>self made millionaire with various businesses >owns the biggest mansion in Hollywood >ex-Navy SEAL >one of the biggest poker stars in the world >survived 2 heart attacks and continued fucking his girlfriend on the hospital bed while smoking weed at the same time >supports trump and even donated to his campaign >singlehandedly escaped from a kidnapping attempt of Mexican cartels while he was vacationing in Cancun >shot the Las Vegas shooter with a handgun while being high on weed and live streaming it on instagram
its not gonna be a biopic about him, some insta model whore will claim he touched her and she will get a book deal. the book will get made into a movie.
Leo Cruz
GIVE ME A GUN, NOOOOOOOOW!
Ryder Moore
>survived 2 heart attacks and continued fucking his girlfriend on the hospital bed while smoking weed at the same time
based af if true
Jeremiah Jenkins
He's also a fucking manlet. When Google lists you as 5'9, it's more like 5'6
Liam Nelson
>self made millionaire
they should make biopics about fairies and unicorns next.
David Ortiz
Carlos from How I Met Your Mother
Henry Perry
>ITT: Jealous beta males spearing out that bilzerian made it
Landon Gray
Someone who looks like a smirking faggot.
Christian Morris
lmaooo no no no no no no
Lucas Torres
Giga Chadlet
Austin Hill
>Today GQ received an email from Dan Bilzerian's social media manager requesting a significant correction to the published article:
>We would like to apologise to Mr Bilzerian unreservedly for any offence caused. Although every man likes to think size isn't everything, 2.5 inches is 2.5 inches after all. Right Dan?
>We (the article, and Dan Bilzerian) stand corrected.
Image being such an insecure manlet that you tell your fucking MANAGER to contact GQ and tell them to correct your height
Yea man I'm sure that some random 250 lbs Nevada cop that's beats niggers all day long because his wife sucked him for a BBC, has more experience with guns than Dan that went twice through BUD/s training and saw active warfare in Iraq.
Noah Cooper
>ran away like a bitch and later claimed he was just looking for a gun in the shooting
Landon Walker
He also pays to be an extra in movies.
Matthew Fisher
>through a girl off a roof directly onto the patio next to the pool
Andrew Scott
Dan is based af. Only you basedcucks can go back to plebbit and jerk off to BBC cuck porn.
>all the girls look bored out of their fucking minds
Wow this is the kind of situation I'd want to be in right now!
Jose Hall
Why do people insist on shoving black people everywhere? Especially white people?
Ryder Nguyen
Always knew there was something off about his face. Beards are just make up for ugly men
Kevin Green
Now how many did he fuck, or just pay to be there for photos?
Robert Brown
why would you want to entertain women throw them some keys to jingle or something
Nathaniel Rivera
>based af
Seems really insecure. The whores, the beard, the pipe, the selfies, the roid physique, the whole thing seems like he's about to try and sell you something or is worried way too much about what people think of him.
If he did see action he should know what "stay in your fucking lane" means and be smart enough to not mess with a cop. Retards like this get people killed outside the wire.
John Brown
Imagine being this cumbrained
Cooper Reyes
This.
He is a famous and a millionaire. Any other celebrity in his place would've run away from there like a fucking coward. But Dan risked his own life in order to shoot down the shooter and save the lives of other innocent people there.
Lol, wut. He was cut from BUDS and went home. He was never actually in the military, let alone deployed.
Isaac Morris
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Wyatt Russell
The movie bombed hard and destroyed Eric Bana's career. If anything Dan should be thankful they cut him off the movie. Oh, and he still made 200k profit from loaning the production the money.
Kevin Rodriguez
Looks like a numale.
Xavier Fisher
>On one hand he snuck into a cops car, stole a badge and ended up looking like a geek asking other cops for guns.
Putting aside the fact he literally stole police property, that sounds fucking moronic and shouldn't be praised at all. The las Vegas shooter was like what, up in a building far away from the crowd? The last thing you need in that kind of situation is some retard dressed up as a cop firing wildly into the air or into the crowd trying to stop the shooter themselves.
nothing gayer than being around beautiful women am I right
Luke Howard
this is how i can tell you do not have sex regularly, you're a fucking loser you mongoloid small dick idiot, literally and unironically have sex asap
Lucas Phillips
STOLEN VALOR FAGGOT STOLEN VALOR FAGGOT STOLEN VALOR FAGGOT
Kayden Wright
random coke addicted sluts that want to be models and think fucking him will somehow help their career
Jayden Parker
I must admit, I didn't know who this guy was until two days ago. And I find it funny how all the armchair warriors on here give him flak for both "running away" and "thinking he could help". Did you see what most other people who were there did? They ran away screaming and crying, and those who hesitated probably got shot. Why should this guy have somehow saved the day? The fact is, the majority of people criticizing would have literally shat their pants and struggled with PTSD if they witnessed a girl getting her head blown off right in front of them, and then getting shot at as well. So STFU please.
