H-hey user... no gf again? Haha... yeah... Hey, you remember I always had your back, right?

>H-hey user... no gf again? Haha... yeah... Hey, you remember I always had your back, right?

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Can I get an extra popcorn? It’s been a real rough day.

Thanks Robert. 2 crab legs and an AK47 please

Thanks Robert, you're my favorite, any chance I could get a discount on the ticket seeing as I won't be seeing the whole film?

I thought you died

Hey Yea Forums my friend wants to surprise his gamer sister with her own little Minecraft Discord in 3 hours. It'd mean alot to her if some people joined!

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>Two tickets for The Joker, please

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ROBERT I CANT CONTAIN IT ANY LONGER

ALL THE NO SEX, ALL THE GAMING

I'M GONNA SAY IT

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Checked, nice digits Robert. You've always been my favorite. Don't come to work tomorrow. Oh, and make sure to watch the news.

You know this place is rampant with pedophiles right? You're a terrible friend.

If the 'no singles' policy was a real thing single moviegoers would just gather outside and pose as couples to have the luxury of watching a fucking movie in a cinema. A retarded concept like 'no singles policy' is so easily circumvented, even for spergs, that the mere idea of a single person being manhandled out for the crime of coming alone is top tier absurdist comedy. Hell, going to the cinema and staying in the lounge to look at incompetent, would be-sleuth staff interrogating unassuming moviegoers all night might be even better than seeing an actual movie. I completely understand why Robert is in a great mood all the time.

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you always made my wife cum roberto
and for that reason and that reason alone, you'll live tonight

This one time in a real life movie theater this black guy with a buzzcut and a nice smile and suit took my ticket stub and I looked at him and stopped and said Robert? And he looked at me like I was a spaz which I am

>no couples that aren't male+female
Your "solution" is just as easy to circumvent

Sounds magical, kinda jealous.

wait you met robert in real life?

that was only in 1 timeline user

>esteemed cinema openly refuses gay couples at the door
Enjoy your infinite lawsuits.

You would have to prove you are gay to the court

Easy, I just tell the judge my favorite movie is Captain Marvel.

Just suck some guy's dick.

I thought I did. It looked just like him but younger.

user, you know I can never go back to the Kinoplex. Not after what happened...

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Did he though user?

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going to the cinema at all is quite ludicrous. one of the many perks of the isolated man is freedom from much social gatherings.

You know what? I like you, Robert. You have 5 minutes to leave the Kinoplex.

Didn't I tell you not to come to work today!? What are you doing here?

I'm committed to my job, sir.

>the no singles policy is fa-
ROBERT NO STOP SHE WAS GETTING HER HUSBAND

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Robert, we cant live in the past. You have to learn to forgive yourself.

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