You're late, hop in it's a gabagool thread

Posting boomer Sopranos meme

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Isn’t that a Churchill quote?

gahbihgoohhl

What would have happened if Tony just let "Little Pussy" Malanga get whacked at Vesuvio instead of burning it down?

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>AYYYE FUCK YOU TONE

How did Chrissy get away with this comment?

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WATCH IT CRISSY

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does anyone have that paulie meme where he's on the plane from 9/11? It's my friends birthday on 9/11, so I wanted to frame it and give it to him as a gift. will post results

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Could there be another big series about organized crime? The Italian mafia is pretty much dead, so would it have to be about Latin gangs?

They literally have those on Spanish channels.

Are they as good as The Sopranos?

Probably not. Their organized crime isn't as interesting or funny as Jersey wops.

is anything?

Tony grabs Bobby's neck with both his hands and pushes him against the nearest wooden structure

TONY: Why did you steal my face you fat fuck? Why did you steal my fucking face?

BOBBY: It was a joke Tone, It was a joke I swear.

TONY: You couldn't just keep your own smelly face? You couldn't just steal Paulie's face you mutt?

Tony slaps vigorously Bobby with his right hand.
Bobby falls to the ground and looks up to Tony while covering the cheek that was hit.

BOBBY: I swear Tony it was just a joke. It was the medication, I swear. I can probably get a note from my doctor. I stopped taking it I'm normal now.

quality kek

So Im two seasons in. Does his son or his mom get less annoying?

Carmela is not annoying.

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>TOOOOOOONY!

I used this line on some guy in a bar, he slapped the drink out of my hands and then I mocked him as he bent down to clean it up

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It was objectively a shitty, ill-fitting jacket

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Best tits in the show
besides Chris's hooker in that episode with Ben Kingsley

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you may think so

Good. Cause Tony and his mommy issues are starting to get scary close to home.

All the women are insufferable.

reminder that this is why chrissy did all those drugs. he knew too much

Did Tony die?

Please. Someone answer

Pawlie

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The vipers shot him

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Gomorrah is the only thing that comes close. It lacks the humor and comfyness of the sopranos tho.

Yes but prepare to fucking despise Meadow

the jackeeeeeet

Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech

Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
Christopher: None of your business.
Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.

Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.

Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.

Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.

Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.

Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.

Tony turns red with anger.

Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.

Tony is outraged

Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.

Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.

Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

Plus Rocky DeMayo might punch your lights out to get it back

i ate her munky, tone

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GABBAGOOOOOOOOOOOL

OHHHH

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kek more

>want to watch another show
>remember nothing is even half as good as kinopranos
What do?

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>The joke Ralph made was that he "heard Ginny Sack was having a 90 pound mole removed from her ass".
>When explaining the incident to Carmine, an angry Johnny Sack said that "the implication is that her ass is big enough to have a mole that size removed from it".

fucking LOL

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Carm is the overboss. Who's above Tony? Carmela.

At first I thought the gabbagoo was funny, but by the seventeenth reference I started to dread it. Please tell me the writers stop. I'm on season 2 and thinking about dropping it.

Nah, just a stroke

the wire is pretty much on the same level but it’s just great in different ways

Beaverton Police Department

>ywn live to see James Gandolfini revisit and play an Tony Soprano
>mfw

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See
>6qz3aUM

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How are carmela and AJ annoying? I feel like Carmela is one of the few wives in television who's done well and is likeable mostly because she has Tony's back, and AJ is a dumb fat middle schooler and he does a good job at that.

carmela is a complete hypocrite. in the separation season she constantly bitches she can’t afford anything but it never once occurs to her to get a job. she had a god tier body early on though

the mafia isnt dead the south italian mob ndranghata controls 80% of europes coke smuggling

Their storylines are obnoxious, filler shit. You're watching cool interesting mob shit happen and then bam that dumb cunt or the fat manlet comes on the screen and brings it to a halt. I skip the family scenes every single time during rewatches.

This, the mafia didn't die it's just a lot quieter with its business.

How did that fat fuck vito sneak up on Joey Salads? Seriously, does the script say "then fat fuck comes out of the bushes to ambush him?" Can't remember the fucking character's name, it's my blood pressure medicine.

Jackie Jr

But that's the point of the show, Tony balancing his business with his family life, that's why it's called "the sopranos" at its heart it's about family.

>at its heart it's about family.

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More like the nigger. I watched for 20 minutes and had to shut it off.

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Dumb wojak poster

>Dumb wojak poster

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underrated

>crime family is named dimeo
>tonys family is named soprano
>show is called the sopranos

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Yeah, that's the implication of the last episode.

