King of the Monsters

Is it any good?

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the kaiju stuff was great, the human stuff was boring.

Why do people pair a big angry lizard with a nocturnal butterfly?

just turn off your brain and you'll have fun

It was a stupid quipfest with an infantile plot and ugly CGI blobs fighting in grey cities. So it wasn't any worse than a capeshit film I guess but that means it's still shit.

The Kaiju themselves are fantastic. There's some guy named Ken or Greg or some shit, white haired scientist guy who I shit you not has the most lines in the movie of any other character because he's SO LE FUNNY AND SARCASTIC LIKE ME! a few scenes take you right out and the monster fights never have the right sense of scale. There's one scene where fuckin, this little kid is sitting directly under some molten ash and ice cubes son is like, come with me, and they move what must be like 20 feet and now they're completely safe. There's a mom character who makes no fucking sense at all, and the only character with anything to do that matters is serazawa or sorazawa, the Japanese guy. I thought I loved it when I first watched it but goddamn I'm looking back and I hated just about every minute of it save for when Godzilla's theme or his Skreeonk is playing

Cont
There's this scene that could have been really cool where Godzilla is underwater approaching a cool underwater base and he's like looking right at these human characters, but faggot main character man is staring Godzilla down like "I'm not scared of you, I'm mad,and I'm also a father! Did I mention I have a kid and one of my kids died because that's literally all I have fucking going for me!!!" And instead of it being cool or interesting it's just ruined and gay

What did they mean by this?

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Every attosecond with a monster is pure kino. Only good human is that guy who did that thing

One true pairing

There is like zero monster pussy that's why.

It wasn't all that popular before the high budget Hollywood movie and especially its director afterwards did everything to add fuel to the ship.

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It’s actually the most fun I had watching any movie this year. I’m not even like a big Godzilla fan or anything and expected it to be boring like the first one.

Why are people saying the monster scenes were good? They didn't learn from the last one and still filmed them in the fucking dark. What's this Rodan scene meme saying it's good? He can't catch up to the fucking "super jet"? Fuck off. There was barely any cool fights. We got boring Antarctica intro fight, 10 second ocean fight, Rodan flies scene where they don't show him fight King Ghidorah, and the biggest curveball of them all is that the final fight takes place in fucking Boston of all places? Why is this good again? Those people shouting in the background in the soundtrack doesn't help either. It came out of nowhere, why is there shouting in the soundtrack? Godzilla is known for his scream and atomic breath, why are there fucking humans screaming in his track?

The Kaiju parts were decent to fairly solid. The human parts were meh to cringe

Also if all these monsters are just constantly releasing radiation how is that not irradiated every zone they touch and causing bad things to happen to the people?

I imagine the den area was fairly deep underwater. How was the sub able rise that fast? Don't they have to deal with pressure release as well? Subs might can easily do this though, I'm not too sure.

Why does the main white guy who looks sort of like charlie sheen think he can take on a group of trained mercs?

Imagine giving Mothra the good ol rape

>Not expecting/wanting Mothra to rape you instead

What bothered me more than all of that is that he's just some faggot animal psychologist who used to work for monarch, and they have all these specialists who spent decades studying Kaiju, and he just waltzes in and is like "NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I TAKE PICTURES OF WOLVES GODZILLA IS SENDING A MESSAGE" and all these faggots are like "OOOOOHHHH ALL THESE FUCKING YEARS AND WE NEVER FOR A SECOND CONSIDERED THAT GODZILLA WAS LIKE AN ANIMAL" the cheesy "I wonder what kind of animal MOTHra will become" shit seemed like a fair homage but main character being the first and last fucking animal behavioural specialist on Earth was retarded

Ghidorah is the hero we deserved.

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The fights were way better you contrarian bastard.

Agreed. I really hates him for about 3/4's of the movie, then i just got better at ignoring him. His daughter felt like dead weight that was dragged through the story and was given an important part at the end for the sake of simply having a part at all. Also, how in the fuck did that device produce a sound that loud with no visible speakers on it? How in the fuck where they able to fix it on the fly like that? I'd wager that 99.99% of the time, if someone needed a philips and a soldering gun or else they'd die, well they're just fucked and theres no way they'd have these tools just sitting in a military transport.

