This is

There are better ways to make friends than trying to fit in on 4channel by being edgy.

So what side will Keanu Reeves be on in the Great Hapa War? The af/wm side, or the wf/am side?

His father has a white dad, and some type of asian mom. His mother is white.

So technically he is am/wf, but his asian dad is a af/wm hapa. I’ve heard some of the warriors on r/hapas claim him as an am/wf.

Where do people of this combo stand? If you really think about it, we could have a situation where fathers are fighting against there own sons in the coming hapa war. Think about it. A father is a af/wm hapa, yet impregnates the white female, and therefore his son is am/wf.

But what side is he on?

reported

>bill clinton
>wholesome

Yea Forums
r*ddit

Harv and Bill.... hmmmmm

Two most based hollywood personalities

did they shit in there?

>wholesome
dumb reddit meme

Bram Stoker's Dracula

N-NO YOU CANT SAY THAT THATS EDGY AND MEAN

Attached: 1536939046005.png (875x749, 20K)

Based

Attached: mmmm.jpg (1916x800, 454K)

Kill yourself with a chainsaw

glimpse at Nonis totoes aside this movie was better than JW 3

I didn't even know they were in a Dracula movie. Is it kino?

woah, what the fuck, buddy?

Based. I hate Keanu too.

Yes. Probably the last big movie without modern digital technology like CGI. .

who's the guy on the right

a reminder hating reeves just because reddit started liking him in the past few months makes you a cringe nigger brained contrarian

Go suck celeb dick some more faggoot

Me too.

>wah wah i have to like what is the opposite of people i don't like like
>i live my life purely as being the shadow of another larger entity

reddit hates him though because he refuses to something something blah blah white supremacy dogwhistle who gives a shit what these people think

That looks fun as hell.

I really like Keanu and the Cruise.
Hope they live long and fulfilling lives.

>who gives a shit what these people think
Literally 90 percent of this board. You know, the ones that also are perpetually shitposting on reddit.

Kill yourself ignorant zoomer poof

Sad! Why can't people just be confident in their own opinions and not have to constantly measure themselves up to what their anonymous non-friends think?

Jesus forgive this man, he knows not what he does.

I wish Noni and Keanu were my mom and dad

why are they watching tv in the year 1978

that would give me a really strange oedipus complex desu

he will
we all have cancer but fight it off constantly and we all die eventually

Attached: 1522243537189.gif (350x266, 2.13M)

that' s why I come to Yea Forums, where my opinion matters

This says more about you than him.

Keanu needs to get a haircut

How does his hair stay so lush and dark? My hair is going grey at 29.

Attached: Whentheyseewhiteman.webm (1920x1080, 2.23M)

>promising thread is wasted

Look at those soulless gooks

NOOOOO!!!!!!!! HE IS A GOOD MAN HES DONE NOTHING WRONG NONONO

She goes braless for basically the whole film. So it's jiggle kino.

Attached: 1505604885836.webm (1280x694, 2.96M)

*milk jugs sloshing*

cancer?
no.
aids? from all that tranny fucking, probably.

Attached: 1 xxH5Ti8RhRykBnOzWGp6KA.jpg (630x420, 54K)

Here's my idea for a tourist attraction. If you're a britanon, you probably know about that place that's just a bunch of trampolines. My little sister got a hamster recently (no i don't have pics of her tite tummy but trust me that shit tite).
I think we should buy a warehouse and fill it with oversized furniture and maybe some ramps or some shit to keep things interesting like some tubes and then people can pay to run around it in zorb balls.
I call it The Hamster Experience.

I for one welcome Hampture.

Holy moly

> tfw too old to have known what the post everyone is replying to is

Attached: sadfroge.jpg (395x395, 13K)

Attached: keanu.png (2089x152, 31K)

hmm, not that bad
almost passing

he's way too over saturated lately. Gonna have to start hating him so i can stand out.

Fuck Keanu

Attached: wacky.gif (512x384, 1.51M)

there's a random lesbian kissing scene, go watch it

hottest part

She's to old to get married

Gonna sit down and watch de ol' packer game with the boys

>I didn't even know they were in a Dracula movie. Is it kino?
Not exactly. It's... pretty bad. But also tremendously entertaining. Oldman absolutely kills it as dracula, obviously. That dude never goes half-ass on a villain part. But anthony hopkins chews scenery like crazy; hell, the man devours entire sets like he's a twilight years brando. Keanu duuuudes his way through the whole movie with a fake accent that would embarrass cameron diaz. Winona does some light acting and looks pretty. So by all means watch it. Just understand that the whole thing is so silly that when leslie nielsen tried to spoof it he ended up making something more serious, by accident.

It's easy for a movie to be better than JW3 (this comes from a fan of the franchise; they just dropped the ball on this last one in order to continue milking the IP).

>pack_of_rapists_wearing_shoes_in_living_room/american_.jpg