Worst movie you've seen

Watched Europa report yesterday as well, I didn't mind it but the static camera positions got on my nerves.

I really didn't like baby driver.

While it isn't even near the worst movie I've seen, there was a lot I disliked, and most of it came down to the casting decision for the lead... that anvil egbort dude.

Manos is up there.

Check out the long anticipated sequel imdb.com/title/tt5056154/

I probably would hate it too, but I didn't even watch it because everything about it from the name, to cast, to overall style is peak s*ycore, and all the blandest normies I knew at the time it came out creamed their pants over it

you're favorite movie

no, you are, user

bewitched with nicole kidman

not a movie but honestly the holiday special

Speed racer

Mulholland drive

Identity Thief
Chronicle

The Dictator

in b4 TLJ trolls bury the thread in shit

Big Stan

3 ninja's - high noon at mega mountain

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at4w, the movie

The Number 23

thx

meet the spartans. fuck that movie

Anyone who did not reply "who killed captain alex" is lying

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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That shitty parody genre was popular in the 00's.

Wicker Man is peak comfy though. I never understood the hate for it.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

The only movie to make me angry when I watch it is Mars Attacks. Fuck that movie.

For me it still has to be Alone in the Dark
I played the game growing up so I was looking forward to it and rented it as soon as it hit Blockbuster
What a disappointment. There was bonus stuff on the DVD with interviews where the actors talking about what a great director Uwe Boll is, all with straight faces

garbage movie but i've seen worse.

for me it's a toss up between Battlefield Earth and Master of Disguise.

I thought vampire movies were supposed to be scary but apparently, no one noticed anything wrong about this thing.

Expectations subverted.

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The most recent one has to be
The last jedi, one of the dumbest fucking movies Ive ever seen, I don't know how you can like star wars after that.

wait, what the fuck

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2012 was garbage too

Food Fight was beyond terrible, I feel it's not even fair to list it. Other than that, there's Delgo, which is painfully dull and one of the most expensive flops in animated movie history. But probably the the movie I've hated the most for having to watch it was Titanic: the Legend Goes On. Abysmal movie, unredeemable.

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I'm really envious of a lot of people in this thread, they've clearly never watched actually bad movies.

jesus goddamn christ this movie is what I imagine being high on PCP must be like, and not in a good way. It came out the year I was born, too.

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Terror Toons.

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Legitimately could be a reddit zoomers worst movie

the AVGN movie

Undead, fucking hell Australia get your shit together

Watch 'The Goods: Live Free, Sell Hard'. Europa Report will look like a cinematic masterpiece compared to that shitshow. Did not laugh, chuckle, or smile throughout the entire movie. Worst thing I have ever seen. Piven sucks and cannot lead a film.

2012 was trash but still much more entertaining
cusack can carry a shitty script to be pretty watchable

I LIKE Wicker Man, the scene where they kill Nic Cage is superdark.

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One of the Friday the thirteenth films

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>The Evil Down the Street
It wasn't even scary at all, just boring. None of the people in it could act at all.
Anyway here's a funny comment I found on the trailer on youtube.

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kino tummy

Which one?

Space Cop

Yeah I take it back, it was the worst experience but not the worst movie. I can find some amusement in a lot of movies ITT, but that one in particular left me feeling almost nothing.

Suicide Squad. Is unironically the worst movie ever made

I can't think of a specific one, but 99% of all child/teen focused films

Suicide Squad and Star Wars: Attack of the Clones are pretty high up there. Not in terms of craftsmanship but in how utterly unenjoyable they were.

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Six String Samurai

fight me irl

By superdark you mean fucking hilarious.

Dune 1984

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Captain Alex is a cinema tour de force. Balls of fury

Megan is Missing

The only good thing about the movie
>That tummy
>those bangs

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rubber, I hate that god damn movie so much.

I guarantee I'm going to get some anons seething and telling it's actually good but the worst film I've ever seen was Little Nicky.

Its such a fucking piece of shit and is actually the only film to make me walk out of the theatre.

A close second is The Big Lebowski

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lil nicky is shit, but I still enjoy it. It has a cute premise and it was the last movie I saw with both my mother and father before their divorce

Thor Ragnarok
Great pick

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Fucking hate that movie

pic related
the one and only time i actually got legimately pissed that i spent money on a movie

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Well that’s no surprise, look who made it
They know absolutely nothing about movies

Atomic Blonde

On that note, I watched the Vince Vaughn / Jen Aniston flick The Break-Up shortly after my parents’ divorce and it was one of the least enjoyable theater experiences I’ve ever had. Still feel that personal issues aside that movie is awful, though; there’s a reason they had to market it with Aniston’s implies nudity and nothing else

fuck off

I only watch good movies, sorry.

The Open House
disgusting dreck

2012 was peak disaster kino

Watched it while I was waiting for a haircut, don't know why. It's awful.

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Cabin in the woods

You're retarded.

That shitty movie.
The Myst (not the video game)

Bloodz vs Wolvez

I was the only one in the room watching it.

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Did he successfully run from that wave?

Revolver
Southland tales

10. You Don't Mess With the Zohan
9. Osombie
8. Babylon A.D.
7. Epic Movie
6. Rocky Horror Picture Show
5. The Man Who Fell to Earth
4. Performance
3. Werckmeister Harmonies
2. A Scanner Darkly
1. Film Socialisme

chasing amy

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

You're a joyless sack.

based

Jurassic World 2

>A Scanner Darkly
I'm glad someone else has seen it but come on man, it's not bad.

You're right. It's the worst of all time. I was lashing out at people for the rest of the day after having watched it, this is how much I wanted to punch Linklater.

Red Tails

The square

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This guy sounds like a fag.

This

Gay

Let's be serious for a minute here. What makes a bad movie ? We can define precise points to calculate a "bad" score
>poor execution : directing
>poor execution : acting
>poor execution : writing
>poor execution : technical
>ripoff / uncreative
>waste of good material (very important imho)
>opportunistic (aka made only for money)

Godard is the worst thing that happened to cinema