SIR, WATCH OUT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

formerly skype, straight male

Fuck you. Robert put up with all you race hating cucks to his grave. Pay some respect.

Fuck nonononooooo

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Noooo Robert! You were supposed to die of black on black violence, not likes...

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Good night sweet prince

and he was still a nigger

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Obligatory

soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

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F

:(

>he goes to a theater to watch movies.
Amazing how people waste money and not just pirate.

I went to the theater to watch Robert.

someone post the map

what happens when the cinema nurse is the designated shooter AND designated tranny?

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Popcorn mines is banter for scooping popcorn out of the glass popper not an actual mine structure

I go there... I mean went there for Robert

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>Not supporting Robert

Damnit it should have been me.

It's not about just watching it, it's about watching it on a gigantic screen with a powerful surround sound system

You got me going to the movies for your fellow friend is KINO

Good night Sweet Prince.

how could this happen

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It should've been me

I'll scatter your butter across the heartless popcorn..

I can't believe Robert is dead

>theater
Its called Kinoplex.
Or Domus Kinotorium if you are one of ye olde kinosseurs

>WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE

I forgot to tell you I always loved you.

2 years and no one animated it yet.. shame
>do it yourself
wish i knew how

cant wait for the sequel with cyborg Robert the sixty thousand dollar man

I cried

Don't beat yourself up too much user, he died a hero. At take some solice that the shooter got a life sentence in the Disney gulag.

>spreading disinfo that'll get people killed
Reminder to print out this map, and to keep it on your person at all times while enjoying cinema at Kinoplex in case of a scenario occurring

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>mfw a shitpost makes me more emotional than a high budget hollywood tearjerker
We need to go back.

kino

Checked and cried.

The kinoplex can rebuild him. Make him stronger.

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I fucking dread the day this happens

Hey user, first time I've seen you since the incident, here have one one the house, tip not included.

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>mfw he comes back as a walking kinoplex
Get Warner on the phone. Do it.

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This is all a David Lynch film r-right?
Its just a dream? Roberts still alive right?

*shits myself*

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Ghost robert edit when

>implying this wasn't a ruse by Robert to weed out the non-designated shooter
He'll be fine

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THIS IS THE GLOWNIGGERS' FAULT

He knew the risks.

why do you incels care so much about this nigger?

ローベルトおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお !!

>miss me sir?
>oh yes, long story, no time to explain
>DUCK QUICKLY
>dispatches clown
>crowds tootn', hollerin'
>black girl emerges from under a seat
>blood and tears on face
>h-he cute

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Press F for Robert

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I could say the same thing about your friends

If you had any

have sex tranny

>y- you're a b- big guy...

This, the only reason you go to the movies so you don't need to look at the fat chicks you pump and dump

>Close Robert's eyes
>Silently say a prayer
>Remove Robert's nametag
>Attach it to my lapel
I will continue his legacy of delivering Hollywood quality kino at affordable Middle-American prices. In a way, we are all just Roberts waiting to happen.

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We have to go back, back to the past

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>pov
>implying that Yea Forums is the shooter

We will meet again. But not yet. Not yet.

Dilate

Wake up Robert. It's time to serve the popcorn. Robert? Please wake up.

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shut the fuck up nigger

>and now, 30 years later, I still don't know why Robert did what he did... it should have been me...

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>The Shooter... the Shooter was a chad, user...
>What ? Robert that's impossible... only incels can be Shooters, nazi Yea Forums incels.
>They showed us during orientation... the Chad-Incel Paradigm, it's all engineered, user... They made us enforce the No Singles Policy... to CREATE Shooters...
>What...
>You were supposed to Shoot this kinoplex up, user... You were my mark... I was supposed to push you to your limit: forced penis inspections, girlfriend checks in the middle of the movie, the works...
>But I couldn't do it... you just... seemed like a good guy, user... I told myself, this time I'll give him a fried crab on the house, but tomorrow I'll put him in greenscreen bondage, send him down to the Capeshit Mines...
>But then the next day, you'd come in... and you'd seem happy when I greeted you... me, even though I'm black... I thought... heck... if this is a nazi incel... he's alright by me... !!
>Robert !
>... This is it for me... looks like the light's are coming on, heh...
>Tell me, user... the film... was it kino ? Was it... ...

kino

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Bruh...

