Horror movie

the thing

Name UNUM (I) ACTIVM in a THEATRVM where this happens

>Mexican film
>dog rips the genitals off innocent rapist

>but it turns out it's not a film

National Lampoons Vacation

>innocent rapist

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>cat dies

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THE FUCKING FLY II

good riddance

found the soulless chink

Cat Sois mad at superior animals

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>rape
>crime

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reply to this post or your dog dies tonight

lol

This is a good way to detect redditors

>in a THEATRVM
American education

Jokes on you, I don't have a dog

dont bully fren

30 days of summer

That one Robert Rodriguez zombie movie
Norbit
Several episodes of Famili Guy/American Dad

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Look who's back

i have a cat, which are better than dogs

oh shit nigger

By far the most effective such scene I've witnessed in a movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=amUyrJnlhAo

you just know

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They don't even show the full scene here. But I agree, it was pretty shocking.
The movie is kino overall.

white people are literally being genocided in south africa and all normies care about is if some beaner lady sticks a cigarette in a mangy shitbull's eye

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>cat
>basedface
>basedtattoos

fucker

Fucking white people

wtf is wrong with white people?

How come every time there's a thread about dogs you freaks come out of the woodwork with your fucking fetish shit

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someone post it

idk man
its not a fetish thing, its literally pointing out how white women hit the wall at age 16 and are forced to fuck dogs since not even niggers want them

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Why are they letting the dogs act like this? FUCK it unironically makes me angry to watch, it's disgusting

Reminder that dogs have bigger dicks than the average Asian.

Not the doggo goodboi pupper dupper nonononooooo

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Is that why you fuck and suck off your dogs so much

found the micropenis

Dogs are disgusting annoying animals and only belong on farms, security compounds, and in special military/police units, and that people who own dogs are pathetic and filthy cretins who are removed from the dirt scrabbling inbred peasants of yesteryear only by technology.

While I agree with you that it's ridiculous how much people blow these scenes out of proportion, judging by the amount of threads you made, I'm willing to bet you either got mauled by a dog as a child or it straight up fucked you in the ass.

The Conjuring

fucking based. Fuck dogs and especially their owners

based pupper

Best boy ain't going anytime soon.

Dogs are and always have been the white man's closest friend

And a white girl's closest lover

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Muslims, chinks and jews hate them. Which are you?

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This. Literally the white mans animal.

White men have a cuck fetish, they want dogs to fuck their women

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source pls

i am legend

i think i know that girl, she runs a small dog grooming business

t. Adam

>Catfags are so soi, they don't even try to fuck their cats. Why even bother owning one?

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Cats are literally for women and gays

back again

Thanks for reminding me that webm exists

Imagine not being a cat bro. They're superior in every way to dogs you brainlet.

This is what you look like I know it

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All the classic Yea Forums memes are mostly about cats. Dogs are only reddit shit(doge, doggo, all that cringe woofer talk) not a coincidence cats are /ourpets/

And I bet you look like this

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He looks like he picked up his good doggo who did a mlem heehee

Muslim, and there's insha'Allah nothing you can do about it kafir.

How do you know he's a janny?

>fucking based. Fuck dogs and especially their owners

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Because only a mega-faggot neckbeard could prefer dogs over cats

He already died back in March.

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>GRRRRREEEE THOSE DARN CATFAGS ARE MAKING SOOO MAD COME HERE FIDO PREPARE YOUR ANUS YOU'RE GETTING A POUNDING AGAIN
>Ruh Roh...

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Cat sois controlled by their feline soi animals are NOT men

Knew it

>Controlled by their pets
U wot? It's a fucking animal you retard. Fuck off.

Clear case of feline induced Toxoplasmosis. Your cat cucked you with brain parasites.

Redditors please refer to thisThen kindly get the fuck out.

>
> (You)
>Redditors please refer to this
>Then kindly get the fuck out.

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>Toxoplasmosis
More likely to get that from eating bad meat. Do your research, brainlet.