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Fug I clicked the spoiler thing

Gabagool, provolone, and the vinegar peppers.

Yeah, but did she even exist?

Wrong

sensiblechuckle.gif

He right though

>his son or his mom
he means livia but all you esl read it wrong.
no, aj is constantly cringe. livia... will become significantly less intrusive soon.
but then you get janice

Fucking based. Funny and true.

Makes you think!1 =^)

PUSS!!!!!!

Lmao

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

>Sopranos thread
>nobody has posted boomboomfu
for shame, Yea Forums

GOOD FUCKEN EARNER

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That animal Blundetto getting fucked in the ass

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I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK OKAY? ALL A YOU GUYS!

Who was in the wrong here?

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WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?

>You remember your first blowjob?

>Yeah

>How long did it take the guy to cum?

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He died

OHHHHHHH

Hehehe
Did ya hear that T?

AIDS?

NOBODY GOT AIDS

AJ I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANUDDA WORD ABOUT FEMALE DICKS, DISCORD TRANNIES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK AN 'IN-CELL' IS.

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Why was Vito at the gay club?

This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it? Yes
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

actually not bad lol

Congrats on being a straight fucking retard I guess.

>tfw i finally got the sopranos ps2 game working on my fat boy
kino incoming

The Wire might be better.

Why did Christopher consistently have the funniest lines?
>Vito a fag. Big construction tycoon. When he was always talking about greasing the unions, who knew that's what he meant?
>That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit
>The fuck's that got to do with cold medicine?
>Probably thinking about how to pull a Columbine
>Well keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her!
>That was before inflation
>Hey, whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?

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Sure he sucked dick in the can, but they get a pass on that. Some of them are locked up for ten twenty years.

Paulie for not finishing the fucking potatoes

TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE FUCKIN FAMILY??!

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YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE VIPERS ASSHOLE!

LET ME TELL YOU A COUPLE A THREE THINGS!

Next time...dere won't BE a next time.

he jacked into a tissue

this exactly. Why so niggery?

He jacked off into a grilled cheese

too bad we never got to see that.

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She any good? What am I sayin, you probably taught her how!

>I'D RATHER STAB MYSELF IN THE HEART WITH A KNIFE, THAN BE THE FATHER OF A SHINEBOX LOVER
What did Phil mean by dis?

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Wooah, take it easy!

Shit yeah esse it's already out though

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Wasn't that a little uncalled for? I mean she must have been 10 years older than that Arlekin Cover she had for a bodyguard

Hold up.... Why yes, as a maddah o'fact I don't use any of dem fucking steroids, how'd ya guess that Columbo?

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>Sopranos gets threads on the regular
>so does the Wire
>hell, even breaking bad gets some
>meanwhile Game Of Thrones
>or walking dead
Do normies not qualify as human beings or what ?

A smoke he hires for his own mother.

Correct.

DERS NO SCRAPS IN MY SCRAPBOOK

NO, HERE YOU GO YA BIG MOUTHED FUCK

>meanwhile Game Of Thrones
Meanwhile what? You stoonad.

fuckfaceitis then richie

literally not one single thread besides waifufags sodomozing eachother

For me, it's Paulie Walnuts.

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nope inherently, the women and kids run the rackets in naples and they are loud and stupid as fuck

>literally not one single thread besides waifufags sodomozing eachother

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It was an old shitty jacket that was out of style and barely fit him. Gifting it was an insult.

Show ended like what, 2 months ago ? literally nothing, D E A D

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CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOR

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No more Butchie, no more of this

evidently chickentown

a good Kino can be made about the Morocan Mafia and its drug war in Amsterdam

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Hey did you guys hear about Tony's mother? He apparently put her in a care home.

ITSA RETIYAMENT COMMUNITY

WONDA WHERE HARPO'S EATIN HISH SHUNDAY DINNEH?

excellent post

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAAAFFFFFFFFFF

>best earner
>good captain
>not a rat fuck
>not greedy or selfish
>well liked
>level headed

But he told a few jokes some guys didn't like so he had to die.

I heard they found an 8 ball in Vito's corner pocket!

Goes to show how much of a shit egotistical leader Tony was
always insecure and jealous of the smart ones
which makes sense how Paulie was the only one to make it even tony contemplated whacking that retard too

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>well liked
he wasn't

>level headed
lulz

This man shoulda been in da show

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Underrated post

A she hit him
B it wasnt his child she was carrying
C he was doing a lof of coke
D SHE WAS JUST A WHOOOOOOAAAAR

Why didnt chrissy stop Phil from beating his sister

Kys the wire is shit and only faggot redditors will tell you different

She's a hypocrite and cunt. The scene with the Jewish psychiatrist cements this fact.

