MAKINGSTARWARS RELEASED NEW REAL STAR WARS SPOILERS

MAKINGSTARWARS RELEASED NEW REAL STAR WARS SPOILERS
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>Rey accidentally uses force lightning while fighting Kylo ren
>Rey gets a new force ability which she uses to heal a space slug.
>The final scene of the movie is Rey and friends at Luke's old home on Tatooine and Rey meets a local who says nobody has lived there in a long time. Rey tells the local that her name is Rey Skywalker
>Rey is actually a Palpatine but takes the surname of Skywalker
How many fatneckbeards will riot because of this one?

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Fuck off

>acquire rights to one of the most valuable and beloved IPs in world history
>decide to immediately create a new trilogy of films
>do so with no plan, story, or character arcs plotted in advance whatsoever

I'll never understand the backwards Hollywood logic here as long as I live. Absolutely fucking nothing has happened in these movies. The characters have gone exactly nowhere since the opening of TFA.

>Rey accidentally uses force lightning while fighting Kylo ren
I thought this was going to be another fake leak but it's real, fuck this is gonna be good

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>GUIZE I CANS MAKE SHIT UP TOOOOOOOOO! GUIZE! GIMME ATTENSHUN!!!

They did have a plan and even a story, Disney was just retarded and hired different directors for each movie who clearly wanted to do their own thing. The only reason they brought JJ back for this one is because of the backlash that the last one got.

Its even worse than that. JJ had a plan but for some reason the studio let Rian do whatever the fuck he wanted and fucked it all up.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to give that much creative control to a director that openly wants to derail your new and very vulnerable trilogy.

>The end of the film has Rey at the Lars homestead where Luke Skywalker grew up. A local sees Rey and comments they haven’t seen anyone near this place in a long time and the local woman asks Rey’s name to which she answers “Rey, Rey Skywalker.”

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>Takes the name of skywalker
Shmi would be ashamed
It's real dumbass.

>Rey gets a new force ability
Of course she does

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You'd have to be Kathleen Kennedy.

>no watch me Rey Rey

Do people still care about Star Wars?
I thought Disney has killed it for good.

>Rey is a Palpatine
>Skywalker bloodline obliterated

Based Sheev wins again.

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>How many fatneckbeards will riot because of this one?

You mean these neckbeard?

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The oly plan they had was George's treatments but for some reason they thought they knew better. They threw away his story and decided to make a reboot. They thought they didn't nee a plan, just reake the originals with women and cringy villains. The problem is that they made little twekings that fucked up the story and tried to make it look different because it as an obvious reboot.
The real question is why didn't they follow George stories since they had nothing else.

>JJ had a plan
He had no plan, just "cool" set pieces.

>why didn't they follow George stories

because "nobody wants to see space pirates talking about midichlorians" or something which fuck you JJ and Rian I absolutely do

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Man these leaks get worse and worse.

>Rey accidentally uses force

That right there sums up her entire character arc.

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I’ll watch this absolute dumpster fire here, with my Yea Forumsbros.
I hope we get good camrip webms.

Are you faggots going to apologise to me now?

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I’ve got nothing to apologize for as i always believed in you and loved the prequels.

Not until you release the theatrical versions, Georgie.

Final season of Clone Wars and I'm done forever with this franchise.

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Quality shitpost, would read again.

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>A SOCIETY WE LIVE IN, MMMM?

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Seems like we STARTED TO RISE UP

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You mean they didn't set up a giant fake cow that tourists can milk

>your film made for children is poorly written
This is some galaxy brain level thinking lads

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>Children's entertainment needs to be poorly written

That's some galaxy brainlet thinking there lad

>I don’t understand why disney, a corporate entity that likes to make money, bought Star Wars, a property that makes lots of money

LOL in that leak there is an info that George was helping on this one
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

His greed is the reason for his trash. He could just let the thing die. It's not like he needed the money.

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>dataracer

shut the fuck up quarterpounder and/or midnight's incel.

>Rey knows how to do force lightning out of nowhere
>Rey gets a new force power no one else has
I want this to happen just to see how people try and defend her mary sueness

You mean like how he was said to be consulted on TFA?