All the cat lovers went to

I'm also blonde-haired, blue-eyed and 100% white.

Cats shit in soil that cows graze on. The toxoplasmos comes from cats. Cats cucked you into liking them. They also shit in a box in your house and convinced your soi loving ass this was a good thing.

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Sure you are Ahmed

Low iq detected

A swedish muslim who hates dogs and like cats. TOLD YOU CATS ARE FOR SOI LOVING FAGGOTS!

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>black character is one of the last to die

My name after conversion is Umar.

Yea Forums has always been a cat website

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abc.net.au/cm/lb/8107560/data/men-with-cats-by-david-williams-data.jpg

CAT OWNERS ARE LITERALLY A BUNCH OF FEMININE GIRLY BOYS

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Nice toxoplasmosis catfag soi.

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>A swedish muslim who hates dogs and like cats. TOLD YOU CATS ARE FOR SOI LOVING FAGGOTS

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I watched American psycho with a girl the other day and this was pretty much her reaction to that scene with the hobo. Meanwhile I couldn’t stop laughing to all the scenes that have been memed+how smarmy bateman is.

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Terminator 2 Director's Cut.

Nope. It comes from rats, which is why you're more likely to get it from feral cats than never if your cat has never been exposed to the outdoors. This is what happens when your "research" consists of reading on rchan, brainlet. Sad!

He died two weeks and two days ago. Nice try.

You faggots aren't going to successfully push this.
Whatever subr/ddit you came from, return there.

Cats give it to mice to trick the mice into being attracted to cat piss. It's literally a brain altering parasite that KEKS YOU INTO THINKING CATS ARE YOUR ALLIES. Cat """""men"""""" are slaves to their soi animals.

Well, mice are jews. Why do you believe them?

I love dogs but there are too many of them. There should be montly tax for dog ownership.

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Worst part is that when cats die in movies the characters themselves rarely seems to give a shit

based, pet owners would be crazy enough to pay for it

These posts shouldnt get replies and yet they do.

>he wants his dog to die tonight

>dog gets shanked
>dog people are so sad they quit the movie
>cat gets shanked
>cat revives as a demon and murders the fucks who killed it
Being a catbro is good.

Cats have always been a Chad pet

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>you live in servitude to a cat
>a dog lives in servitude to you
which one is supposed to be the chad pet?

Cats are where it's at nigguh. Feline mafia nigguh.

You know Brando was a fag who sucked cocks right? Probably caught toxoplasmosis and it made him do it.

Ginger Snaps. This movie is FILLED with gutted dogs

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>it's another episode of the toxoplasmosis schizo
Imagine being afraid of a cat, lmao. Grow some balls nigger.

Why yes, I do feel more for dogs than men, how could you tell?

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>N-no I want brain parasites that make me a shitty driver and mess with my judgement
This is your brain on toxoplasmosis

>Cast gets killed
>Literally never happens because nobody cares about cats so killing one didn't elicit any kind of entitlement reaction, there's no point

I don't know what you're talking about. I've had a cat since forever, and not only am I a good driver, I'm also better looking and probably fuck better than you too.
Eat dog shit pal.

>LARPing as a tough guy on a Chinese cartoon imageboard

Oh no no NO AHAHHAHAHA

>nobody cares about cats
>the most watched videos on the internet are those with cats
JUST

Enjoy your neko frien

Enjoy your doggo frien

ty

>I-I don't have Toxoplasmosis I've had a cat for years!
>mfw You're riddled with it

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cats are anti soi

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>not having both a dog and a cat

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>muh dogs
>muh cats
I own a Flemish giant rabbit and never regretted it

Based dog owners with actual practical pets that don't shit in boxes or give you brain parasites

>not having a bird instead

Depends on the breed. Pitbulls and other attack dogs should be removed

>Service dogs
>Pets

felines are for wine aunt roasties

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Based cat

FUCK that guy

So if you have a Y-chromosome you are a man, trannies BTFO!

why are dogsois so perceptually assblasted by the MERE EXISTENCE of people that so much as find the existence of felines TOLERABLE

>perceptually
*perpetually

Because owning cats is part of the LGBT agenda and you're a faggot with cat induced brain parasites

Cat sois BTFO

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Cats are retarded faggots
Dogs are the best

Fuck cats and fuck their owners

even the most wolf like dogs were domesticated to have retardation, other dogs have it worse. Based cats are not retarded

Absolutely based and fuckcats pilled

Are dog fags the new /asianmasculinity/?

