Uncompromising

I like watching movies

ADJECTIVE HURT NIGGER BRAIN

>a triumph
>the best [kind of movie] since [recent movie]
>devastating... will leave you shaken

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>kino

>of Trump’s America

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>when he sees a long time female friend break up with her boyfriend

>5 bags of popcorn

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>I love the works of Lovecraft but...

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>and two sodas

>It's a 60-second Soapbox episode

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An absolute tour de force. An uncompromising love letter, unapologetically oozing riveting mythos. Lovecraftian, Tolkienesque, Orwellian, and Kafkaesque all at once, yet instead of falling into the pitfall of becoming a glib facsimile - some cluttered rehash of former giants, it remains self aware and visionary. This slow-burning powerhouse of a film will take you on a journey as thought provoking as it is bone chilling. This is the "Dora the Explorer" of neo Italian neorealism, the "The Matrix" of post "A Bay of Blood" slasher-horror, and truly the best family comedy since "Antichrist". A devastating triumph of cinema that will leave you shaken. Two thumbs up.

>quirky
>romp

I would watch it.

>the best family comedy since "Antichrist"
jej

I'll take a bone-chilling slow-burn horror, on film, 4:3 aspect ratio, extra symbolism with a Lovecraftian twist, no jump scares, make it 3 hours long, diverse cast, and make it kino.

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>masterpiece
>kino
>Oscar contender
>dark comedy
>satire
>fun for the whole family
>based on a true story
>X undertones
>social commentary

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>dark comedy
>satire

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>not capeshit

>not 2 thumbs Waaaaay up