How is she so perfect?
How is she so perfect?
That’s my waifu
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
lol... "not" perfect
- burns the pod
- voiced by a black
- 2 dads
- doesn't shower
Imagine the smell between them two.
that's a goat faced midget though
Yoda had a daughter?
I bet grottans smell like wet moss and limestone. In other words perfect
If she has 2 dads does that mean that girls have a chance with that?
Probably, their society is a matriarchy after all.
She is not afraid to accept the protection and help by a brave and virtuous male.
ok so can I fap to her and Brea together?
>Brea hugged Rian but not Deet during their reunion in the last episode
Maybe find a better pairing.
Unrelated but SELADON IS A WHORE
rate
She has two dads? I never noticed.
Seladon lusts for the skeksis triple-cock
imagine the possibilities
The possibility that she is a whore
I get you're trying to be funny, but there are too many ranks. You should get rid of SSS and SSSS, and remove the gruenaks. Skekso and Skekmal should be in SSS. Skektek bionico should be SS, but Skektek regular should be C.
Tbh by the end of the show I was feeling Brea more
>kekso and Skekmal should be in SSS. Skektek bionico should be SS, but Skektek regular should be C.
NO
>- voiced by a black
PLEASE don't tell me this is true
Nathalie Emmanuel, the girl that played Danarys' slave aid, is the voice of Deet
>getting rid of peeper beetle
for shame
Yeah, she's voiced by the woman that played Missandei in GoT
Wait wait wait the spiders can make zombies? how the fuck they lose any battle with that shit
The gelfling probably wore masks.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you learn that when she finds her home smashed by spiders, and then when they're reunited, and the last shot where you see both of those men holding hands,
the real question is who her real parents are, and why they aren't raising her and the boy, stolen?
she looks more white than black to me
What are you even mad about. This just means we've seen Deet full body naked already.
could pass as a med
Maybe they're brothers. Gelfling are just weird like that.
but the joke is that skeksis hiss a lot
>Some dress to conceal their body
>Others ro reveal their nature
HAVE SKEKS INCELADON
well
pinknews.co.uk
>The show’s Twitter account confirmed that Deet comes from a same-sex parent family, sending viewers into a frenzy.
>he doesn’t dreamfast
Soo male gelfling can get pregnant? or what
raiding the surface people
>the traitor guard got Crystaled
nice fuck him
they were all traitor guard to skeksis
Do I watch the movie before the show, after the show, or after the second season?
>Spare Stone Wood
>Umm, Nop
>Pls
>No
Lmao Inceladon
>But we do drink their essence
up to you, the film will give you an idea of how the story is going to end in this series since these events precede it chronologically
post the ass gif
is being sexually attracted to puppets worse or better than being attracted to cartoons/"anime"?
Better because they're real and you could probably get some company to make you a real doll model of it.
better. at least puppets are real.
innocent gelfling
thats why her corrupten is even sweeter
GAYS STEAL KIDS
NIGGERS
and of course JEWS
degenerates DEGENERATES!!
S1 Ep3:
>eyy yo podmans, wuzz up yo lil brown shiz nigga *steals spoon*
how comes you didnt notice?
This makes me even harder.
based ecmajor
Because she’s honorable, compassionate, and pure.
I wonder who her mother was
>Hup is a nobody keeping up a charade the best he can of being a knight, but his aspirations are true and he uses them to defend his friends and honor despite what the world throws at him
>He’s basically Podling Don Quixote
Is there any character in this series more kino than /ourpotato/?
I think deet didn't actually give her warning to anyone, her quest literally went nowhere
Perfectly acceptable.
Khaleesi?
Based hup poster
She didn't have to, they all dreamfasted together in the dreamscape Aughra took them too.
She was so pure, that's why this scene was heartbreaking.
started watching it late last night, surprisingly kino, thanks for the recco Yea Forums
sh-she’s gonna be okay right?
RIGHT?
he is /ourguy/ for we all wish to be something greater than we truely are
I hope he does well in S2
you may recall her brief flashing vision of sitting on the skeksis emperor's throne
well we know she wont make it to the original movie
That was the all-maudra's throne
She's a podling kissing slut. Get real, Brea is better.
ah, well whatever she's not going to good places
Nah, it was the Skeksis throne room
D A R K E D
I figure the Emperor is going to try and manipulate her through the Darkening inside her.
