"You'll take me to Joker on opening night, right user? Don't tell me you're afraid of a few bullets, doofus!"

>"You'll take me to Joker on opening night, right user? Don't tell me you're afraid of a few bullets, doofus!"

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Ok but your implants had better be made out of Kevlar

Show me your anus. NOW.

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If you squeeze her boobs, do they honk?

>tfw no sexy clown gf
Life is pain

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take the makeup off so that I can tittyfuck you because right now youre just scaring me

Post clown tiddies

10/10, would honk

>I really had fun tonight user.

How do you proceed past this point?
I need really specific and numerated instructions.

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It would be extremely silly

for you

>well if you got three minutes and a 6x2 area we could have a bit more fun before calling it a night and going our separate ways milady

Look all innocent, point at your winky and start acting like an embarrassed little boy. Never fails.

I want to make her have my kids.

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Who that is?

Is she even an actual clown or just some whore that likes to dress like a clown?

The true clowns are the ones not dressed up.

clown

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Imagine eating out your clown GF, and suddenly you get a hankerchief in your mouth, and you're like what the fuck
But then you pull on it, and she's giggling, and they just keep coming out
You lift your head from between her legs
>What the fuck is th-
she just slaps a pie in your face

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Her name is Pixi, she's does magic tricks for kids and the like.

deep,i live in a society aswell

She and her entire family are clowns.

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>rips open condom
>starts doing balloon animals

>"Fuck babe i'm so wet"
>you slip your hand between her legs
>hand gets caught by a mousetrap