Kevin Scott
>survived 2 heart attacks and continued fucking his girlfriend on the hospital bed while smoking weed at the same time Holy shit I love Trump now!
I wish the cop had given him a gun. Then he could have run toward the shooter like a retard and gotten killed and we wouldn't be having this gay thread right now.
Michael Hernandez
if dan was so bad ass he would have been cc'ing
Xavier Murphy
everyone here in these thread wouldve ran, hid, cried everything but help.. The multimillionaire is actually running through gun fire trying to actually help and you cowards are in the comment section running ur little mouths. If this what you call being a douche then what do you call yourselfs? Born cowards?? baka. Your all a disappointment just like these dick head cops. Stand for something, you selfish cowards. Thanks for not running back to ur private jet, your Ferrari or your mansion Dan.. The seals lost a solid dude.
Henry Ward
>he doesn’t know about buying followers
Hudson Nelson
His teeth look like boggie's
Leo Price
You're both morons. He simply wanted to see himself in the headlines for trying to stop the shooters. It backfired hilariously because the cop told him to fuck off. That's all it is about is maintaining status.
Dylan Peterson
kinda feel bad for him he had the balls to go and save people while the pigs ran for cover. money or no money he’s got more heart than them and a lot more training.
Jonathan Fisher
All paid. He couldn’t even make it as a SEAL
He’s a pussy faggot
Owen Smith
>you chose the future, you coward
Ian Cruz
its less than what other people did. Literally doing nothing is better than interfering with cops in the middle of a firefight
Gabriel Hill
>steals police property (crime) >falsely identifies as a police officer (crime) >asks for a firearm from a police officer, which as a police officer he'd know wouldn't happen >didn't shoot anything but gave up when he couldn't find a gun and would have probably gotten shot had he done so >isn't an Ex-Navy SEAL (and pretending to be one is a crime) >complains he was cited as 5'7 >uses roids to get his 'abs' >paid to be in a film for 7 seconds
Cameron Turner
I don't understand. What use is more than maybe 2 women (or 3 I guess). You can't fuck all day, and each additional one is just going to be more bored and less enthusiastic as they get less action-time in the harem. Not to mention that at that amount it goes to clearly 'paid to be around the guy' mode and makes it even worse
How is being a retard helping? Getting people to cover, treating the wounded, calming people down, that's helping. Stealing shit from the police to try and steal their guns while videotaping is not.
Nicholas Hall
You’re as dumb as he is that’s why he’s internet famous
Anthony Stewart
Trips of truth
Andrew Thomas
>me in the back
Christian Carter
And his pipe is empty and looks like it's never been smoked. Everything about this guy is fake.
Jonathan Gomez
Finally, someone says something sensible.
Matthew Nguyen
You can hate him but those gun shots were nothing compared to the immense sounds he heard during hell week so it was easier for him to keep his cool compared to everyone else
I see a man trying to help injured ppl. I don’t see a man running away. Give the man a break he was unarmed. He’s even trying to help while he doesn’t have a gun. I gained a ton of respect for this man after watching this. Any other celeb would’ve just ran straight to their car.
Nolan Ortiz
He’s a faggot ass pussy
Justin Clark
That makes it even worse. He should have been helpful but instead was being a retard.
He paid 1 million for a 6 minute part in lone survivor but they cut it to him basicly just being a dude sitting in a chair in a crowded room with 0 lines. He sued over that, not sure how it worked out
Jeremiah Scott
>He is a famous and a millionaire.
I never heard of him until you faggots posted about this but looking into him he's a cope try hard faggot forever bitter that he has to use a step ladder for his miniscule pecker to reach the cunt that he buys with Daddy's money!!!FACT!!!
