You're a big boy

Was being born part of your plan?

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This is the instrument of your liberation!

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>satellites show a smelly spike
>whatever it is... it's nuclear

Is he the trigger man?

This board is embarrassing

you merely adopted memes, I was born in them.

Then leave

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for you

Why is the best thread on this board in weeks?

Perhaps he is wondering why someone would make WHOOOM noises before delivering food out of a plane

I have the exact same paci (binky). I found it on the ground outside of Walmart in the parking lot.

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why is the baby making andrew dice clay noises

The nursery rhyme I just filed with mama lists Humpty Dumpty, all the king’s horses, all the king’s men but only ONE of you.

god damnit, i'm workin on a Bane costume for my infant this Halloween and now this

are you dressing as CIA?

Man you can drop DeEEd

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At least you can talk... What was your first word?!

He's a big boy.

LITTLE BOY BLUE

HE CHOKED TO DEATH IN HIS CRIB! OHHHHH

This thread is gold

I am now. Just need a proper jacket

nigger

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is to change our diaper.

we take all this poop and give it to you, the parents.

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i dont even know what those things are

I laughed

Anyone feel their biological clock starting to tick?

great thread

If I took that nappy off would you shit?

...

I know 2/3...
...and I’m 31
feelsweirdman

lmao

>doesn't know what Cheerios are

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You don't know what cheerios are?

crashing mum's plane..... WITH NO SURVIVORS

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