/trek/

Nope.

No, Jimmy was lovable and deeply human. Nor is Jimmy2 a VF alt, if that was your next thing.

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You are not dismissed

Thanks. I'm concerned Jimmy2 wanted to leave because people were trolling him and that's not cool because he posts some good OC.

VF is a thousand times worse than Jimmy. At least with Jimmy it was a deliberate trolling but what makes VF so genuinely infuriating is he actually believes all of his vapid, shallow, brain-dead opinions and treats them as fact, then lashes out at anyone who disagrees with a litany of poisonous vitriol which scares posters away. His very existence is so profoundly fucking stupid that it pisses me off.

I'd like to see her as Captain of a starship. Maybe Nebula Class.

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Rundown on VF?

*blocks your path*

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Star Trek: Discovery features award-winning dialogue.
>This is the power of math, people!
>Hamlet? HELL yeah.
>I like science.
>Don't be so binary. In my universe, he was pansexual, and we had DEFCON-level fun together. And you, too, Papi.
>Women, stop talking.
>Yum, yum.

God help us.

Spam is bad.

>>Don't be so binary. In my universe, he was pansexual, and we had DEFCON-level fun together. And you, too, Papi.
They didn't fucking say that?

Stop discussing fucking tripfags. What the fuck is wrong with you, goddamn retards.

Great uniforms. Shit. I'm on the fence again. I both literally and figuratively want to give those nerd gals Vitamin D.

Wasn't a big fan of the DS9 documentary. Mark Alaimo did kind of seem like a real life villian though

We were discussing their posts.

user... they did.

ValleyForge

lmao that dukat at the end. top zozzle

It was self serving back slapping except that Jadzia cried. I'm a nice guy but seeing her sobbing felt good in my tummy.

SULUUU

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Now I want to watch this docu

She has a breakdown. Also, one of our regular posters is in it.

I'm new. The poor man's Jimmy or whatever. But he didn't seem that bad so far. Besides being slightly angry and autistic. But who amongst us can cast the first stone on that count? I'd rather argue replicators than face my actual economic situation.

it's on PB

Will STD get a documentary in 20 years about how it helped change society?

I don't know, VF can be pretty forceful at times. It's off-putting to some.

bro don't take royalties from bf.

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You love me. Just admit it.

If I could predict the future, I'd be on the stock market instead of here, on an unarmed Cardassian freighter carrying medical supplies through the neutral zone.

You seem more experienced so I won't argue that point. I don't have a fistful of data here. I just try to keep things Picard lvl diplomatic and Scotty lvl inebriated. Smoothes out a lot of conflict.

y-yes :(

Christ the Dukat stuff in S7 sucked.

You're a lovable rascal. Let's snuggle and watch Trek.

Your modesty and humility will serve you well here.

Sounds like you're just a pussy.

kinda how abysmal GoT was and to never ever ever do that again?

STD just has a different target demographic than most anons here.

Leave him alone. He's not ready.

Yikes

I love you

I don't trust you.

So, back to uniforms. Pips or chevrons?

I want to make new friends. I maybe need to. Peace is often harder than war. But you go ahead and suck Shatner's cut dick while he talk about himself for 40 minutes and you start to wonder why you paid to get into this convention. It's your call. If you'd prefer to deny Picard is best captain :)

Rachel Weiss? Definitely. She'd be like a female Picard.

>I want to make new friends.
You came too the right plase!

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Pips are more aesthetic
Chevrons make more sense

Which did O'Brien wear again?

I could actually see that. And I like it.

Guess we'll see. Strange new world. I'm exploring. Thank you.

rule 1. don't reply to frogs

Blessed edition

Dukat truly did nothing wrong

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Why not? They could be intelligent life forms.

Pretty much this. I am indoctrinated to love the pips.

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Check out The Favourite. She plays a steely and confident advisor to the queen, shrewdly navigating all of the political matters with confidence and stoicism while shooting pheasants, who slowly gets replaced by a young handmaid rising up through the court. It's basically the three of them cruising each other with catty quips until it all comes to a head with bloody betrayal.

Yes.

Don't ever reply to me again

Don't ever reply to again

i was thinking more about her fat body

hi, v

Is Valleyforge like the main poster here?

I love VF!

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The more the merrier. But data indicates that the answer is yes. So hard, a bridge console explodeded when you read it.

