HELP GET ME OUT THERES KIDS HAVING SEX DOWN HERE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE HELP
HELP GET ME OUT THERES KIDS HAVING SEX DOWN HERE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE HELP
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Don't why I found this so fucking funny
*know
THE THINGS THEY'RE DOING ARE MORE FILTHY THAN THE SEWER ITSELF!
CRIMSON KING, SAVE ME!
ITS JUST GOING ON AND ON I CANT TAKE ANYMORE IT FEELS LIKE ITS BEEN AN HOUR
Funny how people completely ignore that disgusting bizarre plotline in the book. But hey, that's liberals. They're sick.
It's literally the main thing anyone ever talks about
Inagine being this much of a thin-skinned faggot
Every normie references that when talking about this. It's in their normie programming like when Iron Man came out all normies said about it was "Did you hear they made a movie about an alcoholic superhero?"
I just read part of the scene. I don't know what's more fucked up, that she fucked 5 dudes for her first time having sex or that 5 dudes fucked the same girl for their first time having sex.
is that jon snow kek
was King high on coke when he bingewrote this
>being such a partisan hack that you somehow make the most critiqued part of a book into a political thing
crack
It makes no fucking sense why that even happens. It doesn't add to the story. Stephen King is a weird fucker anyway, that's obvious, but I have nfi how this passage in the book can go unchallenged.
only people who watched the RLM It last year
>"Hop in, dude"
it feels like yesterday, brehs
tbf to that user everything king says and does now is highly political. he wont stfu when it comes to politics, refugees, etc. it's only fair he gets it back and is made to explain himself
Okay, this shit is going to /r/Yea Forums lmao
yes
I read it back in high school over a decade ago and people talked about it. It's all anybody talks about when this book is mentioned and it's a relatively famous book.
So at the start of the movie where she was being made fun of for being a whore, how did the other girls know?
It was perfectly constructed bait for nu-Yea Forums.
>funny how nobody mentions most talked about controversy from book that gets left out of adaptations
>throw in unessacary but subtle /pol/
Lots of (You)s to be had.
Newfaggots can't into bait. Alternatively the same strategy works for /pol/ except add some not so subtle liberal/SJW woke opinion and the replies will start flying in
Many such cases. SAD!
I WASN'T TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FAT KID. I WAS JUST IN DISGUISE TO SCARE HIM. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. WHEN HE TRIED TO KISS ME I STOPPED HIM. I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE. PLEASE BELIEVE ME.
it's part mental illness, part helpless (you) baiting
In the afterword of the 25th anniversary edition he says that "it's no accident that the final act Bill and his friends perform as child heroes is sexual", that the book is about "making the terrible transition over the bridge from childhood to adulthood."
Maybe if the kids weren't goddamn eleven that would work but as it stands it's the capstone fucked up thing in a book that is full of unnecessary fucked up shit involving Beverly.
>Hey, Penny! Cum join us!! We are all floating down here, and if you join us you'll float too!!!
>talk to a concept artist for IT 2
>congratulate him
>he complains they “spelled his name wrong” in the credits
>spot his name
>it’s fine
>let him know on social media it’s all good
>”sorry... they spelled my name wrong”
What the fuck is wrong with people?? I was just trying to be polite to someone I look up to.
I was looking for this thread earlier today.
Thank you based shitposter.
based seth didn't hoverhand.
>muh /pol/
Nigga you are fucking OBSESSED.
>this shit has been going on since 2017
can I save this image? haha
We've been talking about this since at least 2009, way before they announced a remake. I remember some mod actually deleting this page from an old thread once. Yea Forums has always wondered if they would have the balls to do that scene if they ever did a remake. They didn't.
>read a scene 1000 pages into a book and wonder why it doesn’t make sense
The Bevvie train is an incredibly important and powerful scene in context. Booklets got BTFOd
It only preys on children. They forget the awful events that it created by becoming adults. The only way they knew how to grow up was to have sex.Its in the book.
lmao
why didnt the turtle help the grownups
They say in their video that it’s something everyone knows about already, you daft twat
He did, read the novel.
>The Bevvie train is an incredibly important and powerful scene in context
Do they do the sex scene from the book in the new movie?
no
Why not?
I don't know people probably didn't test well to child gangbangs
normies
Read the book nigger.
Because audiences are barely able to take words on a page and not get triggered. Imagine all those boys on top of sophia. Even if they didn’t show their bodies and we just got their faces it would be a riot.
No, they have gay little boys scissor.
Id like them to show the bodies
>implying I would ever read this huge steaming piece of shit
Then I accept your concession, brainlet secondary.
OH GOD THEY'VE STOPPED PUMPING AND ARE NOW LOOKING AT ME LICKING THEIR LIPS
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, OPEN THE MANHOLE BEFORE THEY OPEN MINE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GET VANNED
>defending the 1000-page brick of a child pornographer
>The Bevvie train is an incredibly important and powerful scene in context.
JUST CALL ME ANGEL OF THE MORNING
>It's really important tho.
It's what bonds them together and helps them remember. The clowns magic makes you forget. They needed to create a memory that was so powerful that it would force them to remember. Something you would never forget, and you never forget your first time.
>OPEN THE MANHOLE BEFORE THEY OPEN MINE
why is there no IT rule 34 where that's how they interpret the ritual of chüd
THE FAT ONE IS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING THIS GIRL SHE KEEPS MOANING PLEASE MAKE IT STOP I’M NOT A PEDO
except that was the last thing they remembered
The book is a masterpiece. A horror epic.
Dispute me. The book needed that scene.
It was the seed that helped them remember. Take it away and they all would have forgotten.
