Yea Forums btfo once again

The left can't meme.

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oh no bros what do we do?

oh no! now I really wont watch this new Netflix joint!...

I'm unironically starting to agree with these people simply because Yea Forums seethes over them. I'm not sure what to do right now.

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the trailer for knives out was obscenely bad, I would not be surprised at all that a movie like that would have hacky 'topical' shit shoved in

Rian Johnson is forever going to be known as the guy who made that really bad star wars movie, no amount of liberal pandering will change that

"We're not failing to make watchable movies, it's those Russian hackers tricking people into thinking our movies are bad."

Dilate!

I'm MAGA and I just want good movies. I don't even care if they are liberal (everything in entertainment is liberal/gay so one obviously has to not care). It never fails, the Left politicizes EVERYTHING.

Good luck in the box office.

Consider suicide.

They repeat that bullshit with every bad politically charged movie nowadays.
I didn't even really see the politics in TLJ in all honesty. It just felt like the 4 worst saturday morning cartoon episodes back to back.

I wasn't pissed of at TLJ because of politics, I was pissed off because it was a bad movie that shit all over the lore.

>muh star wars
Who still cares about Disney wars? The last one i saw was revenge of the shit.

political morals of any film is all relative; rian could film an absurdist scene where a crowd of magapedes gets slaughtered and it can simply be reinterpreted as a satire on the upper middle class' incessant hatred for that voting block

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>if TLJ pissed off MAGA bros
does disney really need to try and spin this as a race thing? can they not just accept they made a bad movie? fuck the last jedi and fuck trump

>the trailer for knives out was obscenely bad
This. The puerile attempts at humor especially. Genuinely painful

>Btfo by a movie I'll never watch

Whoa...

Not MAGA just 'ate other races
simple as

>MAGA ever watching noname movies

What the fuck is in this movie that makes them say stuff like this? I got no indication of any of that from the trailer.

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>pretending people didn't like TLJ because it was "political"
They don't even have the decency to wait a couple decades before they try and rewrite history.

knives out ass up that's the way i like to rape

Only nobody is going to watch his faggy movie because it's not part of a popular franchise so he can't trick/force millions of people into seeing it.

>movie sucks
>people dont like said movie
LMAO PRESIDENT BLUUMPT DESTROYED XDDD

So let me get this right

Culture Wars: The Left awakens
and
Culture Wars: The Last Gender
are triggering rightwingers? Well color me oppressed and give me an olympics medal.

>if you don't like this shitty movie despite providing honest criticism you're racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, a Trump supporter, etc, etc

It's all so tiresome...

>movie sucks
>people dont like said movie
LMAO PRESIDENT BLUUMPT DESTROYED XDDD

>it triggers people i hate so i like it

People hated The Last Jedi because of politics? I thought people hated it because it was a bad movie. Man, I bet George Lucas wishes he released Attack of the Clones/Revenge of the Sith during the Trump presidency. He could point to his hamfisted political references and deflect any criticism of his shitty script as being from "MAGA bros".

Who the fuck's main argument against TLJ is how "political" it was?

Rian Johnson seems to have never grown out of his woke college kid phase.

Nobody is going to watch this movie.

My mom has already asked me to download it for her.

here's the trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qGqiHJTsRkQ&t=12s

what do you think, Yea Forums? are you impressed yet?

Go back to the_donald

it genuinely looks horrible

Let me guess: it was a suicide. So subversive.

so many big name actors, this couldn't have been cheap
but rian's writing is so... bad, i mean the dialogue is just plain awful

How much is it making?

fpbp

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wrong I hate star wars and all the people who like it including seething white male star wars fans who didnt get the product they were expecting

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ensemble cast and relying entirely on that gimmick usually means it's shit, at least for new movies because real movie stars are dead

The trailer for this looked atrocious. A lot of talented actors playing characters that don't look in any way real. This is going to end up bombing.

based

Why would they watch knives out? The only reason people noticed a Rian Johnson movie was because it ruined an established franchise people liked.

actually lucas ruined it with empire strikes back

and an eye for an eye doesn't make the whole world blind, it only makes two people have 1 less eye. fuck off with your philosophy.

