Character takes a shower

>character takes a shower
>they don't wear a bathing suit

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Why are there no toilets in video games

>character takes a shower
>they don't dry their taint

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>he didnt play the most kino ps2 game ever

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Whats a taint

>character takes a piss
>doesn't piss in the sink

>character is naked in old movie
>they're clearly wearing a skin color bathing suit

>character takes a shower
>they don't pee in the shower
>they don't jerk off in the shower
why bother even getting a shower at that point?

>character goes to take a shower
>doesn't sit on the toilet on their phone for at least an hour beforehand

>character uses a public restroom
>doesn't sit in a stall for three hours servicing strangers' cocks

>character is naked in movie
>you can see her pusy

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>character takes a hot bath
>doesn't get lightheaded when they stand up and pass out and smack their head on the floor

>character is naked in movie
>why does she have a penis

>American home
>nobody takes their shoes off

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>character at home alone
>doesn't try to suck own dick

>character takes a shower
>he is unironically wearing a bathing suit

>character takes a shit
>he doesnt vigorously wipe his ass until it hurts

Using an electric water floss machine is better.

>character brushes teeth
>gums don't bleed for over five minutes afterwards

>character takes a shit
>toilet paper isn't covered in blood after wiping

>character about to have sex
>doesn't wear a helmet

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>Character takes a shower
>Doesn't wash between their ass crack
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

>CHARACTER TAKES A POOPOOO
>DOESNT'T WIPE WITH SOAP AND THEN HAVE A HOT WATER ENEMA

>character shits in the shower
>doesn't stomp on the shit and aims the showerhead on the shit towards the drain

Metal gear solid and final fantasy 7 have prominent levels based in toilets
There was an old ps1 game called broken helix that starred bruce campbell and you can go into the bathroom and check the urinals and he'd say, "huh, last drop is always in your pants."