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let me tell you a couple of three things
Let me tell ya a couple of tree tings.
>I WANT THIS COCKSUCKER TO BLEED FROM HIS ASS, SKIPPER.
>Look, just like home!
Post the contruction workers edit
You said you were gonna take care of that fuckin' finoik!
Can you believe that fat fuck said I look like the shah of Iran?
>Fat piece of shit.
>IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
>10:30 gotta be. Hour and a half, lunch. Half way fucking point. Don’t look at your watch, not yet. Savor it treat yourself.
>10 to 11, maybe 5 till. Don’t look. Think of those sandwiches Jim made. When you eat your last bite, this day is halfway fucking over.
>11:30 has to be, look at the angle of the sun. Maybe even a quarter to 12. Okay look now….
>FUCK ME!
a black guy ... imagine that!
HNNG!
both me and my friend have finished the first 5 seasons and he wants to watch all of the last one together. is it worth it to wait until we can??? I really wanna see the rest Yea Forums
Fuck, yes. S6A is patchy, but S6B is kino.
>look at the angle of the sun
Gets me every time
>I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK! ALL YOU GUYS!
Just watch it by yourself, you won't be able to focus on the show with his dick in your mouth anyway.
>It could be a mid-life thing.
>Suckin' a cock?
>These two suck each other's cocks.
have to admit got pretty hot and bothered by this scene prolly wise advice
why was this the one scene in the whole show that had voice over dialogue
Tony had a voiceover in the pilot, but yeah, I suppose they wanted the audience to feel what Vito felt about working a real job.
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Yeah but his voiceover in the pilot is diegetic narration. That scene is literally just hearing inside Vito’s mind. Really strange choice for sure.
it's funny and there are no rules you have to abide by when making a sopranos episode so who cares
I agree, just interesting that they lasted so long without using such a standard technique and then decided this would be the only scene that used it. I don’t have a problem with it, it’s just another one of those bizarre sopranos things
>diegetic narration
she had decent tiddies
Yeah, like they saved using Sinatra's 'My Way' for Vito's car crash, as he was heading home to certain death.
Amen. I would plow her.
Great eyes too.
>What are you seeing?
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Based
thanks for taking one for the team so we can keep the thread going. truly an hero
IF I WERE A CAR-PEN-TER
AND YOU WERE A DOUCHEBAG
Where can I watch this kino?
top lmao
>orders a hit over the phone
WATCH IT, CHRISSY
Bimbo and the undead
he is a FAAAAAAG
>HOW GREEN WAS MY FUCKING VALLEY
Did tony really ever care for Christopher?
PRINCE ROGAINE!
he didn't say nuthin
He cared so much he neglected his own son.
Cristoffar
T is a sociopath.
So...maybe? Sometimes?
amazon prime or hbo
He loved him, as much as he could, but not more than himself.
if he's a sociopath why did he care so much about a hooah
Tony slowly opens the door to AJ's room, a small but long creaking sound is heard, AJ remains focused on his screen alternating between furious key tapping sessions and mouse scrolling.
Tony knocks on the door and makes a deep guttural sound to signal his presence.
TONY: AJ can I talk to you for a minute?
AJ: Tendies or fuck off wagie
TONY: Whaa?
AJ: You heard me wagie, I need my tendies for my cummies
TONY: The fuck's a wagie? And what's a cummie? AJ I swear to God if you don't start making sense now I'll beat the shit outta you. No more cars, No more TV, no more video games, no more mon-
AJ: Give me my tendies or fuck off wagie
Tony grabs AJ by the neck and throws him on his bed.
TONY: Listent to me you anemic fuck. I don't know what the fuck you mean by bunny or wagie but I'm the one feeding and clothing you so if you disrespect me one mo-
AJ: Wagie ragie better bring me my tendies
A look of disgust appears on Tony's face, deeply troubled by his son's behaviour he leaves the room without saying a word.
Momma
Ooohhhhhhhh
Do you even know what a sociopath are?
