And what of Good Solonius?

it was non-Hodgkin's lymphoma

I don't know where I got ball cancer. I was like 90% sure too. Maybe some other actor.

I'll never get this meme. Liam does alright and he really comes into his own in season 3. Also don't get the losers who drop the show after season 2. Shit taste

It takes Liam a few episodes to really figure out how to play the role, but he comes a more than serviceable Spartacus mid-way through the season

Once he gets Crassus and Caesar to play off of the series picks back up again

The more egregious replacement is the new chick who plays Naevia - she's awful

ONCE AGAIN THE GODS SPREAD CHEEK AND RAM COCK IN FUCKING ASS

YOU COUNCIL TO SUCK THE COCK THAT PISSES ON ME

Oh, No! Not Cossutius!

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And what of good Sejanus?

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And what of my good fwiend Biggus Dickus?

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>nu-Navia
>"I killed him because he reminded me of a man that raped me, so he was probably a rapist. Who cares anyway right lol?"
HE WAS MY FRIEND YOU MAD BITCH

You kiss my cheek only to finger my ass

Do you shit magic coins? If so squat and produce!

gets me every time

Claim your waifu

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He stands with full hands

Lads, I love tits

Gaia
top right

also not pictured - missile-tits slave girl

Ilithyia all day every day

This one's only really main characters

There's a couple that aren't on here that might be better, but I can barely even remember torpedo tits and she was in it for all of 8 seconds

I claim Laura Surrich in the timeless role of "bath tub girl (uncredited)"

Somebody has the webm I'm sure, she was just a bit part but those tits are unforgettable
also appparently it's the only role she's ever had

Ilythia is the objectively correct answer

Man goes to Doctore
Doctore asks "what is beneath your feet?"
Man says "sand"
Good joke - gladiators laugh

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I wish I had a cool enough name that meshes as aesthetically and phonetically well when paired with the title of the Good. ''Good Daniel'' will simply never match up to ''Good Solonius''.

Based Good Solonius poster

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Is anyone else autistic enough to have a drinking game with Spartacus actors (sometimes crew members) working on capeshit TV shows?

Basically, every time I see an actor in capeshit TV show I grab a bottle of whiskey for the episode, I am not joking.

In Arrow it was Manu Bennett (though, he was also in Spartacus as he was in Arrow, so I didn't make it a game yet), then you had Katrina Law as Sarah's gf, Nick E. Tarabay as Captain Boomerang and, of course Cynthia Addai-Robinson as Amanda Waller.

In Flash you have Liam McIntyre as Weather Wizard, Todd Lasance as the Rival (waste of an actor by the way, I really think he's a very good actor).

Oh, and get this, in Legends of Tomorrow same actor who played Crassus ended up playing Caesar, dude finally became an emperor.

And game is not limited to CW garbage, Marvel shows hogged some actors as well.

You have Lucy Lawless, John Hannah, Peter Mensah and Dan Feuerriegel all appearing in Agents of Shield (John Hannah was amazing in it by the way).

And Netflix shows had Eka Darville, Pietros, he played Malcolm in Jessica Jones.

I am not fucking joking, it's really what I do. I was actually convinced Daredevil S1 was in save hands when it was announced Steven S. DeKnight would take over from Drew Goddard as a showrunner. Daredevil always had troubled production when it came to people running the ship, it's hilarious, I wish show and tradition would've continued.

I knew Joe Biden was old but goddamn.

What of Rad Solonius?

words flow from your mouth like shit from ass

Best girl

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>But soon as I get to the next season with the new actor I lose interest.

I literally didn't even notice that the actor changed.

He was the Sun.. never to rise again.

Nah, the last two seasons are garbage. The new Spartacus actor is a genuinely bad actor, can't emote for shit and talks very robotically. While the addition of Crassus and Caesar is nice, the main characters are all just boring and their drama is very high school tier shit, annoying as fuck. Crixus in particular degenerates into hobbling around following his bitch, he becomes her supporting character. If you finished Vengeance, you might as well watch War of The Damned because Vengeance is by far the worst, painful to get through.

Edit it yourself, and show us how rad he can be

Prime Gannicus > Spartacus = Pre-Injury Crixus > Post-Injury Crixus

And what of Dad Solonius?

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This is as much work as I feel like doing, honestly.

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acceptable

>tfw at work and can edit neither chad, brad, sad or mad solonius
damn

So glad I'm working from home to witness and contribute semi-fresh content

I don't think the actor that played Glaber got enough recognition. He was such a dick, in a good way

Yeah that's a good point, he really was great. I think he just tends to get lost in the shuffle later on, and early on had the misfortune of being upstaged severely by Batiatus

GIB ME DA MANEY

What the fuck were they thinking with WotD Naevia? Like in Vengeance she was ok, had a nice story arc and then in War it's like she was completely undone for the sake of forced drama

At least Caesar puts her down like the dog she is
>this does not belong to you, slave

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I love how Caesar just slowly backs away into the crowd of Roman soldiers with that look on his face like
>"whatever, I'm done with you Gannicus"

I'm not very familiar with roman battle tactics and equipment, but did they never use bows? In the show only like 3 people ever used a bow.

Javelin or slings was the poor man's weapon in the early days, and later on archery was often outsourced to auxiliaries. It just wasn't a very Roman thing, for the most part.

Teeny tiny Italian men

yes it gets good
honestly its basically two different spartacuses - the first is more angsty the second is more tempered and cool because he has more responsibility

Season 3 Spartacus>Season 1 Spartacus>Season 2 Spartacus
Once Liam gets going he's great. Final episode Liam is peak Sparta-kino.

glaber was great and his death was very satisfying
its more that he was a less in your face character than batiatus
also with glaber comes illythia

>We are both monsters, Gaius. Let us be so together and seize the fucking heavens!
Ilythia best girl

>That is not my name

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But who is the definitive best girl?

Lucretia

user, YOU MAD FUCK. I WOULD HAVE WORSD.

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Cossutius is the most based character I have ever seen on tv

WE HUNT
CATCH MEAT

>mfw this one is significantly tighter
>mfw two sides of a coin

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Seppia is the thinking man's choice

AND ROMAN DRINK

Sibyl

Add an “us” to the end of your name and try it on for size.

Based

It's my party you have to do what I say

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The gods have seen it fit yet again to spread cheeks and jam cock in ass

A fucking Numerius!
God i hate him, poor Varro.

which one munches carpet?

I will reimburse you the cost of the man, proceed. Or do we have a problem, Batiatus?

Gaia (upper right) swings both ways
she has a 3-some with Batiatus and Lucretia

the blonde german chick likes girls too

based

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and what of young Vettius?

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Wettius.

The season final is kino.

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BASED user COMING IN WITH THE SAVE

>No Gaia

Plebs.

The last 2 seasons are absolute hot garbage. I went to rewatch the series, couldn't even finish it.

And what of good skeeup Bayless?

I'm consistently shocked that Jai Courtney was actually good in this

Not really. They used javelins, short swords, and big shields, along with plenty of artillery in the imperial era. They’d occasionally have some foreign auxiliaries armed with bows in later years, but it was never a mainstay. By the fall of the western empire, legionaries were throwing lead darts at enemies, a badass weapon never seen in film.

lol

For me, glad you asked user, it's Xena

I don't see how anyone could honestly choose otherwise