If you dislike Jason X, you’re a bad horror movie fan

I love the parts of Hell that work, specifically the gore and sex and bubbly Jason head. It's underrated in general, but still not as good as retard Jason's shenanigans, or even The Roy Show.

X has its moments. It's the inevitable "...in Space" one, so we needed it. Better than Pinhead in Space, that's for sure.

i don't like it and jason goes to hell is.my favorite friday movie. it's a creatively bankrupt and banal franchise over all. i'll even take the tv series over most of the films. suck it

>Posting on an anime board in a thread you obviously don't like
Yikes

>hating on 6
based

2 is my favorite as well. 1 was fucking awful.

Hell is only good because of Creighton Duke, and he was wasted.

The movie was a mess and contradicted every Friday movie with the whole body snatcher shit.

If Jason could switch bodies why didn’t he ever do it before.

No, no.
Real order:
6>2>1>3>4>5>11>9>7>10>12>8

>6 first
Didn't you read? Go back the way you came, 6fag.

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>borrow dvd as a kid
>mom walks in during scene showing a robot nipple or something
>WHAT IS THIS
>it's not porn its just jason X
>i dont want you watching x rated movies
i should have just killed myself back then

Jason Lives is the best, deal with it, man. The atmosphere cannot be beat and the self-aware humor is perfect.

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>humor
>no good sex scenes
>good gore is few and far between
>shitty characters besides one guy
>ITS JASHIN VOORHEEES! ITS JASSHIINNN!!

Gonna have to pass, senpai.

>>humor
Bum looks at bottle:"You'll be the death of me!" c'mon, user, have a heart, Jason sure did.

And don't forget the James Bond intro.

>>no good sex scenes
Dry humping is 80s kino.

X is my favorite Jason movie.

Jason X is responsible for some of my fetishes. I shit you not, I got a boner when he froze that hot chicks face and then smashed it. I was maybe 10.

should of just called it spaceon

Revenant Jason is best Jason.

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It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to take this old dog down!

>Jumpscares
>Lack of atmosphere
>Not driven by characterization
>Cheap gore
>Neither chilled my bones nor wrenched my guts

fuck no

Congratulations for having no clue why we watch these movies.

Unironically the best Jason movie imo

Fuck the gay ass lawsuit. Shit is still not resolved.

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Brodsky was awesome. Doctori is awesome in everything, though.

They're probably waiting for 13 years to pass between 12 and 13, so the next film will most likely come out in 3 years.

We've got two Friday the 13ths this year, so time for some marathoning boys.

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>imagine having one foot in the grave and STILL going through with a lawsuit to obtain the rights of a character that you hate anyway
That Miller cunt will burn in hell.

They could just make a film with a character named Mason and call it The Thirteenth Friday and tell Miller to go fuck himself.

Adrienne a cute! Cute!

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Hell would have been received better if it wasn't a Friday movie. Just like Halloween 3

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