What does/tv/ think about Katherine Ryan?

literally her only assets are her tits and I don't particularly like bolt-ons
not a single word out of her mouth is funny
also I've recently noticed that she's obviously faking laughter when everyone else is laughing because she has no sense of humor
youtube.com/watch?v=YstBl9xzz34
yes it's a stupid compilation with a clickbait title, can't be assed to find the timestamp in the actual episode

fuckable enough to not actually be funny

Why the fuck do women do this she looked fine before all that

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>Also, I'd like to do a big spunk on her tits, if you catch what I'm throwing.
>She makes me want to coom
>I would coom all over her

Can you guys please clarify what you're trying to say here? It's most unclear.

Last weeks episode of cats do countdown was comedy kino.

I knew which clip this was going to be before I hovered

She claims she got her second boob job after she broke up with a fella so he'd no longer know what her tits looked like

It's really blatant in the poem one, but yeah. I've noticed that too and it bothers me.

bimbo mindset

I finger banged her before she was famous. I went to one of her early shows. 5 people.

It’s weird that she’s famous now.

I'm saying I would use my penis on her mouth, vagina and maybe anus until I experienced an orgasm which would expel semen from within my testicles, up through the internal piping and out of the tip and that the semen would land on her breasts and, hopefully, face, although I don't have particularly huge loads so I'd probably have to choose one, if you know what I mean.

I thinm im cooming and jizzing and cooming and fapping... nvm just heard her voice

Dubs of truth

IM FOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIINNNNNNNN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

She holds a world record

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I don't have much experience with the vaginas of newborns but I bet she's lying

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Unfunny as fuck, and has a career built on the BBCs gender equality quota system.

it worked on me

yeah Americans who can't hack it in the US have been moving to the UK for decades due to lucrative touring and ease of getting on television. Rich Hall, Reginald D Hunter, Ruby Wax, etc

Ruby Wax is american?

why do people consider canadians basically honorary brits

>career built on the BBCs

Can say that again m8

i can't tell which should be the most offended by this

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>can you clarify
that depends do you speak elvish?

You pitch I catch brother

I bet you do

HEY PUT A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH AND SHUT UP

Don't be contrary little cunts just because me and Shane Dog, two young bloods, are running this town, owning this team, and chasing down our goddamn dreams

Obnoxious roastie, hope she kills herself soon

Missed her calling

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she'd definitely catch it (HIV)

Canadians are yanks in winter clothes

She's Irish

has HD tv fucked celebs women's heads up and made them even more insecure?

>has a career built on the BBCs gender equality quota
This. It says nothing of her typical sub-par "woman doing comedy" material, of course. Relationships and sex LOL.
She's insufferable, but not because of The Quota; she's just not a good comedian, and seems to rely on the audience's good will to make it through TV sets. Everybody claps when you relate to them, and it's so tiresome.
Write some fucking material.

i miss comfy all bloke panel shows

She knows it's the only good thing about her so she shows it off whenever she can on Instagram.

>posing in £600 designer boots
Really struggling for her art

based

As with most female comedians, she's awful. But as far as female comedians goes I find her somewhat tolerable. She's not funny, at all, but at the same time not actively annoying unlike the cunt brigade comedians like Sarah Millican, Aisling Bea or Sara Pascoe.

if taylor swift got put in the microwave

She has to be sucking off Jimmy Carr for work.

Hot, funny enough to fill space on a panel show, stupid

You don't even have to specify Jimmy Carr. Just "She has to be sucking off for work" period.

naw, British TV is pushing the "we use female comedians!" angle so much she really just has to exist to get work

youtu.be/kfhY0qod_eM
>Comedian who pretends to be a hospital radio DJ made a joke earlier in the show that he was told to stop touching patients
>[fast forward to the clip]
>She gets butthurt she didn't get the right answer
>Jimmy Carr asks the DJ whether there is a psych ward for her
>She refers back to his earlier joke as a veiled insult and insinuates that he doesn't have a girlfriend while doing a sideways peace/gansta sign
>Clearly devolving into a bitchy schoolgirl picking on someone - no comedic intent is here
>DJ defuses her nastiness with a simple joke saying she scares him
>The other comedians laugh not only at the joke but main because they noticed what she attempted and at him slapping her shit down
>Her steady breathing shows she is incredibly butthurt at the whole ordeal
This kind of thing fascinates me; watching comedians getting destroyed. It makes it even better when the comedian attempted some bullying.

