FINISHED WITH MY COOMING CAUSE IT COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY MIND
WOMEN THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I AM COOMING ALL THE TIME
ALL DAY LONG I COOM TO THINGS, BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO SATISFY
THINK I'LL LOSE MY MIND IF I DON'T COOM MYSELF TO PACIFY
CAN YOU HELP ME
FIX MY CUMBRAIN
OH YEAH
COOMERS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
*DUN DUN*
STARING BLANKLY AT FAT ASSES
*DUN DUN*
INCEST PORN AND WEB SEDUCTION
*DUN DUN*
JEWS PROVIDE THE BRAIN'S DESTRUCTION
*DUN DUN*
ON THE BOARDS THE ANONS COOMING
*WEEEEEYADADA DUN DUN*
AS THE JANNY BANS ARE LOOMING
*DEDEDEDE DUN DUN*
PORN AND FAPPING TO MANKIND
*DUDUDU WA DUN DUN*
POISONING THEIR BRAINWASHED MINDS
OH LORD YEAH
*DUN DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DA DUN DUN*
what songs are these supposed to be
GENERALS OF BLACKED THREADS ARE MASSIVE
SHOWCASING WHITE GIRLS EATING BLACK ASSES
I think the first one is paranoid from black sabbath
OP is Paranoid from Black Sabbath
Love Shack by The B-52s
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
War pigs by Black sabbath
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT FUCKIN' COOOOOOM
DEAR FATHER
FORGIVE ME
I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M COOMING
Holy shit that really fits. Great work OP. Keep it up!
Find a high quality instrumental and I will sing this thing next time my roommate's out
darude sandstorm
Sorry, I only cooom to traps.
haven't coomed in 10 days
I am literally a levitating God
whoa epig you're gonna stop masturbation bro!
anal is so fucking gross
Can someone explain the coombrain meme to me?
When did this shit start?
NO TIME TO SEARCH THE WORLD AROUND
CUZ YOU KNOW WHERE I'LL BE FOUND
WHEN I COOM AROUND
ENTER C***B****
This is our thread normie. You’ve got 89 non-coomer threads to dislike anal in.
I AM COOMBRAIN MAN
HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?
PORN AND FAPPING DRIVEN BLIND
COOMING NIGHT AND DAY
WHILE HIS FUTURE DRIFTS AWAY
IS HE LIVE OR DEAD?
HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS DEAD?
FAPPING IS ALL HES GOT
COOMING LOADS TO INSTATHOTS
get out zoom zoom
Probably around 6th grade when I watched tranny porn on my PSP-3000
porn should unironically be treated like a drug. it has all the same physiological responses. I genuinely believe that porn is worse than alcohol and weed
based
holy fuck someone needs to record the entirety of paranoid but with coomer lyrics
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at pornhubs mainpage
There were braps, Incest and moms and gilfs
There was BBC and gays and kids
The first thing I fap to was a chick with prolapse
And the deepthroating gals
The coom was hot and the balls was dry
But the air was full of sound