Xavier Cook
>The Virgin 'Hero' (Bilzerian) >commits a felony to grab a police officers badge >has his friend film him whilst hundreds of metres away from crowds and the gunman >demands a cop gives him a firearm >gets told to fuck off >doesn't help anybody >doesn't save anybody >runs away after nobody gives him a gun >demands to be publicly recognised >complains about his stated height
>The Chad SAS >Off Duty in Kenya >Hotel Attack >Grabs a rifle and a flak vest in his vacation gear >kill terrorists >rescues dozens of people >doesn't have his name shown, isn't publicly praised, is even the George Cross in a private ceremony that nobody in the public will ever know about >went back to the shadows after it
I know he inherited his money, but isn't he a pretty decent poker player? That may be another embellishment but I'm sure he's gotten far in some tournies
Calm down, Dan. You're going to give yourself another heart attack.
Cameron Cox
That second story is cool and all but doesn't it seem weird that this guy had his rifle and flak vest on vacation, even if it's in NigLand?
Gabriel Green
Kek what a bitch
Oliver Morris
>heir of Benihana fortune >wants to be a famous musician >has ghost writers make sick beats for him >presses play on his turntable in front of millions of fans >now he’s more than just a rich kid
>Calm down, Dan. You're going to give yourself another heart attack.
No worries, they can use a 9 volt battery to jump start his tiny heart. Just lick the ends and stick it on his chest but be careful because it might crush him!!!FACT!!!
>rich people tend to live fabricated, shallow lives don't believe the smiles in his pics, that's just his public image in reality he probably roids up, cheats on his girlfriend while being simultaneously cucked by everyone she meets at the gym, and has zero personality to speak of which he replaces with being an attention whore
Blake Watson
If this dude was as cool as his social media makes him out to be he wouldnt need social media to make himself seem awesome. Definition of a rl try hard.
Grayson James
Like your dumbass can make any sort of judgement sitting at home watching a video on your computer.
Oliver Mitchell
He was in one poker World Series and finished in 180th place. He's claimed to have won tens of millions in private games which is convenient for him because it can't be verified.
Brayden Powell
He got it off the Kenyan responders.
Josiah Johnson
Literally nobody in the world thinks he's anything more than a tryhard. He's like a joke everybody but him is in on.
Justin Myers
go to bed Dan you might get your final heart attack
Robert Campbell
SAS story makes me want modern warfare to be out already >LETS GIVE EM A PROPER ENGLISH WELCOME
Nah. High speed dudes like that keep stuff in their cars all the time. Hell most cops I know keep stuff like this in their cars. I keep stuff like machetes and axes in my cars because I live in the country and they are more handy than you think. Once I get enough money I'll def be keeping at least some body armor in the trunk with some medical supplies.
Ryan Collins
He wasn't on vacation, he was there training their armed forces and just happened to be nearby when it happened.
Juan Wright
Based.
Sebastian Rogers
The longer this thread goes on the more pathetic this guy gets.
Asher Fisher
I’m seeing a few dickeaters in this thread supporting him
Isaiah Lopez
See I assume they knew he was there to train them or something and they handed it over.
Logan Gutierrez
>donated to trump wow truly a life accomplishment
Caleb Gutierrez
>The soldier is part of a British training team based in Kenya, and was at the scene mentoring Kenyan troops who had been deployed at the dusitD2 complex in the affluent Westlands area, where the al-Shabaab attackers had smashed through security barriers, throwing grenades and spraying automatic rifle fire.
Wyatt Kelly
Pretty based if you ask me
Jace Thomas
It’s one guy samefagging
Austin Kelly
He was off-duty, actually. So it was technically his vacation. >The trooper was off-duty when he dashed to the scene of intense fighting after Islamist terrorists laid siege to the DusitD2 five-star hotel.
Aiden Ramirez
>>supports trump and even donated to his campaign cuck
Lincoln Gomez
>don't believe the smiles in his pics, that's just his public image in reality he probably roids up, cheats on his girlfriend while being simultaneously cucked by everyone she meets at the gym, and has zero personality to speak of which he replaces with being an attention whore
>helping niggers in Africa Like pissing into an ocean of piss
Ryder Russell
OH NONONO!
Hudson Walker
>inherited money made by his criminal father >claims to have won it in poker tournaments despite being completely awful >couldn't get into the Navy SEAL program, was too weak and retarded >paid money to appear in a movie only to be so retarded they cut all his lines and featured him for less than 30 seconds despite paying hundreds of thousands of dollars >pays millions of dollars to instagram girls to make it seem he is a baller >giant beard to hide his no-jaw
list just goes on and on with this guy, I hope there will be a documentary exposing this retard because everything he claims is fake
Owen James
oh look another paid shill thread for dan why is this allowed?
