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I’m going to kill myself tomorrow
Sebastian Fisher
Colton Nelson
SNEEDLE IN THE HAYYYYYYYYYY
Brandon Allen
What's a quick/painless way to do it?
Christian Hernandez
fire
Jace Ross
U FUCK
YOU DESECRATED THIS THREAD, FORMALLY UNDESECRATED
Ian Gutierrez
Bentley Ortiz
>"I’m going to kill myself tomorrow"
>kills himself 4 seconds later
what time was it? 12:59 PM?
Cooper Bennett
dont do it user its a very grave sin
Zachary Gray
Drinking bleach
David Murphy
These both sound slow/painful. You wouldn't dupe me would you, anons?
Tyler Young
hire the mexican pitbull
Tyler Campbell
FIRE
Jaxon Thomas
This is one of my favourite scenes in a movie and I don't even like Weswhimsy Anderson
Hudson Jones
>"I'm going to kill myself tomorrow"
>Proceeds to kill himself 5 seconds later
What did he mean by this?
Christopher Reyes
You too?
Julian Williams
They are. Exit bag filled with helium is memed for a reason friend.
David Ward
It means he's a weak-willed faggot that can't commit to his plans.
Jose Gonzalez
Suicide by cop
Matthew Martin
He was talking to his barber, Tom Orrow
Ryan Bennett
I'm white
Kevin Richardson
IF you're serious, go somewhere far away from anyone you care about. If you kill yourself in your home or anywhere near the people you care about, they'll have to clean up and you'll seriously wreck the property value.
IF you want to die fast, shoot yourself in the head. Fast, cheap, painless.
Think about safety and clean up first. Make sure there's no chance of hurting anyone else with the bullet. Get a tarp, lay some plastic down. Blow your fuckin' mind champ and enjoy eternity.
Now that that's out of the way, don't fucking do it dude. Shit's a bad idea. Whatever it is that you're afraid of, or whatever pain you're facing, I promise you eating a bullet is the wrong move. Whatever is making your life bad enough that you think death is better, just remind yourself that death is the alternative and behave like it. If you're lonely? Go talk to chicks/dudes. What's the worst that could happen? Rejection? Fuck that, you were about to kill yourself, remember? Just do it. Want to lose weight? Dieting is nothing compared to facing your own mortality. Eat a fucking salad and run champ, you almost died. Dick too small? Buy a dildo and learn to love giving oral. In crazy amounts of debt? Leave the fucking country.
You think you're at the end of things, but the truth is you've just given yourself a fucking open ticket to doing whatever the fuck you want.
Adrian Taylor
Don't. You'll miss out on some kino.
Brody Jones
He's taken off a shoe and it looks like he's crying
Camden Carter
This guy gets it.
Once it clicked that I only have one life on this Earth, I started living my second life.
Kevin Rogers
>open duckduckgo
>search "painless suicide"
>???
>profit
The one who is both cheap and painless, is Carbon Monoxide Inhalation. You will just get dizzy and fall sleep, dying while sleeping. Either make fire in a clsoed space like a bathroom, or redirect the car smoke to the inside of it while all the holes are taped. Unless you have asma, it is not painful.
Tell Satan I'm eager for him to fuck my boipussy
Juan Robinson
You don't have a second life, loser. Have some balls to admit that you're just chicken to take your own life. That gibberish about 'muh second life' is just pathetic
Nicholas Robinson
Dont kill yourself bros
You get over it eventually
Kevin Scott
Shaving my hair before trying to commit suicide was an interesting time. It's funny because in the time it took my hair to grow again I didn't see a single person, so nobody knows I did it.
Xavier Morris
>concern for property value ahead of "don't do it" speech
Based homeowner
Jayden Lee
dumb take
death is not an 'alternative', it's an inevitability
the only choice is either now, fast and relatively painless
or after 40 more years of wageslaving, eating shit and only getting fucked by life; old, sick and pissing yourself
Asher Diaz
Jesus Christ dude, OP could slit his wrists with that edge.
David Sanchez
It's a little corny but that's kind of uncalled for
Ian Adams
where did you hide for months?
Logan Sullivan
you forgot making everybody pay, aka the secret ending
Mason Johnson
>12:59 PM?
Wyatt Watson
h-haha what an edgelord, am i rite guys?
Caleb Carter
It's complicated.
Luis Murphy
According to this chart it's a shotgun blast to the face.
Remember kids: If you only have a pistol, remember to fill your mouth with water before you wrap your lips around a glock.
Jaxon Gray
>making everybody pay
>secret ending
Naw, bitch. That's the cuck ending. The real secret ending is living for yourself. If you were gonna off yourself anyway just fuck bitches and do whatever the fuck you want. Taking shit out on others doing shit you're too chicken shit to do is maximum cuck.
Benjamin Long
>If you only have a pistol, remember to fill your mouth with water
I've heard this before, but I still don't know what's up with that. Does it have anything to do with pressure or something?
Brody Wilson
sorry you'll never unlock the blaze of glory achievement. no one should die alone
Camden Smith
Cool.. do a backflip
Ayden Sanders
Youre putting it off and wont end up doing it. Like everything else in your life. because youre pathetic.
Luis White
>ur a coward if u dont commit suicide
lmaoing at you my man
Jordan Hall
Nah, the water will stop the bullet enough that you dont die, like Fight Club. You will then realise that life is just a game and its all good. Cheers
Jeremiah Reed
>Jump from height
yikes
Ayden Adams
I was always imagining killing myself by drowning while drunk
Matthew Miller
Rent a boat. Going really far out in the ocean. Light the boat on fire if possible. Then jump in the water and shoot your brains out with a gun. If for any reason the shot fails, you will drown. Additionally, the ocean will take care of your corpse so there will be no need for a damn funeral.
Juan Fisher
Noo don't kill yourself you so sexy haha
Nathaniel Anderson
Everything is a distraction until you die. Religion is the most intoxicating of all distractions because people will abandon all semblance of logic and reason they are drunk on the false hope of an afterlife. But don't fool yourselves. You get one shot at life and if you decide to call it quits take solace in the fact that you won't live to regret it.
Alexander Kelly
I love you. Come visit me.
Mason Carter
kek
Nolan Rodriguez
you write like my gay ass brother
Charles Walker
Hey bro, you just saved my life
Owen Morales
It's crossed my mind here and there but I feel like I could never commit to necking myself.
Josiah Cox
>now you got an open ticket do what you want :D
depression sadly doesnt work like that
Brayden Powell
#wow #whoa
Wyatt Nelson
hope you've got a license for that m8
Elijah Jackson
This. I'm not a fan either, but it's really compelling, the music is perfect for it.