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A more apt description would be "Sociopathic tendencies"
It was Pie-Oh-My that really sent him over the edge. Sociopaths tend to have weird relationships with animals. Notice in Chris’s intervention scene how he gets more upset over Chris sitting on Adrianna’s dog than him beating Ade it fucking up the business by being high all the time
every screenshot and I can still hear the exact voices. Sopranos definitely is timeless.
D'you think Tone beat Pitbulls?
and*
YOU KNOW I'M FUCKING RIGHT. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT "4CHANG" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WOULD BE GREAT-GRAND-PARENTS BY NOW
Yes and then for 3 or 4 seasons he never hints that he even wants power. In fact he says the exact opposite.
Not what I said, learn to read.
You could notice a bit of that in Yea Forums overall too. Caturdays, doggos, trashbears and all that cute animal shit, but not really give a fuck when it's humans getting fucked.
Although it's to be expected. Some are just tryhard edgy, some may be genuine sociopaths and/or plain misanthropes.
I still cant believe this is real
I know, I loved jackie jr too!
probably misanthropes. Actual sociopaths aren’t really that common. I think it’s also that the internet distances you from tragedy and it’s harder to care than actually seeing it first hand
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>licks her lips while you strangle her
best girl comin thru
Don't they got some kinda medication dey take dese assholes?
It wont be cinematic
IMO, this website rarely helps, but unfortunately is the only social interaction and outlet for some. If they're schizos, then they're even less likely to seek help.
the joke is that it's actually a full sized glock, vito's hands are just that fat
the one who celebrates hanukkah, that's the best one
Why was she his wife in the coma dream ?
WHO ELSE?!?!
Fuckin D girl
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why didn’t David chase make more kino after the sopranos? He’s barely done anything since then
the only thing he's doing is lines of coke on tummies of scandinavian bikini models all day every day
He's making the prequel right now you sperglord.
Best goomar.
Dem feels.
He fucking better not make Tony a 20 year old in 1968. If Dickie died around 1970, it's impossible for Tony to have been an adult at that time.
But this is.
HNNG!
I think Chase will not have too much trouble working out the continuity for his own show. Mikey could pass for 16 to 26 really, and he will be doing this thing called acting, where he can play whatever age fits the role.
I went to school with an italian boxer who needed a full shave everyday before he even started high school. So if Gandalf older, he can still fit the role.
with all due respect, how can i see my motha with this kinda poly-count tone?
Watch those pixels chrissy.
She was godtier in that one episode.
They've shown pictures on set of a younger actor playing Tony as well as Gandolfini Jr, so it's probably going to play out over a number of years
I know he’s making the prequel now, but in the 12 years in between he’s barely done shit
>They haven't even modeled my hair right, Tone. Jesus Christ, fuckin' kill me now
You call creating and writing the Turkpranos nothing? Get da fuck outta heeeere
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
Anything that touches that girls pussy is off limits understand?
They really should produce a sequel with Meadow as boss
They where just bird watching
as if the mob could ever let a woman be boss
>forgetting about the Italy episode
20 years in a can, taking it up the ass.
twentiie faaakeein eeears
Fuck, it's that fucking zip Furio
When the paramedics found them, she had Tony's cock still in her mouth.
oh shit my bad you’re right
It was pretty unrealistic though
Above or below The Wire?
below technically and critically, but more beloved.
OHHHHHH you blow your father with that mouth?
heh
would never happen in the states.. never
In terms of plotting and density it’s below The Wire but it’s far more fun to watch. I love both of them for different reasons
he came all over the sunvisors
Gotcha, thanks.
say what u want but the way cris treats adriana and their relationship is absolut kino
Joey Peeps wanted that action.
Sopranos is better to rewatch
Whoa whoa whoa...Whaddyousay?
>Spec house
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The fuck ponzi scheme did he get wired into here?
he liked like just like walter liked bitch
aka that egotistic, selfish love you have for someone that you really care about but you consider yourself superior to, and will never tolerate any free-thought from
Anyone interested in a rewatch at
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I have every episode up to season 3 but cytube needs you to install a userscript for google drive videos,
marisa tomei looks like that??