You wouldn't have taken the money?

space slug... force sloth

Touched a nerve, I see

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How is that a shitpost? Reddit has fucking diluted the term so bad that jokes are fucking shitposts now.

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>Ben swolo rejects his name because of his dad's abuse so he takes his mother's maiden name as his
>Rey marries to him so she takes his name
Ray skywalker, blaow

I honestly hope we get a literal trainwreck of a film. I’d love a massive failure over a mediocre experience at this point. Go insane.

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Might've been a cult classic game, but would've well undersold expectations.

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george would have given us some completely new and special and unique again, george would have pushed special effects forward again, george would have expanded the lore and given us cool, interesting things to talk about. It's not fucking fair. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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That's a plan

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He gave most of it to charity you faggot cock sucker, he wanted to make sure hus employees kept their jobs.

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dummy, the prequels were jam packed with hamfisted anti-george bush allegory shit. Lucas would put a big fat orange alien building a wall

I would. But i wouldn't cry about what Disney does to my baby after i sold it.

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Sorry George, I didn't know things could turn so wrong. Your prequels were much, much better than this.

Like?

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Shove it up your ass faggot shill, we were getting expanded force lore, real jedi master luke, non mary sue female jedi. Excellent new ship designs. keep sucking that mouse cock though.

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is this from kiwi farms? Btw Snoke's slippers isn't some random shit it because he's the pope. Rian is one of those 'brought up strict christian now thumbing nose at it' dorks

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>jam packed with hamfisted anti-george bush allegory shit
Bullshit. Just one line at senate. But now you can enjoy endless drivel about the importance of folliwing female orders without asking question or how the nazis are bad people

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>Fuck man, why didn't they just make a movie of RoS on PS2? Shit had fucking Palpatine in it

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What is the problem here? Are incels so insecure that they can't handle a strong woman choosing her own surname?

You tried retard

>Like?
I was going to say oh my god dude didn't you see the movies but then i guess, good for you - uhh the whle phony war on Naboo to get palpatine more power and stuff like
>If you're not with me, then you're my enemy
is a badly written allusion to With us or against us Bush quote,

This. After two decades of nothing-burgers, empty “mystery boxes,” and the single most half-assedly cobbled together “universe” in modern memory(Cloverfield), I can’t believe anyone believes Jar Jar Abrams enters into anything with a preconceived plan beyond, “Disguise my hackery; collect checks.”

>choosing her own surname
>her own surname
>Skywalker
Um no sweaty

i didn't say anything good about the new ones. they're obviously not worth watching

>Rey tells the local that her name is Rey Skywalker

well duh, the movie is called 'Rise of Skywalker', who do you think they're talking about?

I’m so sorry, George.

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>And the skywalker name lives on... FOR THE NEXT TRILOGY

Make it stop.

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Poetry.

I hope you and your cock sucking cunt of a mother both get cancer

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He needed to teach the “fans” a lesson, and from the looks of it, he did.
Stay absolutely assmad, rlmdrone, you got everything YOU asked for!

Why post kiwis commenting on something instead of the actual thing?

lucas just wanted to tell a story. look at the webisodes to see true george kino
>bumfuck desert in the middle east
>fucking built the podracers. actual full sized fucking podracers and shipped them out to the desert
>built an entire city
>actors going through heat exhaustion in costume but doing it for art

youtube.com/watch?v=AZ61DHLXvCk&list=PLA5E2EE8E10B45724&index=10&t=220s

seriously this is some kino and lucas does not get the credit he deserves. lucas revolutionized movie making

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>JJ had a plan
No he didn’t.

Rey Palpatine is a tradwife.

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>The final scene of the movie is Rey and friends at Luke's old home on Tatooine
>they look across the night's sky and notice some shooting stars
>John Bodega says "shiiiiiiet, that's some straight up Star Wars up in that bitch"
>they all laugh
>roll end credits

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Why can't Abrams write?

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>rey is a palpatine

bruh this same exact spoiler was used for TLJ spoilers

What the fuck is this shit youre shitting up the comfy thread with retard? Who are these literal who comments on some random website and why should we care?

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You sound like a shill

What am I supposed to be looking at here?

SHILL THREAD
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>Rey tells the local that her name is Rey Skywalker
>"OK, But this is the Lars farm?"

