Why do the Irish have to ruin everything

I see. Carry on then.

see u fucking retard lmao

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Why are you writing like a teenager?

Just end it. This series was already garbage before he was Bond.

why? women are inferior to men.

in what ways?

>Dr Nosh
>From Russia With Lard
>Fishfinger
>Thunderthighs
>You Only Eat Twice
>On Her Majesty’s Secret Menu
>Doughnuts Are Forever
>Live And Let Dine
>The Man With The Golden Bun
>The Pie Who Stuffed Me
>Moonbaker
>For Your Mouth Only
>Octopastry
>A View To A Grill
>The Pigging Daylights
>Licence to Fill
>Goldenpie
>Tomorrow Never Diets
>The Meal Is Not Enough
>Diet Another Day
>Casino Royale with cheese
>Quantum of Sausage
>Piefall
>Sphincter

in pretty much any way except giving birth
they are like an older more flawed version of a species.

I'm pretty sure that's a typo.
He meant rolls.

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>I'll have a double quarter pounder with fries and large milkshake- shaken not stirred

Based Pierce

Based

he's not wrong, no one cares about james bond anymore

know i know what to look for

Based
Fuck incels

Kek. Supremely underrated.

what are some good wg kinos?

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but she's clearly not slim
she's almost as big as him, without the muscle

>hasn't been Bond in a decade
>some retard reporter just asks out of the blue if he would oppose a female Bond
>he says yes because saying no would be career suicide

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huge if true

Who fucking cares?

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>Bond. Jane Bond.

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>XX7L

>And that woman, ladies and gentlemen, Is my wife

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To be fair she looks like she could fucking destroy me in a fight.

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He's sure as hell doing his part for beards.

Why not just make a new character, or invest more hype and faith into a pre-existent one like Atomic Blonde?

>tfw marry a beautiful woman
>feed her excessively so that she gets fat
>lord it over her that no-one else would ever want her
>start photoshopping the wedding photos, replacing them regularly, gradually over the course of some months to make look her fatter and fatter, but go slowly enough that she won't notice
>whenever she's at her mom's house, take her wedding dress to the botique and have it let out a little more
>constantly remind her of how happy you are to make her feel like the luckiest woman in the world, and other low-key put downs
>convince her to make a sex tape so that she can see her blubbery cheeks clapping and say "I always thought you were beautiful, no matter what other people said."
>sleep restfully every night in the knowledge that your pillowy fat fuck cow will always be there, as she whimpers her fat face to sleep

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>tfw my gf has this

fuck

No. What they need to do is make a movie of Queen & Country with Emily as Tara Chace.

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You gotta make sure she stays thin, bro. My family helped me a lot by telling me I was a fat fuck after I put on 10kg. It could have been a lot worse. Remember, fat cells never die once they're made. A fat person is going to have to fight harder to stay thin their entire life after they finally lose the weight, because those shrivelled fat cells will be crying out for food.

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I’d want her to destroy me too. With her vagina, if you understand what l’m implying ever so subtley here.

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/aug/08/cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-james-bond-brexit

another irish scum

>Brosnan single-handedly made fat fetishism a thing on /fit/

Irish don't ruin everything. He made /fit/ admit an irony.

Kek how can I stay mad at that

>made fat fetishism a thing on /fit/
Dream on roastie slag

what did he mean by this

Hmm yes...a female bond sounds like a meaty role...perhaps Thunderthighs or Chicken finger or even Diet Another Day. Yes....I think I'll start production immediately. No broccoli necessary.

This bastard knows she will never leave no matter how many bitches he fucks on the side

>No, Hollywood Reporter, you appear to have misunderstood me, I meant ROLL, not ROLE.

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>Atomic Blonde
We all know what a hit that was. It's called brand recognition, sweaty. Normies don't take chances on things they don't already recognize.

more of this slampig?

I would watch this.

STOP replacing Bond with a woman and just make a spy movie featuring a female. Atomic Blond was kind of bad ass. Make more movies like that but with an actual good story and script.

I don't enjoy this

And it might actually happen. With Ridley Scott directing, no less.

screenrant.com/ridley-scott-queen-country-comic-book-movie/

Thank fuck they didn't do the Emma Paige version. Salt, Atomic Blonde, etc, they always turn it up too far. Turn it into grrl power garbage. But Ridley can do it right. He already has before.

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He's not being feminist, he's just trying to cuck Daniel Craig because he's his rival.

I get where you're coming from. I know that Hollywood is risk-averse, unimaginative suits from top to bottom, but there was a time when James Bond didn't't exist, either.

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First day? You can view the "view all my post" menu by holding alt and pressing f4. Enjoy your time on this fabulous website!

>muh breggsit
Can you losers actually fucking leave so nobody has to hear from your irrelevant island anymore?

The architects eye is always searching for materials to work with. Watch and see the new female bond have the same feature.

I love the upper arm being like this

I enjoy this.

Based accelerationist Brosnan, drag feminism down the drain for generations to come.

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He’s used to passing rolls to women

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what kind of roll?

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Have you seen his wife? He went blue pill ages ago. Let the women in his life say and do whatever they want. Just ignore him

The man has a wide perspective.

I wanna see her ass

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>making James Bond a woman

They can try but no one would like it, so go ahead.

My ribs are destroyed, user. Fuck you.

Not sure how I feel about this.

Kek

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>implying The Architect is unfaithful or disrespectful to his creation
Retard.