>There is a mafia man named "President" on the series. Ekrem Altindagli lives with his wife and children. His family life is restless. Neriman, an old and grumpy mother, constantly raises trouble. His uncle, a mafia boss like himself, is like a nightmare with Payidar. Problems do not leave behind.
Turns out Tony wasn't Kevin Finnerty after all, his entire life was just a dream unlocked by his true turkish self.
>He never had the makings of a league futboller
What de fuck didi you said?
So what angle was Vito walking to Jackie Jr. here?
Did Jr really not recognize this guy or think that a fat fucking white guy in the middle of the hood was out of the ordinary? Especially considering the heat on him?
But with the help of his hot therapist Jubaila Meltem, he can confront his inner Djinn.
The Jacket! The Jacket! Waddafuk ya do with da Jacket junior!?
fuckin yikes
>By Allah, the jihad I would wage on her....
everyone here is a patrician that actually likes the ending, right? nobody would be here if they didn't like the ending, haha right guys?
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>He's a kebaaaaaaaaab
Yes pls
It makes sense that Tony's life would just continue and nothing at all happens to him, considering that's what happened to the real Tony Soprano.
Either that or the Vipers got him in the end.
Insulting me only makes me want to create more
It's a decent idea but the execution was awful, sorry
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You were supposed to call me a huge cocksucking faggot. You weren't supposed to apologize wtf are you even doing
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I get home in an hour or so, I'll start from season 1
She was technically underboss
>walking downhill with a wide view of everything in front of him
>the biggest fattest calzone in the show slowly walks up behind
>peewee gun doesnt recoil
>strawberry snow cone ice
probably the worst scene in the entire show
He was killed by some fat fuck in see-through socks
It was a joke
Worst scene would be the Carmella freeze wipe slomo thing
When did this happen?
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These sopranos threads are too good. Someone needs to come up with a forced meme like sneed to ruin them forever.
T only cares about people if they have value to him. When Chrissy started going more towards movie making (making less money for him) and being less reliable as a druggie (afraid he is gonna snitch) his love for him kept dropping. Same thing happened to Tony B. when he said he wanted to be a masseuse. The only thing stopping him was that he felt guilty because he didnt spend time in jail while tony b did.
When she was telling the teacher that she and Tony were getting back together
Finn DeTrolio..
up in tha club
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At least you posted the right image
i just finished the series last week over the course of a month or two. best non-reality show on television ever
working on Boardwalk and finished Deadwood right before
I think he'd have better luck as a masseur.
>Chris literally makes a power fantasy movie about killing tony
Probably not after
Although they had their differences, they really did love each other for the first three seasons. From Tony and Ade in the car crash onwards, their relationship just kept disintegrating:
1) Tony came to resent Chris because he'd seen Chris as his heir for years and trained him up, only for Chris to fuck it up by getting back on the booze and drugs all the time, which Tony got sick of as the seasons went on. Tony also despised Cleaver because it revealed to him what Chris REALLY still thought about Tony and Ade in that car.
2) Chris came to resent Tony because of the Tony/Ade car crash (which he never genuinely forgave him for, as per Cleaver), the return of Tony B (because Chris felt overlooked, and it brought back the bullying dynamic from when the three of them were younger), and the way he felt Tony would always goad him into drinking again, yet be the first to judge him afterwards.
The relationship came to its absolute nadir when Evidently Chickentown was playing over the Christening in Season 6. Tony and Chris both hug each other at what should be a wonderful ceremony, and then the camera shows their faces as they're locked in the hug and can't see each other - two painted-on smiles, hiding two black voids of simmering resentment. Their relationship has disappeared, and everything after this point (like Tony killing him) is almost irrelevant.
You gotta dubs in your thread
Worst scene would be the one where tony advertises Nissan's triple safety feature to all the armchair boomer dads watching. Or any of the other numerous blatant product placements for companies so keen to have the mafia advertise for them.