No, that was definitely the Skeksis throne.
Are you gay?
All hail God-Empress Deet!
Or maybe she takes over. A Dark Phoenix Deet would be fucking cringe and too tropey though, so I hope to god this isn't the case.
That whole scene with her leaving was great.
BETWEEN THE PLANES
The environment around her getting corrupted and dying was great.
Also checked
>Nathalie Emmanue
makes it even hotter
>nose ring
Y I K E S
Personally I like a niggress that knows she's not better than cattle.
how do you control your slaves?
when is series two out?
2023
the darkening rape her innocence out
so sad boys
but also hot
draining their essence
What was his line again?
draining their essence ends up them having no slaves at all.
>some days you drank purple
>other days purple drank you
ok retard
god we are so close to vr fantasy realities
so so close
imagine the greatest tier of wish fulfillment media, almost convincing you of its reality
i've watched the movie and the series...... now what?
the documentary, the comics and the books.
wait the books are prequels to a prequel? where does it end
>watch series expecting nothing
>discover kino instead
GUYS this show is amazing
>grottans don't wash their hands
IMAGINE
Grottans don't smell! That's a stereotype!
SEASON 2 WHEN
>SEASON 2 WHEN
SEASON 2 WHEN
>SEASON 2 WHEN
SEASON 2 WHEN
>SEASON 2 WHEN
SEASON 2 WHEN
>SEASON 2 WHEN
Grottans are the Poo's of Thra.
>not the Podlings
yeah podlinga literally eat shit off the ground come on man
I cant stop thinking about this show and about cute Deet
Im lovin it
Season 2 soon YES?! Pleaaaase
>can't order deet sex doll because the it would never get past toll
why even live?
the series is just 30 years befor the movie
the comics and books are thousand years back
stop your racist propaganda right there, scum
she looks fucking disgusting. jesus christ you stupid incel virgins are so fucking pathetic, latching onto anything with a hole. Fucking suicide already fuckwits
ne propaganda, fact
you have to hear her talk
Might check out the books. tv/movie tie in books just aren't generally very good, but who knows.
Keep seething toastie. You'll never reach this level of cuteness.
Looks aren't everything, she has a wonderful personality.
Brea is clearly Superior
>UHHHHHHH
>no
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its also her voice and cute personality
How many takes do you think it took to get that perfect pirouette that shows everything and nothing. What would you do to get your hands on the blooper reel?
Gelflings don't have holes, they're pure, you filthy fucking pervert.
very based
when did rankings start getting these Spanish labela
>nothing
Oh it shows enough
If Gelfling don't have hole, where does puppeteer stick his hand, hmmmMMMmmmm?
bueno
ok
1:0 for you, pervert
would
ayy lo que le haria a la morenita
I love this little guy.
>After all the shit Inceladon did nobody calls her out except the skeksis
You giant faggot.
Stupid mudeating slave
Do we have a Virgeneral vs Chaderlain picture yet? We should.
She is beautiful.
Why was he sexually harassed? As a male I felt uncomfortable with this scene, what were the writers thinking?
nobody stopping you
Not yet. Let skekTek work on the process more. By the time of the film he's made it so it zombifies people instead of killing them.
movie first you retard
if you werent underage you would have already saw it
Time to make...my move
My total lack of ability is.
I wanna make mixed babies with her
not so fast
I challange you to a sword fight. against a rock
HmmmMMMMmmmm
>ywn be able to save the fun one.
Who's your favorite minor Skeksis? If we take Chamberlain, Emperor and Hunter as the lead Skeksis.
Imagine fucking her meanwhile she's doing Deet voice Hmmmmmhhhhh
Trial by bone(r)!
Why is she so smug?
I would if I knew how fucking feels like
people say like a bag of coins but I think they are just making fun of me
Noooo Anons don't fight YES
I never realized how nice Nathalie Emmanuel's voice was til it was all of her that appeared on this show.