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send me the invite

Whoa he was dead all along.

kino

It's so dense.

Why would I even go to the kinoplex if Robert is gone?

robert? more like NIGGER

To continue his legacy

I miss him so much bros ;_;

>Pablo was there too
scary

F

....
Robert....
I will put and end to the cycle of capeshit...
I will end this... for you... friend...

Why the fuck are made up stories about an imaginary theater worker bringing tears to my eyes

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The Robert meme has unironically helped me cure my racism. It's by no means gone, but I can definitely feel it going away.

Do you ever wonder if this guy knows there's a bunch of weirdos who talk about him all the time on the internet?

> >But then the next day, you'd come in... and you'd seem happy when I greeted you... me, even though I'm black... I thought... heck... if this is a nazi incel... he's alright by me... !!

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My apologies, Sir. Underaged Reddit users tend to put their Baneposting cutouts behind this counter from time to time, God bless them. Let me peel off this sticker here. There we go, "employee of the month." Haha. Anyways, here's a bucket of popcorn, on the house.

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Because he's real, user. He's real, to us...

>no Robert... it wasn't kino, none of it was
>but you were

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Robert is unironically the best thing to happen to this place

Do you think friendship can bloom in the kinoplex?

HOLY SHIT A ZOMBIE

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Harold knows about his meme status, he did a whole talk about it. I wonder if Robert does??

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>I'm glad you've come to our side, user. It's a shame how it happened... Robert was a good man. But with your help, we can stop the people who killed him.
>The enemy is more powerful than you can imagine. They've taken over every cinema this side of the planet, and now they're working on the other side. Pretty soon, what you and I call a kinoplex, won't exist: there'll be nothing but capeshit, far as the eye can see.
>It's gonna take everything we've got to stop them, and then some. But we won't be doing it alone.
>There's a man I want you to meet... he's going to be your partner. Ah, here he is. Gigachad, come on in. We were just about to discuss the plan...

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R-Robert? Is it really you?

*wakes up*

"My bad"

Robert don't go

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I was the shooter, that's what you fucking get for drafting me to the popcorn mines for 6 years. I saw men getting ripped apart by giant crabs and my leg had to get amputated, all because I called someone a nigger. Fuck you

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I'll never forget him bros

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HOW COULD YOU

as a boomer, I know this reference from my childhood

Well a while back all of his personal pictures/info was shared so I'm sure he has an idea.

IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGELS

Robert no!

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dilate you tranny freak

fucking based

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>user...
>user? You okay, pal? You had this weird look on your face, like you were having a vision or something.

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[bzzzzzzzzz] EXCUSE ME! [belch] This kinoplex has DREATHFUL service! [sweating] I have been sitting here for three minutes! I would like my popcorn now please! [farts] Where IS that boy? It's terribly taxing on my nerves to be kept waiting! [farts]

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>HAHAHAHA, just as planned
>It took me a while to find out Robert's weakness
>But I finally did
>and it was you user, you were his weakness
>Did you seriously think, you won these Joker free tickets by chance
>I knew that if I put you in danger, Robert would have to leave his bulletproof manger dome
>And as if on cue he did
>Now finally the kinoplex is all mine

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I also killed a janitor on my way out so now the theater is gonna get really filthy and stuff

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Literally better than anything hollywood has produced in 10 years and it's written for free on an anime website

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It was Robert, everything was kino

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Yeah surrounded by hundreds of Normies whispering, crunching, criknling wrappers, children crying, phone goes off, Chad quips at the screen every time a character does something, everyone claps at a big scene.... It's a terrible experience

Jokes on you, I brought a gun too

>taxing

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Maybe if you go to a standard theater instead of a proper Dolby Vision one

user now that my brother Robert is dead who will I go to movies with?

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F

you're thinking of a theater, we're talking kinoplex here

fucking robert threads man

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>A-user, tell me some stories from when you were in the popcorn mines, please

NOOOOOOOOOO ROBERT! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU NOW!!!
*runs toward shooter from behind with tears in eyes*