>I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK! ALL YOU GUYS!

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She had some fat titties. Wonder why they didn't take her kind gesture

but with the belt, like rommel

these threads suck now, it used to be decent discussion now its just lines from the show

Why not take the bj and kill her afterwards

Indeed. She filled out very nicely in middle age. Ughn!

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That’s why you gotta live for today

jersey? they're a glorified crew!

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Pleb

I bet he's one of those stunads who hate the Melfi scenes too, even thought there were the whole basis of the show at the start.

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Remember when is the lowest form of conversation

OH RIMSHOT

>Ay Carm'

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This is an old copypasta but it's still based

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> SHE WAS A HOOAH

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>Gabagool?
if my memory serves she gets some good milkers

>This way she can grow up to be a cocksucking slob, just like her muddah.

Not really. She was thicc in S2, but was at peak hotness in S3 & S4, then got too skinny again.

He disrespected the Bing.

>tfw no spin-off show set in current year about Vito Jr.

The cuban missle crisis line never fails to make me laugh

>So? He's barred from the place.

>I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

Watch out we got Plato over here

Why would watch a show about Puerto Rican whoooah?

>Make me SICK.

AJ is just kinda there in the whole show. Olivia was the best villain.

So, was Vito kidding or was he actually gay?

I could care less, basically.

When I pass, sticky me.... don't give me the Frank Vincent treatment nooooooo.....

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>Look, just like home!

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Ginny and Johnny Sack are the best parts of the show. The way that Ginny fucking ruins John's life, made his family mentally ill fat and anorexic, is the source of the anger outbursts that almost get him killed, and her stubbornness plus delusion in never losing weight is the source of his smoking and the cancer that kills him. Love that dumb bitch

Yeah that's her character, she's entertaining because she's a hardline criminal hypocrite just like Tony and she has just enough seperation to feel like she's never guilty

>tfw no scene of the poor janitor having to clean up Vito Jr's shit in the shower

we wuz

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wasn't she naked in that scene?
oh no, in the other scene, when she dies
it's that right?

I SAW DAT ONE COMIN

Annalisa was hot as fuck. Wish she went nude.

Correct. I would post it, but the fags will ban me yet again.

To be fair, one could point out that the FBI identified that little pygmy thing in Jersey as the Soprano crime family.

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Why would there be Breaking Bad threads on Yea Forums in the first place. It doesn't get any more reddit than that show.

Italians aren’t white people either man. If your only complaint is that the show isn’t about white people then you’re gonna miss out on plenty of great film and television. I’m wasting my breath tho

>level headed
The guy was fucking nuts and very unpredictable when under the influence.

>This is what Wirefags actually believe

Fucking faggot shinebox poster go back to youtube

Uncle Philly my ass, Im not yer uncle, I'm a house, cocksucker!

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fucking kek

Following customers is considered extremely crass and a low quality thing to do no matter how little they tipped. They even warned him to go back inside before he got hurt

>based

liked getting fucked in the ass
okay retard

Oh Madon

watched sopranos for the first time last month. Wtf is my problem?

who even had motivation to cap tony in the end? the "he dies lol" theory doesnt really make a lot of sense. the dude in the jacket seems like a completely obvious red herring. who sent him?

Reminder that Tony and Chrissy are in fact half-brothers.

that crossed eye motherfucker that was on Phill's crew...the one that is in the restaurant whem tony beats the living shit out of Coco

he was the one who proposed and negotiated peace with tony and gave him a blank check to murder philly though.
>lol but he secretly wanted revenge despite never hinting at hating tony
hard for me to buy it.

Sopranos and Wire were both so dense that they're still being unpacked to this day. GOT was opium for the masses, flavour of the month froth, and now everyone's forgotten about it.

Checked. He nearly put out the bing's bouncer's eye with a fucking smiley chain.

that's how things work in the mafia, No revenges or anything...just bussines. But something about that guy aways rubbed me the wrong way

>why not leave your DNA evidence on a person you're about to murder

So did he kill that horse or not?

IMO, Butchie had Tony clipped due to Phil's head being crushed after the hit.

People want to discuss good shows. GOT was shit and so is the walking dead

it’s pretty obvious he killed the horse man. He offers Tony half the insurance money once he realizes his lie is found out

The writers left it open to interpretation, though Pantoliano decided to play it like he did not do it.

