Cast him

>gore
There was no gore in that.

Why would you choose the most painful way imaginable to an hero?

>no blood
>gore

was it instant tho? seems excruciating for at least a few seconds

He just became a human Beyblade, he feels fucking amazing

nah, making some wagie scrape you off of the tracks and enraging all of the wagies who will be late to work because you made the trains shut down is based.

Who was in the wrong here?

i'm gonna assume he didn't really care

>not sudokuing during a dance

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LET IT RIP

there're this webm of a guy jumping from a train and he slides on the ground before being snapped in 2 by a bench's leg.

His brain got crushed instantly
How was that painful?

There was probably a ton of pain and suffering before he actualy died, its shit.
Throwing yourself off of an extremely high building is probably the best and quickest way. You just see the ground rushing up to you, maby a quick thump to the head, but then its all over.
This dumbass probably felt every bone in his chest cracking and snapping, everything bursting inside of him, gargling on his own blood for about a minute before passing out. Fuck that shit.

Anyway, to make it Yea Forums related, they need to cast Bam Magera, except make him actually do this

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that seemed quick to me
people are shit at offing themselves, especially women, because its usually just attention whoring. it is NOT hard to kill yourself if you really wanted to

story who was the other guy or was it a random?

he probably felt about 1 second of pain, if even, before the shock set in

He didn't jump from the train, he jumped in front of it and it propelled him forward. I have it somewhere.

Shit can get crazy with girls.

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why do people have webms like this? how sick

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>being this new

He became a Beyblade

Guess he won't need his shoes...

wtf her moms name is Allah?
also, thats slavic women for you

This might not be the place for you Redditman

>family of 5, including three small children walking along the road
NOPE

It's like in The Boys

Every day I wake up I thank god that I wasn't born in Asia, South America, Africa or the Middle East.

fuck

>It's like in The Boys

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this would make for a kino film

I had no plans to ever go to China, but all the Webms I've seen have solidified my resolve to never go

Good news! We're bringing those places here so the whole world can be the same!

how the fuck did she survive the fall? snow?

>wake up
>thank god
>step outside
>get shot

user I don't think there'll be enough body parts to put a cast on

may he rip in peace

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>It's like in The Boys

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Are the people there really that homicidal, or just that bad at driving?
I've seen so many chinese car accidents that I can't even keep track

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the one kid is going to become an anime protagonist

UNSTOPABLE!

Yes.
A woman from another building saw her jump, dust herself off and then go back inside.
She apparently stabbed herself in the stomach almost 20 times.

WATCH OUT HERE I COME

>women especially?
they seek something less painful that also involves no force

Nigga literally MJ'd on this guy's grave

Soi overload

His head was separated from his body instantly. He didn't feel anything. It takes time for nerves to even carry 'pain' to the brain in the first place

What did he think was going to happen?

...

His chest got crushed. His head was probably lying beside the track alive for a few moments.

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OUTTA MY WAY I GOT DEREVERIES TO MAKE

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>that seemed quick to me
he practically destroyed his lower abdomen and pelvis
you could still live for like half an hour without aid

kys youreself

>those blinking red lights on the guy on the left
I thought he was a suicide bomber.

BRUTAL

I used to speak to a girl who lived in Russia who was like this. Utterly obsessed with boys, highly manipulative, lived with a foster family and did crazy shit like playing Russian roulette (with the knees, not the head, showed me the scar and everything). She WANTED to do this, never did find out if she did it (the reason I never found out might have been because she got her wish.

>women especially?
Because most female suicide attempts are just a cry for attention. Locking themselves in the bathroom with a bottle of wine and some pills, knowing full well that they'll be found quickly and saved.
>Women prefer less ultimate means, such as exsanguination and abuse of hypnotics, while men are apt to use firearms or jump from a height. In other words, males prefer more lethal methods (e.g. hanging) while the methods favoured by females tend to be less lethal (e.g. overdose). Furthermore, women may intentionally use less lethal suicide methods to draw attention to their situation, and do not intend to die. Males are more prone to aggressive, antisocial and externalising behaviours – they are likely to make more impulsive, lethal, active and determined suicide attempts
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3539603/

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you are an retard if you think he didn't bleed out ina few minutes

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You're leaving out the best part.

/o/ has taught me that the Chinese are all evil

What the fuck is going on in Russia.

all me

Thanks jews!

You fucking brown-eyed nigger wasting my time thinking I got an actual reply. Wish I could castrate retards like you.

i don't like this stuff, mods should delete this thread. It's not Yea Forums

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Chink are fucking subhuman

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Lmao asian retard. One of the most cringe videos ever.