They don't even stick to 'meta' advertising, just blatant in your face shameless shilling.
What'd I tell ya, hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert people.
hahaha woah wtf someone else thought that scenes background looked like the battle from start wars 2? LoL
Try vagina next. All seasons are really great.
tony is a boomer and likes that sort of shit. like when he says "the springsteen boxset, i already got it". it fits his character really well
seethe
imagine not being able to watching kino HBO while also having sex
Season 1 rewatch started !
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Your Adriana waifu throwpillow doesn't count incel.
w-where could I buy one of these??
>they do it for free?
Is there such a thing?
David Chase has this outlet store in Istanbul...
For 20 years, i've wanted to fuck a woman. I've compromised.
i jacked off in a grilled cheese
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>MC Hammer
kek
How do I get userscript?
i just want to post and say that i really like this show.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, RALPH BUNCHE OVA HERE!?
Tony was 40 in 1999. So he was born in 1959.
If the new movie takes place during the Newark Riots (summer of 1967) then Tony should be 7 or 8 years old. Michael is 19.
That's too large of a gap to ignore.
Should I finish twin peaks or sopranos first?
YER FLEXXXIN!
>people NEVER talk about brands in real life
Everyone who complains about muh product placement must be an absolute shut in
Is funny because i remember this scene and then tony beating the shit out of AJ when the war starts only makes this more satisfying.
>the documentary the sopranos
No, this is the worst scene in the show
Her, Ade's mom, and Charmaine were the hottest women on the show. The MILFs were better than the goomars and younger women IMO
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You make a valid point, and I suggest the best way to sort out these discrepancies is to fight.
Post your address ITT. I am coming round there with Mikey Gandalf riding shotgun after the thread to sort you and your shit out.
Tampermonkey/Greasemonkey , just need to click install when the prompt pops up
Korean Masseuse detected.
It's such a great picture, it looks exactly like a mug shot. It's perfect.
IT'S MY MEDICATION
>you once tried to kill yourself using a cinder block, rope and a plastic bag over your head
>you didn't appreciate how fragile life can be
>now there is an explosive device around your neck, and the key to the lock on it is at the bottom of a pool full of double meatball, pepperoni, sausage, pepper and onion pizza
>if you can eat your way down, you may find the key and unlock it
>you have 60 minutes
>make a choice...live or die...
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They could have just done a close up of Vito's face instead of the gun. Put emotion, an empty expression, whatever. The gun would be just some unidentifiable ring of fire saturday night special at that point, instead of an obvious toy/prop. They could have even added weight to the scene with Vito's expression as he pulls the trigger. Instead we're left with "what the fuck is that gun" which leads to "where the fuck did he come from" or the other way around.
ADR in the sound of a Van door sliding open. Keep the focus on Vito's face instead of the gun. Boom, two birds stoned at once for that scene.
>Just finished the episode where Chrissy dies
what the fuck
Jesus that was an actual line? Chase should have self-immolated for that one, what a faggot.
Just remember they wrote that entire scene about a car crash at the school to tie into this scene
Do you not know what boomer dads are like? They talk to sales people and get easily brainwashed. Millennial iFags didn't fall very far from the trees.
kick your ass you fucking faggot
That's right, telephone tough guy... PUT VITO ON THE PHONE
Oof madonn gedda loada dis guy
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she was in walking dead
Have you played the pinball machine yet?
i have it was pretty decent
It should be you!
It should be you....
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PEEPS ?! IT WAS HIS FUCKING NICKNAME
I LIKE JUICE WITH SOME PULP
No Paulie or Chrissy voices? Disappointing to say the least
Just the doubles.
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I thought it was funny, user
>Woah woah wait a second
>I..it was the other way around
>..WHADTH?!
>vito was b.b.blowing the security guard
>SONOVABITCH!
WHATEVA HAPPENED THEAH?
hullo
HULLO!
