What cool features does you local movie theater/s have?

Leather recliner seats

>using someone elses popcorn pickaxe
thats how you get the ole butter rot user. Bring your own gear.

Makes it harder for the designated shooter to hit his marks

Heh it’d be a shame if someone yelled fire in that theater heh

Not gonna lie, if I was a kid and saw this in the theatre I would think it was pretty based and redpilled. I'd have a great time.

Fuck you just reminded me that one of my local theatres is actually building this

Probably, it must be even cool to be able to say "my kid has ADHD/aspergers". I bet it gives you a few less-privilged points.

mine has complimentary finger boxes
oh wait sorry lady

wage cagie

wew

Imagine one of those kids taking a giant shit in their diaper and you have to sit there for two hours and smell it.

Why would someone pay for a movie ticket so their retarded child can not watch the movie?

That's a cup holder.

*dunkdunkdunkdunk* *squueeek* *THUD* *WAAAAAH WAAAAH!!!!*

My local theater is the Century 16 in Aurora Colorado. It has a permanent police presence. And a majority of nonwhites.

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Sorry about that user, I know you usually go to the Kinoplex, but here at the Cinebowl we show all non-Marvel and Jim Cameron movies in the kid's theater.

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They have one of these.

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So movies are so bad they have to put playgrounds in theaters just to get people to go? Why don't the Jews just hire good filmmakers instead? Jerks.

gotta get the little wagies accustomed to cagies early on

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Play area is closed during the movie. You're supposed to get there 20 minutes early, so kids can play before the movie starts, get a little bit tired, sit down and watch the movie. Then there's an intermission, kids can go to the bathroom, play a little more, finish the movie, play a little more. Unironically best way to takes kids to a movie.

My theater has an upstairs bar leading to the deluxe seats. If I go to the bar and have a drink I can go directly to a vacant seat without buying a ticket. Saw Godzilla in a reclining sofa chair for the price of a gnt

>tfw your obese american children can only play for 20 minutes before being exhausted

in my day my parents would just tell me to sit still and shut the fuck up during the movie

calm down grandpa might get a heart attack

where is the police?

How does the machine inspect penises, I wanna try it

This is fine but kids should only be allowed in that/those theatres. Banned from the normal ones. Also banned from air travel. And most restaurants. Babies should be banned from literally everywhere except at home with their mother. Why do I have to hear crying, what purpose does a damn baby have being out on the town. Since I have to pay taxes every week to help raise everyone’s little hell spawn I at least shouldn’t have to put up with them. My taxes pay for designated kid areas, as well as subsidize the home they live in. They can stay in those places

Probably that THICC lady. She's undercover.

based
would never dare to try one of those things

she's fucking FAT
thicc used to mean just healthy femenine tighs, nothing else

I used to play them constantly in the early 00s.

Now I'm old and fat and just marvel other players from the sidelines.

>tfw beaten by a fourteen year old on the penis rankings

>she's fucking FAT
Yes, that's why I also believe she's the cop.

Truly based!

>back in my day the ebonics that niggers used to describe obese white women MEANT something

Careful there, you will easily getting labeled a kid hater.
Those strong independent women should be allowed to bring their over stressed and often terrified kid everywhere so they can do other thing besides raising their toddler. A kid should not hinder them with their hedonistic lifestyle!

this but with liberals

a bar

Mine has a call button like on airplanes but it sends out fresh plates of crab legs to my seats

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Children should just shut up and behave or be punished rather than indulging their bad impulses.

To the left and right of the frame, covering the ticket takers. I smile and chat with them when waiting in the popcorn line. I don't autistically take photos of them so I come across as the weirdo who might do something crazy.

The kinoplex memes about penis inspection and singles policy are funny, but the Aurora theater actually does have a little bit of security-state vibe to it. Mostly though the cops are just old, chubby, and bored. Concessions gives them free soda.

The weird thing though is the balcony area I took this picture from. It's supposed to be the exit-only for the Imax screens. You can go up there from the lobby and no one will stop you. Seems like a gaping security hole to me, but whatever. It's a nice place to get away from noisy brown kids while you wait for your theater to open.