He did it for that reason specifically, to fuck over people who didn't care.
That's why some people splatter themselves after jumping off a skyscraper, so they can make everybody passing by feel like shit for days, including those who have to clean up that mess.

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i always just think of the guy who made the suicide helmet. he was definitely gonna fucking die no matter what.

Fuck that is just annoying to watch. He almost made it.

why is China so weird, bros?

He almost made it. Goddamn

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you mean these aren't Faces of Death deleted scenes?

How do I become that based?

that kid holding his moms hand and 1 second later she is obliterated and he is looking around to figure out what happened. not even these insect people deserve to go through something like that

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DIDNT EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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fucking based, killing himself and the whole bus and likely the person in the car he hit all out of spite

the extended cut is even better cause nobody stops to help.

I want to die like this someday

Drugs and poor people

Jannies really dropping the ball here. Advertisers won't be happy about this!

HOW ARE THEY SO ALL BAD AT DRIVING ITS NOT A COMPLICATED FUCKING SKILL

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this one is new...the fuck?

Welcome to Yea Forums, where the posts are off-topic, and if you report them the mods just ban you.

most gruesome in this thread
hope you get banned

What was his endgame here

based

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It's a shame, the girls are some of the hottest.

If jannies worked better, maybe they'd get a raise and their salary would be double of what it is now!

What is he doing? Eating her?

>posting the same shitty china webms
get some new fucking material

suicide by suplex

cheeky bastard

This one and a few other chinese have to be some deepfake shit its too damn hilariously over the topnotch in its pacing and moribidity.

Rolled a 1

In what exact moment did he even died? What a fucking weak queer

Some homeless guy got a fresh new pair of shoes

>drama school

Way too fitting with this one

basé

lot a commitment from MJ there to keep performing. no wonder he's the King of Pop

t. Ching Ping Huang

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She didn't drive so good.

holy shit im going to throw up

To be fair, that girl looked like a serial killer in all her pics.

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I just want a qtgf is that so much to ask for.

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Fake

Retard but checked anyway

Did they want to make it look like a gore video where something bad was about to happen on purpose? That's fucking weird

>wasting my time thinking I got an actual reply.
HAHAHAHAHA, don't know why but this is the funniest shit I have read today, I thought that someone replied to me too.
I feel lonely like you user.

Fuckin roastie

he didnt die but hes completely disabled

That one got me, bravo

What happened there?
Did half of him flop over in the end?

Jesus.

t. Xiao Ching Ming

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FREESTYLER

yeah bruh we need more capeshit and shitposting and cringey memes and frogs bruh

thesun.co.uk/news/3170815/woman-live-streams-own-death-hit-bus-driving-work/

gore thread?

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Kek

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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It's dem scythian/kurgan yamnaya steppe warrior genes

Dont project your loneliness on me homo

CUTE!

South America is fine if you got a lot of money.

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Reminder this rat is in pain

Did he dead?

LMAO stupid White faggot

hmm I wonder what the motivation for this particular attack is

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Why are americans like this?

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That rat's skin is being burned by the soap. It's in extreme pain.

gore thread

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NNOOOOOO BLLADDDDUUUUUUU RET ME GOOOOO

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OP as mc

Imagine being devoured on public transport and the last thing you see isn't the blood covered face of your assailant but 50 people standing back with their cell phones out. Truly we live in a society.

dont worry user, that's just cgi

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That was surprisingly not gory and just funny.

>thinks i'm a chink
LMAOOO

did you just discover the concept of humor

>being stupid enough to drive into the middle of the L.A. riots
dude kinda deserved it

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who isn't

you guys for real? link?

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Why is asia so deadly bros

kek fucking retard

>you walk into your parents bedroom
wyd?

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Americans really are disgusting.

oh no

Why do cringy White faggots enjoy this type of shit? Post humans getting their wigs split, not some animals like a disgusting chink

whats this body type called and how do I get it?

why were they sleeping on the job

Billions of insect people that lack creativity or empathy. Literally built for factory work.

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are niggers even human

hes alive moving the machine at the end

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Be happy for my father who's been single for four years.

LMAO based!

>Heh, it's okay, I forgive you sweetie. :)
Fucking white people.

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Promise to stay /fit/ for the rest of my life.

Fuck those coloured people

>I'm a MJ impersonator
>"Lmao watch this"

Most sissified race on the planet, hands down.