Logan Howard
he pays them so his social media fagfriend can take these photos to deceive gullible retards on instagram. also, hes not a poker star, he plays against rich non pros likely as part of a money laundering club. his dad was a nigger who stole money and hid it offshore.
Isaiah Barnes
>>he really should have donated to cuck
Brody Cox
Reminder that's his friend commenting
Juan Gomez
So, considerate?
Eli Taylor
It was 1 million that he paid to be in Lone Survivor.
Jason Cooper
The dude is an absolute joke. It wouldn't be so bad if he just fucked off with daddy's money and enjoyed himself in private but he insists on crafting some kind of hypermasculine self made image for himself. He's a delusional manlet with a trust fund.
Kenyans have wanted to return to British control for decades but UK isn't dumb enough to accept it. Jamaica admitted it was a mistake to leave too. Hong Kong is gonna be regretting it when China invades on 1st September.
Sometimes you gotta let things go. China is exploiting Africa anyway.
Jacob Jones
>his dad was a nigger who stole money and hid it offshore. As the French proverb goes: trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don’t trust an Armenian.
Josiah Johnson
Sorry, 1st October.
Blake Rodriguez
Ok Lucifer
Daniel Jackson
I may be overweight, poor,and a virgin, but at least I will always be 6' tall.
kek, didn't realize it was that much, that is fucking hilarious
anyway this video is pretty interesting for someone who plays poker, even as a non-pro you can tell this guy is not a good poker people, like this guy is worse than your average poker player
Hong Kong didn't have a choice it was part of a deal that Hong Kong would belong to Britain for a 100 years or so
Carter Hernandez
lmao what a loser
Benjamin Miller
Wow he is small, too bad money can’t fix that
William Robinson
The government had absolutely nothing to do with this. Delete your post.
Lucas Campbell
If I was rich, I'd find two hot girls who were intelligent and fun to talk to and convince them to travel around the world volunteering with me and stuff
That way I have hot candy but also enjoy spending time with them and am doing something fruitful with my life
Ethan Scott
Nigga you must live under a fucking rock or only pay attention to your anime’s. Jesus.
Kevin Thompson
>a lot more training. you know he's not a navy seal right? gullible zoomer faggots deserve the rope
Carter Stewart
Why do schizos make up pointless conspiracy theories that have no actual political ramifications other than WOAH GUBMINT DOES EVERYTHING. There are actual conspiracies but you don't give a shit about those.
Elijah Roberts
>Nigga Why do Whites pretend they're Black on this website? Fucking cringe lmao.
Luke Ward
If they were intelligent I don't think they would be interested in being arm candy for some creepy rich guy to go globe trotting with.
Carter Perry
You know he a troll right? Gullible millennials deserve the rope.
sure he is, zoomer get in line for the rope, nigger lover
Luke Sullivan
I assume because the capeshit shills don't work on the sabbath.
James Anderson
He was involved in the Epstein thing too, wasn't he?
Justin Campbell
Don’t try too hard just because you got duped
Joshua Rivera
>expecting anything more than post 2015 newfags if limited mental capacity >inb4 some speech goes off on /pol/ What I posted applies to every worthl as fuckwit newfag from lesser shitholes who think their political is worviews h more than my fat, greasy asshole.
Ryder Adams
Sad!
Xavier Murphy
I would be surprised if people of that level would be caught dead with clowns like this.
>>shot the Las Vegas shooter with a handgun while being high on weed and live streaming it on instagram
I remember seeing that video, where he shoved a woman down and ran away at maximum speed. I guess it's been doctored since then.
Mason Cox
imagine being an adult with an anime folder
Nicholas Rodriguez
End thread.
He's a spoiled child who mistook his parent's success and fortune for his own.
Easton James
Yes that’s right on 4channel they say nigger. You’re blending in perfectly.
Christopher Cook
Imagine not realizing where you are. Any time user makes fun of anime or manga it’s just cheeky, ironic shitposting by some faggot. You baka. Embarassing you haven’t realized this yet.
imagine being on the verge of tears over a single post.
Luke Reed
lol
Jaxon Wood
call it sour grapes, but this seems really uncomfortable. I wouldn't want like 20 roasties in my jet just staring at me, I'd rather enjoy my money and relax.
Angel Richardson
>still seething he fell for the fake defend dan for (you)s posts