Kill yourself zoomer poof

you like the new ones? the Disney ones?

In TLJ it was confirmed that she wasn't a Skywalker. So the leaks were right, it was just the set up.

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Thats not an answer retard. Who are these random ppl? You may as well post youtube comments next

The trending section

doesn't matter, whoever watching this shit is not even a a human being to begin with

Are you autistic?

Ah I see

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>we

>DURR WHO THESE PEOPLE, STOP POSTING
Fuck off, OP. Your shill thread isn't "comfy".

>If there’s anyone who hates conflict and drama it’s JJ
Makes sense given his film output.

Joker is at 33mil now and that Star Wars trailer is still at 18mil

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Embarrassing post. Contain your paranoia and explain yourself before you spam your nonsense

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Nope, he is heavily involved in this one

>1. they are mean and they are WHITE!!!! >:^(

i bet twitter doesnt consider this racist

>Movie ends with a pan up to the sky
>Palpatine's smiling face fades into the constellations

Burn in hell faggot shill

That's not a real answer, OP. Are you responding because your shill thread didn't go the way you hoped it would?

They didn't follow George's treatments because of all the Gen X man babies who complained that he ruined their childhoods because he simply introduced a symbiotic creature that tells Jedi the will of the force, because their feeble minds couldn't comprehend the economic side of why the war started or that Sheev was playing both sides to gain power. The prequels have a few problems but you show me another set of films that so magnificently show the way evil gains power. They literally predicted the decades ahead of them.

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He's about as involved as your sisters cunt

>a corporate entity that likes to make money,
I don't think so, not with star wars at least.

>That's not a real answer
You didnt ask a question retard. I did, which you have yet to answer

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Don't believe me check MSW

Holy shit, reddit's actually talking sense. I agree entirely.

The entire moral of the trilogy seems to be that fascism is great. The First Order is conducting massive engineering projects. Their scientific and industrial base is immensely efficient. The Republic, led by women, is completely worthless and inept. They cannot produce a superweapon to save their lives.

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Why should I answer a shill who's upset his "comfy" shill thread didn't go the way he hoped it would?

So "the rise of skywalker" ends up being about Rey, again
Basted

Another white male, what a surprise. He probably hates Finn, can't wait to see his whining when Finn and Rey share a passionate kiss!

>accidentally force lightning
>new healing force ability
>Rey is Palpatine's daughter but she's good now
and just like that Rey is back to being a Mary Sue

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Now that is not an answer. Your shitposting needs work, do better next time

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theyre paid shills you dumb fuck, disney will say anything at this point to get asses in seats, you can all kill yourselves.

That's not an answer either.

WILL KYLO LIVE? JUST TELL ME ONCE AND FOR ALL

I haven't watched or read any of Disney's Star Wars content.

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lol you'll get fucked by disney too even with that season bro

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Answer a question with a question isn't viable. Try again retard. Do better

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>or how the nazis are bad people

Under-appreciated part, but the original series had all these quality British actors as the Empire officers. They all acted really well and took their roles seriously. That gave the setting and films more grounding and flavor. New series has over the top shrieking man child as the Empire guy. Really absurd and brings yout out of it.

I know. I do hold some hope though since the episodes are prewritten and only need to be animated.

>mfw itl be a glorious shitfest and only plebs will hate it

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>Force Ghost Palpatine turns to Force Ghost Anakin
>"The real Star Wars was the friends we made along the way".
>end credits

Imagine putting Kathleen Kennedy in charge and expecting anything but a trainwreck.

You still haven't answered the questions, shill

I asked you a question first retard. Try again

Remember this?

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You didn't have a question.

>acquire rights to history's most popular and beloved film characters
>kill them off, but not before completely ruining and going back on what made them great and loved
>this will make the new characters you created for the purpose of infinite sequels just as beloved for sure

great plan

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Is this source from Reddit?

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There is nothing beautiful about this island. In fact it’s incredibly ugly.

I asked you who the ppl on the kiwifarms site were retard. Following reply chains isnt hard if you arent an idiot

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>the person who's kind selfless obedient and always happy is actually the child of the evil totalitarian always angry villain
Yeah that sounds like something the mouse would come up with.