>Post humans getting their wigs split, not some animals like a disgusting chink
>NOOOOOOO NOT THE DOGGO FLUFFER HECCIN GUD BOI PUPPERINO

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>christcuckery
>not even once

Imagine if you died and everything went black but you just kept thinking

>how do I get it
pints

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shut up faggot

Be 50 years old and don't exercise

Man he really let Virginia Tech have it after that.

Their expressions are hilarious. He's looking down with disdain at having to fuck a gook but he has to get a nut off. Meanwhile the slope is thrilled to be getting a white dick,

God what the fuck is wrong with chinks
Like when you watch a webm of a dindu chimping out you know it's some retard but this is its own breed of evil

Nice save, Afai gasoline on the skin doesn hurt that much until it burns out to your skin.

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>when the ricecels start larping as niggers
Stay mad Changalang

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based

No one likes a tattle tale

Should I spam animals getting rekt webm threads again??

t. no sexer

>mfw DAAAAAAAA BEARS win the superb owl

Ask daddy if there's room on the front

I like the poster of the guy pointing like, get a load of this

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>playing Frogger for keeps

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What the fuck is wrong with them?

NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKING FLUFFER DOGGERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Why are niggers in america so violent and lacking empathy? You expect niggers in africa to be violent chimps but american niggers are barely any better. Around niggers, never relax.

Crossfit exercises are getting ridiculous.

meth is a hell of a drug

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lol cry more chink

Niggers are not human.

>when the shoes went flying

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Skillful

Whites are just pussy...try fighting back, dumb faggot

American niggers are worse because they have more and still act stupid. At least African niggers can blame third world conditions.

Oh boy, r/asianmasculinity has arrived.

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Unironically kino.

You wont lazy faggot

too much melanin

>the one wh*toid obsessed with slants
lol i'm not asian ya goof

I wouldve saved her :(

>put the kid in the dryer just to prank the kid
>LMAAOOO DIS SHIET GON BE FUNNAH
>closes the door
>it locks
>dryer automatically starts up
fucking kek

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Hot

Yeah, just lost his sneakers.

did that guy just take a selfie. based.

Yes you are, everyone knows it's the asian beta bois the ones who are mad at whites because all their women hate them.

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irl how to snap your own neck tutorial

You know there are reasons why the rape of Nanking happened.

>replying to yourself
cringe

>filename

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I know niggers are weird looking but they don't have four legs and a tail

She killed herself because Chad left her. Seeing her dating future embodied in you wouldn't have helped the situation.

god i wish that were me

OOOHH BRADDU PITTU PREASE FUCK GIRFRIEND!

Fortunately, my country is not a shithole like America, I don't have to deal with non-white subhumans.
Lack of non-white creatures is also why my country is regarded as one of the best in the world.

>only chinks think wh*tes are pathetic
lmao think you need to step outside my dude

Oh, lol I see it now
I honestly thought they put thier kid in the dryer

why don't these suicidal people just get on hard drugs

God damn that's horrifying but the image title might be the greatest pun ever made

It's very clearly a kid, user. The stroller's right there.

must have seen his dick

Why do it that way instead of just jumping in front of the train? Does it kill you quicker?

Cast him

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All races are jealous, but only you gooks are autistic enough to come to Yea Forums to seethe.

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hardcore man, no pussy sleeping pills fake suicide attention act
respect

which country? if it's a slav shithole please don't even bother replying

>all those cockroaches just staring as a woman gets devoured

boy am i glad for osha

>y-you're chink doe!!
the fuck is with this toid? seek help, my guy

>guy on the bench turns into a beyblade
lmao

Who are you quoting retard?

Switzerland.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING TURK IS PIG SMELL

these people are RECORDING ON THEIR PHONES someone getting cannabilized

Fucking nice!

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do people really just ragdoll when they die?
I thought that was just in games

Fucking chinks need to be genocided

No you were right first time it is a kid
Yeah you're right I can see it now

nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Boy-Trapped-in-Washing-Machine-at-Camden-Laundromat--152839025.html

nice cope, samefag loser

dogs or cats?

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its always lathes

You really think you are fooling anyone, Ching Chong Ping Pong?

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That was smooth as fuck lol

if you are hit by a 150km/h train yes

that's a hot dog

Basiert und Schwiizpilliert

how do we fix the society problem?

>Imagine living in such a shithole you can't walk on the road.

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you sir, can fucking die in a fire

omg

Why not both?

Barney Frank & a ladyboy?

didn't realise how much energy he had until he hit holy shit lmao

Isn't there another angle where the body hits a pole and gets cut in two?

nuke it

This is a flea removal treatment.
the dog was ok.

