her life as a fat girl. But she has to keep working, so they're always going to pressure her to slim down.

bald men are hot, hair is cool but guys who are insecure about balding really shouldn't be (easier said than done)
just know deep down that plenty of women appreciate it

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One fucked black guys in the movies, but irl married a jew boy and had kids with him
the other never fucked a black guy in the movie as far as i know, but married a paki, but doesn't have kids with him.

Tough choice. I think I'll choose Bryce.

>not going for the Superior Choice
Really, are you people niggers?
>muh THICCCCCness
Christ...

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>manjaw tranny
nigger you are homoseks

Bryce Dallas Brapper

Name of the girl on the left?

You're joking, right?

Isn't Chastain supposed to be a dumb redneck? Bryce at least is smart enough to be a director.

I'm sorry your choice of redhead isn't as represented around here, she's finally getting some chub on her too, maybe then people will be more interested

gimmie the bottom half of bryce and the top half of christina, extra freckles

Pointy face manjaw bitch of a "woman".

It's not my fault you're jawlets, anons.
Her dad walked out on them, she's got some sisters, stuff like that IIRC. From the Blind Items and stuff the takeaway was that she was a frigid Catholic.
>chub
Fuck that.

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literally who

you're seriously saying fuck chub ITT?

Relax. If he hates her, there's less competition.

Reminds me of Julianne Moore, who comes across as a borderline bimbo. Apparently there's a niche for dumb as shit ginger actresses who play classy ladies.

Honestly, Chastain would make the best outright fat girl of the three precisely because she's got the best cheekbones and jawline. It's always the girls with the best cheekbones who fatten up the best. Just look at Boberry.

What in God's name...

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the only thing really good about hendricks is her tits, she seems incredibly bland as a person.

bryce stars in better movies and is a director now so she can be your kino mommy gf so obviously picking bryce

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>you will never have an ANAL ONLY THREESOME with Bryce, Jessica Chastain, and Christina Hendricks

There is literally no point to live anymore.

No who is it

i'll take it.
that girl is clearly insecure about her weight and an user could easily dominate her.
plus, she goes the extra mile with her appearance.

>bryce stars in better movies and is a director now so she can be your kino mommy gf
Gee I wonder how Bryce was able to make the leap to director? And Christina was in Mad Men which is better than anything Bryce has been in or will be in.

I feel like I've been suckered in by her wholesome Instagram and interview persona. She seems like a really sweet, lovely person, which is exactly what I'd hope she'd be as such a fat, cute redhead.

Finding out that she's secretly a bitch would probably depress me. But I bet she actually is one, deep down. Nobody's ever as nice as their social media makes them out to be.

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Based Jeff

Please post chubby bryce eating pudding.

Chastain is the most beautiful woman in the world so she's in an entirely different league from Bryce and Christina.

>Right looks like a disgusting granny on deathbed
This is not a difficult choice, left.

Holy Trips of Truth confirm.

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how about Christina's in better movies?
Two Refn's, Gosling's underrated Lost River, and The Strangers 2
Bryce has only got the one Von Trier and *maybe* Gold

gonna be honest, I completely forgot she is a Refn collaborator and the gosling movie, so you are right.

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As someone else in the thread has mentioned, Bryce has that episode of Black Mirror, which is genuinely good. It's not quite a film credit, but it's something.

Left.

Right will age like cottage cheese.. and already is. lol

She seems genuinely very lovely, and her dad probably shielded her from a lot of Hollywood pedos with his influence. I suppose we can never know for certain, but I've never seen her say or do anything that would lead one to believe she's a bitch.

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Ok why am I turned on to this?

Yeah, I want to believe she's a nice, kind girl. There aren't any stories about her being an asshole on set, like with some actresses. I guess I just am never sure what to believe in Hollywood, with how fake it can be.

Best and most underrated BDH pics are from her on TRL promoting Spider-Man 3 and walking to Kimmel’s studio in 2016.

