Independence Day

Fuck both, dogs AND people I say

OMG DID U SEE THE NEW JENNAMARBLES VIDEO???? I JUST LUV CERMIT SO MUCH!!!!! HER PUPPERS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! 30 YEAR OLD DOGGO MOMMA FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>incel calling anyone else an incel
Embrace your celibacy LMAO

lmao, burgers have an unhealthy obsession with their doggos

>liking dogs means you are obsessed with apparently some eceleb
retard

t. shitskin incel
try not to blow anyone up you unfuckable loser

>chink having an aneurysm
lmao

>>Independence Day
>>People are roasting alive due to the alien attack
>*crickets*
>>Dog is threatened
>NOOOOO NOT THE DOGGO
>NOT THE WHOOFER
>NOT THE BORKIN BOOFER!!!
>SAVE THE PUPPER
>DONT HURT THE GOOD BOI
>NOT THE FLUFFER
>PLEASE NO NOT THE HECKIN GUD PUPPERINO
>>Dog survives
>YAAAAAS OMFGGGG THE DOGGO QT PRETTY PUPPER BEST MAN'S FRIENDO MADE IT

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Hiller(wsmith) wife stripper was cheating on her husband with the dog
in the sequell the training accident actually a suicide, when he saw videos

>the same fucking thread for at least the third time tonight
Why? It's not even a good thread. Do you actually have nothing better to do than shitpost your own reposts for hours at a time on a Norwegian dog-gland expressing forum?

this is why you're being replaced by niggers. you choose dogs over your own people.

What if there was a movie where a dog was actually intentionally killed and it was a major point in the marketing? Like it's a fairly standard noir/cop drama movie but when the dog gets killed by the villain you actually see it get shot.

There would be huge fucking protests but it would make so much fucking money if anyone had the balls to do it.

>this is why you're being replaced by niggers. you choose dogs over your own people.

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user the results from your tests have come back, it says you need to have sex

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dogs have much better overall qualities

John Wick you retard.

Dogs are unironically more suited to live in civilization than blacks are. Non-sentient four-legged deformed wolves have a deeper understanding of loyalty and friendship than you porch monkeys. Think about that for a moment.

Go fuck your dog, femcel.

Yea Forums here. Quit trying to force this shitty meme on our board. Sneed posting is already bad enough, we don't need whatever the fuck this is supposed to be too.

Yea Forums here. Please keep posting this epic kino meme on our board. Sneed posting was good enough, but you lads have outdone yourself with this one.

Dogs are the white mans greatest companion and have been loyal and useful to us like no other animal. There is a reason in the civilised world of northern europe every family has a dog, while in third world shitholes they're seen and treated like vermin. There can be no great indicator of being a shitskin than how you view are canine brothers.

Nice trips, but shame you're a complete faggot.

Whatever you say user, now get back to work!

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Dogs are more likely to have a job

>Dog survives

Literally tens of millions of other dogs (and cats) being incinerated all over the planet at that same moment. But as long as THIS dog we are currently looking at is okay, it's all good.

>too big a sociopath to not understand having a heightened sense of empathy for beings which csn truly be said to be innocent

>YALL LOVE DOGS MORE THAN YALL LOVE US BLACK FOLX. U HONKEYS IS RACISS AS SHIT

Don't take it so hard. I love dogs better than I love ALL people...even myself.

Stop eating dogs chink

This pasta may have surpassed the screenshot of Brad Pitt beating up Jackie Chan in terms of the butthut it causes.

I Am Legend. It's even another Will Smith's movie.

This happens in EVERY Roland Emmerich movie.

>Racist projecting losers go into a seethe when you insult their pets
HAVE SEX. WITH A WOMAN, NOT YOUR DOGGOS INCELS!

>he says as he munches down on a burger
why do you value one animal life over another?

not even a veganfag, but as a meat eater you need to come to terms with your moral inconsistencies

caring about dogs when millions of animals are slaughtered for us to eat is the dumbest shit ever

Dogs are the ultimate reddit and normalfag animal. I shoot any dog that steps foot on my property and you redditors can't do a single thing to stop me.

you're not the boss of me

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OMG DOGGOS ARE SO INNOCENT BECAUSE I LOCK IT IN MY HOUSE ALL DAY WITH NO OPPORTUNITY TO SEE ITS VISCOUS NATURE
Rocks are innocent. Cry about them.

my aunt died recently and I've been helping clean out her house so they can sell it, when I looked in the closet she had tons of coats made of real fur, but through her life she was supposedly a huge animal lover and was even buried with her pets. I just thought it was really weird.

>Dogs were first domesticated in China
>WE WUZ DOG FUCKAZ N SHIEEET
OHNONONO

Cats >>>>>> Dogs

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No one fucking talks like this. Stop projecting.