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based

trans

>literally me in front of the landwhale

What's the problem?

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under about 200 lbs of it!

it has a big ass screen and loud audio

>bruh just ban some of your most profitable customers
You're a complete retard.

Why would you take kids to the movies?

This. I either fell asleep or watched it. I hated the kids that caused a ruckus.

it also helpfully excuses breeder retards when their kids turn into unsocialised autismo foetoblobs because they were on facebook all day instead of interacting/raising them

oh look it's the real reason for the "autism epidemic"

You may be onto something...

An armed security guard.

This and single mothers.

>oh look it's the real reason for the "autism epidemic"

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no that's the cause of shootings

Why would you take kids to the movies?

this is fucking insane. those things are going to collapse or someones going to get molested or something. absolutely insane and retarded.

and poor education
and drug/alcohol abuse

This is honestly my favorite theater. Moved to Aurora a few blocks from the theater/mall the very week James Holmes shot it up. Pretty kino. Everything's super cheap and it's never busy because people are scared to go there, but there are tons of cops in the cinema so there's nothing to really be afraid of. Plus you get a bonus double-feature when the auditorium SWAT unit brutalizes coloreds who get loud during the movie.

Also increasing parental age.

The white coats jump to conclusions bout epigenetics, because that's where the grant money's at, but it could be as simple as older parents just don't have the energy to invest in socializing children. So they let the iPhone do it.

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dat thick titty monster...

Why would it collapse? Seems like the standard play areas you see in the Mall or Mcdonalds also how would anyone be molested in that? Its see through

Why would an adult watch kids movies?

>kid runs out without parent knowing
>pedo creep follows him in to the bathroom
there's all kinds of scenarios

they spared no expense

>Pic unrelated
>not warning cinemagoers about the theater bison
We got James Holmes 2: Boogaloo For You over here trying to send people to their graves

The kinoplex in West Edmonton Mall used to have a massive dragon that would breathe fire ever 30-60 minutes

>it's never busy because people are scared to go there
Not my experience, Denverbro. The mulattoes and latinxes don't give a fuck and show up in hordes.

Never seen cops beat down nonwhites, either. What times can I go to best experience this kino?

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omg I remember that shit! Do you know what happened to it?

Local kinoplex put segregated seating for manlets and children up front.

penis suckin machines

how terrible

The death of the shopping mall happened. Dragon was too expensive to keep maintained. And of course demographics, minorities would try to ruin it guaranteed

>tfw you fail the inspection and the kinoplex revokes your Disney privileges
EVERY FR*AKING TIME

Mine has a bar. It’s pretty tits

To watch a kids movie

Jesus Christ. This is why no one likes millennials.

Exactly. Either you sat there and shut the fuck up or you didn't go to the movies. Period.

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>older parents just don't have the energy to invest in socializing children
At this point young couples often need like 3 jobs to support a family. In time people have left over from even 2 they're exhausted, by design.

This plus retard breeders plus we live in a super cool society which spent a couple generations telling people that kids are basically house plants who don't need an "upbringing" or really any kind of "education" at all, they just need to be good little workers; that the tradition support networks of extended families must be destroyed and everyone should live in the ideal nuclear consumer unit.
I want to say now that's backfiring, but if someone really thought about how to profit, every tragedy is an opportunity right.

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FUCKING BASED!

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then watch the movie. take them to the park if you want them to play on a jungle gym

Tfw supporting 3 kids with my job in the trades and the wife has her own little mom etsy business. If you need 3 jobs youre a failure. But considering youre unironically using the word breeder, i dont need confirmation that you are a failure.
>backfiring
Only because youre deeply suicidal and afraid to follow through on it

Oh boy the (generation) thing. Yawn boring take user. I remember boomers bitching about McDonald play places when i was a kid. Before that it was probably daycare or even just playgrounds. How about you dont tell me what to do with my money or time and kindly die already boomer.

Here in Iowa we wiped out the Bison a century ago, the only thing you have to worry about is getting lost in the popcorn maze. It goes on for miles.

What kind of play area does the "adult theater" have?

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