Evil dead

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1547833650440/
obsessed

fuck you faggot my 18 year old pupper wont die tonight

it‘s epic and easy (you) bait

Chinks hate dogs. Dogs are the white mans animal you cat loving soi

Unironically yes. I normally despise OP, but he unintentionally exposed some of the most insecure fags on this site.

Read any scientific paper on the subject and you’ll find out you’re wrong

Based fuck cats and their nu male owners

>you live in servitude to a cat
Stop with this meme

this. dogs are retarded animals. they should all be put down.

>I-insecure omg who hurt u sweaty
Look at how this sissy cat soi types.

based retard

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>proves my point tenfold

Here's my take on the situation
Cats:Cringe and bluepilled
Dogs:VERY based and redpilled

Niggers love dogs though

Dogs are a commoner's animal. Cats were worshipped as deities at one point.

DOG MASTER RACE
>K9 police dogs
>Farm dogs
>Dog actors
>Guard dogs
>Hunting dogs
>Seeing eyed disability dogs
>Search and rescue dogs
>Mine smelling dogs
>Most based and loyal animal companion called mans best friend
>Universally hated by muslims and jews

Soi filled Cats

>Shits in a box and ignores you
>Gives you brain parasites
>Preferred pet of women and gays

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Based and dogpilled. Cats are for pussies

>this is your brain on /pol/

I already have the best dog

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seething

>This is your brain on toxoplasmosis and transgenderism

schizo

A dog requires a lot more care, which is all that matters. Fuck that shit. Time is money.

>CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR ANIMALS

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soijack posting will never die.

Catfags absolutely seething ITT

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this, we're not exactly running out of dogs and cats

>They also shit in a box in your house and convinced your soi loving ass this was a good thing.
Sounds like a based animal to me, user.

Cat sois just keep losing

Cujo

redditor cat sois have no balls

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According to Islamic tradition dogs are actually recommended to be used for the very purposes you listed. The only "hate" you perceive is the fact that Muslims regard dogs as unclean and shouldn't be kept indoors since it'll ruin the cleanness required for the daily 5 prayers.
There is even a tradition where a prostitute was forgiven and granted paradise because she gave water to a thirsty dog.

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Based alpha chad

She would fuck this animal if she could, no doubt .

white women for ya

Yea Forums is a dog board, reddit cats need to leave

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you know every heroic male in history sucked cock or fucked men in the ass right?

Forgot to add, not all major Islamic schools of jurisprudence actually regard dogs as filthy.

Both are nice but cats are the intellectual's pet

>Even mudslimes who hate dogs recognize how practical they are
Cat sois toxoplasmosis thought this would make his gay animal look good

This

Toxoplamosis everyone. This is what owning cats does to your mind. Tranny

hello, i think cats are decent pets

I don't think I've ever seen a cat get killed in a movie.

Probably because cats are smart enough to get the fuck outta dodge when shit starts going down.

Pets are gross, they smell and they make your house smell.

dogniggers, pay attention to the truthful words of this intellectual

youtube.com/watch?v=z7l8x-eghq8

Who /DogChad/ here?

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Dilate dogfag

you're an absolute retarded fuck if you think that

Catfag pls

white women fuck dogs
dog owners = cucks

Dogs are reddit incarnate
>muh doggo
>muh scooby snacks

Gay lel

*white people. white men stick their pp in their dogs and jack them off

you just know

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Can confirm, am dogfag

>The virgin cat Vs CHAD DOG PUSSY DESTROYER

She could've easily gotten that dog off her if she wanted. She fell on purpose. What a fucking whore.