You'd be jumping on top of the crazy, bitey guy covered in blood? He could have some horrible 28 Days Later disease for all you know. Fuck that! Let the roastie get eaten.

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HOL' UP HOL' UP

those poor kids

it has to be the one that causes more upset redditors

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sauce

Yes.
Savage people deserve to be beaten down to death.

Absolutely based. That's how they should all be treated.

based blacks fucking up trannies while white men fight for their rights lmao

would feel bad if it werent another nigger

doggos
it's always the doggos

and that's the end of that chapter

I'm afraid it's charred, no sauce can save that dish now

imagine having such poor driving sense you pull out in front of a speeding dump truck. fortunately he only killed himself.

Fuck you.

Is that why they all vote democrat?

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reddit cope

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But then someone will have to beat you to death for beating someone to death

>noooo if it was a white tranny my heart would break!
exactly why whites are cucked hahahahaha

Either works they dont like seeing any animal being harmed

>black female is a tranny
kek really says something about nigger bitches

kek'd & check'd

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Already thinking about her next hook-up as she walks away.

>he's never seen the full video
it's a tranny, you fucking faggot lmao
imagine not being able to tell....yikes

Not sure if it's a tranny, black women tend to be pretty fucking ugly.

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They vote for the most gibsmedats. They don't actually care about any leftist causes except their own.

he lost his train of thought

plz stop posting vids of animals getting hurt :(

Nigger bitches and trannies look exactly the same you fucking monkey. Go steal a car nigger haha

>his final act isnt a big "fuck you" against the scoiety that made his life shit enough to want to end it
doing that on public transport is probably the second best way to go out

Whoever made this video has for sure moved on to human beings by now.

So, they rather support trannies than get a job?

slap will do the job you dumb nigger

It's a tranny.

fightbible.net/transgender-woman-nearly-beaten-to-death-for-feeling-up-on-a-straight-man/

>bump limit

looks like someone's getting their pay docked

>mad because he can't tell trannies from women
i'd be mad too, queer

post it plx i'm curious

Scene from L'auto Joyeux (2004)

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>thread hit bump limit
gg mods

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Black trannies must have it the easiest, they don't have any standards to live up to, just put on female clothes.

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I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

I'm here on the boards of Yea Forums at 4channel.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off on his anime body pillow. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fabled sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitor's sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

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Nigger bitches are so fucking ugly its almost indecipherable from a tranny.

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Yo have no idea. There are situatins where time slows down or accelerate. What do you know about being crushed by a train. Maybe your brain perceives time differetly and it's like 10 years of being crushed

more shit like this pls
it's hilarious

maybe just make a binary for suicidal people, like 300 feet with an empty train that goes back and forth

This is a black female.

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I know right, when the kid goes flying I lose it every time

I want to find this person and do all these things to him

It looks like there's some kind of growth behind her neck.

Id be mad too if I were a nigger.

whatever you say, closet queer

Why did he start beating on the kid? What did he do?

based

He's chinese.

Get lynched nigger.

you're already mad, because you're a virgin...an adult virgin
lmao doesn't get more pathetic

damn he's gonna scuff his kicks

it's like a fucking cartoon

What's the story on this? Did that guy just have a psychotic break or did that midget owe him money?

Based! Fuck niggers and jannies!

This nigga got cliff burton'd hard

This is from a movie fyi

lel get AIDS queer

Make another thread or I'll call the jannies

Being a nigger is the most pathetic. I would unironically kill myself if I were a piece of shit monkey nigger like you.

>Warwick.mp4

Why do the niggers look like the generic GTA NPC?

why do i have no problem watching people get rekt but i have to immediately stop if i see an animal?

;_;

>Gore thread reaches bump limit.
>nearly 400 posts on a blue board.
Great job as always, Jannies.

>n-n-nigger!!
lmao adult virgin...enough said

Fucking white people

lmao actual nigger...enough said

Chinks aren't human.

AYYYY NIGGA WOOOORRRLSTARR WORLSTAAR

People are shit. Animals don't deserve it. Fuck animal gore posters, I hope they die the same painful way as they laugh at these poor creatures. Fuck humanity.

it's a good thread

>People are shit. Animals don't deserve it. Fuck animal gore posters, I hope they die the same painful way as they laugh at these poor creatures. Fuck humanity.

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Yea Forums is the best board

>Animals don't deserve it.
Could you be any more of a faggot?

>virgin cope