Scroll Keeper or Scientist
Puppetry!
skekTek cracked me up, some of Hamill's funniest work
>PREVARICATOOOR!
It should have been that traitorous slut Seladon that died.
Can't believe how quickly they all forgave her.
Chamberlain! Explain this NEFARIOUS INTRUSION!
Unexpected kino: The show
She probably stinks.
That's an unfounded stereotype spread by snooty Vapras.
mother nature can't sexually harass you, dingus
What the fuck was his problem?
oh god I hope so
I would dive in so deep in her handhole and sniff so hard I create vacuum so intense she implodes
>Death is unnatural. Death is cruel joke! Death mocks life, mocks Skeksis! But no more. Skeksis conquer death! And you Gelfling would do same in Skeksis' place.
>You live only a few trine. Skeksis are immortal. We are to you as you are to crawlies. The choice is pets or enemies. Choose wisely.
What a kino scene
He just wanted to hunt stuff.
Why does he wear the mask?
>rian agrees to go back after chamberlain offers to let him go
>drenchen come to the rescue and he leaves anyway
Why
He's a big guy.
Tell me about skekMAL! Why does he wear the mmMMMmmask!
*triple pisses in your path*
Testosterone overdose
he know he wasn´t alone
Peer pressure
IT DOESNT MATTER WHO WE ARE
WHAT MATTERS IS THE HUNT
>Gelflings complain about Skeksis keeping them down
>Practice a caste system among themselves
>Also keep another race, Podlings, at the very bottom
Hmm...
>Hunter is a energetic beast that leaps from trees and bursts out of the ground
>Archer seemingly appears anywhere and rapid fires arrows like a pro
What was the original urSkek like?
Probably an MLG supergaymer who could noscoop anyone
Artist's conception based on surviving records
The average /k/ poster
Blessings to you fellow Hupposter
hmmmmmm
Hup will spoon innards out of anyone that hurt Deet!
I like General and Scrollkeeper
Hmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Skeksis taught them, through lies and deception, to act like that, Skeksis mold their society. The Chamberlain says, he sow lies and watch them grow intro truth.
Before the Skeksis time, all of Thra races were equal and in balance.
HmmmMMMmmmm
I THINK THAT URVA IS TRYING TO KILL ME
JUMPING FROM CLIFFS AND DESTROYING MY MIND
NO CREATURE OF THRA COULD EVER STOP ME
THE FIGHT FOR THE HUNT IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
TRAITOR GELF, TROPHY ELF
TRAITOR GELF, TROPHY ELF
WHAT REMORSELESS “MY EMPEROR” COMMANDS ME
I NO LONGER GOVERN MY OTHER HALF
I AM COMPLETELY IMMERSED IN THE DARKENING
AS I TURN MY BODY AWAY FROM THE SUNS
TRAITOR GELF, TROPHY ELF
TRAITOR GELF, TROPHY ELF
SKEK YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND ESSENCE
WHEN YOU SEE THE REBEL GELFLING
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR SWORDS SKEKS
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY MASK IS WHAT PROPELS ME
FOUR BLADES THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS POINTED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
TRAITOR GELF, TROPHY ELF
TRAITOR GELF, TROPHY ELF
we all saw miss sunday die this is black manic,have you lost your minds?
mmmmMMMMmmm
hmmmm?
Hmmmmmmm
>shitskins actually believe this
>SkekMal enters the fight
>it ain’t mmmmmMMMMMMmmme starts playing
What did he mean by this?
HmmMMMMmm
Na bro, even the Skeksis seem to believe that Gelflings are closest to Thra, so it's a pre-Skeksis concept.
based ENHANCE user
Hey this seat's free, I'm just gonna sit here, that's alright right?
That was a system put in place by the skeksis so the gelfling wouldn't unify. There were several clans but they were equal, the ranking came later.
i didnt refute that. i just point that the cast sistem and neglecting other 'inferior' races is not the original gelfling way. that thing was skeksis doing.
That's not enhanced, it's just perfectly paused. THIS is enhanced
*plans vengeance for this act*
This based motherfucker will turn up in season 2 right?
Porn parody when, boys?
