Spend six months building a robot

Spend six months building a robot.

It gets destroyed in ten seconds.

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Bronco BTFO'd

Biteforce the best

I would build a flat metal robot with a flamethrower. It would be unstoppable

How come all robot fights sound cool but when they end up being shit? The clapburger battlebots was cringe as fuck with you're Basedlenhick bots built with a team total IQ of 70. While the Bongbot Robotwars was just a fucking flip fest. Oi m8 u don't got a loicence for that robot, bin that bot save a loif.

>build a little box with a heavy spinning disc
>win

it would also be unstartable, since that's not allowed in the rules

The rules are for pussies. If I want to mount a fucking PPC onto my garagebot, it should be allowed.

you've just gotta be good at what you do

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Didn't they bring this show back a few years ago? I remember one of the girls being a qt.

Where can i read the rules? I think i saw a robot with a blowtorch once but i'm not sure

why couldn't your robot have loose metal chains or something that would interfere with the disk?

flamethrowers are common on the show. look at Free Shipping.

>women are just as good as the bo...

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Probably against the rules and you're probably better off worrying about flippers.

Any entangling device is against the rules. Loose chains, nets, etc.

Maybe the real robot wars was the friends we made along the way

>mfw bronco ends the season 0-4 and flipped out of the fucking box

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>You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

>Bronco 0-4
>Minotaur at 3-3, not even the best Brazil machine
>Rotator beats Tombstone
>Endgame ruins Cobalt's season
>Bite Force on 10 straight wins
>Nightmare's replacement sucks
This season is fucking wild

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>Nightmare's replacement sucks
As opposed to regular Nightmare?

because there is a clear fucking meta and reality is boring as fuck. go back to japan with your shit fantasy
>be tombstone
>be turbo autistic and figure out the meta
>meta everyone to death and never lose
Has tombstone won every time to the point where he isnt allowed anymore?

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Is Robot Wars still going on? Fuck I just remember Sir Killalot, fuckin had a massive remote control toy of him

>Fuck knows why desu
My theory is that no female or ethnic teams got near any of the finals. Even heat finals

I had this suspicion and I wouldn't put it past them.
They hyped up the kinda shitty Supernova that was like the 4th best spinner in the older seasons that only had one real notable one.
They gave less hype to robots like Behomoth and Terrorhurtz than that sack of crap because the team were pakis.

reminder that sergeant bash was best bot

Hypno-Disc was bae

You are given millions of dollars to design a winning bot that is neither a flipper or a spinner. What do you build?

define flipper.... i'd make my bot be a series of balls and tubes that flipped itself around and pounded down on other bots

>posts shit from reddit
kys thanks