Omg

Good choice. Just like how Gaston wouldn't be dead right now if he'd gone for the three big-titted blondes who were all over him instead of the snobby cunt who wanted to fuck an animal.

>kubrick bad
kubrick actually good

Why yes I do hate Nicolas Cage

Genuinely chuckled

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>work at a fast food restaurant
>coworker is talking about how his friend named Eduardo goes by Lalo (traditional nickname) but some call him "lo"
>tell him it's a bad nickname because Humbert Humbert used it for Dolores Haze in Lolita
>they've never heard of Lolita, so I had to quickly explain
>Mention that Kubrick did one of the adaptations
>they've never heard of him either

What the fuck am I doing with my life

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"Work in a fast food resturant"
There's your fucking answer

>work

stopped reading there

GGER

Based

>>work
stopped reading right there

>normies
>knowing anything
that was your first mistake

What's I HATE NI's best film?

As director or actor?
Director: I guess I would choose Apocalypto
Actor: I don't know if it's his best work, but I like Lethal Weapon and Braveheart

>pretentious without the taste to back it up.
Is there a worse combo?

we call those "pseuds"

RMANY WILL RISE AGAIN

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>jew or jew?
>this jew, bitch

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Hello, I'm reaching out to you because you, along with other individuals, are using photos of me after I've asked you people to stop harassing me. I've spoken with my legal team and this is your first and final warning. If your threads contains any pictures of me after December 3rd, I am within my rights to file legal action against you. Please remove my name as well as photos of me from your computer thank you.

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what the fuck, I know this is an edit but did Seth really say this?

What did they watch this weekend?

Left: Once upon a time in Hollywood

Middle: Tigers are not afraid

Right: got killed watching le jOKSTER rip incel fatto

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>everything is DURRR JOOOO

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Sounds like someone doing an impression of Peter to me

it's all ironic, bro. calm down

>sam hackinpah

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The important thing is that you chose the unpopular option.

but it is you fucking kike

Sorry user, but they are having fun with each other.

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both are cute and you shouldn't pay attention to your girl's opinion on kino

If I didn't work alone 90% of time I would probably just kill myself

>no idea what this meme is called
>can't go find the source
God damn it.

>>tell him it's a bad nickname because Humbert Humbert used it for Dolores Haze in Lolita
that's some real fucking autism right there

>look at description for link to original video
>click to see if it's from a longer youtube poop or something
>video is blocked for "hate speech" and there is a link about "how to fight hate speech in your country"
It's all so tiresome

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I'll go with the goth.
Moody gothies are great for cuddling while watching movies.

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this is the best thread on Yea Forums right now

Literally have the exact same position on that debate, OP

Eh YouTube's policy is hardcore on that shit now.

There.

Cheers. I had hoped there were more in general. Also, not really a fan of balls on futa. But hey, it's a shitpost.

>Everything is sneed DURRR

yes

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Cute.

That's quite literally me, too.

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>my jew is better than your jew
every time

>life
stopped reading there

this unironically happened to me

same, but literally

dude omg

Literally me on right.

That’s literally me I hate niggers, and Jews, trannys, faggots, gooks, poos, and roasties. In fact I think we should kill all of them

He probably thinks you're a pedophile now

2001 inspired people make fucking Star wars...

goth looks like a stupid nigger faggot cunt whore who isent even real goth just some dumb new age whore pretending to be goth i want a true goth gf that collects dolls and tea cups also NIGGER

god this is so hot

>work at a fast food restaurant

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>bring up pedo movies in public
just dont

That’s shameful starshit is pure cancer for the world of cinema
Thankfuly soave Odyssey is great on its own

me on the right

based

Another mark against Kubrick

Yet another high quality Yea Forums thread

this

his flicks are just for stoners on lsd.

Need a goth kubrick fan

Glad you like it, user.

I'd agree but Strangelove is good shit

knows*

I havent laughed so uncontrolleably for a meme in a long time. thanks senpai

Tbh

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nah, you're just uneducated

1) this isn't funny
2) your opinions suck
3) your images suck
4) sneed out of my dickhole

More of Jim Henson man myself

that ain't a trap, that's an ambush

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The real answer is Mizoguchi.

Get off Yea Forums Grandpa

This

-ggers

best scenario

Zoom zoom

Shining and Oddysey?

-GGERS

is this how Griffithfag feels about film?

This reminds me of the time someone in college said The Great Gatsby was an "underground" novel.

Barry Lyndon

have fun staying a lonely depressed man

That was Dune.

sweden?

Herzog

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Based

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suckled and fuckled

>not mentioning lalo cura
well and truly plebian

KYS your self

>cute bubbly nice girl presents two occasionally pleasant normie options for friendly discussion
>dumb contrarian goth roastie retorts with an even shittier pleb tier zoomer cinephile wannabe option and calls her a bitch for no reason
>thread has like 300 replies of people cooming and sperging with joy
Why is Yea Forums the worst place in the internet? What draws you all here?

>Shining
Dull and silent. Nothing happens for much of the movie, and it's so boring it skips months of story at random just because it doesn't feel like it. Also the plot twist at the end was incredibly dumb, the caretaker was also the hotel owner from 50 years ago? It makes no sense.

>Oddysey
A movie that spends 3 and a half hours jerking itself off with symbolism and fancy visuals with no plot or humor to drive the story forward and make it entertaining. If it wasn't made by a super-famous director nobody would care about it.

>bringing these type of topics with normies
neck yourself

pseud

-NTENDO
BASED ME, DABBING ON THOSE NINTODDLERS

>not everyone is a movie buff like me

How can this be?

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>not posting the one with the dudebro and Yea Forums at the end saying he like the little girl
The absolute state of 4channel

I kind of watch TV this way now. I don't even really watch for fun. I study it.