>B-based Bill makes her cum
>B I G B E N makes her cum twice as hard
>Eddie and Ritchie crying like cucks
>Stan doesn’t cum symbolizing the fact that he doesn’t come
As expected of the master
Imagine the editor reading that scene. Imagine the audiobook reader reaching that scene.
Imagine thinking it's not a cringe scene
Stephen King is a fucking retard
surely King could have come up with something besides a child orgy
In context, no it’s not. You’re doing the literary equivalent of skipping around to 75% of the way through a movie and riffing a scene.
Nothing that:
1. Marks the end of childhood
2. Is the end of innocence
3. Bonds them deeper than family
4. Is simultaneously beautiful and wicked, the heart of darkness at the end of their amnesia
It’s shocking, memorable and essential to their characters. It’s very tastefully done as well.
They could have kicked a dog to death
That’s not as intimate and doesn’t have the light aspect of the sewer gangbang. Face it bucko, Stevie might be a coked out pervert but he wrote a couple of great books and IT is one of them.
>the light aspect of the sewer gangbang
>glorious images of flight fill her head, mixing with the harsg calling of the grackels and starlings;these sounds become the world's sweetest music
Who the fuck reads this crap!?
It has an audiobook?
Yep. Sex is a bonding activity, loss of virginity can be monumental. We have the crescendo of Ben/Bev as well.
Would you have rather him be less impressionistic and describe her cumming directly?
Nah, the stand is his best book with Roland's memories of Gilead in the dark tower being a close second.
Yes, 44 hours long and one of the best i’ve ever heard, the guy does a bang up job, yes even that scene. Get a free trial of Audible and check it out. The one on youtube is the shitty one.
The Stand is great, hence “a couple...and IT is one of them”
Theres no reason to get tolkienesque about a gangbang in a sewer to become "adults"
There is when treading the delicate waters of explaining an 11 year old reaching climax when your intention is not to titilate the reader.
And that means a gang bang?
It’s not technically a gangbang, it’s just called that for the meme. It’s actually a train, and not in the stereotypical sense. It’s really them each taking a turn with beverly one on one and sharing an intimate moment.
But what was Derry's underage sewer gangbang policy?
It can. Not all sexual acts are intended to be pornographic.
>and now she realizes for many of them sex must be some unrealized undefined monster; they refer to the act as It
>Would you do It, do your sister and her boyfriend do It, do your mom and dad still do It, and how t h e y never intend to do it
mfw It was the friends we made along the way.
A-OK if you make her cum.
IT threads were so much fun before the first movie...
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After all that I hope they gave her video game good reviews
kek
Stephen king reported pedophile when?
I wouldn't be fucking surprised
I could fap
soon probably after death no way they're getting him now
how come every prominent trump critic always ends up getting caught doing something so much worse than whatever trump does, or ends up getting cancelled? this can't be a fucking coincidence any more.
I don't know why people are surprised, there's a bunch of weird sexual shit with kids throughout his story, like the kid getting raped by the "Library Cop" or in Cujo where the dog pulls the kids pants down before killing him
>Yea Forums has always wondered if they would have the balls to do that scene if they ever did a remake.
So Yea Forums has always been hopelessly stupid.
Kek
My peepee got hard. HELP ME! Am going to die?
DUDE I WAS SO HIGH ON COKE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WRITING THAT LMAO
Yeah, the library cop scene is way fucking weirder than this because it's straight up gay child rape
>tfw no friend to calm you down with his/her pussy/boypussy
Worst feefee...
Imagine what must have been going through Ben Hanscom’s head. He got to have sex with Bevvie. HIS Bevvie. He got to lose his virginity to her, make her cum twice, and cum inside her. But he also had to watch as she fucked the rest of his friends too, including a black kid.
That’s the kind of experience that fucks you for life. Its a turtle god miracle he became a chad after that.
>the Arnold pasta
no he was high on Scope mouthwash
look it up when you dont believe me
The problem, as with many other ticks King has, is that he can't finish a story properly. He's got great ideas and scenarios, but he draws it all out in his typical fashion and then there is no satisfying closing.
Except IT sticks the landing.
>The book is a masterpiece.
>The book needed that scene.
Sounds more like you need this scene.
Sounds like you’re afraid of a little kino. Stay bookless.
Honestly you look like you're having one hell of a migraine.
IT'S A BONDING RITE
>implying King's obsession with placing sexual interactions almost everywhere is kino
Kino when you're kid, at best it seems weird when you're older.
The opposite. Once you grow out of “sex is icky” and you use your brain for a moment you’ll see what King is doing.
From a King's fan I gotta say he doesn't write women well. Also Harold Lauder is the best character he ever wrote.
>stephen king
>masterpiece
huh
have sex
And stay out
King doesn’t write anything well. Quite possibly the most overrated author I’ve actually sunk time into. He has brief moments of brilliance but most of his books are so inherently disposable
See
He is not overrated if everybody says he is shit. The Shining, Talisman, It, Salem's Lot, The Stand and the first two Dark Towers are great novels.
He is just a sellout who loves hollywood dick too much.
i love this style of houses
sorry I like reading books that actually challenge me and have real craft put into them
See you when you grow up.
>Benis in bagina makes you bond and grow up!
Literally the thought of a child.
Good post
Agreed. Liberals are fucked in the head.
Now excuse me while I go back to /pol/ to complain about age of consent laws
>Eats children and techincally, eats children's genitals
>not a pedophile
really?
He's eating it user, it's not like he gives the peepee a suck before chowing down on it
For some reason, I really can't put my finger on it, I don't want to read the book anymore....
>treats the penis as a straw as it sucks up the child's blood
>not a pedophile
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