His indifference to the horse's death in light of his son being in an ICU aggravated Tony into a fight to the death.

>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
My sides, every time

>Is she any good? Why am I asking you, you probably taught her how to!
top kek

GOT post 3th season was shitty

Russian crime in London.

Deep lore

DEE-ITCH-ELLL

*3rd

Nothing, he was there, it was a joke.

That's what he would do even if he didn't kill the horse

Perhaps but I was never under the impression that it was anyone but Ralphie

youtube.com/watch?v=tf0mV5nZrzY
>some Black guy from the neighborhood stole her bike.
>...what?!
>did I say anything?
Smug Tone is best Tone.

Your brother Billy, whatever happened there.....

Is this the funniest scene in the whole show?
youtu.be/z_uuoaJh8SA

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>Package for meester Pheeleep.

>All right then-!

They didn't kill her in the bar tho you gabagool

ADIOS YOU FUCKIN SKANK

> why was he barkin?

gold

a.) she hit me
b.) she was a hoowa

>No-one likes that cunt anyway.

My smelly valentine

What was the purpose of milfy being raped? She didnt tell tony and its only mentioned once after

So Melfi wanted to keep Tony around, seeing as the main reason for the therapy (Livia) was gone. Melfi was going to pass him onto a behaviourist. Technically, the therapy sessions were more like hangout after this point.

Jesus was a lucky man.

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HNNG!

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>tfw you go over to you're goomah's for some manigott and strombole but she forgets the gabagool

Italians have such a rich culture and language.

why is she so perfect bros????

The funny thing is that goomah is the Sicilian dialect pronunciation for comarre, which means god mother.

Jonathan Banks looks fucking awful these days

>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
>Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.

Fucking perfect

HNNG!

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Is there a EU or something like that?

AYYYYYYY DIS FUCKIN MOOK

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>L
>E
>G
>S

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>10:30 gotta be. Hour and a half, lunch. Half way fucking point. Don’t look at your watch, not yet. Savor it treat yourself.

>10 to 11, maybe 5 till. Don’t look. Think of those sandwiches Jim made. When you eat your last bite, this day is halfway fucking over.

>11:30 has to be, look at the angle of the sun. Maybe even a quarter to 12. Okay look now….

>FUCK ME!

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I had a dream last night...I dreamed I screwed you brains out right in that fucking desk

This scene was pretty fucking hot. Anyone agree?

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yeah but it's not that great

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Well what do you think the ending was then? What's the point? Chase already called it a death scene

Could there be a show about the Brooklyn ultra-orthodox Jewish mafia? Executive producer: Nick Mullen

No, Chase called his original version a death scene. What we got wasn't the original version. If what we got is a "death scene" then it's horribly done, makes no fucking sense whatsoever unless you make up some headcannon to justify it.
>what do you think the ending was
tony rots in jail seems like the most likely scenaro.

furio

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literally me

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>horribly done
Are u fucking insane?

No? The scene itself is really good but as I said there's no way to justify Tony being assassinated without making up some bullshit in your head about a character (be it Butch or Carmine) that isn't ever in the show.

I really wish Furio would have gotten a better arc than “I have to leave because Carmela gets me hot and bothered”

I just pulled the provolone outta my socks. Smells kinda funny.

Its not about who caps him it's about him dying

chrissy is carmellas cousin

>Tony rots in jail
Why was the final scene a cut to instant black in a restaurant? Why was the last season about Tony getting a second chance to live after nearly dying? Why did they show a series of people getting killed before realizing it, such as at Silvio's dinner? Why did they make a theme of death?

And no, Chase called the finale scene he used in the show a death scene. He was specifically talking about what HBO aired

But there's no one to cap him.

>Why was the final scene a cut to instant black in a restaurant?
To leave the ending open. Same reason they hamfist a guy in a jacket looking twice at tony before going to the bathroom.
>Why did they show a series of people getting killed before realizing it, such as at Silvio's dinner?
That's literally every death in the series.
>Why was the last season about Tony getting a second chance to live after nearly dying
To show that Tony does not and will not change. He's the same piece of shit he was 6 seasons ago, and he deserves whatever is coming to him.

How about the entire New York Mafia, who wanted an end to both Tony and Phil? Do you not know how mafia hierarchy and business works?

For the longest fucking time I thought Joey Diaz was in the show lmao

I thought he played Pussy for the longest time until I actually watched the show

Why did he dress like an Abu Ghraib prisoner?

