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Luis Butler
Hudson Gray
since you’re shilling it anyway, what’s the movie about OP?
Jason King
Jews btfo
Isaiah Powell
have sex
Connor Miller
Donna Tartt is for middle aged moms
Andrew Moore
As long as /ourguy/ comes out unscathed, I'm fine.
Connor Morgan
It can't possibly be that bad. Even the worst capeshit tends to get better scores. Roger Deakins was even involved. What was the common complaint?
Ryan Turner
while driving to LA from texas to try to become an actor, i started listening to the audiobook because it won the pulitzer.
verdict: the pulitzer is fucked. he overdescribes everything like calling a pile of scarves a "razzmatazz of scarves" and "waiting for the phone to ring like i'm at a rainy bus stop." fucking trash waste of time
Asher Jenkins
answer the question
Luke Perez
>popularity pulitzer prize is bullshit
Who would've thunk
Eli Clark
Damn he sounds like a söyboy cuck. Wouldn't have been excited for the movie if I knew this.
Jackson Mitchell
>he
it was written by a woman. And the problem isn't that she "overdescribes" the problem is that her descriptions are boring, corny, and completely banal
Thomas Robinson
Is it true that his character is gay?
Nathaniel Hill
I just hope he's good in it, even if the film is shit
Ian Garcia
>mouseshill basedboi reviewers don't like an art film
Move over, nothing to see here
Julian Cox
It's a stupid fucking book. This basic ass bitch recommended it at work. I figured I would read it so I could fuck her later. Book killed my fucking boner so bad. Fuck this movie.
Dominic Gomez
What did hollywood reporter mean by this?
Caleb Gray
Jaxon Gutierrez
Is that supposed to be good or not? Fucking critics man
Lucas Hill
"doesn't quite stick the landing" is the most overused fucking phrase in film criticism right now and I can't stand it
Benjamin Cruz
This one sure isn't good
Jack Baker
I found the full paragraph here, still not sure what it means, guess it means he nailed the accent and is better than the Dunkirk guy
Bentley Reyes
>someone Russian
>name him Boris
Is creativity just completely dead in Hollywood?
Jason Brooks
blame the whore that wrote the novel
Ethan Gray
How does one define /ourguy/?
Juan Scott
These people know nothing; the film will be based kino of the highest order.
Jose Martinez
He's ukrainian tho
Dylan Reyes
This. Motherfucker wasn't even paying attention.
Joshua Evans
The idea that 16 year old Canadian Finn Wolfhard playing an Eastern European coke addicted gay vampire is almost fetishizing it’s like something you’d find on a fanfic site
Adam Hughes
HOLY FUCK muh dick
Why the FUCK didn't i know about this movie before
Jaxson Ramirez
You pedofags need to get a life.
Jordan Cooper
Not for long.
Connor Ortiz
All the people who give positive reviews are female
Just a fun observation
Andrew Campbell
This manlet is gonna get assassinated
Noah Johnson
Of course the are
Nathaniel Hernandez
>our guy