"Chocolate cake, Game Boy,....& Me....."
"Which would you like first?"
ITT: Scenes you coooooooomed to
Charles Nguyen
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Asher Sanchez
based coom poster
Colton Adams
NEVER watch the video
I REPEAT, NEVER HEAR HER VOICE
Aiden Thomas
I wish I were that kid
Christian Thompson
>dude it was all a dream lmao
Isaac Mitchell
God, imagine the smell. If that were me, I'd say, "Put that brapper right on my nose, right now."
Jordan Ross
There was a Carrie Underwood commercial for Hersheys where she had a tight fitting shirt. I rewound the tivo over and over till I came.
Thomas Bell
Landon James
pusy first
Nathan Evans
Holy shit I found it, hadn't thought about that in 14 years.
Adam Gomez
Rub the chocolate all over your asshole and then sit on my face while you play gameboy.
Justin Hughes
What's wrong with her voice? She sounds like a sultry mature succubus that wants to extract your shota lifejuice in the video.
Jonathan King
>that scene of 800 Bullets
Tyler Jones
Not really feeling this "coom" meme honestly.
Cumbrain was snappy and hard-hitting, this new variation just outright sucks.
Juan Carter
her first, then the cake.
then send her off to the kitchen to clean that dish while I relax with gameboy
Gabriel Phillips
Bentley James
Based
William Myers
Because then you'll never be able to coom to anything again.
Justin Myers
I want to bend her over the bed and butt-fuck her!!
Xavier Perez
Caleb Johnson
Your meme and his meme are both retarded.
Nicholas Hernandez
I thought “coomer” was just a reaction to cumbrain getting filtered on a bunch of boards
Brandon Cox
Christopher Brooks
"Can't I just like the chocolate frosting off of your body while playing Game Boy?"
Nicholas Taylor
Zachary Murphy
Based Marian poster. Serious question why dont you find a nice trad Christian girl?
Josiah Edwards
Well most trad Christian girls don't go for other girls so...
Landon Reyes
AUGGGGH I CAN'T COOM TO THIS
James Phillips
Imagine what it would feel like as your dick slides into that warm chocolate cake
Adam Taylor
Vina sky tushy
Sebastian Reyes
its a daring synthesis of cumbrain and boomer/zoomer/doomer
Landon Carter
Dylan Torres
Wait you are a lesbian?? The lore is 2deep4me
Ayden Wright
Why dont you want to be the Marian to someone else's Robin?
Cooper Evans
post it
Oliver Taylor
Believe
Daniel Jenkins
Sauce?
Ryder Edwards
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Adrian Harris
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aaron Ross
Arnold impregnated this chick. Relax, my guy, he's pretty fickle about where he sticks his pickle.
Ayden Sullivan
Jesus fucking christ. She looks like the bastard child of Jack Nickelson's Joker, and that kid from Stranger Things
Hudson Reed
ALL WOMEN ARE CHILD ABUSERS
Brayden Allen
Power move.
James Morgan
Maybe he had sex with so many supermodels that he had to try something insane
David Davis
I know literally every mainstream Spice Girls song by heart for reasons
Jaxon Scott
Julian Lopez
Looks like prime Pamela Anderson in barbed wire.
Joshua Wright
"coom" literally comes from /fit/, where most bad memes are from.
Cameron Moore
I can't tell if this is badly cropped to exaggerate your being a cumbrain or if you're just highly incompetent.
Cameron Thompson
Cumbrain is a fucking shit meme.
Joseph Jenkins
>t.wanker
Julian Flores
>t. Cumbrain
Kayden Howard