According to ipdb, there is voice from those actors. But maybe not custom speech.
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Yeah, but that seemed like exactly the kind of bull shit that Tony and Carm would argue about. The tropicana label was a bit much, but fuck that's still better than "Uncle Jerry's Authentic Orange Juice Brand Orange Juice, from Florida."
HEEEEEEEEEEEELP
I see your pic related and raise you one Gary Coopah
Hilarious scene. I laugh out loud every time I watch it.
Tell em to suck a lemon
You forget that AJ burns the same car up by parking over some fucking leaves. I told you about the fucking catalytic converter on that car, AJ!
Also I think Tony throws a Nokia phone in the ocean at some point because it's a piece of shit, apparently.
poppers and weird sex
Could we please lower the air conditioning?
I'm watching the show for the first time because the board said it was good. My favorite characters are Paulie and Carmella.
MOAR PLOX
This is going suck so much ass, is chase paying for his cancer treatment with this or what?
soprabros who should i masturbate to and pretend its ade
Hands-down most intimidating fuck of the entire show
I watched the wire first and the sopranos seemed way too unrealistic in what they get away with. Of course its ten times more entertaining once you get over it.
>ade
whatever, adriana
what porn star kind of look like her and has her body? bonus points if its like slightly grainy 90s/2000s porn
>adriana
I think a part of it is that with animals getting killed or mutilated, a big issue for 4channelers is that the animal rarely did anything to deserve such treatment. Meanwhile Yea Forums operates on the assumption that most people are assholes; after all, aren't most of us just normal people, and this is how we spend our time? So when some human is killed or tortured, it's easier to rationalize that they had it coming.
FUCKING NIGGERS
How about this broad?
>But this is.
That scene was beyond kino.
Brutal
>Is your son, Jannie home?
>And who are you?
>We're with shitposters anonymous
I agree with this post.
I'll also say that this tendency is one of the "sociopath" tick boxes that most normies who don't qualify as sociopath tick.
Is this the most based and red pilled scene in television history?
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>Hates footfags
and THAT'S why he was based.
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#__#
In my lifetime, there will never be another show that will impact me like this one.
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bobby is cute!
THAT FUCKIN ANIMAL BLUNDETTO I CAN'T EVEN SAY HIS NAME
Vito comes from behind :^)
Gabeesh Yea Forums, my name is Kevin "Vinny" De Vincenzo.
I'm a 27 year old American Mafioso (wise guy for you finooks). I spend my days making collections for my caporegime and watching superior Italian movies & TV. (Goodfellas, Sopranos, Godfather series)
I train with my lead pipe every day, this superior weapon can break clean through your kneecaps because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I got made two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Italian fluently, both Brooklyn and the New Jersey dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Italian history and their omerta code, which I follow 100%
When I get my visa, I am moving to Atlantic City to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldato for the DiMeo family or a Bacciagaloop!
I own several tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Jersey, so I can fit in easier. I am always loyle to my capo and speak Italian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in New Jersey!
Adriana had amazing feet in that one scene with her and Christopher. Hot as fuck.
hehehehehehehehe
Based and dare I say.... gabagoolpilled?
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Those polish milkers yummy!
If Tony whacks Butchie here it probably saves his life, right? Who else would've ordered the hit on Tony after the final sit down?
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It was Sean! Just Sean!
If Tony whacked Butchie then things would have ended up completely different in the long run so it's impossible to say. But yeah, if Tony was killed Butchie would be a top contender.
Without question the worst scene. Have her die off screen between seasons. This shit was so jarring.
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up in thea club
someone please post the img with the quote
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I literally laugh every time I see this image.
What did Paulie mean by this?
>Shilling this hard to defend blatant cringey product placement.
Your The Sopranos (tm) official pasta sauce is nearly ready boomanon, go serve up and stop shitposting.
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What was Phil's problem?
If Tony killed Butchie he'd have no way to get to Phil and he'd get whacked for sure
20 YEARS IN THE CAN
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up in the club!