THE METROID MOVIE

CAST IT!

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Your mom

Idris Elba

As Metroid

No. Motherbrain.

>a movie with no dialouge

Lauren Southern

No. Ridley.

John Boyega as SamuBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHLEGARGLEAAAAA*choke gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!

Ryan Gosling as the cool Metroid robotguy.

Debecki

Charlize Theron looked very Samus-like in Prometheus, too bad 7 years ago and she is now 44.

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Elizabeth Debicki or Gwendoline Christie as Samus

Samus is 6ft 3in and Blonde, it only makes sense to cast a 6ft 3in Blonde Actress

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doesn't it have like one character? i guess that tall knight woman from game of thrones.

This is Hollywood, it only makes sense that a black person plays Samus

Me as the metroid and I'll suck on Samus' milkers

Samus is played by a generic stunt man, never takes the helmet off, maybe hire a VA to do generic grunts and heavy breathing.

All enemies are CGI.

Film plays out a bit like Dredd - Samus lands on a planet after Ridley escapes with the last Metroid, has a number of enemies to kill, and kills them in spectacular CGI action scenes.

>Samus is 6ft 3in

People insist on that as being rock-solid canon, when in fact the source of such star is an old Nintendo Power article. Samus has never been depicted as this huge amazon-like woman in the games, quite the contrary actually.

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Don't show Metroid under her helmet. If you have to, do it for a few seconds like the ending of Prime. Digitized voice to hide her gender, but she shouldn't say much anyway.

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>Other M as his source
And the Gravity suit just produces a purple glow around Samus right?

As all the characters in the movie

>Digitized voice to hide her gender

For what purpose, anybody interested already knos, and the people who don't know will get her identity spoilered by reading a "Top Ten things you need to know before watching the Metroid movie" article on buzzfeed or something like that.

Some generic lesbian whore as samus

I don't like Other M, but it is a more solid source than a fucking Nintendo Power article from decades ago.

>he doesnt want samus to be a 6ft 38n amazonian goddess

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Here is your blonde Samus, bro.

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Nope, it is not that *I* don't want, but that Nintendo doesn't want her to be that way and it's delusional to not accept it.

Tessa Thompson?

Dis

Saminiqua Nigron

Biel

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>but it is a more solid source than a fucking Nintendo Power article
The source isn't Nintendo Power it was the manual for Metroid II.

god damn manchild

they'd prolly make metroid a woman or some shit.

Mackenzie Davis as Samus
Christoph Waltz as Adam
Me as Ridley
Rest is CG

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Brie

I would have loved to remodel her asshole 15 years ago if you know what I mean

This, also do a Metroid NES style reveal at the end

She's the only one who cares/knows about the franchise at least.

Brie Larson as Samus.

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>mfw was replaying Fusion the other day
I know it's more linear or whatever, but damn it was so kino. Like a mini Dead Space.

what about a Saoirse Ronan Samus?

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>Not raising Levi Stubbs from the grave and casting him as Mother Brain again