ITT: come up with a zombie simpsons episode plot

Milhouse becomes a sneedcel

HOMER BUYS AN IPAD

Bart becomes an incel, but lisa saves him and he becomes anti incel and fights against the wage gap and shit.

Bart discovers sneedposting. Lisa starts Maskposting in an effort to counter his cringe dead meme.

homer drive uber
ned order uber
homer show up in ned car

Sneed discovers seedposting. Chuck starts feedposting in an effort to fuck and suck his city slicker car.

lisa vote for bernie
bernie give free college
lisa go to free college and boos jordan peterson

Jordan Peterson guest star episode where Lisa says something to the effect of "I disagree with you but I will fight to tour right for free speech" but then the rest of the episode just mocks him and his ideas.

Bart learns about the health benefits of weed from the older men who gave it to him, then he hangs out in their drug den every day

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Hans Moleman gets a detective novel published, and Homer discovers Indian food.

Sneeeeeed

homer gets a farm

lisa kills drumpf, everyone stands up and claps

>Writers have opinion
>Lisa agrees with that opinion
>Every dumb character disagrees with her
>She turns out to be right (in the simpsons world, not the real world)
>Everyone besides Trump apologizes and Trump gets killed

Why?
Stop.

Jesus

kinda messed up desu

I got a good plot hear me out.

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It's set in an alternate Springfield where everybody is really into this card game called sneed-gi-oh!

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Homer goes to Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's) and Sneed Jr outside the store challenges Homer to a duel because he's a city slicker.

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Homer accepts the duel expecting to win. His deck is humble but it has the heart of the cards in it!

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I feel like shooting myself.

Sneed Jr chuckles (formerly sneedles) at Homer. Homer frowns as Sneed Jr says...

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EXODIA OBLITERATE

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Based

based

Bart gets aids

Homer does twitch asmr donut eating stream

I'm a sick chuck I like a quick fuck

Marg fuck da dog

Lisa joins Antifa, milkshakes a Nazi, enjoys it, but decides her time is better spent campaigning for Elizabeth Warren.

B Plot: Ned's son comes out as gay. Preacher explains Gawd loves everyone.

Homer get iPad
Bart get Bitcoin
Sneed get tinder

Mr burns opens a feed and seed and becomes mr sneed

>have episode where bart becomes a s a d b o i
>Bart listens to synthwave and vaporwave
>smokes pot and drinks Arizona Greentea™
>Lisa has an abortion for like no reason and is brave for it
>Homer gets on the Trump train, but is humiliated, demoralized, and gets shit on.
>He gets shown the "error of his ways" and goes full Elizabeth Warren after Lisa talks about her
>Marge has an abortion too and has an affair but the show makes Homer look bad

I bet you think that was really clever and funny. I can just picture you giggling to yourself in your dark smelly bedroom and you type on your cheeto-covered key board, thinking about how subtle and coy you are when, in fact, you're simply just shitting out the same tired, unfunny meme that only autists like you enjoy. There's a reason the stickied post on the Simpsons Shitposting subreddit is a Sneed meme - because only an immature, mentally stunted Redditor would get any enjoyment out of Sneedposting.

>bart goes on Redditchan
>becomes an Incel
>has incel rage
>Lisa blue pills him
>he goes trans
>everyone claps

>marge opens another business for the billionth time proving that womyn can do anything and shit closes and the end of the episode so shit can reset itself again

Sneed becomes a city slicker

I could see this, maybe not the trans part

Cant wait for them to make maggie trans and have her officially retire her bow

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