>I asked you who the ppl on the kiwifarms site were retard.
>Who are these literal who comments on some random website and why should we care?

So it is true you didn't have a question because you already knew that you were stupid?

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Because Mark Hamill isn't actually Luke Skywalker.

Didnt they damage the ruins badly and rian laughted about it?

Why do they act like people care about the ending

>Rey is actually a Palpatine
ehh

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So you can follow a chain, good job dumb dumb. Now, your statement not only doesnt make sense but you also quoted a literal question. 2 for 2. Bravo retard. Try again as im still waiting for an answer

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Sorry shill, that's not an answer. Since you claimed you didn't know what the site was but turned out you did, no one else in this thread believes anything else you have to say.

actually not bad, but I simply dont care anymore and refuse to watch

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Ah I see so it was a saga about Rei dealing with her evil blood all along, yes the theme was running right through the trilogy, right through it. Every time she selflessly rescued innocents and risked her life to save the day, I saw that 0.5 second of hesitation, now it finally all comes together. Now people will look back at her actions in TFA and TLJ and see how it's totally something a child of Palpatine would do

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Learn to read. I never asked you what the site was retard. I asked you who the ppl were. I merely referred to the site as random. You really are genuine retard, you dont seem to be too good at this. Again I asked you a question first, so try again. Do better

I think I hate Chuck Wendig most out of Disney Star Wars.

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> I never asked you what the site was retard.
> on some random website

Sounds like you needed help knowing what the site was, maybe you should learn to write. Also how does Disney allow its shills like you to throw around the word "retard" a lot? Isn't that potentially bad PR?

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>making Kylo Ren vulnurable
You mean the guy who got shot by a wookie and almost killed by a girl who had zero practice will now finally stop being so overpowered??

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>zigzags herkily-jerkily out of sight
is this guy for real?

What you think it sounds like due to your lack of reading comprehension is irrelevant to me. The remark that the site was random was just that, a remark. The question was who the ppl are which youre desperately dancing around. Dont move goalposts or deflect because i made you look stupid. Swallow it and keep it moving. The more you dwell on it the more im going to point out your retardation. Now try again

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Possibly because they were visiting a children's hospital. Either that or because of movie contract. Which would confirm Anakin appearance.

Your tough guy talk is fake, shill. Everyone on this board knows that when shills get upset at screencaps of posts they go "LITERALLY WHO?!" and "WHO ARE THESE RANDOM PEOPLE AND WHY SHOULD I CARE" as if they're pretending not to care after making multiple responses after that.

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Stop projecting. Calling you a retard for your lack of reading comprehension isnt tough. Its just poking at you being an idiot. And youre trying too hard. You seem to be running out ways to deflect the question. And its a very simple one youre struggling with.

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Respond all you want, you claimed you didn't care about Kiwifarms posts but you're repeatedly responding, so I don't really need to prove anything to you.

>The real question is why didn't they follow George stories since they had nothing else.
Because they threw him and his ideas under the bus as damage control for TLJ.
Remember all those articles about how his ideas were dumb and that people should be happy that Disney took the franchise away from him?

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This seems most likely

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mask_of_Lord_Momin

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>they hate nu-trilogy for racist reasons
Why though? The only blackie in the film is treated as a pathetic joke throughout.

>64 posters
>204 replies
>auto-posting twitter caps

Somebody sure is busy pushing an agenda on Yea Forums, huh...

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More lack of reading comprehension. This is getting embarrassing. I never claimed I didnt care. I asked the same question ive been asking you. Who are they and thus "why should I care?". Nice try retard. How dumber can you make yourself look I wonder? Regardless im still waiting for you to try again

Half of the posts are two retards arguing about literally nothing.

>I never claimed I didnt care.
>Who are these literal who comments on some random website and why should we care?

Guess that's lie #2, shill

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>Disney raised prices to COMBAT overcrowding, goyim!!
That's an impressive spin. Thank the corporation for raising the price, goy!