So you just blow off the appearance of an assassin in the finale scene of the death-themed season, where the characters had repeatedly discussed death as being a cut to black or happening without knowing, as 'hamfisted'?

Rosaline was hot as fuck

i'm not the guy you've been arguing with but do you think the other mobsters in the show don't care that there was this much bloodshed? New York sanctioned a hit on Phil because they saw that with Phil at the helm there would only be more war. Jersey lost a lot of people in the war too, and they had lived with Tony's temperament for years when it was just costing them money, not blood. there is no way they would let Tony keep running things, so they sanctioned a hit on him too. new leadership on both sides means they can resume business without the fear of Tony's massive ego getting in the way of things, like it did for literally the whole show.

I leave Tony's assassination as an unlikely event because, as I said before, there was no one else to cap him. It doesn't make a lot of sense. I instead believe that the assassin was purposedly put there to lead people to consider assassination, but it wasn't very well done. Maybe if they had Butchie expressed contempt for Tony before in some other scene it would've worked, or if they had hinted that Carmine wanted more power and had played both parts. But as it stands, I just don't believe it. Rotting in jail is the most likely event.

I know that but who ordered the hit then? None of the Jersey characters in the show every express these sentiments in the series finale. As I said, you have to basically make stuff up to justify Tony's death being the de facto ending. There's a ton of "maybes". For Tony to rot in jail there's no "maybes", his lawyer tells him he's fucked because of the gun charge.

HNNG!

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See And your theory is that David Chase wrote and directed it wrong, therefore we can reject what we see on screen and guess he meant something else?

Only mob wife in the show who knew what she signed up for and embraced it. Obviously she was kept out of the business but she didn’t seem nearly as hypocritical or misguided in her perception of what she was. She was also hot as fuck

the last episode is largely from Tony's perspective, so it makes sense that he wouldn't hear shit about it from anyone, just as the meeting where Phil's murder was agreed upon was obviously held without Phil's knowledge. it's obvious that after this war both sides are upset with the leadership, and we know from watching 6 seasons of the show that Tony is a greedy tyrant who maintains power by rule of fear and good relations with New York. the good relations with NY are gone, so they whack him and start over.

Little Carmine (who always seemed to get everything he wanted despite being considered incompetent) or one of the other four New York bosses, or Patsy Parisi

She also had a hot smoky voice and great tits. Oo-fah!

No that is not my theory. My theory is that David Chase directed it so that the ending would be open to interpretation. I don't think the assassination possibility was very well done.

seeYeah but Carmine says like 2 episodes before that he doesn't care about the power anymore, he doesn't want to be involved in the bloodshed. He wants to live a peaceful life with his wife, he's simply not interested in any of it.

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>trusting Carmine

Little Carmine plays dumb to get what he wants while laying low. He also ruined Tony and Phil's peace by bringing up Bill Leotardo 'on accident' to likely eliminate the two for his own needs
But really there is an entire New York mafia hierarchy that was repeatedly stated to lose faith in Tony. Its a plotline of the show

He's given the audience no reason not to in 4 seasons.

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Carmine tries to become boss and goes to war with Johnny Sack and only abdicates due to violence. When Johnny dies all he has to do is kill Phil and Tony and he can rule the mafia peacefully

>if something isnt directly stated on screen despite the huge amount of foreshadowing its head canon
brainlet take

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>DeMayo

non east coast detected

The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones overstayed its welcome and should have ended years ago.

imagine her giving a femdom handjob with that 2 pack a day voice

Furthermore even if Little Carmine doesnt want to be boss, his family's wealth comes from the mafia, and if he fears violence then either killing both Tony and Phil, or killing Tony FOR killing Phil, ends violence and keeps his revenue

Mmm. It's implied that she tolerated Ralphie's poppers and weird sex. Ughn!

Walking Dead and Game of Thrones have no respect for this thing. They've never been in the can. Not really

Remember when Johnny Sack spent as much as possible on his fat daughter's wedding because he knew his assets were being seized and he had to go in cuffs and he's like 'this is what we do it all for' like this isnt a total fucking farce, and his daughter is obese and her husband is retarded?

That voice sent me wild. I heard the actress on a Sopranos podcast and she seemed a lot like Ro in real life. She also said she was pretty wild when she was younger, which is probably where the husky voice comes from. Madonn'

Sopranos discord server please PLEASE

Woah woah he’s just breaking your balls

Israel is one our best and longest allies, of course we should send them financial aid. What has Italy done for us? We even fough them in WW2 due to the talians being fascist pigs.

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