I still don't understand the reaction of the others though
Alan acted like it was a horrible insult to her or something when it was just a harmless and genius joke

>Her steady breathing shows she is incredibly butthurt
There's no need to be autistic about Katherine Ryan's lack of comedic talent, we get it.

keep it up, she is sure to reward you with sex soon

sauce of this work of art?

The hospital DJ guy grew on me.

No idea, don't remember where I saved it or anything. As far back as I can remember it's always been on my hard drive

I think you're getting your wires crossed user
We all understand that she's crap, there's no need to autistically embellish a lost cause

Every single one of them has been to the theatre I work at AMA about backstage antics

lack of pictures. ITT

im not going to read all this incel shit

literally so unfunny she had to go to UK to become successful just because she looks better than all the old fat females on the circuit

>embellish
he is just reading her facial expression that is clear to everyone but you
every single one of those "songs playing in the hospital" jokes was surprisingly good

>lack of pictures. ITT

Being right doesn't stop you being a cunt

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do they share their cocaine with you?

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do they all secretly hate each other and just put on an act?
also do UK comedians drink as much as I think they do? going out to a pub after every show etc

>8 out of 10 cats does countdown
>Kate does some feminist comedy bit where she says that Rachel should sit by the panel once with her while they gawk at some hunky math guy instead
>apparently unaware that the show has 2 hunks in underwear presenting stuff throughout the show

Banana face

Nah, there's usually residue in the dressing rooms though and Reginald D Hunter got so ridiculous stoned before he went on when he was here

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did any of them leave a shit in the toilet?

when was joe wilkinson in his underwear?

Yeah, since I'm usually the last person there I'm the one the drinkers go for a drink with after. Although trade secret: Al Murray doesn't drink it's just coloured water

She makes panel shows kino

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youtube.com/watch?v=kfhY0qod_eM

>not really a thot slut as long as I make a joke about it while posting nude for instagram likes
No katherine

already posted you retarded nigger

her episode of WDYTYA wasn't too bad, even with all her unfunny jokes

no you misunderstand, she knows she's a slut but she thinks that's a good thing
that's what "sex-positive" means, it's 100% degeneration

>degeneration
*degeneracy

Those are different things

youtube.com/watch?v=i5_IcqrM96M

Feminism or mocking women? I need to know before I trust it to my youtube algorithm

mocking women

To be fair, they both work in the same context in this instance.

Karma Rx is her trashier porn look-a-like

Dumb horse faced bitch but worst of all a leaf, yet I want her to abuse me for having a 7" dick by way of extreme facesitting

also you can stop recommendations based on it simply by disliking the video, even if you watched it fully
I've been doing it like that for years

God I hate women

They hate you too.

nice lifehack

this photoshoot was a little too much even for her

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noice

Phew

I really need to remember that.
>watch 3 minutes of single Smosh video once
>now for the past 2 months half my recommended videos are filled with Smosh videos that keep appearing no matter how much I click on "not interested"

Smosh still fucking exists?

Imagine being her daughter.

Considering I've been seeing their fucking videos on my recommended for the past 2 months, I'd assume so.

>so what does your mummy do?
my mummy is a slag on the internet

>and daddy?
never met him, mummy says he was a "little dick prick"

post more panel show kino
youtube.com/watch?v=DU390JYhD5o
context: they have to figure out which of the other team know the person and Gabby's story was about how her friend fell down a manhole, thus the shortening to "manhole"

she made a joke once about her daughter asking something like "why is dad called Keith instead of Jack all of a sudden?" or something like that
she's 100% proud of being a slut
shit's disgusting

Speaking of WILTY.
youtube.com/watch?v=1vE8ExuuNZQ

I've seen every single one of those compilations (on top of the original episodes) but you won't get anyone to watch a 50 minute video off a Yea Forums thread
also I feel like you need to have some context how not insane most of the stories are before you appreciate him

That was kinda the joke. That Bob Mortimer on WILTY is so fucking kino you need 50 minutes of it.

I really want prime Sarah McMillian to fuck me

That's literally a pornstar

I remember her being cute pre-whalemode on some early appearance on 8 out of 10 cats
Also it's Millican

>prime Sarah McMillian
>prime
?

Holy moley

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she wasn't always obese

ah
Younger, less fat

She looked like she'd be quite dirty once she got on top of a guy

>obese
>not her prime
?