This. Everyone seems to forget that big cats are the apex predators.
Someone post that video of the shitbull getting fucked up by the Lion.

Again, Muslims don't hate dogs. The Sharia actually condemns bad treatments of any animal.
Muslims admire cats mainly because of their cleanness. It's not uncommon in Muslim countries for cats to roam in mosques.

>CAT CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER XD
Cringe. Dog master race.

Nope, never.

advice dog was the first reddit meme

>Muslims, chinks and jews hate them
only the extremists minority of them

>It's not uncommon in Muslim countries for cats to roam in mosques.
Cat owners cucked by Islam. Meanwhile the Semite fears the Dog.

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>cat owners
I own this animal because it is low maintainance, shows reasonable levels of affection and I enjoy its company.

>dog owners
OMG OMG OMG MY EBIN DOGGO MY CUTE EBIN DOGGO IM GONNA COOOOOOM COME HERE LIL DOOGGO BOOP NOOT SNOOTERBLOOP SNPOOPOPOOOO MOOP COME HERE COME ON LICK MY FACE LICK IT AAAHH YEAH COOMING LIKE MY PEEPEE LIL; DOGGO UH YEAH I FUCKING LOVE MY DOG I FUCKING LOVE IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH

Cats are companions that view you as an equal. Dogs are slaves who perceive you as their master, and thus they are gay.

>cat soi
I own this animal because I'm aloof and feminine. The toxoplasmosis makes me prefer them. Why yes I support Transgenderism.

>DOG CHAD
YEAH ROVER LETS GO HUNTING AND FUCK SHIT UP.

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why can‘t dogfags and catfags coexist?

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>Cats are companions that view you as an equal.
Toxoplasmosis alert. Cats only want your food they hate you. Dogs are bros and true companions. Mans best friend.

theyre redditors

monkey master race

Based and truth

and yet dogs are the ones with body dismorphia and all desperately try to look different and have unique "breeds"
while a cat is a cat is a cat

The amount of s*y can never be forgiven

>Dogs come in different varieties because humans bred them to do many tasks and be based as fuck
>Cats are just generic cunts no matter what so the sois get accustomed to their toxoplasmosis
DOG CHADS WIN AGAIN

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cats are grateful for the food and will gift you their preys where dogs become stupid possessive over a shitty bone

based

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>muh trannyism has a purpose

>they hate you
Wrong. They love their owners like parents

Dogs bring you the bones of their enemies so you can play fetch and enjoy eachothers company. Cats drop diseased ridden rodents in your lap and you take it like a cuck because you can't train cats.

Are there any horror movies about these fuckers doing what they do best?

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Cujo

>dogfags are so ready to hang themselves dogs consider rope their enemies

I have an outdoor cat, it literally doesn't care if I'm alive or dead. I just let it out in the morning and it kills birds and does cat stuff and comes back in at night. I highly prefer my dogs desu

>nigger likes dogs because they kill
Typical braindead dog owner. If your filthy shitbull comes within 2 feet of me I'm grabbing it by the hind legs and smashing it against the pavement soi cuck.

>he has to train his pet
enjoy having your entire house covered in dog piss

>women is sole survivor of the film
>we finally get to see her soles

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Based

This is why I let my dog eat stray cats lmao

>virgin cats are literally useless unless you like to grab cat logs in sandy boxes
>chad dogs literally save and protect

This is very tipical

Someone post shoveldog. I hate dogssso fucking much

That's because you didn't raise it well, since you're stupid.
Cats are just as loyal as dogs but require some investment on your part.
Dogs are for people who can't flirt with women.

>He lets his cat shit and piss in his house in a box
>DOG CHADS train their dog to defecade outside
DOG CHADS WIN AGAIN

Dumb niggers like you are the reason kids get mauled by unruly dogs every day.
I'm smashing it. Gonna be hilarious to hear it squeal like a pig.

