ITT:hardcorehenryisnotaporno shitposting
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Ethan Nguyen
Brayden Stewart
Could you imagine talking to someone in public and then the Nintendog assist trophy appears but only you can see it
Chase King
henry eats a pea IN FIRST PERSON for 10 hours (asmr)
Zachary Carter
Well there:
Secret Service Jimmy who dies in the beginning
Hobo Jimmy by Flame Trower
Coke'd Jimmy who get killed by Akan then trown out of the air vents with Henry
Inner-Self Jimmy who dies by a mortar along with the girlfriend of
Inner-Self Jimmy by a sharp piece of metal
Punk Jimmy who kill himself in a car explosion killing few Akam soldiers
Sniper Jimmy dies literally 15 seconds later by suicide when he explose himself with grenades while falling out of the building... i dunno if he kill Akam's soldiers on the way
Nerd Jimmy get shot down by Akam's soldiers at the final shootout.
Major Jimmy and Original Jimmy dies together. Original Jimmy got shot in the neck and dies slowly delievring final words to Henry (and Akam on the way). Major Jimmy dies as well since he need Original Jimmy to stay alive.
9 Jimmy died during this movie
Isaac Johnson
Dios, ¿os imagináis tener la tecnología de Jimmy de Hardcore Henry? osea, pillas, te quedas en la cama y con prototíos haces cosas como ir a clase pero eh, desde la cama en plan con la mente.
Isaac Sullivan
Insider fact: The cinematographer was inspired by the action film Hardcore Henry, and decided to portray the entire film from the point of view of Sonic's genitalia.
Robert Allen
Akan is Kurt Cobain
Brody Turner
Imaginense una secuela donde una agencia recrea el proyecto de clones de Jimmy y todo con malas intenciones y Henry debe detenerlos
O que hay otro o otra cyborg que si tiene cerebro como el y el tiene que buscarl@ poque su vida de esta acabando porque no tiene cargador xD y el/ella si lo tiene y encima mejor pero esta tiene toda una agencia protegiendol@ para estudiarl@ y recrearlo para mas soldados
Justin Sanchez
hardcore henry but is a zombie movie
Connor Allen
russian asks for jacket and gets burned to death in hardcore henry and burns and burns again the die
Carter Green
bruh momento numero dos
Landon Ramirez
Henry is the titular character from “Hardcore Henry”
You only see this movie from Henry’s eyes, so I have used the director, Ilya Naishullar, as his look base. He is also credited as being Henry (as well as others) on IMDB,
Henry is a reanimated corpse/half cybernetic being. Think a more high tech version of Frankenstein’s monster if you haven’t seen the movie.
Last name, age, background; unknown to even himself.
He is mute, as his voice module had not been set up right when he left containment. He is able to use sign language, write with a notepad and pen he carries with him, or use text to speak if needed.
Nicholas Hall
Someone: *Mentions Hardcore Henry*Me: *deep bREATH*Someone: *Mentions Akan from Hardcore Henry*Me: [softly] ah, well-(Me, inside: fuCK FUC ,K FUCK,"?"? FUCK? ? HOLY FUCKIN,,G SHIT??? I LOVE??HARDCORE HENRyY? ?? AnD BOY I LOV E AKAN??? I LO,:VE AKAN SO MUCH??? FUCKI,NG HELL)
Jayden Ross
Henry hard to kill hernry in henrry the comicd but henry is henry
Luis Reyes
Henry should have rushed B.
David Lopez
When i watched Hardcore Henry on shrooms, i believed i was henry.
Colton Sullivan
No homo but when Akan kissed Henry, my dick moved.
Carson Reed
Hardcore Henry: Under My Skin - Sharlto Copley (Funny Moment)
{Henry’s nightmares dot exe}
Lincoln Hill
hardcore henry fans be like:
Logan Hall
You: perspective drawing
Me, an intellectual: Hardcore Henry fanart
Elijah Turner
_____________ Del Spooner VS Henry ________________
• Place of Battle: Moscow
• Time of battle: day
• Weather: sunny
• Starting distance: 10 meters from each other
• Without morality
• There was no time for preparation
• Equipment: both have standard equipment.
Spooner: the version of the film - I, Robot. Peak of forces. He wants to stop the terrible actions.
Henry: the version of the film - Hardcore. Peak of forces. He wants to get to the shelter as soon as possible.
Event horizon:
After killing a blonde, and his false wife (spoiler, well, all right), Henry decides to find out his past, and, incidentally, restore his voice. However, having noticed his last actions, a nigga pestered him. Well, in general, not coming to the general, the guys decide to do this thing like a man.
Thomas Long
"Akan is a CUNT!" *shrugs at henry* *henry shrugs back*
Mr. Copley you may be genuinly the best actor in this world. disctrict 9 "its the sweety man" your ability to fufil different roles, aspects & identities is un parralleled. in hardcore henry's case you assumed many different aspects, all in one film. such a great film. all of your roles are great you certainly have my respect. Fucking Prawns.
and i have one thing to say to you... burying you is like burying treasure.
Austin Reyes
henry and jimmy are both lesbians. I know that may sound silly but it’s true. Males CAN be lesbians because they’re human and girls are human too, so I don’t see all the fuss.
No, they aren’t in a relationship yet but they have caught feeling for each other in their eyes, and even held each others hands.
Please stop calling me a stupid wh*ore. It’s not nice and I will blocks you for being homophobic. It’s canon, just leave G+ if you can’t accept that.
#Lesbian #LGBT #plzkillme #MaleLesbian #Males #Boys #lesbianos #woa