Is this really how it works for some people? You see a slut and go OOGA BOOGA just because she has big fake tits? What about her terribly average body and ugly face?
face > all

She did always have the face of a 50 year old librarian though to be fair.

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That's so sad. Must be from a broken home

i want to suck her nipples so long and hard that she literally dies of dehydration because I have sucked all the moisture out of her body in the form of delicious milk

What did she mean by this?

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that she's a stupid whore and you retards will fap to anything as long as it has bolt-ons

>Not appreciating bolt-ons, the patrician's fetish
K

I know Katherine, but I used to be very close with her far more attractive younger sister (seriously, a 10/10). I find it difficult to enjoy her work because so much of it is bullshit. Her most recent special talked about how she refuses to settle for a man and dislikes people from back home, but she's currently living with a lowlife from her hometown. She was also an enormous cunt growing up.

Ethnically, but she was raised in Canada.

>he doesn't get the bolt ons
They don't do that for themselves.

>far more attractive younger sister (seriously, a 10/10).
Yeah no calling bullshit on this
They don't get plastic facial surgery for themselves either, and it still looks retarded and ghoulish

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>Her most recent special talked about how she refuses to settle for a man and dislikes people from back home, but she's currently living with a lowlife from her hometown.
I feel like a lot folks ITT actually don't get her jokes. I'm not even a fan of hers but you genuinely don't seem to understand.

Shes got two younger sisters. Joanne is the hot one.

>They don't get plastic facial surgery for themselves either
>he doesn't get bimbos
lol at this user

"butter face" hotties are kino

Dude, stop
>Katherine Ryan (M) with her daughter, Violent Ryan (L) and younger sister, Joann Ryan (R)

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Daughter is cute though

That is not Joanne in that picture, that's their other sister. The article is mistaken. I have known Joanne since I was a child.

Katherine was a complete bully growing up and isnt close with Joanne, as far as I know.

Here's her Twitter: mobile.twitter.com/joannerryan?lang=en

You can see her Tweeting at Katherine.

>mobile.
also
>this is what anons call a 10/10

Well, I'm not posting her non-public Facebook pics here, so you'll have to take my word for it ya little bitch. Shes got Katherine's 10/10 body without the horse face.

>she's got Katherine's 10/10 (read: regular not-fat girl) body with a different kind of ugly face
>10/10

You've never met a woman, have you user? Dont be embarrassed.

>any woman who isn't fat is a 10/10
>you don't agree? h-haha you have no experience
k

user, real life women are 3D. They're not animated children like in your cartoons.

I want her to catch the sperm I throw from my penis with her big titties.

I fucking hate anime. Take another stab in the dark, I'm sure your internet words will start deeply hurting me any second now

>N-no way dude, I'm super cool! I s-sex women every day!

user, you dont need to try and sound cool here. This is an anonymous website remember?

>>N-no way dude, I'm super cool! I s-sex women every day!
You're the one who said "You've never met a woman, have you user?"
Not only is that the exact same type of response you just made fun of, you can't possibly try to make me look stupid by responding to your stupid query

Dude, admit you lost this argument. I got you at least four times.

literal who

This

Imagine dating a female comedian and having to pretend to find her amusing

Imagine the awkwardness at her always laughing with you and you just having to summon an awkward, forced chuckle for her.

Imagine shoving it in her ass as she's tied down and gagged.

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I used to think she was decent for a female comedian and pretty hot
I watched a new episode of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown before and holy shit she's awful now.
First of all she's not hot anymore, with the work shes done on her face she's on the way to being fully bogpilled.
Secondly her "jokes" were some of the most uncomfortable TV I've seen in a while. They turn to her at the start (when they sorta go round the comedians and invite them to do a bit) and it was just her doing a really really cringeworthy Cardi B impression, bearing in mind the rest of the panel is 30+ British people who probably don't even know who Cardi B is, and just had to fake chuckle and humour her.

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for my feetniggas (apologie for unironically posting keith lemon)

youtu.be/vTqg1-J4orM

saucy mare! i wouldn't say neigh!

>I used to think she was decent for a female comedian
Her jokes have always been "haha sluttiness" or "haha reality TV"
I'd chalk it up to your taste getting better rather than her getting worse

Imagine being her age. In this current year. And your thing is being into reality tv and being a single mom.

Does anyone have the picture of her wearing a top that wraps around the back of her neck and just covers her boobs; Try to imagine a towel placed on her shoulders and it's draped down her chest, Like that but more support

jesus christ bro she's just a horsefaced cunt with plastic tits
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