Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the orchards will be in blossom...

>Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields. And they'll be eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

>No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. Instead, I'm... naked in the dark. There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!

>Then let us be rid of it! Once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

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I'll carry his dick in my ass

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Great post

Jesus fucking christ, even though this is definitely a shitpost, it makes me fucking seethe that someone could disparage this scene like that. It's literally the best part of the entire trilogy.

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>WTF FRODO YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF GOLLUM HE CALLED ME FAT

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>OMG PUT IT OUT YOU FOOLS!

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>no sam I can’t betray gollum! I know you have been my loyal friend forever and came on this quest at your peril, and that he’s clearly a little monster who is manipulating me and looking hungrily at my finger, bbbbut if I cant save this guy what hope is there for meeee!?

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>We'll take the lot.

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>Holy shit SOOOIIIII
>Master Frodo, I've turned myself into Sonic Gamgee!

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Shut the fuck up.

>SHUT
>THE
>FUCK
>UP

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I cannot think of anything more based than greentexting dialogue from a movie and adding a basedjak too it

>TATOOINE!? WHAT THE BLAZES IS HE DOING THERE!? I TOLD HIM TO STAY ON NABOO!

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>I cannot think of anything more based than greentexting dialogue from a movie and adding a basedjak too it

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kek

>WHY DIDN'T THE EAGLES FLY THE RING TO MOUNT DOOM?

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Nope, Theoden his better. Riding out of helms deep, and his speech.

I've seen the scenes close to a 100 times and i still FEEL it.

The Frodo / Sam scenes like the Breaking of the Fellowship, Sam's heroic speech at the end of TT, and "But I can carry you" and them getting rescued by the eagles are what make LOTR special and give the movies their soul. Otherwise, it's just a well-made
>DUDE, EPIC LMAO
series of action movies.

>Do you remember the Trading floor, Mr. Frodo? It'll be Monday soon, and the markets will be open. And the venture capitalists will be buying up the tech startups. And they'll be trading the Asian stocks the futures market. And they'll be dividing the first of the Mortgage backed securities. Do you remember the reliability of securities?
>No, Sam. I can't recall the safety of FDIC backed shares, nor the growth of bonds, nor the profits from stocks. Instead, I'm... insolvent in the dark. There's nothing. No capitol between me and bankruptcy! I can see the judge... with my waking eyes!
>Then let us be rid of debt! Once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't pay it for you... but I can refinance for you!

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you're all mentally ill

that was a good thread

>you're all mentally ill

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