CAST IT!
THE METROID MOVIE
Your mom
Idris Elba
As Metroid
No. Motherbrain.
>a movie with no dialouge
Lauren Southern
No. Ridley.
John Boyega as SamuBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHLEGARGLEAAAAA*choke gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!
Ryan Gosling as the cool Metroid robotguy.
Debecki
Charlize Theron looked very Samus-like in Prometheus, too bad 7 years ago and she is now 44.
Elizabeth Debicki or Gwendoline Christie as Samus
Samus is 6ft 3in and Blonde, it only makes sense to cast a 6ft 3in Blonde Actress
doesn't it have like one character? i guess that tall knight woman from game of thrones.
This is Hollywood, it only makes sense that a black person plays Samus
Me as the metroid and I'll suck on Samus' milkers
Samus is played by a generic stunt man, never takes the helmet off, maybe hire a VA to do generic grunts and heavy breathing.
All enemies are CGI.
Film plays out a bit like Dredd - Samus lands on a planet after Ridley escapes with the last Metroid, has a number of enemies to kill, and kills them in spectacular CGI action scenes.
>Samus is 6ft 3in
People insist on that as being rock-solid canon, when in fact the source of such star is an old Nintendo Power article. Samus has never been depicted as this huge amazon-like woman in the games, quite the contrary actually.
Don't show Metroid under her helmet. If you have to, do it for a few seconds like the ending of Prime. Digitized voice to hide her gender, but she shouldn't say much anyway.
>Other M as his source
And the Gravity suit just produces a purple glow around Samus right?
As all the characters in the movie
>Digitized voice to hide her gender
For what purpose, anybody interested already knos, and the people who don't know will get her identity spoilered by reading a "Top Ten things you need to know before watching the Metroid movie" article on buzzfeed or something like that.
Some generic lesbian whore as samus
I don't like Other M, but it is a more solid source than a fucking Nintendo Power article from decades ago.
>he doesnt want samus to be a 6ft 38n amazonian goddess
Here is your blonde Samus, bro.
Nope, it is not that *I* don't want, but that Nintendo doesn't want her to be that way and it's delusional to not accept it.
Tessa Thompson?
Dis
Saminiqua Nigron
Biel
>but it is a more solid source than a fucking Nintendo Power article
The source isn't Nintendo Power it was the manual for Metroid II.
god damn manchild
they'd prolly make metroid a woman or some shit.
Mackenzie Davis as Samus
Christoph Waltz as Adam
Me as Ridley
Rest is CG
Brie
I would have loved to remodel her asshole 15 years ago if you know what I mean
This, also do a Metroid NES style reveal at the end
She's the only one who cares/knows about the franchise at least.
Brie Larson as Samus.
>mfw was replaying Fusion the other day
I know it's more linear or whatever, but damn it was so kino. Like a mini Dead Space.
what about a Saoirse Ronan Samus?
>Not raising Levi Stubbs from the grave and casting him as Mother Brain again