Based. DOG CHADS recognize the superior animal.

This

DogChad reporting in

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Is that really how you see it playing out? You grabbing my 80 lb pitbull and "smashing it against the pavement"? What's going to happen is it's going to latch onto you, you'll start screaming and crying and bleeding like a bitch and begging me to get him off of you before he rips your femoral artery out and you fucking bleed to death

The Thing, Signs... uh and Jason kicks a dog out a window in one of the Friday the 13th movies.

There was no dog killed in that movie.

My other pit will then excavate your calf muscles, and I'll watch the sperg bleed out and feed my pits. Thanks food!

Yeah, you gotta go outside every single day in order to not get shit all over your house, whereas a cat has a designated spot to do it, and cleans itself all day so it's hygienic.

Not my dog lol, I hope you try that and it bites your dick off. I let my dog kills stray cats for fun little fag animals.

HAHAHAHAHA mom look! I make fun of rape because i am mysoginist so funny xDDDD

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I raised him great, he's killed probably a thousand birds throughout his cat life. He's the Hannibal Lector of cats and he's battle-scarred from fighting with foxes and other neighborhood cats for dominance.

That's exactly how I see it. Dogs are easy as fuck to lift of you grab them by the hind legs. Try it yourself.

>small dog shown sitting in a chair
>later some character sits down and you can hear a muffled whine
This is typical. It happens IRL too.

>Cat sois to lazy to go for walks
>Catfags will never know what it's like to have a 10/10 stacy come up to you and want to pet your dog and get to know you while on your walk
>Catfags will never take their animal hiking

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It's hilarious that you're trying to use big boy words for "gravitas".
You can kill a dog with a piece of pavement easily.

I wonder why no criminal being attacked by a K9 has tried that before, you seem to have cracked the code.

The Thing kills at least one of the dogs with acid spray.
Mac shoots one, but it survives.
Blair then butchers the rest of the dogs with an axe because he can't trust that they aren't infected (or because they could sniff out The Thing previously...)

lol

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Muslim or Chink detected no huwhite man would do such a thing. Dogs are the white mans animal. This is why I kick stray cats to death.

>goes back in time to shit talk cats
>gets ass thoroughly beat by Ernest Hemingway

I have, yes. Just liveleak that shit. Easy to pick up and throw.
Idiots just get scared by the adrenaline rush and don't think. If it bites me I gouge it in the eyes. Done deal.

>y-you're a monster
>I kill cats bro lmao
Typical inbred brainlet

>have about twice the number of neurons in their cerebral cortexes which suggest they could be about twice as intelligent.
A journalist wrote this.

I’ll grant you the acid spray death. After that I always assumed the dogs were all infected so it’s not really killing a dog.

Cats are turning men into soys and trannies. Dogs are mans best friend. It's only logical.

Wh*te girls fuck dogs

My cat fell down a 4 story window and got attacked by dogs almost immediately and still held it's own. I'm talking about an 8 year old cat (old as fuck).
At least half of all dogs are pussies. The only dangerous breeds are the ones who have been trained to be effective for hunting.

CHAD DOGS GETTING PUSSY. Virgin cats giving people toxoplasmosis.

Do you have the webm where a woman is walking two adult pitbulls when the dogs notice a cat, knock the fat lady over and just start mauling the shit outta the cat while the dumb bitch just lays there. Cat actually survived too.

>dog ragdoling your ass
>chunks of flesh and muscle tearing lose
>grabs hind legs and tosses dog
>you going flying with dog that is still attached
Picking yourself up bootstraps... which is now a dog.

cat sois can't even get a manly animal and they think they can take on a pitbull lel

Notice how your "best friend" was being aggressive towards a superior animal, had the chance to back away, and still got it's shit pushed in by the end. If you train your dogs to be obedient, I won't have issues with it, but the moment it attacks it's fucking over for the mutt.
youtube.com/watch?v=ABmk4V_4bBE

Her mouth is literally bulging with that wolf's tongue
Wh*te girls fuck dogs
Meanwhile the wives of black BVLLS take care of the children and family

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Not him, but I have a venomous snake in a fish tank. Far manlier than your shitty dog or cat will ever be.