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>Rey just takes the Skywalker name as her own, because fuck it why not
>I am the Skywalker now
this is a perfect metaphor for what Disney has done

Thats right dumb dumb. I asked why I should. A question. Thats twice now youve double quoted me proving me right. Next time you claim I said something, you should try to get it right retard. Again who are they and why should I care? You seem to be all out of goalposts. Lets see if you can shoot straight after youve shit the bed this hard

Just shut the fuck up you two dumb cunts

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Which one of them was you?

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>JJ had a plan
He's never done that.

Hamill is Luke Skywalker. The character has lived inside him for four decades. If Hamill, now an older, wiser man than Rian Johnson will ever be on his best day; if such a man looks at what you’ve written and doesn’t recognize the character, it’s you who’s fucking it up, not him.

Dilate.

>Again who are they and why should I care?
>I never claimed I didnt care.

And you accuse other people of moving goalposts.

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Not other people retard. Just you. You claimed I stated " I dont care". To which my response was I never said that. This factually correct and you cant find a quote with that sentence. Nice try. Again im asking you why I should. Who are those random ppl? Seems instead of your prior movements youve resorted to running in circles about make believe quotes. This wont help you however. So get to the answer. Try again

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Fucking Stupid.
First she steals Luke’s lightsaber, now she steals his name. I fucking hate Disney.

>You claimed I stated " I dont care". To which my response was I never said that.
>Again who are they and why should I care?
>I never claimed I didnt care.

Sounds like an admission that you don't care. Maybe you were pretending to care so much that you made multiple responses.

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>be a bitch
>get a response
>HOW DARE YOU REPLY TO ME IM NOT MAD THO LOL

twitter is a mistake

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Again what it sounds like to you is irrelevant as the statement in actuality never happened. What you want to read between the lines simply doesnt matter. And there is nothing to "pretend". I never read a single on of those random posts in your screengrabs. Instead I've been asking you why I should. Nice try and it birngs us back to the root of your lack of an answer. Try again

Shut up you filthy goy and just buy the damn toys!

My sis is pure, delete this.

>Again what it sounds like to you is irrelevant as the statement in actuality never happened.
>You claimed I stated " I dont care". To which my response was I never said that.
>Again who are they and why should I care?
>I never claimed I didnt care.

For someone who claims to not care you sure seem upset enough to demand a reply so that you can brag about how much you pretend not to care.

Fantastically accurate.

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Why not just make her a super saiyan and have her shoot lasers from her eyes at this point.

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It is 50/50 at this point

More projection. What's upsetting about calling you out on being a retard? If anything is gratifying. There are no demands, there's only one question that you keep running from. And there's nothing to brag about as there's no prize to win. Nice try. You want to try that breakdown again? Better yet back on topic, who are they and why should I care? Do better

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At this point I have just kind of accepted that Disney Lucasfilm simply cannot help themselves. It's like seeing a fox guarding a hen house-- even if he knows he's in deep trouble if he eats the hens, he's going to do it anyway because his instinct forces him to. Likewise, Disney knows they have to throw the fans a bone if they want the franchise to survive, but they can't escape their own captive audience mindset. Even the Mandalorian, which was supposed to be the silver bullet where they just give the fans what they want, is going to be full of left-wing political pandering and annoying on-screen business decisions, like using IG-11 instead of IG-88, and Shmoba Brett instead of Boba Fett (gotta avoid paying Lucas that royalty money wherever possible).

I used to think Lucasfilm's employees know the ship is sinking and just want to party on their way down, but now I think that this kind of bullshit is so deeply ingrained into the culture at Disney and Lucasfilm that even when they are trying to run away from it, it still infects everything they touch.

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>Rey is actually a Palpatine but takes the surname of Skywalker
That's a pretty good analogy in regards of the rat and star wars. The evil pretend to be good and steal it's legacy.

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Rey S. Palpatine

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>there's only one question that you keep running from.

The question of why you claim you shouldn't care about the posts but are clearly upset by them?

He's not wrong.

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yea! fuck niggwars, this movie is better!
twitter.com/Dataracer117/status/1170792340744572928

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Simply put ...Johnson "its all about muh feelings" Lucas "it has to be logical to be consistent" What a fucking little snowflake Rian is.

No retard, the question of who they are and why I should care about what they say about the film

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fuck no.
youtube.com/watch?v=Nxl3IoHKQ8c

I thought you said you didn't care about what they say about the film. And aren't their names on the posts? I guess that means you didn't have any real questions to begin with.

based rlm!!!!!

