Okay there's likely going to be a shooting in these theaters and we need to prep up for just in case that happens.
What is your game plan?
I'm planning to wear a bulletproof vest and have a last will in my pocket.
If it goes down then I'm heading for the exit while crouched down.
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As the actual target audience for the movie, I'm not worried about being shot while watching it. I will continue to sit and watch it even if a shooting does occur.
This. A real joker shooter isn't going to pick off single white guys sitting alone in the theatre.
I'm gonna wear a tshirt that says "I hate roasties" so the shooter knows I'm based.
Reminder that these kinds of threads are a psyop.
go in with a glowing pepe clown outfit, the shooter will leave me alone for sure.
Just go to a mall theater that already has security
>Not leaving then coming back once the shooter finished and ended his life to come back to watch the kino
Reminder that these posts warning about a psyop are a psyop.
>They think the shooter will be based
He's likely going to shoot everyone and not care, I'm not taking that risk.
Why would I go to the fifth(?) iteration of the joker at all? I am fucking sick of capeshit, reboots, and films that insert political bullshit into them (betting this one does).
based
im going to be the shooter so i dont have to worry about these kinds of problems
>he doesnt wanna get street cred by "being the guy who got shot at the screening of JOKER"
>target audience
that's one way of putting it
Reminder that Europeans are the enemy and have nothing but ill will for the USA.
Reminder that Europeans have always been the enemy, and have always sought to subvert and sabotage the USA since day 1.
I await the day when the entire European continent, from Portugal to the Urals, is utterly annihilated by natural and/or artificial causes.
Hmmmm not sure I'm keen on this version of the Joker. I know he's meant to be peak edgelord but this is just cringe and I'm not buying the characterization.
>implying that isn't how the shooting starts
>30 trigger happy incels
>all looking at each other funny
>all thinking the other is a shooter
>one accidentally bumps into another
>FIREWORKS
>EVERYONE IS DEAD
>GOODGUYS WITH GUNS KILLING EVERYONE
It's getting crazy out there
Reminder that these posts warning about a psyop are a psyop are a psyop.
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is a psyop still a psyop when you're dead?
>target audience
Peak edgelords are pretty cringe though
>implying the shooter wont be /ourguy/
Uhh... enjoy the party van friendo
I'm going to laugh heartily when nothing bad happens and all you malign-wishing faggots are looking on with your dildos in your rectal cavities.
>They will be lined up against a wall and shot
cringy edgelord
what if there another shooter in the same theater?
SOCIETY
then there will be a mexican stand off possibly cooperative multiplayer
That would be interesting
this is KINO in the fucking next level
I'll probably take the back way out of the theater through the popcorn mines, given that I'm not the designated shooter that week
I'll swooce right in the projection booth.
>That's gonna be the part where the shooting happens
I'm afraid now
I'm yelling pic related
lmao at you larpers
>implying you leave the house
see you on pornhub in 3.. 2.. 1..
FUCKING RISE UP MY FELLOW GAMERS
INSTALL TEMPLE OS
AND KILL ALL GLOW NIGGERS
RISE TE FUCK UP !!!
You need to go back.
Toss a banana cream pie in his face
Bring a clown mask and shout GAMERS RISE UP while running out of the theater.
>Be black
>Thought about dressing up as the joker to the theater
Would that be an issue?
Yes whiteface is an issue, bigot
Nah you'd probably get away with it more easily
why doesnt hollywood make school shooter movies?
other than elephant
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I'm going to the earliest showing possible and waiting by the door during the finale. No incel will shoot up the theater before he gets a chance to finish the movie himself.
i'll let my chad bf lay on top of me and take all the bullets while i stay on the ground and play dead until the shooting is over
This. You're a fool to see this on opening night. But if you're desperate, call the theater and ask if they allow patrons to wear body armor.
