>That will be 12 drachmas please
That will be 12 drachmas please
Robert, are you hitting the gym lately my man? Looking good bro.
>1 ticket for Assemblywoman please
Stay away from the amphitheaters. I heard men who make themselves eunuchs and then lament to the gods about their situation go there to sling stones at the viewers in rage.
>Do you do -100% tickets for the elderly, I'm a cheapskate you see.
What is the kinoseum showing tonight? Lion fights or chariot races? Or is the Jester playing?
>why yes, I do think Homer’s gay poems should be banned from society how could you tell?
The burning of ravenous jews that announce themselves as " Christians ". Emperor Nero took it upon himself to clean the pavement of their woes. Please enjoy.
>12 drachmas
Prostagma?!
>one ticket to the Jester please
>Sir, please wait right here while i have the Praetorians search you
Please keep all mockery of the Jews and their one god to a minimum.
Praetorians are Roman, dummy
They're just jealous that they just have one god. How can one god Grow your crops and control then weather? If you wanna live here you've got to go with the flow.
Flooding it to hold naval battles
And what of good Robertius?
here you are sir. and here is another 20 for that child slave to "escort" me through the movie
A drachma was the equivalent of a days pay for a skilled worker, that is a fucking expensive ticket!
Malaka
wealthlets leave
I keep it 300, like the romans
>he can't afford it
Do you have change for a Talent of Gold?
>Disdain for plebs
VOULOME
*Desire for Servile Revolt intensifies*
Point me to the wisest men in Athens, please.
>tfw no young boy
>tfw the helots make fun of you
The next culling of them can't wait
All out of drachmas. Do you accept debt bonds?
Good batiatus
What do you mean I have to put my lantern out? Bah. Malaka. I know you aren't an honest man.
Have you guys seen that play about those weird slant eyed barbarians attacking a city for their horses?
I thought it was pretty kino.
I wish kinoplex tickets were that cheap today...
Guys how do we deal with the Persian problem?
I took Philosophy 101 too guys!
Get out of the theater pleb
>Philosophy
We don't allow hobos in here.