Now that I think about it, his daughter must have been a marathon runner or something. I completely forgot how much ground she was able to cover and so quickly. And speaking of covering ground, who would have thought driving through a city that got annihilated would be so easy. No toppled buildings blocking roads or anything.

the final battle really should've been in DC.

Fight me. I felt nothing watching two gigantic nightmare monsters fight each other. There was barely enough screentime for King Ghidorah, and his design is a step down from his old one. He looked like Smaug 3.0, this is a WB joint after all. (They created the modern Smaug design) Anyways, the fights had no weight to them and there was only like what? 2 fights with Godzilla and King Ghidorah? Fuck you. Don't say the ocean skirmish was a fight scene because that lasted 5 fucking seconds. They fight in the fucking arctic? And Boston? The fuck? Why not in monster island or in that fucking volcano?

Agreed. Why Boston? The arctic can be one of the most bland places you can have kaiju fight each other. There is no connection with Godzilla and the fucking Arctic. When you think of Godzilla you think him fighting in either in a city, ocean, or jungle. Here they had a fucking volcano. Imagine that Godzilla and King Ghidorah fighting each other near or on a fucking volcano. Throw Rodan in there for good measure. I will pay good money to see that fight.

Chicago Mothman here!

Very good

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Really? Why is this good? You like bland fight-filler-bland fight the movie?

>*Splurgs web* :333

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H-hey

Any chance we'll ever get Gigan?

Maybe you don't like kaiju movies

Well, they've introduced the idea of monsters coming from space with Ghidorah, so possibly.

If you have to ask you need to stop posting

It’s fucking great.

It was shit, but your degenerate picture tells me you actually like it and are just starting a fanboy circlejerk thread.
>Also if all these monsters are just constantly releasing radiation how is that not irradiated every zone they touch and causing bad things to happen to the people?
The movie "explains" that the monsters' radiation jumpstarts growth rather than giving everything cancer for some reason. This movie was mindbogglingly stupid.

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Just gonna post more dumb meme shit

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yeah but only if you're high T

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Mothra buff too OP, nerf pls

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Legit made me sad
Not like
>I'mma cry
But more like
>Aw fuck man that's shitty I liked that dude

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>T-Pose to assert your dominance
based

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Whoah, Heisei mothra wants to fuck her brother?

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Most fun I've had at the kinoplex in ages. They made a hollywood budgeted Showa movie with an autistic level of reverence for the franchise. It may not be a great movie by objective standards but it's easily one of my very favorite godzilla movies.

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Have you never seen Godzilla movies before? That’s their formula. What we’re you expecting?
Sure the acting and human stories were mediocre but I didn’t go to the theatre expecting a great story. I went expecting Godzilla and three other iconic Toho monsters. I got that and it was incredible. When you’ve seen them as rubber suits since you were a kid it’s pretty awesome seeing them redone with modern sfx

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yes

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A lot of fanart for a flop

Godzilla kawaii art exists no matter how good or bad the property does

That's the thing though, I can go with little to zero human bullshit UNFUCKINGLESS that there were Kino Testosterone Inducing Fight Scenes. No, we get snow fight and then Boston fight. Why didn't they fight on/in the volcano? It was right there. You guys are into the whole, just watch the movie for the fight scenes bullshit right?

Dude Rodey's chase sequence was peak kaiju kino.

Awful. It's the type of hollywood movie that makes me raise my arms wide and scream questions at the screen about how stupid various plot points/lines/etc are. Think man of steel (I remember doing that the whole movie). The monster cgi was decent, but the scenes weren't very creative and felt like they were just cribbing from hollywood generic action sequences or from that netflix 3 part series. The sequences weren't bad though, so if that's all you care about, then I guess go for it, but the movie is largely, mostly humans and the humans are pretty awful.