Data is hard lol

god is a sex catgirl

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It's a pretty rad movie tho if you want to see Rachel in full captain mode

she's skinny now

She actually isn't, you blind moron.

she cute

they need to stop letting fat ugly people on TV

>respond 8 h later

Who said anything about "evil", but you?
>antisemite
Idiot

Cortenide and duranium poly alloy hard, my bro. Beats diamonds any day.

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Yeah but she's so confident I accidentally listed it twice amongst her virtues and we all know confidence is the sexiest attribute of all

ffs

>confidence is the sexiest attribute of all
you've proven that.

It's the magic of the internet. Get used to it, skippy.

who?

normals

He certainly thinks he is.

I think it's been said of Nazis that they're evil. Maybe they're misunderstood? But people have said it occasionally. The key point is GOAT uniforms.

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That may be, but I can't fucking stand you, mate.

The smiling boys and girls, holding hands that you can see from your window.

The turtlenecks should have been black.

like the SS?

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Like a border line at the top of the uniform to match the black pants and boots at the bottom.

>implying normies care enough about Star Track to pay $8.99 a month for CBS All Access

Interesting point. You might be right. Does anyone have a shoop of that?

What if "people had said" that all those mass shooters were actually leftist, anti-gun activists, hell bent on killing as many innocent people as it takes in order to disarm America in accordance with their communist agenda? Would you believe that too?

It's so weird that he's nice. I have t look at the tab to see if I'm in the right thread.

they will for the quirky cartoon about strong independent women and incompetent males

Bab5 > deep throat 69

>it's a "trip was a perfect gentleman" episode

if you'll pay for mouseshit and fagwars, you'll pay for std.

no, especially if it came from people like you who are clearly opposed to them and have something to gain be dehumanizing "lefties"

play nice pls

I am opposed to those who have something to gain by dehumanizing gun owners who wish to retain their right to self defense.

>paying for tv shows
how quaint

Man. I knew that was gonna happen. He ruined that string of words. I think we basically agree and good job on the banter. But as much as my cut dick twitches to bash Nu Space Command, I'd like it even better to stay on topic and be frendos. So what's your favorite uniform design, bud?

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>make aggressive claim
>pretend to be a retard when someone answers in kind
ok retard

this is scary

You mean like with allies and the nazis?

>turn off your brain
>consume
>do as you're told
>oh look a shiny

Don't know what that means. Honestly. But if you want to share your pain, this seems to be the place. Lay it on me.

>They could be intelligent life forms.
They display no signs of intelligent life

Tea
Earl Grey
Hot
*beep bop*
>Please specify container diameters.

Surrrrrreeee you don't.

paper cup
no wait
a big stein with decorative carvings of the Enterprise and my senior staff smiling and raising their own steins

kira nerys' rectal cavity please

>TNG: The Defector
>Picard makes a speech and the situation is defused
WTF? Where's the EPIC battle? Where's the explosions? That was boring and overly preachy.

He's new, dude.

Life finds a way.

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>That was boring and overly preachy.
This is /trek/ by the way.

can't believe uncut stink dicks really posting in /trek/ right now smdh

They're a metaphor for the rainforest.

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This place is always so crazy

I really dislike Troi's body shape. Her hips are not the round, gentle sloping curve that males naturally find sexy. Instead they're this weird boxy shape. Is it a result of her costume or is it a major flaw in Sirtis' body structure? I can't tell.

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How long have you been lurking?

corset

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A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your cultural superiority.

Brown people burn the robots so we can have more burgers and the get more salsa? I did not know that.

Doesn't stink if you practice good hygiene.

Maybe 2 weeks, why?

It's really unappealing.

Will the Klingons recover from the bomb?

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If she just turned around she would look so much better.

I bet Tilly gives great head

This. And all of her costumes were shit. It's like they actively wanted to make her less attractive in the most elaborate ways.

>they don't really need the white drug
>nothing changes
BRAVOO

just dip your unit in warm melted butter first

Look what this guy snuck into the DS9 documentary

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Fat people are always eager, sloppy lovers. They understand their physique is repulsive and abhorrent so they compensate by doing anything you ask and they'll let you do anything you want to them. I've only fucked two fat girls but both times they threw themselves at me but they got really clingy after sex when I told them I was leaving.

>Top of her class at the Academy.

>Attack pattern Alpha.

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Was Gowron "evil"?

>Eating pattern Omega

Computer, how are you doing?

A Dyson's sphere could technically work.

>All systems nominal. Ready to receive input.