It's not innocent in the moral sense, you fucking tard. It's innocent because it neither got itself into that situation, nor can it actually do much of anything about it. It has no agency and operates in a world of an another's making.

Dogs are cute and never have bad opinions.

wrong, thats just one hypothesis. new evidence suggests they were domesticated multiple times, in europe and also asia

Is there a more eye rolling moment in film than this?

Free will is a myth. I have no agency and I operate in a world of anther's making. I'm fucking 20.

experience.
i´m a meat eater but like dogs a lot. i dont eat pig because pigs are fucking bros.
chickens can go fuck themselves. they are fucking assholes.

If I saw a dog and a human drowning and could only save one I'd save the dog.

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Fact: Dogs are true friends. They are a white man's companion: all other races are either afraid of them, hate them or want to eat them. The bond between a dog and a human is very beautiful in itself.

Now that said, dogs are not humans. It is sad that they serve as substitutes for having babies at this day and age. They are also not equal to humans, but I would always but any dog before any nigger or another shitskin.

Are you sure she even bought them? Lots of women inherit old fur coats because they last really well, and at that point you might as well keep it because it's more respectful to make sure the animal's life wasn't wasted.

>Durrr why do you prefer car X over car Y when both are cars
Different animals have different qualities, a cow wouldn't make a great pet, but is really nourishing.

HELLO BOYS

magapedes are so easy to trigger lmao

All felinecels should get castrated

I think this common reaction could be the result of humans perceiving domesticated animals as vulnerable and dependent. But the well being and physical safety of other humans as their own responsibility, because of our darwinian nature.

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Now this is the quality of posts I subscribed for

Yes, that's called being white, Tyrell.

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Pretty kino if you ask me

dogs wont rob me

*pitbull mauls a white baby*
>IT'S JUST HIS NATURE HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF NOOOOOO DON'T PULL OUT YOUR GUN NOOOOOO DON'T SHOOT HIM *BANG* NOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SPECIESIST AND YOU LITERALLY ARE KILLING THE PLANET WE NEED TO PRESERVE ALL SPECIES EVEN IF THEY WANT TO KILL US BERNIE SAVE ME

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>pitbull
and who tends to have those?

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why do you hate dogs OP?

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These stories make me fucking cry everytime. And let's not even talk about those vids.

youtube.com/watch?v=zeaSK0h1TL8

holy shit

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you just know

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I mean I'd watch still

Professor Peterson wrote an entire chapter analyzing why people (westerners) tend to care for dogs more than themselves or fellow humans, it goes back to the root feelings of guilt we feel at being imperfect all-suffering creatures with a near infinite capacity for evil, an embedded feeling shared by our species explored and communicated by our ancestors through the idea of original sin.

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George "Gas the Pits, race war now" Doggo

Yet more proof pit bulls are the nwords of the dog world

did you discord gremlins seriously not grow up around dogs. it explains a lot.

I'm more surprised this thread's not seizing on the opportunity for a good gloat over how well-known homosexual Harvey Fierstein's homosexual character died while the dog survived ("dogs is better than faggits etc").

There were dogs in the fucking Mayans dude

>George

I remember this. If there's an adjunct Valhalla for dogs...well, you get the idea.

Dogs are worth more than people and you are a good example of this. If something like this happens, your neighbors would save a stray dog and celebrate while they see you burn like the cuck you are.

jesus the link

I wonder about the broader implications of the story ie whether the pits were destroyed and if their fuckhead owners were permanently ostracised within the town, which isn't large.

Imagine being at the town council where they have to decide who's going to tell those nice black gentlemen who just moved in that they don't approve of pit bull fighting in their fair little burg. I imagine every single person in the room being a tiny balding man in glasses and zigzag striped beige sweater vests.

Pretty much any movie actually about a dog has it die in the end.

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I imagine just one because of how small Manaia (*

>The absolute bugman rage when someone doesn't unconditionally love a particular animal
>The immediate reflex to call you a shitskin
Is there any other particular group of people who can be made mad so swiftly?

You seem inordinately triggered.

>Filename not “new_chappelle_standup” come on

I do still like petting dogs desu.

>dude haha why are you so upset he just said he didn't like dogs haha

Let's review the OP's actual post:
>>Independence Day
>>People are roasting alive due to the alien attack
>*crickets*
>>Dog is threatened
>NOOOOO NOT THE DOGGO
>NOT THE WHOOFER
>NOT THE BORKIN BOOFER!!!
>SAVE THE PUPPER
>DONT HURT THE GOOD BOI
>NOT THE FLUFFER
>PLEASE NO NOT THE HECKIN GUD PUPPERINO
>>Dog survives
>YAAAAAS OMFGGGG THE DOGGO QT PRETTY PUPPER BEST MAN'S FRIENDO MADE IT

If you think someone is out of line for calling that person a nigger, you're probably a nigger too.