Chamberlain go and stay go
all of those gelflings will die
oh hello Hup
Imagine you're fucking Nathalie Emmanuel and as you cum you go DEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>No it will be better
poor Rian these who didn't saw the movie are going to get a Red Wedding 100x times worse
Imagine if she masturbates with a Hup spoon shape dildo
>not wanting the Slave Master
Has a missing eye and hand. The war is going to be savage.
*chair clatters*
both based and cringe
but the bug her mind merged with lives.
Will they use it on a season 2?
Like what you see, eh? They don't show THAT in anatomy books!
>You thought this was water, didn't you?
So what is the technology level of the Skeksis if the Scientist was able to make himself a fucking robot eye? Why doesn't he just make everyone robot limbs and shit?
Because they don't need robot limbs.
Looking forward to what they do with the Slavemaster and Treasurer, since they were background characters in the film. I would assume Treasurer would be comic relief to replace the Collector.
He does if they need them, see
Aren't two of their four arms shriveled messes?
at least alien level, probably only limited by ressources
He has a robotic arm and leg by the time of the film so yeah, he can do that.
Everyone except for the Hunter, who has four fully functioning arms.
Nope THIS is enhanced
he disnt skip 2nd pair arms day
The heretic and the wanderer are cute!
Seladon didn’t even apologize. The fuck
WE
ARE
...
ETERNAAAL!!!
So do Skeksis have three dicks or just three holes on them?
a filthy poser that will go on for hours about subjects he has no domain over?
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Why is Skeksil so great?
Top sKek
>changes basically nothing
>calls it enhanced
Let me show you how it's done
he replaces the general
This
*cheerfully paints your corpse*
Probably three dicks since the streams didn't all start at once. Unless they can close their holes.
>Time to make...my move
Much more successfully.
always loved his deafening voice in the film, I hope they get a close replacement
>GARTHIM WARRIORS! ATTACK!
If that's the case, will the bug latch onto another and that becomes their sister? Podling-Tavra?
*remorselessly scares you as a child*
How're they scary? All they do is walk through walls and be big silly beetles.
UrSkek technology is a mixture of bizarre Dark Crystal physics and magic.
They looked scary, with all the scuttling legs and size
I mean, those sword-claws could probably gut you in an instant, realistically speaking.
You're scary with that incel look in your eyes.
Has anyone claimed this waifu? Well, she's mine now.
>ywn slide your arm up her puppet hole
>voiced by the hottest chick in GOT
B A S E D
POOR LITTLE GELFLING
Perhaps spiritually more balanced? So was damaged by the split less.
I will not DIE! I WILL NOT BE DUST!
Why is there a human stuck to her butt?
Oh well. Someone get the hoover.
>Quote from Skeksis turned to dust
FACT: Podlings are the filthiest race in all of Thra. Fill the Baths, Wash War now.
Shy do Skeksis crumble but Mystics fade away?
They're evil.
>my only regret... is that I had... darkeningitis...
Great call back (forward?) to the original
Skeksis put all their attention on physical needs. Mystics don't really care.
Gee skekMal, how come your Emperor lets you have FOUR swords?
He's going to get cucked, isn't he?
He's probably going to take their child, Jen, into the mystic's hideout village... then die. Fuck...
why can't they learn to speak the same language as everyone else
got no patience for their ebonix
Skekshod the treasurer will be there to drive home the jew theories
Christ I wish there was a soap opera of just the Skeksis hanging out at the castle and being awful to each other.
Skeksis get Ipad
Beach episode when?
because Skeksis are the material focused half and mystics are the spiritual focused half.
ought to tweet that to her lol
I contest that claim, but holy hell she (he?) is scary in the movie.
No, he will try to save Deet but the Darkening will make her go temporarily insane and she'll accidentally murder him. Then she'll be full of regret for half a season.
"The Skeksis Have a Feast"
"The Skeksis Get Cable"
"The Skeksis Go on Holiday"
"The Skeksis Have a Baseball Game"
"The Skeksis Swap Jobs for a Day"
Am I the only one that thinks the shows shit?