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Go back

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>Rey is actually a Palpatine
wtf I like nu-wars now!

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We went over this. Your lack of reading comprehension is irrelevant. It's best you don't share what you "think" as youre an idiot. And no retard. Let me break down the question of "who are they" since you're mentally stunted. This isn't a question of their screen names which would clearly be displayed on the picture dumb dumb. That is a question of their relevance and or importance to the point you thought posting their opinions on the film was relevant to the discussion. As without context they are random post from random people. So again who are they and why should I care?

>Kylo tells her he wasn't lying about her parents being nobodies, but her GRANDFATHER was a somebody!
this is such bullshit because one of her parents was the biological child of the Emperor of the Galaxy...so they weren't actually nobodies at all

but they were from a certain point of view!

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It's not that TLJ didn't line up with what I expected, it's that it doesn't line up with THE PREVIOUS 7 FILMS AND ESTABLISHED RULES OF THE UNIVERSE

>It's best you don't share what you "think" as youre an idiot.
>So again who are they and why should I care?

You're saying you don't care what I think but then demand to know what I think about who they are and why you should care? Their names are on the posts, you wouldn't have noticed until I told you that. You seem really confused, OP.

if Luke didn't want to be found, why did he leave a map? he specifically left part of the map in R2D2, but he didn't want anybody to come looking for him?

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It's because the obvious plot point was to be Luke looking for a McGuffin in the first Jedi temple.

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The most underrated post I’ve seen on this board

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Do they really think Trump supporters are going to watch a Rian Johnson movie that is not disguised as a Star Wars movie? This is going to be a new level of pathetic for both Johnson and the press.

I'd like to think Johnson will take JJ Abrams down with him but I am sure that when Episode IX bombs, Abrams is going to blame Johnson for it and get off scott free. Between the two of them Abrams is the favored son, and Hollywood will ladly throw Rian's round little head under the bus to try and save JJ's career.

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No dumb dumb, im not asking what you think about them. Im asking you their relevance. Im asking you who are they that their opinion is important enough to be shared. Are they tied to the film and production? Are they in the film industry? Are they tied to to insiders? Or are they random on a random forum? Who are they that their opinion is worth sharing? People whose comments you just liked and agreed with? Who are they and why should I care about their comments? How is it relevant? This question and the subsequent would be answer is very simple. I no its hard but try to not be too stupid for the sake of it. Pay attention retard. And again this isnt a question of their user names idiot. This isnt relevant to be brought up. Try again

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Are you trying to report back to your fellow shills and your Disney masters? That sounds suspicious, OP.

What is there for kids to like? The incompetent iPod troopers? Funny black man in brown jacket? Fat asian girl in brown potato sack? Pink haired grandma?

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I wasn't expecting them to ever reach the levels of IV-VI but what baffles me is that they couldn't even maintain what they achieved with VII. When VII came out, I never would've thought they would have been unable to reach that level of quality again.

>Caring what a site with less readers than writers has to say

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And here you are all out deflections. I seem to have broken it down too thoroughly for your retardation to shine through. Now that you understand the most basic of questions dumb dumb, why dont you take another crack at it

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It's just a movie, calm down.

Isn't it funny how even Disney employees can't defend the hyperspace ram with anything other than ''Y-you DRUMPF POOPIE HEAD''

But you said you didn't care what I thought, but now you want to know what I thought of your questions that you already had the answers for? Are you also going to pretend that you don't know what forum the posts came from, again?

So the hero of the Skywalker saga is a Palpatine but it's okay because she says she's a Skywalker?

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Again what you "think" is irrelevant retard. Im not asking you for your thoughts. Im asking you who the ppl are. The answer would be facts. So its either they are ppl of importance or ties to the film and thus their posts are important. And ill give them a read. Or they are random posts you like and wanted to share. Making them completely worthless. Its simply either or. So try again with that answer retard

>Again what you "think" is irrelevant retard. Im not asking you for your thoughts. Im asking you who the ppl are.

But to tell you who the "ppl" are means I'd have to think about it, and you said you didn't want to know what I thought.

