Who would play you in your biopic?

the guy just needs to train his neck and he's good

Jake Gyllenhaal

Fat rob gronkowski

any x-files monster of the week actor could because they all have my posture

Jack Black circa The Pick of Destiny

Probably that fat dude from Lost.

jason statham

prime arnold schwarzenegger with a log on his shoulder

Karl Urban dubbed by Kiefer Sutherland

is this the UC who arrests Badger?

David Blue before he lost his SG:U weight.

women and minorities

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Alex Lawther

yes

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Add 300 pounds to OPs pic and you got me

Classic.

River Phoenix or Diego Luna

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Gigachad will play me

>Yes i am you, hiw could you tell ?

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Does he only sign a contract if he gets to play a cringe over the top role?

Classic choice

Some fat ugly jew take your pic

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For me it's Madhur Mittal

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Danny DeVito and Jason Alexander are both too old, what other fat balding manlets are there in Hollywood right now?

michael cera

But they look nothing alike?

classic

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I was surprised when discovered that he played the bridge guardian in Thor Ragnarok

johna hill

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Unironically, Forest Whitaker.

A younger, uglier version of Leonardo Dicaprio.

Didnt mean to reply lol

Warwick Davis

pasta la vista, baby

Who should play me?

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