It's okay but it's not as good as G2014 or Shin
Fun way to waste a Sunday afternoon though
Deciding to make the Godzilla x Mothra ship canon is one of Legendary's odder choices

You mean the one where Rodan can't catch a fucking jet?

Rodman starts late and deviates from the path to fuck up other planes. I dont see why that is so unbelievable. Plus "canonically" Rodman is only as fast as a supersonic jet.

Nope when fucking Rodan takes to the air, everyone who is flying is dead. He's a fucking gigantic terror-dactyl. I expected him to annihilate everything that flies.

He obliterated an entire taco settlement and slapped down a squadron, my man. Not his fault the protags had some heavy plot armor.

What's the matter young fellow? Missing your mommy's mangos?

His deathwind only effect things behind his wings though. You watched the original rodan right?

No because were supposed to give a shit about what the fuck happens to humans. Makes the monster fights even less exciting. Its like every minute in the fight I get pulled away from the fight and start to worry about Humans not getting out the chopper in time or running away from everything going on. FUCK EM NIGGA! Its a fucking Godzilla movie about the KING OF MONSTERS and I feel they barely show that shit because the stupid little cunt and her cunt mom fucking everything up.

It wasn't bad. Millie was the best part of it though.

I wasn't talking about his deathwing. I was speaking rather vaguely.

The thing is why not show more of it? Every fucking fight started off with a great intro but when they clash, its like 15 seconds of cool fighting before it shows the humans struggling on surviving about some stupid shit. It felt so repetitive in each battle that I just started laughing every time they came up. The fight scenes tho were awesome for what they showed before it cut to people. Do they really care about humans this much in the past movies? Actor need more screentime?

Not saying much. This movie is notbad if you just watch it once and done. This movie doesn't have that rewatchability factor...

He was in the art book. Pic related. There are some others in there as well. Remember when the trailer that showed the clawed spider legs coming outta the ground, and the mountain moving with the eye below it and people thought that they were Kumonga and Anguirus? Chances are they probably were originally, and had to be changed at the last minute when Toho caught wind of them using other Kaiju without their licensing. There are actually some interviews with the director where he mentions that he couldn't include all the easter eggs he wanted because Toho was very protective of their properties. Also, the book doesn't mention these Kaiju by name tellingly.

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Damn, I forgot how shitty the CGI is in this shitshow. Fuck this movie.

Gotta love this line of logic. All the movies were bad, only cool for kids, so why should this movie be any good?

First off, no. Some of the movies are bad, but movies like Godzilla 1954, Godzilla vs Biollante, and GMK had great storytelling, mature themes, and fucking INCREDIBLE special effects. Especially for Godzilla 1954, which has so many practical effects, great looking minatures, and a tons of incredible touches that aren't even drawn attention to. For example, when Dr Yamane is walking through the destroyed village on Odo island, you can actually see Godzilla footprints throughout the destruction. Point is, you'll forgive some people if they don't see it as a cheesy monster flick and hold it to a higher standard,

Second, there is never ANY excuse for being this shitty a movie on this high a budget. Is it really too much to expect these overpaid Hollywood execs to actually write a plot that makes sense like they used to? Why are a;; modern movies so poorly written now?

It was complete and absolute shit.
Anyone saying otherwise is a retard, trolling or both.

King ghidorah is a true alpha godzilla just spammed his ult.

Based.

Why didn't Edwards direct it? It honestly most likely would've been better.

the fight scenes lasted about 5 seconds and then they were just out of focus background destruction that the human characters had to escape. It's like 2012 or some other disaster movie

Edwards moved on to Rouge One when production began. Yep, took that long.

You forgot to mention that white haired scientist guy is literally based on Rick from Rick and Morty

Funny how nobody laughed in the theater I was in...

>GvsK is being done by the guy who made the Netflix Death Note movie
Guys, I'm worried.

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"Who will win in Godzilla vs Kong?"
>Doughtery: The audience.
>Wingard: The artist always wins in the end...

wow Rodan didn't catch the jet. That's your problem with that scene? Really? Fuck off you idiot.