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I'm beginning to believe the "leaks" are test marketing by JJ.

And, this will make many neckbeards stroke out, but in this case, it's understandable. Not only did they kill off Luke, they're going to give her his name?

Yeah. This won't go well.

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Embarrassing post. Weakest of deflection attempts yet . So essentially the logical assumption of the answer is that they are nobodies that you randomly agreed with and wanted to share. Thats rather dissapointing. Too bad that your retardation had to be sieved and broken down for the truth to be revealed.

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How do you know who they are?

But you said you didn't care about them.

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I asked why I should. Which you couldn't give an answer for. which tells me I shouldn't which is a shame. you should really do a better job next time retard

>>Rey gets a new force power no one else has
Nope.

JJ is still trying out how Rey being related to Palpatine goes with the "leak" test marketing.

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The only thing that kids took away from The Last Jedi is that it made them hate millennials.

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Why should anyone care about your posts then?

>We had to take a shit on your nostalgia with our nostalgic cash grab! You don't want our rehash to feel like a rehash, do you?

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ITT: Yea Forums drives SW shiller OP into another breakdown

>The franchise is failing because the fandom is toxic!
>You entitled little fucks had better give us your money!

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allowing faggots, niggers and women to have a say has truly ruined media.

Because if no one cared about his posts then Disney will ask why they're paying him to shill.

The Room is a diamond found in the rough. The Last Jedi is someone smashing a flawless diamond into powder and then snorting it like cocaine.

They are as out of touch as the 2016 democrat election campaign

Why should anyone care about anything then retard? But you seemingly cared to share posts from random ppl. The fact that you bothered to do that but couldn't answer something as simple as why they are important to read means they arent important. Which is apparently the true point of your whole affair. Well done retard. Well done

Is that a coping post?

Whats to cope when my sole question has been answered? You know, the whole point? Nice try retard

To recap:
OP tried to post "leaks" to shill Episode 9
Someone starts posting all the negative reactions, which upset OP
OP tried to pretend he's too cool to care about it but got repeatedly upset with each response
OP conceded that he had the answers all along but not until after making a fool of himself.

>VII
>achievement
Kill yourself pleb. TFA was just as shitty as TLJ, if not worse since it was so bland.

That's definitely a coping post.

Now this is a cope post. Next time just say they are nobody retard. Then you don't have to get talked down to and embarrass yourself

>I'm beginning to believe the "leaks" are test marketing by JJ.
They literally are.

I wonder what his race is?

It's just people on twitter and articles, who do you think they are? Camera crew from Disney?

lol I haven't been in Yea Forums for months and I literally forgot about Star Wars 9 until now. I was a huge fan back in the day, now I don't care anymore.

VII is exactly this:
>It was alright, but did it need to?

Sounds like this guy came from Twitter:

No need to samefag. Youre embarrassing yourself

>Next time just say they are nobody retard

But I didn't make those posts. Are you schizo or something?

But those are your posts, I didn't make them.

Nobody said they were your posts retard. I said no need to samefag. Youve been trying too hard

What? That post was quoting your posts and you're accusing me of making all of your own posts? Are you fucking high or something?

RESPECT HER CHOSEN IDENTITY!

Again dumbass im accusing you of samefagging for the last couple minutes. Not that all those posts linked were you. How stupid are you?

"I'm not accusing you of making my posts," says user accusing me of writing his posts

Again dumbass all those posts you linked were me. Im not talking about those posts. Keep up retard this shit aint hard

Weren't you the one upset at that other user for not answering questions you knew the answers to? And now you want me to take credit for your posts? You got brain problems here.

That is you samefagging. Acting like you arent him. Its rather obvious and embarrassing as you are literally repeating your words.

>And now you want me to take credit for your posts
This is you being retarded again. As ive said times now im not talking about that

But I didn't write your posts. You've already accused me of being you, that other user who posted screencaps, and some other anons that responded to you.

I never said you wrote my posts. Ive explained this 4 times now. Why are you repeating yourself? Or is it you simply have nothing left to say huh retard? Ive accused you of being one person. The person ive been responding to. And youre desperately acting like you aren't that one person. Even tho youve been the only one non stop replying to me from the start. Nice try retard.