RL Jessica Rabbit.

Mommy's snappy, mommy snappy
I want to have my mommy's snappy
Blonde hair mommy, cute smile mommy
Make my wee-wee feel good with your snappies

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Someone please post that BDH webm where it's like a POV of you answering the door and her being there in some peak wholesome christian girl next door outfit

correct

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Christina 100%

Nigger.
Faggot.

Lmao cope. On polling hair is second only to height in importance to women.

Hendricks comes across much more personable.

I've never understood the retards that come into threads to completely ignore the topic and reply to posts from hours ago.

I'll never understand cum brained baldos who haven't killed themselves yet.

that should bother you if you're after a dumb cunt

ASS VS TITS

>willingly enters a thread where the OP is two attractive women
>replies to some guy from hours ago talking about what women find attractive
>isn't a cumbrain
Okay, retard.

t. norwood 3

>You can only pick one
combine them into one superbeing

Honestly I don't much care for either. Hendricks has great tits but I find her face rather ghoulish, BDH is just plain too fat.

>Ghoulish
Ouch.

> hendricks
> ghoulish
In what possible world, she's probably got the best face of the three.

her ass keeps getting fatter, got all the black posters dicks explodin

I want to see BDH after a month of eating whatever she wants, she'd probably be so fucking fat and it would be sexy as hell.

Marry Salad
Fuck Xtina

I like to imagine they have regular oil wrestling matches (best out of 100) over who gets to play Giganta in the next big capeshit franchise

Truly a patrician choice.

How did he not cum?

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This chick dilates

Clint who?

why are redheads so appealing?

Goddammit, stop seeing trannies everywhere.

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It feels like she has a different look every year.

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Watching Mommy be cold, cruel and dispassionate in Rocketman did things to my peepee

Hendricks. HNNG!

why do women pretend to like cigars?

Jessica seedstain

I want her to bully me for being a 7" dicklet

YoSaffBridge is prettier. And I'd say a better actress. The fact her husband is a marginal comedic actor with just ok looks makes her seem gettable. But my one concern would be her insecurity could get mighty tedious.

absolute mommy

Hendricks has shit feet so Bryce

>le EBIN humblebrag
Get your stale b8 and get out.

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Left

Tits are for boys, ass is for men

Bryce has superior feet, Hendricks has the most disgusting fucking bunions i've ever seen.

>he doesn't want to be dominated by a strict redhead mommy
Get out

yeah, gay men

Unggggggg

Based footslut

Fuck off 7"er. Some of us have dead-on average dicks. We don't need your kind going "teehee, my lil'7 weenie couldn't satisfy anyone, unlike those big 10 inch boys". I see this "my 7" dicklet" post so often, that I'm starting to suspect it's just one autist; you.

Wtfffff

Impressive video

Fag

Tits are for humans, ass is for monkeys.

FASTAH

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>has gf
>post meme runner 2049 / pepe mashup

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>i choose another way

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Titty monster on the right.

But brainless-kun, humans ARE monkeys.

I want her to hold me and comfort me

Shes so pudgy!

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t-thicc

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This guy is a patrician and probably has a huge hog.

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Humans are apes, not monkeys.

I think my autistic lewdposting did spur on this ebin meme, but I assure you that there was no intent to dab on others. I'm genuinely sincere with my autistic fetishes but I reckon people picked it up as an ebin shitpost.

Wow how big hahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I GET A GINGERGF BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>You can only pick one
Says who, OP? You? I'd like to see you stop me from taking both and impregnating them.

What a slut

>won't even take those push-ups off for sex
Pathetic

Mommy Hendricks all the time.

please post

her double chin makes me horny

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>the only thing really good about hendricks is her tits
And her wide hips

I bet her pusy STINKS !

Bryce Dallas's shoulders kinda look wide. The best look is narrow feminine shoulders and wide hips.

I love wide shoulders on women desu