Good. They don't belong there :)

youtube.com/watch?v=EiVDmU8yeFU

I let my dog eat cats all the time in revenge

youtube.com/watch?v=I4EwiNh3EhA

CHAD PITBULLS MAULING CATS

Can it be killed by a man? Yes?
Not Chad then.

Lol cope

You know it's true. Only pussies and gay people own cats.

Dogs are the CHADS of pets toxoplasmosis boi

>muslims love cats
>muslims throw homos from rooftops
hmmmm

If it's a pitbull it's a good thing

Classic

Nobody said muslims were consistent. They might throw cat owners off roofs and yet they still ass rape little boys in pakistan kek

Still pets. Unless it's an apex predator, which not even the wolf is, then it isn't a Chad.
Cope basedboy. A Shark would mangle your dogs within 2 seconds.

I should get a shark and feed it kittens

Yea Forums is a cat website. If you disagree you're a newfag and that's that. There's no argument to be had.

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You'll never "get" a Shark. You could hardly get a blowjob from an AIDS ridden hooker.

reminder boyfucking was almost eradicated in taliban-controlled afghanistan until america appeared

MUST PET DOGGO
MUST BOOP SNOOT
MUST GET VASECTOMY
MUST HATE CATS

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The Cat Chads realize all pets are ultimately inferior to their master and get a pet that is likeable.
Dog fags are in denial and think their mutt is useful in any way. They also become slaves to them and have to take them out every single day as to not shit up the place.

SEETHING CATFAG

Yea Forums is a DOG CHAD board. All catfags report to /lgbt/

Oh I’m a cat lover. I just thought that post was idiotic. I hate faggot dog owners who think everyone wants to pet their mongrel so they don’t need a leash. I carry a concealed pistol so I won’t have to worry. You can watch your dog die after it lunges at me. Joining it is always an option.

This
Mutts are literally a gay cancer

DOGS BAD
CATS AND TOXOPLASMOSIS GOOD
MUST DIALATE TRANNY AXE WOUND
MASCULINITY BAD

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>their mutt is useful in any way
My purebred nordic spitz can hunt, herd reindeer, be on guard duty and is a good companion. Cats*ys can not comprehend actually owning a useful animal

>Cat soiboy threatening anyone
HAHAHAHA you're literally a homosexual fairy. I feed my pittbull stray kittens all the time.

>D-Dogs are b-b-based r-retard
Lol k retard

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CAT SOIS DOING MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THEIR USELESS SISSY ANIMAL

DOG CHADS WINNING

Dont be so sensitive.

Cats smother babies and kill a lot more when you get into how toxoplasmosis causes car accidents because it makes cat sois drive like women

Cope more.

WHITE MALE INSULT DOGGO
INITIATE SEETHE AND COPE
MUST DEFEND PUPPER GOOD BOYS AND ALSO ISRAEL

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Post the CatNPC meme with toxoplasmosis, i swear I'm trying to find it but my folder is too big

DOG CHADS ARE NOT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PUSSY CAT OWNERS. DOG CHADS TELL IT LIKE IT IS IN CAPS LOCK. THE TRANNY FEARS THE DOG.

Even if you shot my dog I would murder you with my bare hands. You might get off a second shot but it wont stop me when I shove that gun up your ass

What are you even talking about

I hope it get killed by wolves, like all dogs should be.

t. semite

I'm trying to find it as well kek

Apocalypse now

You do realise you can own tigers and shit, right? Something that'd lel at your dog in a fight.

THE SEMITE FEARS THE CANINE

The truth that (((cat))) soi propaganda tries to cover up

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_(2016_film)

>One day, on her way home from work, Ania meets a wolf in a park. The encounter with the wild animal triggers a strong attraction to Ania.

