HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS

WTF

>no emus
everyone relax this is fake

>just because it's not yet identified doesn't mean it's unidentified
Shut the fuck up you blithering idiot.

Though this is obviously fake, I did get a cool little story about a UFO being struck by lightning in Austria in 2016. Looks pretty real.

post it

Yooooo what the fuck? Turn on the news. Whats with this missile talk? What are those witches doing?

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google it yourself faggot

>UFO JUST LANDED IN AUSTRIA
googled it, what am I looking for?

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>AUSTRIA
>AUSTRALIA
are you fucking retarded?

post it bitch

Oh My!!!!!!!

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Jaysus, how fucking new?

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I want this to be real, but OP didn't post an archive and I can't find it on google, so it must have been taken down if it was real. but I don't know if it was real to begin with because OP is being a faggot and posting an archive link.

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Imagine landing in the Bootlicker nation lite. Orbital bombardment when?

>implying anything exciting will ever happen in this reality

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>obviously fake but had to google it to be sure
Kill yourself retard.

if a UFO landed it would most likely be some irreverent nation it's not like Hollywood films where it would land in the white house lawn

>doesn't matter

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It made me curious if there were any UFO sightings in Austria :/ What a horrid thing to say to another person, user.

>Ay suun qui' yankin yer pickle n' come ou'syde! Sum fakn cahnts parked a fakn UFO on me lawn

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>Austria is now located in Australia
Everything is right and just in the world

I unironically wish it happened and they're hostile and destroy us all

>buy a newspaper

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Absolutely laughing right now with my hot alien gf (who just said I've been chosen to marry her as part of an interbreeding scheme between our species) at the idiots calling this fake.

Feels so stale yet so fresh, I love it.

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>just found out my alien gf is actually a male

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OH SHIT. They abducted two letters! AL! They got AL!

>american education

>A L
>A L I E N
It was right in front of us this whole time.

realistically what would an alien look like? they wouldn't be humanoid right?

They'd look like you. Ya know, gay, lol.

I want to believe

Any intelligent alien we could communicate with is more likely to be similar to us than it is to be totally different.

Even hotter now

They could be humanoid.
We evolved this way because it's practical as fuck and it's one of the few ways tool-making is possible.

see

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HOLY FUCK, AN AUSTRALIA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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what's australia like?

oh bullshit, when the aliens land it it will be in Poland. they will be hostile and we will try to fight them. our losses will be appalling

i would beat the fuck out of an alien if it ever tried fucking with me

huh. how about that.

hilarious

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>tfw you will never carry your dickgirl alien gf(bf)'s halfbreed child

We don't talk about the birthplace of Hitler.

Shithole

probably you'd try. no slight to your personal courage or resolve but I imagine alien invaders of a sort whose personal power and civilisational (?) advancement is beyond anything we can viably resist

Don't worry it will fly back to the person who threw it.

yea those faggots might have some fancy ships but I've been running SS + GOMAD for the last five years I would beat their tiny grey skulls to MUSH then drive their ships to their home planet and fuck their wives.

based

Asuka sees what you did there.

>open Wikipedia
>it's real
what the eff