>caring about dogs when millions of animals are slaughtered for us to eat is the dumbest shit ever
I care about my neighbours but i don't care if a million chinks get eaten by escalators, same shit desu

>why don't we care about every single thing on the planet equally reeee
>everything is the same it's all relative reeee
This is how beta faggots become socialists.

Well said.

based virtue signaling user

I honestly don't care about people dying in movies but when it's an animal it pisses me off. like when I was watching Killing Eve and they showed Villanelle a picture of 2 lynched men and I was like whatever but then they showed her a picture of a dog that's been hanged and that shit legit upset me.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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They simply took to domestication better

Hopeless retard

Haha

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>nwords
saying this instead of niggers should be a bannable offence

They're learning.

lol I love how triggered you are
nwords nwords nwords
gonna have a fit? gonna shit yourself, little baby?

People are sinner, dogs are pure.

>make same thread every 20 minutes for weeks
Ebic

>Yet more proof pit bulls are the nwords of the dog world

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oh no no no look how fragile
so triggered he had to change ip and post again

But it’s 4channel please don’t tell me you go onto “Yea Forums” and be racist...

>oh no no no look how fragile
so triggered he had to change ip and post again

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Based George

you do know the whole thread can see both these posts and tell which one is the triggered, fragile reactionary, right?
why would someone just shoot themselves in the foot like that.

>you do know the whole thread can see both these posts and tell which one is the triggered, fragile reactionary, right?
why would someone just shoot themselves in the foot like that.

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I like how you've regressed to the mental capacity of a five year old and literally all you can do is repeat back what I say. I broke you that much.
Go ahead and copy and paste this post too. Be my slave, bitch boy ;^)

>I like how you've regressed to the mental capacity of a five year old and literally all you can do is repeat back what I say. I broke you that much.
Go ahead and copy and paste this post too. Be my slave, bitch boy ;^)

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ur fuck*n gay bro lol

I honestly don't understand why anybody would want a dog when cats exist

I honestly don't understand why anybody would want a cat when dogs exist

I honestly don't understand why anybody would want to live when death exists

I honestly don't understand why anybody would waOOOOOOOOOH IM GONNA FUCKING COOM AGAIN AAAGGHHHHGAAHAAAAA COOOOM

white people are so fucked up they don't care when a human dies in the movies

but when a dog dies it's literally the worst thing that could happen

it's almost similar in real life. white people think a person who kills, or even is not nice to a dog once, deserves a death penalty, as apposed to a person kills another person.

>understanding of loyalty and friendship
lmao. They are literally robots programmed to be slaves. Nothing deep or spiritual about it. Dumb animals like any other, just good breeding techniques.

Sneed

It's too bad we couldn't program you blacks the same way.

yas dog slay

It just cracked me up! Thanks

>white people
And blacks/browns are different? They "care" when people die in a movie? What a foolish and nonsensical argument.

>AWW SHEET NIGGUA I TOLD YALL NOTTA OPEN DAT DOOR HAHA DAT NIGGA GOT GAT

It's worse in the sequel,the fucking kids and the dude in the scholar bus literally survive the giant mother of the aliens without problems,wtf where they thinking?

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This is why the pitbull conundrum triggeres liberals so much. It's the perfect foil for the entire SJW agenda; they either have to admit that genetic predispositions can affect behavior, or that black and brown people are largely incompetent thugs.

people suck
dogs are heckin good boys
sorry not sorry

>you retard

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do not EVER let them know that a particular meme pisses you off. it just lets them know that it’s effective or has potential and then they do it ten times more

>mad as fuck
lmfao

>buried with her pets
did she make you kill them first or did the will specify to throw them in alive?

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autists have impaired capacity for empathy

Imagine feeling sad for those fucking sub humans on the roof begging for the aliens to save them

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Where the fern grows

>A single cow feed dozens so it’s slaughtered more
Wow great assessment dumbass

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good dogs are cool, bad dogs are niggers
good cats are cool, bad cats are double niggers

rate my life philosophy

1 dog > Three cities full of nogs and shitlibs.

it's like you're ignoring he was fighting two savage dogs

My dog is eleven years old. He's awesome. That is all.

>GOOD IS GOOD
>BAD IS BAD
wow, how enlightening

Pet owners are mentally ill.

true though
think about it

Somebody watched that one Re:View episode

Dogs are domesticated, cows are farmed.
It’s the reason why if we went vegan as a species you’d see a fuck load of farming animals go extinct

I hate dogs. I want to kill them. I hate their noises. I hate their mimicry of emotions. I hate when they look at me with their beady little eyes. I hate dogs.

Bro I have nothing against black people it's the niggers that I hate

That was a great scene though, I actually stood up in the theater and started shadow boxing when I first saw it

>let me just enslave an animal for my personal amusement and to gratify my ego's wish to subjugate another being and have it express false feelings of affection for me
they really are

Pitbulls are the niggers of canines. They are not real dogs.