>Ania starts to live out her instincts. She looks increasingly neglected to the outside, but also self-confident and sexually free.

>She starts a kind of love affair with the animal.

>At last, Ania even breaks completely into the wilderness with the wolf.

They even make a movie about this

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>typing in all caps
>y-you're seething
I'm aiming my scoped M1 Garand right at your dog.
*BANG*

CATFAGS CHOKING ON HAIRBALLS AND TEARS. DOG CHADS WIN.

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>DOG CHADS WIN
Only a dog owner can get imprisoned for the stupidity of their own animal. The ultimate cucks.

I don't think a cat can kill a child yet alone a child

PLEASE GET THE CAT NPC PICTURE I NEED TO SHUT DOWN THIS WHITE MALE C*TPOSTER BEFORE MY NEO-VAGINA PROLAPSES
PLEASE PLEASE GET IT NOW MY MOSSAD CHIP WILL SHOCK ME IF I CAN'T INSULT THIS CATGOY

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K

Bitch I don't fucking care about what you guys say I like my cats

This but unironically. The only times I could get scared in a movie is when a dog dies because they're not terribly written and only deserve the best.

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Stop arguing which animal you fags are obsessed with fucking and eat shit cocksucker

the only based poster in this thread

Eat mummy ass

All these (You)'s from SEETHING cat sois

DOG CHADS WIN

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K

K

well boys, looks like Aryan cat posters win again. All dogniggers can do now is seethe, cope, dilate, and repeat the same goofy ass insults

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>making new disfanctional dogs like animal life is a game
>based
Lol

Count the replies in the thread. Most of the seething has been from dog fags. Each owner represents their pet.
Cats and their owners are collected and not overly emotional.
Dog owners write in all caps and resort to emotional behavior like an edgy 15 year old schoolgirl who just discovered Andy Sixx.

Honestly, I like both species, but dog owners are fucking autistic. Wish their dog would bite their aorta off and run free into the wilderness like it's supposed to.

Why are dogs such a fucking dumb beast? I cant never get hard enough when i hear that pussy ass sound they make when they get killed.

Half of the replies are most likely from the same poster dipshit and the other half is just people soijakposting

CAT OWNERS ABSOULTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. Why are numale metrosexual cat owners so sensitive is it the toxoplasmosis or the tranny medication?

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never faggot

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SEEETHING. DOG CHADS WIN.

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Writing in all caps doesn't make your statement anymore correct. Dogs are a normie's best friend. Cats are patrician and a deity in ancient Egypt.

t.

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Whatever retard. Have fun getting sue for your dog killing a child or your dog dying of starvation after getting lost lol

YES IT DOES PUSSY CAT BOI. OF COURSE MUDSLIME EGYPTIANS LOVE CATS, CATS ARE FOR HOMOS.

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Reminder a good portion of cat owners are single wine drinking white women in their 30s who have had countless numbers of abortions. Not any different than dog owners but it just goes to show that many pet owners in general are like that, so you faggots arguing which one is better is just laughable

>two emotionally fueled replies
>w-we're not coping at all
Go suck your dogs' dicks trannies. I ain't got time to raise a dumb animal that can't even take a shit without my assistance.

COPE YOUR PET IS LITERALLY FOR WOMEN AND GAYS

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VHS 2
I am Legend

>right into bestiality
I can’t tell if this is just a cultural thing or if you’re genuinely a faggot who’s somewhat projecting here

>if you’re genuinely a faggot
He owns cats so obviously

I don't own a dog so I'm obviously not a fag. Imagine cucking yourself with the burden of having a dog, without reaping any benefit.

Centrist incel. Why dont you go and fuck your dogger? I bet you cant get any other hole to enjoy anyway

Too many kotnpcs itt

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Based toxoplasmosis cucks btfo

Imagine not thinking there are any benefits to owning a dog