However, it is very inefficient and requires improbable construction capabilities.

Just use the holodeck. Lt. Barclay is almost done in there.

What makes you say that?

Sure. Just not feasible.

Computer, what's your favorite input?

Only 2? They aren't all great personality wise. Sometimes they don't even give morning blowies. It's all about them and their insecurity. Clingy isn't bad as long as they aren't stalking you and lying about being on birth control. And you aren't in your Kirk manslut phase.

that thing you do with your tongue

Computer?'
Define "content".

>Error. Please specify command or request.

I don't spend the night when I sleep with someone because I always hated waking up and the whole awkward breakfast and "are we in love now?" thing. I meant clingy as in grabbing at me while I'm getting dressed and whining for me not to leave.

>Working. Content, defined as subject matter; that which is contained in writing or speech.

The VOY finale was so stupid and lazy
>let's just copy All Good Things and put Borg in it, whatever

Computer, who told you about that?

It was pretty shit. Voyager should never have made it home. They should have made a noble sacrifice to save the galaxy or something.

>Unable to comply. Please restate command or inquiry.

Just hop back in bed and cuddle for a few more minutes?

give janeway a break she invented the computer age.

Computer, run holoprogram Bashirfaggot Six Alpha One Four.

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Voyager should have made it home after Janeway sacrifices herself.

Actual Janeway, not Time Travel Janeway.

At least it wasn't the fire caves

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Unless you're a filthy Dukautist, the DS9 finale is still better than the Voyager finale.

Computer, who told you about what I can do with my tongue?

>Program complete. Enter when ready.

Or used a Caretaker or Species 8472, anything that would have given the series some sense of closure.
I never thought of the Borg as the Big Bad of the show (especially in how easily they'd been defeated before) so to use them in the finale came off as lazy.

>Subject's erotic proclivities are on file as part of two previous sexual harassment investigations conducted by Lieutenants Yar and Worf respectively.

>This program has been placed under level 5 security restrictions because of the history of internal hemorrhaging caused by the program's simulated 50cm BBC

Star Trek Continues was a pretty good fan production. Decent low budget sets, lighting and TOS/Doctor Who tier monsters.
Too bad those guys couldn't act their way out of a paper bag.

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Damn they need to stop casting Adam Driver in shit he ugly as fuck.

Computer, did Yar say she liked what I could do with my tongue? Also give a screen readout of how many times Worf has referenced my history files regarding what I can do with my tongue. Also search correlating crew personal logs for mentions of "magic hands."

Still would

Trek gotta calm down with their cuties. I can't keep falling in love.

>Species 8472

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Why doesn't Ezri have her spots?

Is it sane?

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based faceblind retard

>she gives you a little teeth and that gap pinches the skin of your shaft as she bobs her head back

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>she
>her

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stop virtually raping bashirfaggot

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You have to say "computer, end virtual rape program" or it doesn't work.

I was starting to think nobody wanted to talk about Star Trek. But now I see a new tranny friend for me. It's not a proper convention without a tranny. She's doing great on the hair. Choker is a bold choice, but it works.

I didn't find the acting bad overall. Not any worse than Shatner. It's sad CBS *doesn't* Care enough to let great fan productions go on.

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that's it, now I want to walk into the transporter

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Understandable. I too have enthralled many people with my quantum weapons grade Orion pheromone benis. (And also have commitment issues.)

Who would win in a street fight, Bashirfaggot or Contrapoints?

Which one is best at rolling on the ground
for no reason and doing awkward two hand punches? Can't win a street Trek fight without the fundamentals.

Nope.

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uncut stink dicks are posting again

Who's the Ursa of Star Trek?

Probably Lursa.

Who?

Lursa. You can't spell Lursa without ursa.

Once again, Vee Eff doesn't know shit about Star Trek.

I would die for my queen Contrapoints.

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lol he got chased off twitter by TERFs

>Error. Access denied. Please note further inquiries will result in referral to Commander Riker for disciplinary action.

Lol, it's like it's his first day or something. What an idiot.

Fuck TERFs!

Post a Lursa pic and let me see.

The actress died last month from cancer.

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That's not Ursa.

Why didn't you save her?

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No, it's Lursa
Formerly B'tor

I want to know about the Ursa not the Lursa

Because she was a fucking Bike.

Gas the Bikes, occupation now!

So you're happy she died in a Cardassian rape camp?

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She got blown up

Nope. She was captured, tortured, raped, mutilated and, eventually, died.