Loads of padding, characters dying then not dying then dying then not dying, action scenes are like something from a modern seagal movie, I'm gonna go full incel and say there are too many women characters too- not that they should be mend there's just too many random chicks that don't really do anything. Ten episodes and nobody has really died on the telling end of things but we lost 2 Skek. The "battle" in the final episode was retarded to the point I don't even know where to begin, I think the worst was "yay the Skeksis are running away", holy shit they're routed just run them down with your spider army and finish the job theres like half a dozen of them.
Honestly the Skeksis are the only thing keeping me watching the show. The gelfling shit is so bad.
P*dlings need to get the fuck out of Stone in the Wood and stay out. I saw some fucking pogger attack a group of innocent Gelflings for asking a Grottan to wash her hands in accordance with health and safety codes. Fucking poggers man.
Deet looks so confused to be a puppet.
I think she knows what her own cooch looks like.
you mean sitcom
>Chamb enters castle
>backgroundlaughter
>mhhmmmm
>everyone cant hold it any more. whistles.
>time to make my mooove
>laughing track again
Ritual Master is batshit crazy in the film too, he shows moments of it in the series but he's more pompous and delusional.
You have no soul, go back to your pew-pew videogames.
Skeksis lack a soul, they are the sins and baser drives stripped out of the mystics animated and given form
>even responding to it at all
you mean half an episode
Yeah but she needs to know some gelf fucker magnified and enhanced it until it takes up a whole still.
are they retconning the film since jen is a complete fuckong faggot
Umm... no!
die
I want this.
If the UrSkeks are aliens and not of Thra why were they effected by the shattering of the crystal, the heart of Thra?
"No!"
What's the point of this if we know they all lose and everyone dies?
It was from a pre #metoo era
to watch everyone die
>snooping through Scientist's stuff
>"Chamberlain! Explain this nefarious intrusion!"
>audience: "oooOOOOOoooh!
The crystal is the epicenter of the darkening, which is right where they live. They need it for immortality, but it's also killing them.
>Gelfling! Did did you go Gelfling! skekSil just want to make deal with Gelfling, yes! Hmmmm... skekSil and Gelfling join forced against the Generaland the Emperor, yes! skekSil will be king Emperor to the Gelfling!
I still don't get them letting the Skeksis run away, although I guess the naivety of the Gelflings is as good a reason as any. Wish they had a more concrete escape or something though.
Why was the Emperor so based
No I mean way back, the breaking off of the shard is what broke them into Urru and Skeks
N
I don't even remember her in the movie, I thought she was new for diversity's sake
No, that's the boogery one.
Nah. I remember in the movie it's the one who goes "uhhhhmmm it's DELICIOUS" during the feast scene.
For some reason never considered it was female. Do skeksis even have genders?
>cool voice
>sacrifices himself to control the darkness for the good of all skeksis
>shuts down gelfling shits
>goes above and beyond to save the hunter
>cool beak ornament
>best and most expensive figurine
Would reelect desu
mhhhh
They're hermaphordites IIRC
Nope theres a few other contrarian faggots around here too.
This. Once the gelfling shit is over I want a hundred trine of black comedy castle shenanigans, a castle full of immortal bird lizards that all hate each other but have to conform to their roles in their miniature society. Would be kino.
One episode should have a labyrinth crossover when the Emperor has a "dream".
The mystics are all decidedly male, so....uh oh.
When the fuck were they implied to be in a relationship? Onica is the soothsayer chick for those that don't know.
There's 10 Skeksis left by the time of the film, three of them haven't appeared in the show yet (Garthim-Master, Treasurer and Slavemaster), and four were new for the show, those being Collector, General, Hunter and Heretic. Ornamentalist was in the film.
>WE WERE ON A MUTUALLY AGREED DISENGAGEMENT
The whole show, and this is what they take away from it. It's amazing how scary it is.
All the confrontations have fake tension and nonsense conclusions.
Did they share a single scene together?
No gay skeks?
I want to see Chamberlain penetrate the scroll keeper in graphic progressive woke detail. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>diversity in gelfling positions of power
It's 100% women. These people have forgotten the definition of diversity
new
Someone give that ugly skek some EsSeNcE!!!
>Skekfeld
Fund it
I didn't notice any lesbians or this 2 dads shit.