That was actually the best one because Lucas had the least to do with writing it.

It is what passes for trying to be "progressive" while still being 100% white cis hetero christian capitalist patriarchial.

I just hope people don't try to review bomb it out of spite for TLJ. We're only just moving on from both sides bitching about TLJ's reception.

TLJ wasn't political, it was just bad for a Star Wars movie which means it was terrible for a regular movie.

Yeah, good luck trying to compete with Frozen 2 and the Mr Rogers biopic. Film's gonna bomb.

Literally no one will see it

Can't wait to not even torrent it.

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yup. sure showed up

the movie was so shit that by the end I was more mad at the mouse for further wrecking something I used to love than the politics. fucking blind fanboys can't accept the truth that the last jedi was SHIT.

Who even watched last Jedi anyway?

Was TLJ even political? I guess it had the dumb casino planet with its 4th grade “lol rich people” philosophy. It was mostly just a shit movie.

It looks fine? It just looks kind of bland at worst, the trailer is obviously relying and star power and name recognition of its cast to sell it rather than actually telling you anything about the movie itself.

That being said I don't see it being anything more than a modest box office success at best.

Even liberals hated you filthy smelly tranny

i dont get it how does a paint by numbers murder mystery ensamble BTFO maga bros and Yea Forums and /pol/?

Why those fuckers always defend their shitty movies with that. the movie SUCKS and you are actually damaging your beliefs by supporting it.

>oh no MAGAbros we got too confident!!!

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>Let's remake the Clue movie but make it political
>Directed by Rian Johnson

Yeah no thanks

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why do you always post this??

The "lol rich people" schtick is just an expression of the self hatred the rich bourgie faggots who made the movie have about themselves.

What if I don't watch it? Then I won't get mad and Rian Johnson won't get my money. It's a win-win.

Was this meme actually made by a 1 and a half year old?

>Hey, choir, if the previous reaffirmation of your politics didn't remind you what to hashtag hard enough, this one will!

You won’t get hate watches from us. No one cares about non-capeshit anymore.

download Brawl in Cell Block 99 instead

>I spend my life watching bad movies because I hope it will make strangers mad on the internet.
Would anyone really do this?

>MAGApeds will be furious at this niche film no one will see
trump btfo again!

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What are the big twists? TVtropes page is already up and says that Chris Evans did it, but also that it was a suicide to cover for Ana de Armas fucking up grandpa's medications or something.

Rian freed millions of men from the self-imposed shackles of Star Wars fandom, and I thank him for it.

he's still a bitch though

Stop drinking IPAs and smoking weed you faggot

It's over bro, what's the point of living

>the twist is that the homicide is a suicide both at the same time
really made me think

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looks worse than a CW show

OMG this is freakin EPIC my dudes! Those MAGA tards are gonna get so BTFO

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>implying I will ever watch another movie made by Rian hackson

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I don't care what Rian Johnson does in his films. We're all just mad that he mishandled Star Wars.

I'd take a water heater over the Stanley Cup. Way more practical.

But TLJ made people upset because people expected a half-decent Star Wars movie. Why would anyone even care to watch this other than the big names?

First time I have ever seen someone try "reverse psychology" to trick people into liking a movie

What the fuck is Knives Out?

I've actually never seen a criticism of TLJ that I would consider to be political. Disney saw to making it political, of course, but that's mere propaganda.

rian johnson's latest movie
think clue - a murder happened in a house full of insufferable faggots and the detective has to try and figure out who did it

twitter screencaps needs to be purged if this chinese cigar rolling forum ever wants to get back on topic

Same besides free college and non white immigration

>tfw I enjoyed TLJ and I'm a Trump supporter