Wesley Crusher

Was the Borg war really that bad?

But there was no formal declaration of war.

So not even a war really. They were just playing grabass in space

it was a false flag by the romulans.

Why didn't Picard just tell O'Brien to beam a bunch of piss into the Borg's computer?

The Romulans, Klingons, and Borg were all created by the Q to fuck with the Federation

>beam onto borg cube
>install nvidia
>borgs burn to death

Why didn't Picard just tell the Borg to delete system 32?

>She'd be like a female Picard
What? Another incompetent pussy?

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>walls of text
not reading that lol

tl;dr Enterprise fixed plot holes made by TNG movies

21st century "education" everybody

rolling for /trek/ get

Fail

FUCK YOU Q

...

Was she killed right away or sent to a rape camp?

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Who is the individual in the picture and why was there a video clip of them in another thread.

Did Tain rape Garak? I always got that vibe

I blame Picard. He asked her to go, and nobody wants to let down daddy Picard.

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What a waste

Who's Tayne?

Just like Picard

Just one of your friendly neighborhood tripfaggots

No wonder they're so easily brainwashed and manipulated.

I just don't think this one has it in it to make it to bump limit
I really don't

Why are black people so bad at being Vulcans?

Enabrin Tain was the Head of the Obsidian Order and Garak's father.

But the best Vulcan outside of Nimoy's Spock is black

Wouldn't put it past a fuckin spoonie to rape his own son

Tuvok was the best actual Vulcan. Reminder that Spock is a Federation 56% hybrid.

>actually watching star trek

>thinking you can understand trek with an uncut dick
not happenin

You turned up in this thread just to say that?

kys

>watching trek instead of just building a spaceship irl

voyager is good

>building a spaceship and not just transwarp beaming everywhere

>being uncut not just being cut

>having uncut dick
>being trekkie
Is there a fate more miserable?

>making a robot son instead of building an immortal robot body with a gigantic dick and living on risa forever fucking qt alien sluts all day
graves was right soongh was an idiot

Star Wars
>uncut
Star Trek
>cut

Star Wars
>uncut
Star Trek
>cut

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how did cochrane invent Warp drive without any source of dilithium or antimatter? A Warp drive not requiriing either of those things is literally the holy grail of space travel tech

he had a cut dick and knew how to build fast spaceships
simple as

Can we stop talking about dicks? It's been three whole days

neither of those things are necessary to produce a warp drive, they're only necessary to have a sufficient power supply for serious interstellar travel. A fusion reactor can get you pretty far at Warp 1. An antimatter reactor is far superior, naturally.

Yeah! Cut it out

Agreed.

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sigh
please stop dicking around

I prefer the uncut version of TMP

>Friendly reminder that Captain Janeway did nothing wrong.

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director's cut version of WOK when?

>Not crying during his death scene.

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she did many things that were wrong, but that wasn't one of them

I found it difficult to sympathize with Tuvix after he tried to emotionally manipulate everyone into protecting him instead of trying to appeal to morality

Yeah, it's very likely that Greatest Generation Gene is uncut while Boomer George is Tel Aviv approved.

Gene was cut.

DVD Release Date: August 6, 2002

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>Kirk holding his cut dick phaser
>Enterprise with cut dick nacelles
>giant cut dick space station where Khan's dick would be
good art

This post is cut

Also
>Khan's crew look like a bunch of cut dicks

>Why are they putting seatbelts in theatres this summer?
to circumcise the audience

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Checked and cutpilled

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>spock pointing away from the big uncut dick rock (towards cut dick Khan)

/trek/ - Syllables and Penises general

Eager to push the thread to the bump limit?

You seem to be, yes.

>cut ship

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>tfw behind both of them
not gonna lie it's good to be a Q

>its a dax episode

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When people say Dax do you think of Jadzia or Ezri first? Explain your answer in detail, use your own words!

Jadzia of course but I fell asleep through most of season seven so I don't really remember Ezri

Ezri because she's hotter.

Ezri cause she's a nympho who puts out for strange parasites and random klingons

based falling asleep user

season seven was lame

I think of the original canon Dax

I've seen you post about falling asleep while you were watching Enterprise. Do you have narcolepsy, user?

no I just get really comfy when I watch Trek and I'm usually in bed which is also comfy so it's two kinds of comfy making me sleepy

ezri because terry farrell was a snoozefest

I mean both essentially but jadzia moreso